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[ Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar ]
* Nina Zenik made a new groupchat*
* Nina Zenik added Matthias Helvar*
* Nina Zenik added Inej Ghafa*
* Nina Zenik added Jesper Fahey*
* Nina Zenik added Wylan Van Eck*
* Nina Zenik added Kaz Brekker*
11.50 am
Nina Zenik: WHO IN THE WORLD HAVES THE AUDACITY TO STEAL MY WAFFLES?!?!?!?!?
Nina Zenik: WHEN I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU GUYS TO NEVER TOUCH MY FOOD?!?!?!?
Kaz Brekker: dont know.
Kaz Brekker: dont care.
Inej Ghafa: ...good morning?
Inej Ghafa: idk. i saw some this morning. I didnt ate any
Nina Zenik: thank you for answering nej… this is why ur my favorite
Inej Ghafa: Yay :D!!
Jesper Fahey: TRAITOR.
Wylan Van Eck: Oh my Lord.
Wylan Van Eck: I just woke up. I don’t need my phone yelling at me just because of a bunch of waffles.
Nina Zenik: eXCUSE ME?!?
Nina Zenik: just waffles??
Nina Zenik: JUST WAFFLES?!
Wylan Van Eck: CHILL I’M SORRY
Wylan Van Eck: I love waffles too!
Nina Zenik: SO YOU ATE MY WAFFLES?!?!?!?
Wylan Van Eck: NO.
Wylan Van Eck: DID YOU MISS THE PART I TOLD YOU I JUST WOKE UP?!
Nina Zenik: oh sorry lmao
Nina Zenik: does it make you feel better if i tell you that you are my third favorite?
Jesper Fahey: SO DOES THAT MEAN IM UR SECOND FAV?!
Inej Ghafa: in ur dreams fahey
Wylan Van Eck: ^
Nina Zenik: ^^
Nina Zenik: my second fav is matthias
Jesper Fahey: wHY?!
Wylan Van Eck: Umm maybe because SHE IS DATING HIM?!
Jesper Fahey: BUT WHYY
Inej Ghafa: jes…
Inej Ghafa: you are not the one dating nina
Jesper Fahey: SOO?!?!
Kaz Brekker: shut the fuck up im in class
Jesper Fahey: no
Nina Zenik: no
Kaz Brekker: why am i even in this group chat
* Kaz Brekker left the group*
* Inej Ghafa added Kaz Brekker to the group*
Matthias Helvar: i’m sorry i didn’t answer earlier Nina. i was in class
Matthias Helvar: it makes me upset that you are sad 😢
Matthias Helvar: i would have stopped by the waffle house before i get home but sadly i wont be able to go home before the waffle house closes.. im sorry :(
Nina Zenik: AWWE MATTHIAS ITS OKAY
Matthias Helvar: maybe Brekker could get it for u
Jesper Fahey: PLEASE BUY ME SOME TOO
Wylan Van Eck: same here 🙋
Nina Zenik: brekker buy me the large one or it will me the death of you
Wylan Van Eck: im starving now
Kaz Brekker: no.
Matthias Helvar: demjin.
Wylan Van Eck: Is doing one act of kindness too hard for you?
Kaz Brekker: im busy.
Jesper Fahey: doing what exactly?
Kaz Brekker: none of ur business llwellyn
Wylan Van Eck: HAHAHAHHAHAHH PLEASE
Inej Ghafa: AJSJKASJJKSZ
Nina Zenik: LLWELLYN?!?! BAHAHAHAJSAK
Jesper Fahey: HEY?!
Jesper Fahey: NOT COOL MAN
* Nina Zenik changed Jesper Fahey into Llwellyn *
Matthias Helvar: i dont understand.
Nina Zenik: oh honey..
Nina Zenik: llwellyn is jes’s middle name
Matthias Helvar: wait
Matthias Helvar: isn’t Jesper’s middle name Issak?
Llwellyn: CAUSE IT IS
Inej Ghafa: isnt issak that kid from wylan’s chem class?
Wylan Van Eck: yep. he’s my lab partner
Matthias Helvar: Jesper told me that his middle name is Issak
Llwellyn: IT IS
Kaz Brekker: tell that to colm :)
Llwellyn: …
Llwellyn: So are uou still getting the waffles?
Kaz Brekker: no.
Kaz Brekker: i have very important business.
Inej Ghafa: dang. I could really use waffles :(
Kaz Brekker: my schedule suddenly cleared up.
Kaz Brekker: im on my way there.
Inej Ghafa: YAY :D
Nina Zenik: YES
Nina Zenik: OH BREKKER I LOVE YOU!
Kaz Brekker: no.
Jesper Fahey: INEJ GHAFA SAVED THE DAY ONCE AGAIN!!
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[ Kaz and Inej ]
12.19 pm
Kaz Brekker: Inej
Kaz Brekker: what syrup do u want?
Inej Ghafa: maple!!
Inej Ghafa: oh yeah can u make it chocolate chip waffles?
Kaz Brekker: sure
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[ Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar ]
12.32 pm
Nina Zenik: KAZ THANK YOU FOR THE EXTRA LARGE
Llwellyn: wtf kaz bought that for me
Kaz Brekker: that’s for inej, idiots.
Inej Ghafa: wait really?
Inej Ghafa: THANK U KAZ
Kaz Brekker: ur welcome
Kaz Brekker: the ice cream is for u too
Inej Ghafa: OMG
Inej Ghafa: I LOVE CHOCOLATE
Inej Ghafa: THANK YOU <3
Nina Zenik: WAIT
Nina Zenik: IM NOT EVEN MAD
Nina Zenik: THIS IS SO CUTE
Nina Zenik: AWWE
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[ Jordie and Kazzie ]
12.33 pm
Boring: what do i do if someone hypothetically send me a heart
Super fun: wait
Super fun: is it a heart through text like the emoji or like someone really sends you a heart like in a murder film?
Boring: first
Super fun: oh thank god
Super fun: WAIT WHAT
Super fun: SHUT UP
Boring: im not talking?
Super fun: IS MY LITTLE KAZZIEPOO IS FALLING IN LOVE??
Boring: i hate u
Super fun: OH MY GOD
Boring: the second one would be a lot more easier
Super fun: IS IT INEJ??
Boring: I AM THIS 🤏 CLOSE TO BLOCKING YOU
Boring: are u gonna help me or not?
Super fun: okay i will help you
Super fun: is it like a ‘❤’ or ‘<3’
Boring: the second one
Super fun: AWWWE
Boring: WHAT SHOULD I DO
Super fun: write it in ur super secret diary or something
Boring: haha. very funny.
Super fun: I KNOW RIGHT??
Super fun: just send the heart the next time you talk to her
Super fun: or him or they.
Super fun: we’ll never know cause you wont even bother telling ur BROTHER
Super fun: ur lucky im the best brother in the world
Read in 12.35
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[ Kaz Brekker and Nina Zenik ]
1.40 pm
Kaz Brekker: zenik.
Kaz Brekker: based on my calculations, matthias and i left early for class, inej saw the waffles this morning and didnt ate any, wylan just woke up when you ‘got mad’, so this leaves us with jesper. There are crumbs all over the kitchen and u know who eats while dancing to 1989.
Nina Zenik : OMG
Nina Zenik : IM GONNA KILL HIM
Nina Zenik : THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME
Kaz Brekker: ok
Nina Zenik: i could hug u rn
Kaz Brekker: NO.