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+44-795-5548-881 mad a group chat in added 26 people into the group chat
+44-795-5548-881 changed the group chat name to fuck me daddys~
+44-795-5548-881- Anyone like the name
+44-715-5548-099 - what the fuck is this bitch
+44-785-5552-164- wasn’t this a trend years ago
+44-795-5548-881- so no one cares
+44-745-5587-912- I DO BITCH I WAS IN CLASS BITCH IMS KILL YO ASRSE
+44-765-5539-312- LANGUAGE!!
+44-725-5521-251- I'm bored can someone at least tell me their name
+44-795-5560-015- I'm crying in the restroom <3
+44-775-5580-363- no one cares you do know that
+44-745-5589-297- hope you feel better
+44-725-5521-251- ANYWAYS!! I’m Karl Jacobs. Nice to meet you!
+44-795-5548-881- I'm clay but you can call me dream and you're telling me the person I had sex with like 3 months ago is in the group chat
Karl- HMMMMMMMMMMM I don’t know
+44-745-5587-912- YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING GROSS. I'M BIG MAN TOMMY
+44-775-5580-363- I'm techno and why am I an a group chat with my brother
+44-795-5560-015- two brothers. I'm Wilbur nice to meet you
+44-745-5589-297- im Niki I work at a baker by the college
Karl- blue and sweet bakery?
Niki- yup that’s the one
Karl- I love that one I always get the lime cake
Dream- shut up we don’t wanna hear about your sweet tooth
Karl- what the honk you're being really mean
+44-745-5589-297- I'm bad and I'm a teacher
+44-785-5552-164- hi im ponk and +44-795-5548-881 is sam
+44-795-5548-881- im sam nice to meet you
+44-715-5548-099- stop waking me up and I'm George
Ponk-isn’t it like 6 am?
George- I didn’t ask you to tell me the time
Karl- so I guess all of us are bitches huh?
Tommy- WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH
Karl- I will happily repeat it “so I guess all of us are bitches” is what I said :)
+44-735-5541-570- um CHILE anyways I'm sapnap nice to meet you
Sam- I feel like this group chat is going to be a mess
Dream- well ya when we have KARL in here
Karl- I don’t even know who you are
Dream- thought so
+44-745-5536-810- why y'all ganging up on the poor boy anyways I'm quackity anyways what’s up chico
Karl- chico?
Sapnap - it means cutie in Spanish
Dream-LET’S MOVE ON
George- Karl Jacob?
Karl- if I say no would you believe me
George- Nah, now I see why dream hates you
Karl- still don’t see why?
Sapnap- what did he do?
Tommy- ooooo drama
techno - Tommy shut up in go to school
[tommy went offline]
[wilbur went offline]
[techno went offline]
[ponk went offline]
[bad went offline]
George- have you heard of dream SMP drama?
Sapnap- of course, I go there
Quackity- chico you never answer my question
Karl- what question
George- that was him who cause all that
Sapnap- WHAT
Quackity- monada, no lo harías
Karl- English, please
Quackity- cutie you wouldn’t would you
Dream- he knows what he did
Karl- 1. Yes I did do that 2.the boys really had tiny dicks
Sapnap- so you're a slut in picky you're not going to get anywhere in life
Karl- fuck all of yall I'm going to tell eret
George- oh you're his roommate
Sam- don’t know what happened
Niki- there talking about the boy who sleeps with the whole foot team it was all over the newspaper
Sam- Karl does this every year nothing new: l
George- why
Sam- something about not want to get a boyfriend for personal reasons
George- so not a slut?
Niki- nope it’s nothing new
Dream- when Karl get a boyfriend imma tell him all about this xD
Karl- no no you're not anyways I told eret
George-so who’s eret?
Dream- get out
Karl- what
Sapnap- your lying right
Sam- anyways bye
[sam went offline]
Quackity- you suck dick George
[no one is online]