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Pat created group "The chat"
Pat added
"Alison"
"Thomas"
"Captain"
"Fanny"
"Julian"
"Robin"
"Mary"
"Kitty"
"Humphrey"
16:04
Julian: Why is it called "The chat"
Thomas: Yeah that's really boring
Fanny: It's nice and simple we aren't changing it anytime soon I imagine
Mary: Who the fuck names a group chat "The Chat"
Julian: Vote to change the name say I
Thomas: I
Mary: I
Kitty: I
lison: I
Robin: I
Humphrey: I
Pat: I
Julian: Right we win
"Julian" changed the group name to "Wierdos"
Fanny: >:( I hate you guys
Robin: Can you help me with the physics homework plz
Alison: sure
Robin: Thx
0:34
Alison: Anyone awake???
Thomas: Yes I am my sweet xx
Alison: Oh shit not u
Thomas: Why must you hurt me this way
Alison: Cus I don't like you Thomas
Thomas: That's uncool
Captain: Will you shut up!
Thomas: No
Captain: Look I'm trying to sleep
Thomas: Then Y u awake bitch
Alison: Thomas shhh
Thomas: No I will not be silenced I have rights
Fanny: Respect Thomas's rights
Robin: Yeah the right to be punched in the face
Thomas: Y so mean :'(
Captain: If that's all good night
Thomas: Night :'(
Alison: Good night
6:37
Pat: Can anyone tell me why you were you awake at 0:34
Thomas: And you weren't
Pat: I actually care about myself
Thomas: urgh whatever
Julian: what's the square root of 81
Alison: 9
Pat: Julian are you doing homework
Julian: Ye what's it got to do with you
Pat: Maybe you should not do it the morning it's due
Julian: I have 3 pieces not done due today
Pat: Holy shit 3
Fanny: can we not swear please
Thomas: No you fucking little shit bitch
Fanny: How dare you if my mother saw that
Julian: We really don't fucking care about your mum
Fanny: I want to uphold good behaviour Cap please help
Captain: What the hell do you want
Fanny: I dispare
Robin: You sound like an old shrew
Julian: She acts like an old shrew frail and dusty
"Robin" renamed "Fanny" to "Old shrew"
Kitty: Haha old shrew
Old shrew: Change it back
Mary: Make me an admin
"Robin" made "Mary" an admin
Mary: thx
"Mary"changed the group name to "The Republic of Chat"
Old shrew: Why did you make this heck Patrick?
Pat: I mean it was a study group originally but times change
Julian: And you added me ;)
Old shrew: Definitely a mistake
7:48
Pat: guys the bus is nearly here where are you???
Captain: I'm at the next stop
Julian: I'm "sick"
Pat: Julian we've talked about this
Julian: Does it matter I get to stay home all day
Pat: Bus is here
Captain: Everyone else was at the shops they're here tho
Pat: nice :)
Alison: Anyway Julian does you skiving have anything to do with the test today
Julian: Ehhh no?
Robin: Yes it does
Julian: Don't expose me Robin u were supposed to be my secret keeper
Robin: changed my mind
Old shrew: Julian we all revised
Thomas: About that...
Old shrew: Really. Alison
Alison: Nope
Old shrew: Has anyone done anything
Pat: I made flashcards :)
Old shew: Finally a man of sense
Pat: Well I made them then lost them
Old shrew: Honestly!