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Bzzzt!
Marinette groaned. What was it this time?
She and Chat had gotten phones to communicate as Chat and Ladybug but without the costume, that way they could alert each other in case of an emergency, or if one wanted to schedule an extra patrol.
Chat Noir had not been doing that.
He’d been pestering her with chats about irrelevant things or spamming their chat with cat gifs or memes. At this point, she was this close to throwing her phone out the window.
But since she wasn’t busy, she decided to check what it was.
Chat Noir has created [Unnamed chat]
Chat Noir has added Ladybug to the chat
Chat Noir has added Alya to the chat
Chat Noir has added Nino to the chat
Chat Noir has added Adrien to the chat
Chat Noir has added Marinette to the chat
Chat Noir has changed Alya’s name to RenaTheBlogger
Chat Noir has changed Nino’s name to MusicalTurtle
Chat Noir has changed Adrien’s name to MrModel
Chat Noir has changed Marinette’s name to DesignDisaster
Ladybug: Chat, why are we in a chat with civilians?
Chat Noir has changed Ladybug’s name to M’ladyDoesn’tLikeFun
M’ladyDoesn’tLikeFun: Hey!
Chat Noir has changed their name to SophistiCATed
SophistiCATed: they're fun civilians!
SophistiCATed has changed the group name to [We are heros!...kinda]
SophistiCATed: anyone there?
RenaTheBlogger: EIVXOMWPCJSBEH
SophistiCATed: are you okay?
RenaTheBlogger: JENFOSNENPFNSBEHTZPMWHENDKCNDN
MusicalTurtle: Don’t worry, she’s just excited
RenaTheBlogger: ARE YOU THE REAL CHAT NOIR AND LADYBUG!?
SophistiCATed: totally!
[SophistiCATed sent Imtherealchat.png]
RenaTheBlogger: HEBFOSNELCLSJEBJXNDBJXKGLBLLBNEBXKSNFINFBFODJDND
RenaTheBlogger: FIENCOSNEOGKSNESPNRVSPWLWVFUDBWFOXYAJNRIDKSBWFOSJEBFISJEJJDIDJSBJRT
RenaTheBlogger: RIHDBDND
RenaTheBlogger: Ok… I think I’m done
DesignDisaster: Hi Chat!
SophistiCATed: hello princess!
RenaTheBlogger: PRINCESS!?!?!?!!??
MusicalTurtle: PRINCESS!!!?????
M’ladyDoesn’tLikeFun: PRINCESS!??!
MrModel: Hey guys, what’s up? My phone died.
MrModel: PRINCESS!?!
SophistiCATed: yeah, princess
RenaTheBlogger: EOVNSOENDKSNEOEJ
MrModel: WHAT!?
MusicalTurtle: WIFHFOXNWSLWJROZNWJDOMWJXNDD
SophistiCATed has changed DesignDisaster’s name to Princess
Princess: Chat!
RenaTheBlogger: GIRL, YOU’RE GIVINF ME ALL THE DEETS LATET!
RenaTheBlogger: *Giving *Later
MrModel: How did you get my number? It’s private.
MusicalTurtle: Yeah, how did you get our numbers?
SophistiCATed: A cat never reveals his sources ;)
Princess: I gave him your numbers
SophistiCATed: priNCESS!
SophistiCATed has changed Princess’s name to MyPrincessIsASnitch
MyPrincessIsASnitch: Hey! Change my name back
M’ladyDoesn’tLikeFun: Speaking of which, Chat, change my name
SophistiCATed: NEVER! Mwahahahaha!
M’ladyDoesn’tLikeFun: Do it or so help me, I will bonk you on the head with my yo-yo every time I see you.
SophistiCATed: …
SophistiCATed changed M’ladyDoesn’tLikeFun’s name to BugOut
BugOut: Thank you.
MusicalTurtle: Did LB just threaten CN?
SophistiCATed: Yes. Yes she did.
[We are heros!... kinda]
10:40 PM
SophistiCATed: M’lady
SophistiCATed: M’lady
SophistiCATed: M’lady
SophistiCATed: M’lady
SophistiCATed: M’lady
SophistiCATed: M’lady
SophistiCATed: Bugaboo
SophistiCATed: Bugaboo
SophistiCATed: Bugaboo
SophistiCATed: Bugaboo
SophistiCATed: Bugaboo
SophistiCATed: Bugaboo
SophistiCATed: Ladybug
SophistiCATed: Ladybug
SophistiCATed: Ladybug
SophistiCATed: LADYBUG
SophistiCATed: LADYBUG
SophistiCATed: LADYBUG!
BugOut: What?
SophistiCATed: can we please!
BugOut: No.
SophistiCATed: PLEASEEEEEEEE!
BugOut: No Chat.
SophistiCATed: come on! we were the only ones who saw her!
BugOut: What if it hadn’t been just us? What if someone else was there?
SophistiCATed: but I can train her!
RenaTheBlogger: Who’s this ‘her?’
BugOut: It’s not important.
MyPrincessIsASnitch: GUYS! WHY IS CHAT NOIR AT MY HOUSE!?
RenaTheBlogger: HE’S AT YOUR HOUSE!?
RenaTheBlogger: THAT’S IT I’M COMING OVER, DON’T MOVE! NOBODY LEAVE! I’M CALLING NINO!
SophistiCATed: I’m here for project MMM
MyPrincessIsASnitch: What? MMM?
MyPrincessIsASnitch: SOMEONE HELP! CHAT’S CARRYING ME AWAY FROM MY HOME!
MyPrincessIsASnitch: HEDBDOXJABOFUXBWODPMXZLWNSUA
SophistiCATed: Don’t worry! She only dropped her phone! :D
RenaTheBlogger: …
RenaTheBlogger: -_-
Marinette was panting like crazy as her feet touched her balcony. She stomped away from Chat. That crazy alley cat kidnapped her and spent hours trying to train her to get the mouse miraculous! And he’d made her drop her phone hundreds of feet!
She would be furious if it wasn’t for his dumb, big cat eyes. Why did they have to be so adorable!?
“You owe me a phone.” She grumbled, trying to open the hatch to her room.
“I do, but you still love me.”
She smiled softly “Yeah… Yeah I do…”
“I’ll see ya later Princess!!” He gave his two-fingered salute.
She turned and waved. “Bye Chat!” And with that he vaulted away
The next day, Adrien went to buy the phone for his Princess (It was the weekend and he wouldn’t have another photoshoot for a few hours) He never did say he wasn’t going to get it, and Marinette deserved nothing less.
He bought the most expensive phone, a gift box and a gift tag with a paw print (It was supposed to be Chat Noir themed).
He wondered if she would like it. Hopefully she would.
When he got home, he put it all together. The phone was in it’s gift box with the tag saying ‘Hey Princess, got you that phone! -The Awesome Chat Noir.
He knew exactly when and where to deliver it.
“Plagg, claws out!”
Before he knew it, he landed at her balcony and left it on the lone chair. He’d rather not break in. When he reached his own home, he was rather content with himself.
“You know, buying people stuff is a sign of love…”
“PLAGG!”
Plagg snickered.
[We are heros!... kinda]
2:16 PM
MyPrincessIsASnitch: OH MY GOSH, CHAT!
MyPrincessIsASnitch: WHY DID YOU GET ME SUCH AN EXPENSIVE PHONE!?
MyPrincessIsASnitch: WHY DID YOU EVEN BUY A PHONE FOR ME!?
SophistiCATed: You DID say I owed you a phone…
MyPrincessIsASnitch: CHAT!
SophistiCATed changed MyPrincessIsASnitch’s name to LetMeSpoilYou
LetMeSpoilYou: Never!
RenaTheBlogger: You know what? Screw LadyNoir. Screw Adrinette.
MrModel: Adrinette?
RenaTheBlogger: I’m team Marichat. You with me Nino?
MrModel: What’s Adrinette?
MusicalTurtle: I already have the popcorn.
MrModel: Guys, what’s Adrinette!?
RenaTheBlogger: <3
MrModel: Guys…?
MusicalTurtle: <3
MrModel: GUYS!?!
RenaTheBlogger: That’s classified
MrModel: WHAT!?!?
MrModel: FJSJSLFLENSLSOBENXSS
[We are heros!...kinda]
8:28 AM
MrModel: Hey Marinette.
LetMeSpoilYou: Yeah?
MrModel: Did you happen to get fabric last night?
LetMeSpoilYou: Yeah, why? I’m trying to figure out who sent it
MrModel: Chat Noir and I might be in a gift giving battle now…
LetMeSpoilYou: WHAT!?
[We are heros!...kinda]
1:39 PM
LetMeSpoilYou: CHAT! ADRIEN!
LetMeSpoilYou: STOP SENDING ME THINGS!
SophistiCATed: No way! You deserve the best, and let’s be honest, Agreste here isn’t the best
LetMeSpoilYou: CHAT!
BugOut: Don’t be so rude, Chat! Adrien seems nice!
MrModel: I do?
BugOut: Yeah! You’ve been so sweet!
MrModel: …Thank you…
RenaTheBlogger: Did anyone hear that?
MusicalTurtle: Yeah. What was it?
LetMeSpoilYou: I think that was a scream…
SophistiCATed: or a squeal…
[Adrien and Ladybug]
1:43 PM
Ladybug: I’m so sorry Adrien! Chat probably didn’t mean what he said! He can just get…. You know...
Adrien: Don’t worry about it Ladybug! I don’t really mind. After all, who could stay mad at the heros of Paris?
Ladybug: I could think of a few people…
Ladybug has deleted [1] message(s)
[We are heros!... kinda]
12:37 PM
SophistiCATted: Guys! You need to see this!
BugOut: What is it?
SophistiCATted: Someone spotted Hawkmoth! They recorded it!
RenaTheBlogger: This is huge! Send it!
MusicalTurtle: Yeah dude! This is important!
LetMeSpoilYou: Chat! Hurry!
SophistiCATed: Here!
SophistiCATted: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
BugOut: CHATTTTTTTTT!
BugOut: I’M GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU
MrModel: Why did he send us a video of a guy singing?
MusicalTurtle: Adrien, that’s called being rickrolled
MrModel: Rickrolled…?
[Chat Noir and Nino]
12:39 PM
Nino: Chat, please give me mod powers. I need to do something.
[We are heros!... kinda]
12:40 PM
Mod SophistiCATed has made MusicalTurtle a mod
MusicalTurtle has changed MrModel’s name to ThisBabyChickIsSoOblivious
MusicalTurtle: Okay, I’m done.
MusicalTurtle: Wait
MusicalTurtle has changed their name to BestDJWithAShell
BestDJWithAShell: Thanks, you can take it away now
Mod SophistiCATed has revoked BestDJWithAShell’s mod privileges
ThisBabyChickIsSoOblivious: ?
[Adrien and Nino]
3:45 PM
Adrien: Hey Nino?
Nino: Yeah?
Adrien: What does LMAO mean?
Nino: Laughing my ass off
Adrien: Oh…
Adrien: I need to apologize to some people.
Nino: Dude, what did you do…?
Nino: Adrien…?
Nino: Adrien?
Nino: Adrien!?
[Adrien and Marinette]
7:28 AM
Adrien: Hey Marinette, I’m waiting outside
Marinette: Got it! I’ll be out there soon
[Alya and Marinette]
5:02 PM
Alya: Why have you been avoiding Adrien? I thought you liked him
Marinette: Oh, I do.
Marinette: But he knows what he did.
[Adrien and Alya]
5:04 PM
Alya: What did you do to Marinette?
Adrien: It's a long story.
Adrien: I can call though and tell you.
Alya: Great!
Call started at 5:05 PM
Call ended at 5:57 PM
[Alya and Nino]
5:58 PM
Alya: Nino! We have a code purple situation! I repeat, code purple!
Nino: Code purple!?
Alya: Yeah, it’s that bad!
Alya: Let’s call to figure out what to do
Nino: Right!
Call started at 5:59
Call needed at 8:36
[Adrien and Marinette]
8:38 AM
Adrien: Can we meet up later? I can’t make it to school today.
Marinette: No.
Adrien: Please?
Marinette: No.
Adrien sent [BigCatEyes.png]
Marinette: …
Marinette: Fine.
Marinette: Also, fuck you.
Adrien: Gasp! Marinette! I didn’t know you knew such language
Marinette: Ha Ha.
Marinette: Pick me up after school.
Adrien: okay. one more thing
Marinette: Sure. What is it?
Adrien: you smell so good. cheesy cheese pastries. so yummy yum yum. I want cheese.
Adrien: i love chees so gooey and good. your bester. loveeee it. yay yay yay. yum in my tum. amazing stuffs
Marinette: …
Adrien: sdskencWIDBWOSMevcuEWNZPSebNRJSBXOSNEIZGJENJdCBEJDBFdbxisbebkJFNDNNDNSIKDJFNZOAPQGrbdkwnw
Adrien: SORRY! My friend got a hold of my phone!
Marinette: …
Marinette: Next time that happens, I’m gonna snap your neck
[We fear and love Marinette!]
4:55 PM
Adrien: Great news guys! Marinette didn’t snap my neck!
Nino: That’s great!
Alya: Congrats! Did you go with our plan?
Adrien: Yeah! It worked!... but I think Marinette thinks I like her now…
Alya: …
4:57 PM
Adrien: Anyone there?
Alya: ADRIEN, YOU STUPID FU-
Adrien: What? Did I do something wrong?
Nino: Dude… you have a lot to learn
[Adrien and Alya]
5:00 PM
Adrien: If Marinette were to want something… like, let’s say a new fabric, what type would she want?
Alya has taken a screenshot
Adrien: Why did you take a screenshot?
Alya: Oh, it’s nothing.
[Chat Noir and Ladybug]
5:39 PM
Chat Noir: Ladybug! I just got the most genius idea!
Chat Noir: One that could really change our lives!
Ladybug: Really!?
Ladybug: What is it?
Chat Noir: Well….
[We are heros!... kinda]
6:30 AM
SophistiCATed: GUYS I NEED HELP!
SophistiCATed: LAST NIGHT LB KEPT TRYING TO TIE ME UP WITH HER YO-YO
SophistiCATed: I NEED A PLACE TO STAY AT FOR A WHILE
RenaTheBlogger: And why was she chasing you and trying to tie you up?
SophistiCATed: I made a pun about designing.
SophistiCATed: Apparently that pissed her off because she started yelling at me how I should never make puns about it and then tried to tie me up.
RenaTheBlogger: Why does this sound so familiar? Like someone else we know would do that exact thing
SophistiCATed: Maybe Nino?
RenaTheBlogger: Nah, he’s too chill
SophistiCATed: Princess?
RenaTheBlogger: Not in a million years. She’s too sweet. I bet Nino would get insulted before she would
SophistiCATed: Model boy?
RenaTheBlogger: Maybe… his dad owns Gabriel so it could seem like an insult….
[Chat Noir and Ladybug]
6:37 PM
Ladybug: Are you ready for tomorrow?
Chat Noir: Heck yeah!
Ladybug: Great! But to be sure, let’s go over the plan one more time!
Chat Noir: Only for you M’lady!
Ladybug: Oh, and send it to me one more time! I’d like to make sure I have it!
The next day, Adrien and Marinette were waiting. For what you may ask? For the end of the class. They both had a plan, but little did they know that they’d planned it with each other.
The day seemed slower than they remembered. The clock seemed to spend days ticking and tocking. The two practically ran out when the day was done.
[Ladybug and Chat Noir]
3:56 PM
Ladybug: Ready?
Chat Noir: As I’ll ever be
Marinette took a deep breath. She was really going to do this.
[We are heros!... kinda]
3:58 PM
BugOut: Another day, I’m back at school.
RenaTheBlogger: YOU GO TO SCHOOL!?
BestDJWithAShell: Woah...
BugOut: I think about him, he’s so cool
RenaTheBlogger: WHO IS IT!?
BestDJWithAShell: Who is this ‘he’?
Bugout: He looks at me, I look away.
Bugout: But does he see me anyway?
RenaTheBlogger: Ladybug…
Bugout: Oh oh oh, he’s got me spinning ‘round!
BestDJWithAShell: Aww! Ladybug has a crush!
Bugout: Oh oh oh, my feet are off the ground!
BugOut: Oh oh oh, and when the sun goes down, that’s when I become...
BugOut: Miraculous! Simply the best!
RenaTheBlogger: True, true
BestDJWithAShell: Can’t argue there
BugOut: Up to the test when things go wrong!
Bugout: Miraculous! The luckiest! The power of love, always so strong!
RenaTheBlogger: Aww! Love! <3
BestDJWithAShell: I love love, man<3
SophistiCATed: I am a cat, just chilling out, but in the night, she’s all I think about.
RenaTheBlogger: Aww! Ladynoir!
BestDJWithAShell: That’s sweet!... I think…
SophistiCATed: I feel so strong when she’s around! She picks me up when I am down!
RenaTheBlogger: Ack- my LadyNoir heart!
BestDJWithAShell: Well, you do have superpowers, but that’s sweet too!
BugOut: Oh oh oh!
SophistiCATed: Oh no, you’ll never know!
BugOut: Oh oh oh!
SophistiCATed: My love can only grow!
BestDJWithAShell: ...Uh, am I the only one who thinks that sounds… interesting…?
BugOut: Oh oh oh
SophistiCATed: And when I see her smile, that’s when she becomes…
RenaTheBlogger: YOU KNOW YOUR IDENTITIES!?
BestDJWithAShell: HOLY SH-
BugOut: Miraculous! Simply the best!
RenaTheBlogger: It always is!
BugOut: Up to the test when things go wrong!
BugOut: Miraculous!
SophistiCATed: Miraculous!
BugOut: The luckiest! The power of love, always so strong!
RenaTheBlogger: Team love over here!
BestDJWithAShell: Loooovvvvvveeeeee!
BugOut: Miraculous! Simply the best!
RenaTheBlogger: I agree 10000%
BestDJWithAShell: Definitely!
BugOut: Up to the test when things go wrong!
BugOut: Miraculous! The luckiest! The power of love, always so strong!
BugOut: Miraculous!
SophistiCATed: Miraculous!
BugOut: Simply the best!
SophistiCATed: You are the best!
BugOut: Up to the test when things go wrong!
BugOut: Miraculous!
BugOut: The luckiest!
SophistiCATed: The luckiest!
BugOut: The power of love!
BugOut: Always so strong!
SophistiCATed: Always so strong!
BugOut: Miraculous!
BugOut: And we’re done!
RenaTheBlogger: What?
BestDJWithAShell: ???
SophistiCATed: WE GOT YOU! It was a lyric prank!
RenaTheBlogger: I-
ThisBabyChickIsSoOblivious: Hey guys, I’m back!
ThisBabyChickIsSoOblivious: What’s a lyric prank?
SophistiCATed: you… you don’t know what a lyric prank is…?
ThisBabyChickIsSoOblivious: No, am I supposed to?
SophistiCATed: I CANT BE IN A GROUP CHAT WITG SOMEONE WHO DOENS’T KNOW LYRIC PRANKS!
SophistiCATed: I AM LEAVING!!!!
SophistiCATed has left the chat
BugOut is the new mod
BugOut: Ugh. I knew it. I’m never joining a chat with civilians again…
BugOut has left the chat
RenaTheBlogger is the new mod
RenaTheBlogger: I-
BestDJWithAShell: ...What just happened?
LetMeSpoilYou: I think the hero's just left…
ThisBabyChickIsSoOblivious: o_o
RenaTheBlogger has left the chat
MusicalTurtle is the new mod
LetMeSpoilYou: This is getting too distracting, I’m leaving the chat
LetMeSpoilYou has left the chat
MusicalTurtle: …
ThisBabyChickIsSoOblivious: ...
MusicalTurtle: We’re reviving this chat, right?
ThisBabyChickIsOblivious: Yep.
MusicalTurtle has changed their name to ReviverOfChats
ReviverOfChats has made ThisBabyChickIsSoOblivious a mod
ThisBabyChickIsSoOblivious has changed their name to ReviverOfChats2:TheSequel
ReviverOfChats: Am I gonna add them in or…
ReviverOfChats2:TheSequel: I’ll do it.
ReviverOfChats2:TheSequel has added Ladybug
ReviverOfChats2:TheSequel has added Chat Noir
ReviverOfChats2:TheSequel has added Alya
ReviverOfChats2:TheSequel has added Marinette
Ladybug: Here we go again…
Chat Noir: I SHALL NOT BE IN A GROUP CHAT WITH A PERSON WITH NO TASTE!
Chat Noir has left the chat
ReviverOfChats2:TheSequel has added Chat Noir
Chat Noir has left the chat
ReviverOfChats2:TheSequel has added Chat Noir
Chat Noir has left the chat
ReviverOfChats2:TheSequel has added Chat Noir
Chat Noir: LET ME LEAVE!
ReviverOfChats2:TheSequel: No.
ReviverOfChats: PFFFT-
Alya: Adrien has sass!
Chat Noir: FODWCPZLENIDPZNWNSPSIXNSDLXABSNDLXMZNDKXZMNSDKXXISJDNDNBDKSBX