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Summary:

Punz: wtf i was sleeping

Sapnap: that but permanently

Quackity: TRUE.

GeorgeNotFound: OH SO IM BAD IF I MAKE A KYS JOKE BUT WHEN YOU DOits LMFAO

Sapnap: not a joke

Notes:

oh my god i dont know whatim doing hello please read this (SLIGHT MENTION OF SCRATCHES AND CUTS)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: practice

Chapter Text

Football practice LOL

Dream: anyone know when practice is? I won’t be able to make it at wednesday cos my sister’s getting braces XD

KarlJacobs: No but i know when XD died 

Quackity: 6 YEARS AGO LMAOOOOOO

GeorgeNotFound: PLS

Dream: i know your :] headasses arent talking right now

Sapnap: TRUEEE WHAT IS THIS TUMBLR??

KarlJacobs: u have an anime icon.

Sapnap: we’re matching????

Dream: WHEN IS PRACTICE. 

Quackity: i wanna know when karl thought he was better cos he had an anime icon

GeorgeNotFound: the most embarrassing part is that he’s matching with SAPNAP

Dream: tell me when practice is PLEASE

Sapnap: can you shut the fuck up

KarlJacobs: ^

Quackity: ^^

GeorgeNotfound: ^^^

BadBoyHalo: Language! ^^^^

Dream: WHAT DIDIDO TO YOU

BadboyHalo: practice is at thursday :D

Sapnap: lol do u guys know that guy tommy

GeorgeNotFound: sadly

Sapnap: he’s gonna have to take over for me :( am sick

KarlJacobs: good

Sapnap: wtf

KarlJacobs: im kidding i bought tissues, soup, and blankets im coming over rn :] lysm

Sapnap: ily2

GeorgeNotFound: die

Quackity: LMAOOO 

Dream: PLEASE.

Quackity: IMLOSING MYM MIND

Sapnap: GOODNIGHT.

BadBoyHalo: HEY!! That was mean >:( say sorry right now gogy

Quackity: yeah wtf that was seriously fucked up how could you tell someone to die that’s honestly so rude and irresponsible of a middle aged man like you whats wrong w you

GeorgeNotfound: I’m sorry.

Dream: aww 

GeorgeNotFound: for saying what we were all thinking. 

Karljacobs sends an instagram post of him and sapnap cuddling, karl has his face smushed onto sapnaps red one. 

Caption: homies 4 life

DREAM TEAM 


Clay: HOMIE???/

Nick: im so upset rn LMAO


Clay: aw bubs:( come home ill buy you anything u want 


George: wanna talk?


Nick: its crazy i saw him. even. I dont. Idk how to bring it up


Clay: you should have a serious talk about his drinking and just about your relationship together


Nick: dream can i ask you smthn


Clay: mhm?


Nick: could u like uhm


George: make him jealous.


Nick: HUH??


Clay: what


George: me and dream will be all kissy with you and stuff and he’ll get jealous and then he’ll HAVE to have that conversation. 


Clay: well. What if he just gives up on nick? Then what?

 
George: he won’t he’s wayy too into him


Nick: no he isnt 


Clay: NO i mean like what if he just thinks we’re dating and doesn’t try to get nick back? 


George: oh i mean YOU SAW HIM DRUNK he’s gonna


Clay: idk.. I still think you should just have the convo with him but if nick wants to do it ill do it


Clay: cant see u sad :(


George: ^


Nick: I LOVE YOU GUYS SHUT UPkiss ME


Clay: is karl still there?

 

Nick: yeah hes on my chest rn


George: nO hE isNt

 

KarlJacobs and Sapnap’s dms.



Karl: are you ok?


Sapnap: yeah?


Karl: you look sad:(


Sapnap: idk school ig


Karl: i wanna baby u so bad rn


Sapnap: huh?


Karl: like wrap a blanket around us and smooch ur dumb face up till u feel better :]


Sapnap: ok waiting… 


Karl: ur so dumb

 

FOOTBALL PRACTICE

 

Punz: wtf i was sleeping


Sapnap: that but permanently 


Dream: TRUE.


GeorgeNotFound: OH SO IM BAD IF I MAKE A KYS JOKE BUT WHEN YOU DOits LMFAO


Sapnap: not a joke


Punz: im calling ur mom rn LOL


Sapnap: YOURESUCH A SNITC


Dream: my man just died

Quackity sends a photo of him cradling his cat with three fresh scratches on his face 

Georgenotfound: cute


Quackity: WHAtO*; george:]]]]


Dream: hes talking about the cat btw


Georgenotfound: no i’m not


Quackity: LMAO FUCK YOU DREAM


Punz: DNF IS OLD


Quackity: #DREAMMOVEONCHALLENGE


Punz: #DNFISDEAD


BadBoyHalo: o-O


Skeppy: hi bad ur hot


Quackity changed his name to badboyhalo


badboyhalo: stfu o-O


Badboyhalo: STOP I DIDNT SAY THAT SKEPPY