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No homo on main
9:47 pm
Arson added ??? to the chat
Arson: FUNDY!
fundy
fundy
funde
Funds
Bruh
DuduDudu: I don’t think that is Fundy
???: You’d be correct
Arson: So you respond to him but not me
???: I literally don’t know you and my name isn’t Fundy so I assumed you were talking to someone else
Sootcraft extraordinaire: Who is talking about my son?!
Also hello new person!
Who are you?
???: Uhhh
BEES: BOO?!
???: BEE?!
Child: HOW DID SAPNAP ACCIDENTALLY ADD BOO?
???: ^ I would also like the answer to that question
BEES changed ???’s name to Hit or Miss
Hit or Miss: …
Child: Do the thing
He will cry if you don’t do the thing
Hit or Miss: … I guess they never miss
BEES: HUH!
:D
Murder: Why?
Hit or Miss: If I have to suffer, so do the rest of you :)
DuduDudu: My brand!
>:(
Hit or Miss: sorry
Child: If it appeases the court id like to say that my opponent
is talking
shit
Sootcraft extraordinaire: Awwwww I’m getting quoted
I’ve made it everyone
Arson: @Hit or Miss who are you?
Hit or Miss: Ranboo he/they
BEES: @everyone INTRODUTCIONS!!!!
Arson: Sapnap he/him
Sootcraft extraordinaire: Wilbur he/him
DuduDudu: Dream he/him
I’m not here: don’t know why we’re doing this but George he/him
DuduDudu: GEORGE :D
I’m not here: no.
DuduDudu: D:
Hit or Miss: L
Child: L
BEES: L
Arson: L
GLATT: I’m stopping this now
JSchlatt he/him
Mini Dream: Wait.
Holy shit the gang’s all here
Hit or Miss: Wait
Dris?
Arson: What is happening?
Mini Dream: sup
Murder: gang?
Also, Techno he/it
Hit or Miss: wait
Techno as in Technoblade or different Techno?
Murder: Blood for the Blood God
Hit or Miss: Holy crap
Uh, huge fan
Gonna go hyperventilate in the cormer nwo
Murder: Heh?
Child: Fans amirite?
DuduDudu: no.
Murder: I’m still confused as to how you know this kid Tommy
Child: I HAVE FRIENDS ASSHOLE
I MET RANBOO AT THE PARK BITCH
Hatshepsut: Wait, Ranboo?
Hit or Miss: Wait, Eret?
Hatshepsut: How did you know?
Hit or Miss: One of the only things I always remember is you telling me her story
Very fitting btw
Hatshepsut: I thought it was clever but no one else knows her
Hit or Miss: Everyone!!! Bow down to her majesty the king!!
Creeper aw man: What did I open the chat to?
Also Sam he/him
Quack: I-
Okay
Quackity he/him
No sleep only monster energy drink: QUACKITY!!
Quack: KARL!!
Arson: QUACKITY
KARL
<3
No sleep only monster energy drink: SAPNAP <3
Quack: SAP!!
No sleep only monster energy drink: Also, I’m Karl he/they/honk
Hatshepsut: Also Niki is @Scary sweet
She’s at work tho
Child: IMAGINE WORKING
AMIRITE BOIS
DuduDudu: Look at your name
Child: FUVK YPU
Mother hen: Dream
DuduDudu: Hi Puffy :)
Mother hen: sigh
Puffy she/her
Hit or Miss: How many more of you are there?
DuduDudu: Bad, Skeppy, and Phil are all offline currently
The rest are lurking
Callahan will most likely continue to lurk
So I’ll introduce Callahan
Callahan doesn’t use pronouns
Hit or Miss: Gotcha
Money: Punz he/him
3D glasses: Jack Manifold, proud owner of Manifold Land, he/him
Cat: Antfrost he/him
LEMONS: Ponk he/him but any pronouns are fine!
Hit or Miss: Don’t mind me, just writing everyone’s names down
Child: Wait Tubbo change his name
BEES: Tommy tjats so inorigonal tho
Hatshepsut: Memory boy?
Child: yeah
Hit or Miss: Honestly memory boy is better than an inside joke
Mini Dream: I would like a say in this
I say keep the current name
DuduDudu: Is no one questioning how they all know each other?
Mini Dream: No
Child: No
Hit or Miss: No
BEES: No :)
Money: Apparently not
Hatshepsut: I’m curious but that smile is terrifying so I won’t question it
Quack: Wtf that was so coordinated
BEES: were on hte smae wavelegnth
Dadza: It’s 10 pm
Go to bed
Hit or Miss: No :)
Sootcraft extraordinaire: Holy shit who is this kid?
He stood up to Philza Minecraft
Hit or Miss: Should I know who that is?
Hatshepsut: I think I told you about him
Dadza: Phil or Philza he/him
Hit or Miss: Ranboo he/they
Murder: I like this kid
Quack: Technosoft
Sootcraft extraordinaire: Technosoft
Murder: Wilbur, Quackity?
Start Running.
Quack: OH SHIT
Child: F in chat for those two?
Hit or Miss: F
DuduDudu: f
I’m not here: f
Arson: F
BEES: f
No sleep only monster energy drink: f
Hatshepsut: f
GLATT: F
Mother hen: F
Mini Dream: f
Creeper aw man: f
Dadza: F
3D glasses: f
Cat: f
LEMONS: F
Money: F
Callahan: f