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WilburSoot made the chat
WilburSoot renamed the chat 'Send Help'
WilburSoot added Tommyinnit, Ranboo, Techno and 15 others.
WilburSoot : nothing bad has ever started with this line
WilburSoot : Tommy, do you wanna make drugs?
Tommyinnit : will, I have never wanted anything more
Dream : why. Just, why.
WilburSoot renamed Dream to Green Bastard
Green Bastard Renamed WilburSoot to Ghost Bitxh
Ghost Bitxh : is that the best you got?
Techno : for once, Dream has a point. Why did you make this gc??
Green Bastard : for once????
Ghost Bitxh : mostly boredom and the need for chaos
Ghost Bitxh renamed themself to Wilbyr
Tubbo: I'm in too many gcs.
Ranboo : wait what gcs are you in?
Tubbo: as far as I'm aware, non you're not
Ranboo: oh-
Tubbo renamed Ranboo to Boo
Tubbo renamed themself to Bee
Bee: bow we mach :D
Tommyinnit renamed themself to Big T
Bee: haha t like hormones
Wilbyr: that wasn't my first thought
Big T renamed themself to Testosteronie
Bee: LMFAO Y E S.
Eret: Tubbo, you mind confuses me in many ways
Bee: my mind confuses me too :D
Eret: I don't think that's good??
Boo: it's fine.
Green Bastard: ranboo using punctuation??? Real not clickbait ????
Boo: it's more likely then you think
George: … I'm just gonna go back to sleep-
Sapnap: it's like noon dude
George: and?
George went offline
Wilbyr: damn he really did
Nihachu: huh, new gc?
Green Bastard: apparently
Bee: hey Im gonna go to the park to escape my feeling for awhile, anyone wana come hang out?
Boo: I'll
Testosteronie: I was gonna anyways, so sure
Bench Tri
Gender Man: okay so-
Gender Man: asking for a friend but
Gender Man: where’s a good place to get cat food
NUKES: ranboo, you don’t have friends.
Gender Man: okay stfu and answer the question /lh
Mothman: there’s a good pet store on the corner of [STREET] and [STREET] i’d recommend [BRAND]
Gender Man: did you just… remember that?
Mothman: you asked i answerewd
NUKES: can we circle back to A. ranboo asking about cat food and B. ranboo asking u s
Gender Man: hey- toms asnwered
NUKES: that is ture-
Mothman: [whos-this.png]
Gender Man: WHYA RE YOU IN MY HOUSE???
NUKES: YOU GOT A CAT AND DIDNT TELL US????
Mothman: What's her name.
Gender Man: Enderchest
Mothman: i love her, your cat is amazing
NUKES: i’m on my way over
Gender Man: WAIT NO WHAT??
NUKES: txt us when yoyre home
Send Help
Bee: ey nik, ere, dont bother me for a bit
Eret: why?
Bee: im sneeking out
Nihachu: fair enough
Testosteronie: is it even sneaking out if you tell them?
Bee: well my parents don’t kniw
Testosteronie: fair
Nihachu: wai whaere are you going?
Boo: MY HOUSE, APPARENTLY
Wilbyr: apparently??
Testosteronie: oh yeah will, i’m at the boo’s house rn
Wilbyr: wh y
Boo: tommy broke into my house just to pet my cat
Eret: you got a cat?
Boo: yup, then i didn’t tell tubbo and tommy and tommy went to look if i did or didn’t
Wilbyr: tommy. Broke into your house. Because he wanted to know if you had a cat or not. And now tubbo is sneaking out. To pet your cat.
Boo: yup
Technoblade: this was a horrible time to join the gc
Wilbyr renamed Technoblade to Hoghunt
Hoghunt went offline
Testosteronie: look at her
Testosteronie: [EChest.png]
Eret: fair enough
Sleepy Bitches Incorporated
Dadza: Tommy, why aren’t you in your room?
Miette: we let him yeet
Dadza: what
Tech: he snuck out
Large Gender: okay but to be fair, ranboo got a cat
Miette: show him Ranboo’s cat
Large Gender: [Meow-Meow's-meow-meow.png]
Miette: look at her. Majestic.
Dadza: just tell me when you leave next time
Large Gender: fiiine
Send Help
Boo: so I've been told to inform you people that tubbo has fallen asleep and tommy may follow suit
Wilbyr: show us
Boo: [lookatthesesfools.jpeg]
Nihachu: aw :D
Wilbyr: cool, I'll tell phil
Nihachu: yeah I'll tell our parents that tubbo went to a frend's
Tubbo leaned against Tommy, snoring lightly. The latter was trying not to fall asleep while Enderchest purred in his lap. He tiredly pet her as Ranboo walked back into the room and set a blanket on the two boys. He smiled and sat down next to Tommy, who sighed much to their surprise.
"Sorry, I didn't realize you were still awake"
"It's fine- I wanted to talk to you some anyways"
"Oh, what about?" Ranboo looked confused, and Tommy glanced away.
"If you don't mind me asking.. what does Gender Dysphoria feel like?" Tommy refused to look at Ranboo.
"...well… like your Gender doesn't..fit? I guess?" He...no… they glanced away too. Tommy finally looked back to his friend.
"Well… what are your pronouns?"
"He/they/xe/end/it"
"Thats.. a lot. Genderman." Tommy felt a bit relieved knowing that he hadn't been misgendering his friend completely by using he/him, and Ranboo just laughed at his joke.
"What about you?"
Tommy looked down at Enderchest.
"...I don't know"
Transes your Gender
Gender Crow: guys, potential code green
Bicon: wait really?? Who?
Gender Crow: tommy
Flower god: green?
Gender Crow: Code Green makes the most sense to me, I could be wrong, that's why it's a potential
Anarchy: I mean now that I think about it it kinda makes sense? I think Tommy's made a few off handed joke about occasionally not feeling like a man but I just thought that was some weird cis thing
Bicon: we'll have to talk to them then maybe?
Gender Crow: as long as they're happy
Anarchy: it's more job to be the overprotective sibling
Gender Crow: we can both be overprotective siblings then.
Anarchy: fine