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TimelineWreaker has added BowBoy , Alien , and 9 others to a group
TimelineWreaker changed the chat name to “Superfriends”
TimelineWreaker: Welcome… to your new hell
BowBoy: Barry, what have you done.
UndeadAssassin: ew ollie y do u txt with proper grammar
Alien: Sarah your gonna make him blow a gasket
UndeadAssassin: you’re*
BowBoy: So, you choose to type that atrocity then have the NERVE to correct Kara?
FeelTheVibe: This chat has been active for less than 5 minutes and there is already drama
FasterThanYou: Barry has too much chaotic energy for his own good
TimelineWreaker: Wallace Rudolph West I know YOU are not talking about chaotic energy
TimelineWreaker: Mr. I used to drag race and touched a magic rock to get powers
FasterThanYou: …
Elsa: This is why I get out of bed in the morning
UndeadAssassin: N E WAYS we broke the timeline again :/
TimelineWreaker: And you guys say I always wreck the timeline
HardHead: Yeah but we fix our messes
FeelTheVibe: They’ve got you there Barry
TimelineWreaker: (╥_╥)
WindBitch: What in the Argus is this?
AnimalWhisperer: OH NATE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS
AnimalWhisperer: This is a group chat
WindBitch: Amaya I know what it is, but why are we here?
TimelineWreaker: Because I was bored and I wanted to talk to my friends
Rayofhappiness: Hey everyone! I hope you’re all doing well :)
DrunkArsonist: Haircut is way to happy to be here
HardHead: I’m surprised Mick actually responded
DrunkArsonist: I need a beer
Rayofhappiness: Well there goes Mick
Alien: Can I just…
Alien changed their name to Superwoman
FeelTheVibe: Don’t you try and steal Lily Singhs brand like that
TimelineWreacker changed Superwoman’s name to FavoriteKryptonian
FavoriteKryptonian: I love it
FavoriteKryptonian: Kal is gonna be so jealous
FeelTheVibe: Kara Danvers if you add your cousin to the chat I will love you forever
FavoriteKryptonian: I don’t think Lena would like that very much
FavoriteKryptonian: But I’ll do it
FavoriteKryptonian added Kal-el to the chat
FeelTheVibe: d bwecvg wrhvbrnvnruvuy
BowBoy: Kara, you went and broke Cisco
BowBoy: Good thing we have Felicity
Elsa: Oop-
FeelTheVibe: It hasn’t even been 10 seconds and you’re already trying to replace me
UndeadAssassin: is it really a replacement if shes better and was here first
FeelTheVibe: I came out to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now
WindBitch: As you should
TimelineWreaker: Guys don’t bully Cisco :(
FasterThanYou: We can always bully you instead
TimelineWreaker: nvm continue your bullying of Cisco
HardHead: Barry switched up faster than Damien Darhk
Kal-el: Kara what have you brought me into
FavoriteKryptonian: A kind chat with all of our friends
Rayofhappiness: Best of frieeends... best of frieeeeends
BowBoy: Barry do you wanna come over and eat ice cream with me?
TimelineWreaker: Oliver Jonas Queen are you asking me out on a date :’)
BowBoy: Nevermind, stay home.
TimelineWreaker: Too late I’m already at the door with ice cream
UndeadAssassin: can I come too
BowBoy: You can come when you ask out that Time Bureau agent
UndeadAssassin: which one of you told oliver about ava
HardHead: I may have let it slip
WindBitch: Why were you talking to Oliver anyway?
BowBoy: He was hitting on me.
TimelineWreaker: You hitting on my man steel >;(
HardHead: I THOUGHT HE WAS SINGLE
Rayofsunshine: You can hit on me Nate ;)))))
HardHead: Is that an offer ;)
Rayofsunshine: Maybe…
HardHead: If there’s no doctor who when I get to your room I’m going to bed
AnimalWhisperer: I can’t tell if they’re being serious or not
UndeadAssassin: no one can
Elsa: Can we get back to Sara and Ava
UndeadAssassin: damn it Catlin everyone forgot
FasterThanYou: No we didn’t
UndeadAssassin: well you shouldve
BowBoy: Just ask her out Sara. You are an assassin, why would you let asking out a girl scare you
WindBitch: Yeah Sara you’re like totally badass
TimelineWreaker: Yeah Sara I believe in you
UndeadAssassin: okay okay ill do it
UndeadAssassin: next time ava calls ill ask her
FasterThanYou: Although next time she calls will probably be because there’s a problem we have to handle
UndeadAssassin: You really just have to ruin my day don’t you wally
FasterThanYou: It’s the reason I wake up in the morning
TimelineWreaker: I thought you woke up in the morning to try and find a partner
FasterThanYou: It’s the second reason I wake up in the morning
FeelTheVibe: Lonely bitch
Elsa: Cisco gets his top surgery and a boyfriend and forgets how to act
FavoriteKryptonian: He has a W H A T
FeelTheVibe: I don’t have a boyfriend
FeelTheVibe: Ralph and I aren’t dating
FasterThanYou: You cuddled with him at our last movie night
FeelTheVibe: Yeah but that doesn’t mean that were dating
Elsa: I caught you having a date a jitters
FeelTheVibe: We were just hanging out together
TimelineWreaker: I caught you making out in the cortex
FeelTheVibe: AS FRIENDS DO
Kal-el: You have no leg to stand on
FeelTheVibe: Fine maybe we’re a couple
Elsa: So you’ll listen to Kal-el but not us
TimelineWreaker: :((((
FeelTheVibe: He’s superman what do you want me to do, not listen to him?
TimelineWreaker: But im your bestfriend :(
FeelTheVibe: But he’s SUPERMAN
TimelineWreaker: That’s true he is pretty hot
BowBoy: I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that.
FavoriteKryptonian: Can we not talk about how hot my cousin is?
HardHead: He is pretty sexy tho
FavoriteKryptonian: And it’s worse
FavoriteKryptonian: I need emotional support
FavoriteKryptonian added KryptonSux , MoreShotts , and CaptainLesbian to the chat
MoreShotts: What…
CaptainLesbian: Kara what have you done
FavoriteKryptonian: Why do you think I did something???
FavoriteKryptonian: Barry made the chat
Kal-el: Yeah, don’t blame Kara >;(
MoreSchotts: Kal is here nvherverunvuernuvrn
MoreSchotts: You could’ve told me your hot cousin was in the chat
FavoriteKryptonian: NOT YOU TOO
KryptonSux: I’m literally right here Winn
MoreSchotts: Don’t worry Mon you’re hotter ;)
Kal-el: Is he really?
WindBitch: Mal is my spirit animal
MoreSchotts: …I’m legally obligated to say my boyfriend is hotter
AnimalWhisperer: I’m the only one with spirit animals here
KryptonSux: I’m divorcing you
MoreSchotts: WHICH ONE OF YOU TAUGHT HIM THAT WORD
CaptainLesbian: It was most definitely me
MoreSchotts: I don’t like you
UndeadAssassin: we love alex here
BowBoy: BARRY GET BACK HERE!
TimelineWreaker: vnc4rbviy4rbvnrjcnwucberhc
Rayofhappiness: Are they okay?
TimelineWreaker: I have a video of him doing the RIP that puthay dance
BoyBoy: DELETE THAT!
TimelineWreaker: Ripthat.mp4
HardHead: Barry I love you forever
UndeadAssassin: this is AmAzInG
FeelTheVibe: Type F for Oliver
TimelineWreaker: F
KryptonSux: F
UndeadAssassin: f
Elsa: F
Kal-el: F
DrunkArsonist: F
Rayofhappiness: F
FasterThanYou: F
CaptainLesbian: F
WindBitch: F
AnimalWhisperer: F
HardHead: F
MoreSchotts: F
Elsa: Wow even Mick said F
BowBoy: You are all the banes of my existence.
UndeadAssasin: yeah yeah you love us
BowBoy: Whatever.
A few hours later…
BowBoy: SARA YOU POSTED IT?!
MoreSchotts: And so the chaos begins
UndeadAssassin: the world needed to see this
BowBoy: That’s it, I’m running away to Lian Yu
TimelineWreaker: And Leaving your dear boyfriend here :’(
Bowboy: Yes.
Elsa: GO TO BED ~ Frost
FeelTheVibe: No.
Elsa: I know where you sleep at night
FeelTheVibe: Goodnight everybody!
UndeadAssassin: goodnight Ollie
BowBoy: Fuck off.