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It was a few days after Ghostbur's death and Wilbur's revival and the whole family was staying at Techno's house (No, he did not agree to this but he can't argue with Phil).
Wilbur was catching up with Phil and Techno, not that Techno cared that much about the card games Wilbur played in the afterlife or whatever. Meanwhile, Tommy was still mad at Will and no he will not forgive him. Never. He mostly stayed in the guest room that was his or went outside. Sometimes he visited Ranboo that lived close or Ranboo came over.
He refused to "spend time with his family". Phil clearly didn't know them well if he thought they could all get along. Hell, Technoblade alone has tried to kill him many times over the past years and everyone is acting like everything is fine now. Just because Wilbur is alive now doesn't mean they could all go back to being a big happy family.
He decided that throwing a tantrum wouldn't help his situation so he to eat dinner with the others for once. But only because Ranboo was there today otherwise he wouldn't even think about it.
He stepped into the kitchen to find the others already at the table, it seemed like they were waiting for him. How did they know he would come and join them? Nevermind, he doesn't really care enough. He went to his chair and sat down, ignoring Wilbur's greeting.
"I'm just saying Wilbur the name wasn't very original"
What are they even talking about? Probably nothing interesting, Tommy thought as he started eating his food.
"What do you mean, Techno?"
"L'manburg, you have a bur in your name and you are a man"
"It's a coincidence. I didn't chose what my parents wanted to name me"
Ranboo was watching them like a tennis much. Clearly entertained by all this.
"Actually, we didn't want to name you Wilbur"
Everyone turned to look at Phil, with suprised faces. He almost wanted to laugh.
"What?"
"It's true. We had different names for all of you but always changed them at the last second"
"Why didn't we know about this?"
"You never asked"
"I bet my name was the best one"
"Shut up, Tommy"
"Make me, Wilbur"
"Boys-"
"C'mon Phil, tell us. Were dying here. I want to make fun of Tommy"
"Ranboo, I trusted you"
"A poor choice, really"
"EVERYONE SHUT UP. Phil, continue please"
"Well, me and your mother wanted to name you Orpheus, Theseus and Bill. We ended up calling you different names in the end."
He looked at Wilbur, Tommy and Technoblade in that order as he said the names. Silence followed as they tried to process what he just said and Ranboo started laughing really loud.
"THESEUS??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"
"Orpheus? Isn't that the musician from Greek mythology? You really have a type when picking names"
"Bill? Seriously? Why do I get the lamest name?"
Suddenly Ranboo stopped laughing. He didn't know why but he really didn't like the name Bill.
"Cause you are the lamest in the family. It's only fair"
"What I want to know is how did Technoblade knew to call Tommy Theseus without knowing all this. Seems like you are hiding something. 'i DoNt HaVe FaVoUrItEs' my ass. I bet you told him before telling us"
"Honestly, I had no idea. I started calling him that cause I thought they were similar"
"Bullshit"
"Hey, be nice to Billiam"
"Tommy, you have five seconds to run before I chop your head off with my axe"