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Part 2 of home (is wherevever i'm with you)
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2021-09-16
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so show me family (all the blood that i will bleed)

Summary:

tommy: okay I uh

tommy: have to

tommy: tell you guys something

 

ranboo: mhm?

 

tubbo: Yes?

 

tommy: uh

tommy: i

tommy is typing...

tommy: am leaving see you losers later

 

or: tommy has something to say

or or: bench trio are soft for each other for 700 words (wilbur is also there. good big brother pog)

(prolly need to read the first one to understand this? but you could just read this one if you want to :D)

Notes:

diversity win: your author wrote this in comic sans :)

first time writing crimeboys ever poggggg

two updates??? within a week??? i'm spoiling you guys (the next work for this series will be up by this sunday probably :D)

hhhhhhh how do people write chat fics. this was So Hard but i tried,,,,,, (also i legitimately could not do nicknames for them i would write them so ooc,,,,,, pls take the "wilby" one as an apology cause that's all i could do :[ )

at one point in every author's life they have to post a chat fic. that's just how it works. this was me getting that out of the way

(title is from 'ho hey' by the lumineers)

this is v short but!! enjoy !!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

wow look a gc




tommy: qpps

 

tommy: assemble

 

tommy: pls I need advice




tubbo: Okay

 

tubbo: What type of advice

 

tubbo: I have so much

 

tubbo: And it is all very reputable




tommy: … I don’t trust that




tubbo: Well you should

 

tubbo: I am so very wise

 

tubbo: What is your problem i will solve it




tommy: uh

 

tommy: how do I

 

tommy: tell someone I love them




tubbo: Well

 

tubbo: (platonically right?)




tommy: (yes)




tubbo: Okay so youre going to need some flowers




tommy: okay makes sense




tubbo: And some pepper spray




tommy: ... okay

 

tommy: what now




tubbo: This is the good part

 

tubbo: But it is slightly illegal




ranboo is typing… 

 

ranboo: no breaking laws




tommy: what???? that  wasn’t a rule before




ranboo: well you weren’t breaking laws before

 

ranboo: (also tubbo is giving bad advice)



 

tommy: (well then give me good advice. bitch)




ranboo: (idk man just go for it)

 

ranboo: (you think i have any idea about how to deal with feelings?)




tommy: (okay yeah fine)

 

tommy: (I guess thats okay advice)




ranboo: (:




tommy: oh fuck off




direct message: wilby




tommy: WIL HELP

 

tommy: WILLL

 

tommy: WI LBUR

tommy: RESPOND




wilby: yes

 

wilby: what is it gremlin




tommy: I NEED HELP




wilby: do i need to kill someone or...?




tommy: NO

 

tommy: PLEASE DON’T




wilby: well what is it then




tommy: ,,how do you tell someone you love them




wilby: ooooooh

 

wilby: does tommy looooove someone




tommy: wil you literally had sex with a fucking salmon

 

tommy: but yes please give advice




wilby: well who is it?

 

wilby: i need to have a Talk with them first




tommy: wil please,,,,

 

tommy: but it’s uh.

 

tommy: tubbo and ranboo

 

tommy: after we all came out to one another we decided we’d be qpps




wilby: oh pog

 

wilby: (tho im still salty you came out to them first)

 

wilby: hmm well 

 

wilby: surprise them? get them some flowers or something and give them a note with that if you want to be sappy

 

wilby: or you could just. say it




tommy: no too terrifying




wilby: wimp




tommy: :(




wilby: :)




wow look a gc




tommy: okay I uh

 

tommy: have to

 

tommy: tell you guys something



ranboo: mhm?




tubbo: Yes?




tommy: uh

 

tommy: i

 

tommy is typing...

 

tommy: am leaving see you losers later




tubbo: Oh okay bye!




ranboo: see you later 

 

ranboo: (he’s definitely hiding smth)




tubbo: (100%)




direct messages: wilby




tommy: HELP I FUCKED UP




wilby: wh

 

wilby: how




tommy: you were right i wimped out :(




wilby: ha i was right

 

wilby: :)




tommy: youre a fucking loser

 

tommy: and I dislike you very much




wilby: :)




tommy: shut the fuck up

 

tommy: stop smiling sarcastically at me :(




wilby: :)




wow look a gc




tommy: how to kill an older brother

 

tommy: I know this isnt google help me anyways




several people are typing… 




ranboo: haven’t we already gone over the fact that i Will not do the paperwork for murder and i’m the only one responsible enough to




tubbo: Well first step youre gonna need a baseball bat




ranboo: tubbo…………




tommy: okay Im on it




direct messages: wilby




tommy: hey wil can I borrow your bat

 

tommy: for no particular reason




wilby: no <3



wow look a gc




tommy: it didnt work :(




tubbo: Well guess youll have to live with him then

 

tubbo: Also. 




tommy: oh god the full stop




tubbo: Yes

 

tubbo: And what were you going to say before?

 

tubbo: We know you weren’t actually leaving because you literally proceeded to continue talking to us




tommy: nothing

 

tommy: wdym

 

tommy: hahahaha 




tubbo: Cut the bullshit




tommy: … 

 

tommy: well




tubbo: I have your address

 

tubbo: jsyk :)




ranboo: jesus christ tubbo

 

ranboo: stop threatening our qpp 

 

ranboo: and you don’t have to say if you don’t want to, tommy! but we’d appreciate it if you did




tommy: well,,,

 

tommy: I just wanted to say

 

tommy: uh




direct messages: wilby




tommy: willlllllll I can’t do this




wilby: yes you can! i believe in you <3




tommy: way to switch up on me >:(

 

tommy: but thanks I guess




wilby: :)

 

wilby: (<3)




tommy: >:(((((

 

tommy: (... <3)




wow look a gc




tommy: uhhh




tubbo: Just spit it out!




tommy: okok

 

tommy: Iloveyouguysalot




direct messages: wilby




tommy: AAAAAAAA




wilby: you did it?




tommy: YES




wilby: awwww is wittle tommy nervous 

 

wilby: honestly don’t worry about it man, they both care about you a lot




tommy: ok,,,,, ty wil




wilby: :)




wow look a gc




tubbo: AWWWWWW TOMMY

 

tubbo: We love you too <3




ranboo: toms youre going to kill me /pos

 

ranboo: but yes agreed we both love you too :D




tommy: hdkaflerfrihflaieufhliervfberilfheiaufherf

 

tommy: <3

Notes:

softinnit pog. he's an idiot but he's their idiot

how r we doing? :D i am doing fantastic for no reason at all nd i will absolutely lend you guys some happy if you need it !!!!! i have too much energy pls take some if you want it

you know the drill by now :] hydrate!!! eat food!!!! nd take care of yourself in general!!!! do smth nice for yourself today :D

i will be back soon w the next fic for this series!!!! it's so tooth-rottingly fluffy oh my god. you want domestic bench trio? an excessive amount of hugs? oh boy i've got the oneshot coming for you

"but only a small percentage of their viewers are subscribed??? why would i like them??????" - my brother 2021 pls leave a kudos nd subscribe so he likes me again :[ (no pressure fhdjhsjsjsjs)

i am so all over the place i'm gonna bounce off the walls for a little bit see you guys on like. sunday or saturday or whenever i post the next fic okay bye!!!!!!!

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