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"Han?"
"Hmm?"
"You know, if you let go of my hand, you'll be quicker with those tomatoes."
"..."
"Whatever! 'Inspecting the quality of the produce'!"
"..."
"Han... ?"
"Yes, Will?"
"Hmm... in need of some grounding, then, Doctor?"
"If I am not mistaken, you have not made a single move to extricate yourself from me, mongoose."
"Fine. Guess we'll keep each other grounded, then."
"I suppose so, mon cher."
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"Will?"
"... yeah?"
"There is a dog park on the way home. If you like, I can hold the groceries while you stop to play with the dogs."
"Nah."
"... "
"I mean, Doc... aren't you wearing your casual clothes today?"
"I think I have had quite enough, and would like a divorce."
"Gonna sign the divorce with your left hand?"
"If it means I can keep your hand in my right, then yes, beloved."
"Hate to break it to ya, but that defeats the whole point of a divorce."
"... "
"Oh, come on, what're you thinking about now?"
"If I divorce you, darling, then I'll be able to marry you again."
"You know what? I'm the one who wants the divorce now."
"Hmm."
"WHAT."
"Perhaps we can have a vow renewal instead, then."
"So you can take on the project single-handedly?"
"Quite."
"Fine, then. Let me know if I can lend you a hand while you're at it."
"I believe that is the plan, dearest."