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Through The Screen And Into Your Heart

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Yo! How’ve you been doin’ these days Ms. Hina? Haven’t been submitting a lot since things have been going really well lately but I can’t help but think real hard about something. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s not all the time I actually think things like this through so I figured maybe this would help me out? So there’s this person I think I like and they make me feel all sorts of weird stuff but I don’t think they like me like that. Any advice??

-the great onitaki

 
A series of forum threads leading up to the inevitable getting together of Gorou and Itto

Chapter 1: the internet is weird

Notes:

do not turn off creator's style

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

That’s Life Official Advice Forum 

 

Submission #3257・19:43

Yo! How’ve you been doin’ these days Ms. Hina? Haven’t been submitting a lot since things have been going really well lately but I can’t help but think real hard about something. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s not all the time I actually think things like this through so I figured maybe this would help me out? So there’s this person I think I like and they make me feel all sorts of weird stuff but I don’t think they like me like that. Any advice?? 

- the great onitaki

I’ve been doing well, thank you for asking. Well, firstly, I’m inclined to ask if they’re a friend of yours or not, or what the general status of your relationship is with them. Don’t jump to conclusions so fast, you never know what might happen. Spend some more time with them and collect your thoughts. I’m sure it’ll go well 

 

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#1 nonm3・19:58

> since you’re using they/them pronouns to refer to them are you by chance questioning your sexuality? sorry if the questions sounds off, id just like to know /gen 

 

#2 ・ririoki ・20:01 >> #1 [nonm3]

> tbf maybe onitaki’s doing it bc they dont want anyone that stumbles on it that they might know irl to somehow find out it’s them

 

#3 ・guest449・20:01 

> Cheering you on onitaki!! It’ll work out for you one way or another <3

 

#5 ・PolEko・20:04

> AWW that’s so sweet! try talking to them more, maybe if they start opening up you’ll be able to sway them over to you haha 

 

#7 ・guest104 ・20:07 >> #1 [nonm3]

> ?? Not everything has to be about you LGBTQ community? The dude probably just wanted to keep their anonymity calm the fuck down stop pushing your gay agenda onto everyone

 

#12 ・Moriinen ・20:13 >> #7 [guest104]

> literally stfu the person was being nice about the question. if you have beef with the community then can you not do it here? someone is literally asking for love advice i- 🤚

 

#13 ・guest104 ・20:13 >> #12 [Moriinen]

[This comment has been deleted for violating forum rules.]

 

#14 ・omoR0lls・20:14

> oh rip good luck with that soldier we’re here for you o7

 

#39 ・guest694 ・20:37 >> #14 [omoR0lls]

> o7

 

#40 ・ririoki ・20:37 >> #39 [guest694]

> o7

 

#41 ・x1on ・20:38 >> #40 [ririoki]

> o7

 

#87 ・onitaki・21:11 

> I didn’t expect this to blow up, but since it’s me, I guess I should’ve guessed it lmao. Thank you guys for all the nice words, I’ll be sure to take each and every opinion into account! 

 

#90 ・guest310 ・21:15 >> #87 [onitaki]

> oh wow i didnt think the one and only onitaki would actually respond to these LOL

 

#91 ・onitaki ・21:15 >> #90 [guest310]

> Don’t you mean… wait for it.. the one and ONI? ;)

 

#92 ・guest310 ・21:15 >> #91 [onitaki ]
> HSJSNBHGHJDN HOW HAVE THEY NOT FALLEN FOR YOU UR HILARIOUS

 

#98 ・guest56・21:19

> acceptance is the first step to it all, you can do it!!

 

#103 ・onitaki ・21:27 >> #1 [nonm3]

> I don’t have anything against the community, I think it’s hella awesome if you’re part of it and a bunch of my homies are in the community too, but I’m not sure when it comes to myself. Besides, I’ve only really talked to him like once or twice, it’d be weird if I suddenly reach out

 

#105 ・nonm3・21:29 >> #103 [onitaki]

> and that’s alright! you’ve got all the time to figure it out so take it one step at a time. we’re all rooting for you here (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

 


 

Athlete Arataki Itto is an asshole. Fight me.

 

Iroahk・22:48

I know other people think of him this way too but are too much of a pussy to say it so I guess I’ll start. Athlete and streamer Arataki Itto is the most narcissistic piece of shit there is on the internet and I’m not even fucking joking. Not only does he chase after clout and attention from kid-friendly content creators like Yoimiya, he’s also so bad at keeping things PG.

He’s not even funny??? He thinks he is but at the end of the day he’s just some thug gangster trying to gain some quick money through streaming. I doubt he cares about anyone but himself. Bet he uses that grandma oni of his or whatever as some sort of shield whenever he gets fucking criticism and to look like some hero. Fucking hero complex.

Gonna wait for the Itto apologists now because you guys are fucking crazy and absolute maniacs for even trying to defend someone as shitty as him lmao xD

 

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#1 ・guest9684・22:49

> wooooow literally who hurt you today bitch?? we don’t need your negativity on here mf get out

 

#2 ・uon・ 22:49 >> #1 [guest9684]

> Shut up you stupid apologist. You’re blind for even trying to argue with them on this

 

#8 ・koRIko・22:55

> Holy shit. I’ve never met someone as fucking ignorant and shitheaded as you it spiritually hurts me. I bet your fucking parents look at you with disappointment, their child being reduced to nothing but a dick that does nothing but spread baseless shit on the internet about others

 

#9 ・Lein・22:56

> omg i dont even watch itto but even i know that guy’s nice as hell?? bro im not even defending him because ive seen or watch his content a lot, im defending him because ur a piece of shit BYE?? WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU FOR YOU TO BE SO BOTHERED???? never this special snowflake era,, flop!

 

#14 ・PoRitz08・23:04

> I agree. He can’t even get through ten whole minutes without bragging about his achievements. Not that he has a lot

 

#17 ・Iroahk ・23:06 >> #8 [koRiko]

> You think I give a damn about what you have to say? Grow the fuck up, how are you not seeing the truth of his shitty character?

 

#24 ・guest6325・23:18

> Lmao! So true he’s so annoying

 

#25 ・canis・23:20

> Allow me to debunk and assess every bit of ‘criticism’ you have against Arataki Itto, seeing as though you clearly haven’t even scratched the surface as to what kind of a person he actually is.

Firstly, you mention that he is a narcissist. I won’t deny this, he gets excited over the things he’s achieved, but is he not allowed to have pride in them? He gets excessive with it, I agree with that, but otherwise, he’s still humble to some degree.

You say he chases after clout but you failed to recognize that he mentions these in a joking manner. Yes, he may follow the trend sometimes and post content inspired by what’s going on, but he doesn’t fail to give his audience something original. The spouts with Yoimiya you talk about? It's all friendly rivalry, they’re good friends off-camera. And him being barely PG? Well at least he’s trying his best to keep things kid-friendly so the parents won’t have to worry about them picking up his profanities. He cuts out all the swears, I don't know what you’re so worked up about.

How funny someone can be is subjective, to you he may not be funny but to others he can bring that little bit of joy from his jokes. Don’t bring his granny into this. Arataki Itto may appear to be some man child that blows a fuse when criticized but in reality, he couldn’t care less about them. But to bring the person that brought him up, in a discussion that has nothing to do with them? That’s just low.

You talk about clout chasing but maybe take a look at yourself before coming after others.

 

#26 ・nekochan・23:22

> OOHHH YOU JUST GOT BURNED BY FACTS AND LOGIC

 

#27 ・HOTDOG ・22:22 >> #25 [canis]

> canis you are my actual role model right now omg YOU GO BESTIE

 

#28・guest394・22:23

> SHITTING MYSELF THAT WAS AN AMAZINF DEFENSE PROPS TO YOU DUDE

 

#29 ・Yushikin・22:23

> Where’d you go mama,, @Iroahk 🤨📸

 

#30 ・nekochan ・23:23 >> #29 [Yushikin]

> PLS BESTIE RLY SAID “oh shit someone caught me and countered me w reasonable arguments!!!! lemme dip and pretend this never happened !!” GHAJHHJSWJ  BYE

 

#53 ・Iroahk ・23:31 >> #25 [canis]

> Lol this is what I was saying about you Itto apologists. Yalls too absorbed in his shit to actually see straight. You’re literally delusional xP

 

#54 ・Iroahk ・23:31 >> #29 [Yushikin]

> Fuck off no one asked you 

 

#55 ・Lein・23:31 

> oh no guys!! the special snowflake is bothered and melting!!! what ever should we do 😨😨

 

#59 ・ToriKuu・23:34

> THIS THREAD IS GOLD IM WHEEZIGN AHSHSHS WHY’S OP SO HOT AND BOTHERED AHAHAH

 

#60 ・canis ・23:31 >> #53 [Iroahk]

> You couldn’t defend your case so you resort to calling me delusional? That really goes to show how baseless your words are

 

#63 ・yourMom3・23:37

> he’s genuinely shit though like,, 😕

 

#66 ・aestheticsofie・23:40

> Ur not alone op, i hate him too ughhhhh like ew just delete ur fucking channel,, truly a cringe fest

 

#67 ・weixuan・23:40

> There’s so many sensitive snowflakes in this thread I’m starting to think it’s snowing </3

 

#68 ・anonyMuse・23:41

> Preach it louder for the people in the back op!!! God, that hoe should’ve just broken his arm in that one Olympics match

 

#69 ・anonyMuse・23:41

> He could’ve d*ed trying to lift those weights for all I care lollll (haha bots cant take this down bc i censored it im so quirky hihihi)

 

#70 ・boredaf ・23:41 >> #69 [anonyMuse]

> @Moderator @Admin please ban 

 

#71 ・anonyMuse ・23:41 >> #70 [boredaf]

> stay triggered :P

 

#104 ・koRiko ・23:53 >> #69 [ anonyMuse]

> No wonder you have no friends. You’re a bitch that hides behind the protection of anonymity to say you wished a guy that’s just living his life and generally being a chill person death?? Wow. I hope you step on a fucking lego. 

 

#107 ・guest2041 ・23:54 >> #104 [koRiko]

> harsh, dude. lego is too much. walking on hot coal and shards of glass would be enough

 

#108 ・koRiko ・23:54 >> #107 [guest2041]

> Sorry man, I should've realized. That’s my bad

 

#122 ・canis ・0:01 >> # 69 [anonyMuse]

> To think vermin such as yourself even exist in this world baffles me. What did Itto do to you for you to suddenly wish death upon him? Do you even understand what you’re saying? I won’t judge you if not, you act like an insufferable three year old, I wouldn’t be surprised if your mental age really is of that age.

 

#126 ・ThomaOfficial ✔・0:06 

> Personally never seen or met Itto, besides a few group collabs, and I can assure you he’s not as awful as you present him to be. Please be more considerate with your words, it would really do you good in the future.

 

#127 ・kamisatosiblingsstan・0:06

> god bless you thoma for sticking up for our resident oni 😭

 

#130 ・locks99・0:07

> Not this Kujou Sara wannabe </333 she does it SO much better though

 

#154 ・anonyMuse ・0:18 >> #104 [koRiko]

> If you wanted to call someone all those words u could’ve just looked in the mirror u pathetic loser

 

#155 ・guest888・0:18

> I JUST WOKE UP AND THIS THREAD WAS LIKE SPEWING OUT THREE RESPONDS PER SECOND WHATS THE TEA SISSIES

 

#156 ・koRiko ・0:18 >> #154 [anonyMuse]

> Yeah great idea! I’d be able to see my cosplay of you a lot better 

 

#157 ・anonyMuse ・0:19 >> #122 [canis]

> clearly this is the first time uve been on the internet then smhhhh so sensitive

 

#158 ・anonyMuse ・0:19 >> #156 [koRiko]

> i didnt ask for a reply,, how do u even know how i look like u stalker 

 

#159 ・koRiko ・0:20 >> #158 [ anonyMuse]

> It’s not that hard just go and search up ‘trashcan’ and you get instant results

 

#160 ・Shion・0:20 

> canis!!! Come back we need your guidance!! o(TヘTo)

 

#183 ・Iroahk ・0:36 >> #126 [ThomaOfficial ✔]

> Doesn’t mean he’s not trash lmao

 

#185 ・anonyMuse ・0:36 >> #159 [koRiko]

[This comment has been deleted for violating forum rules.]

 

#186 ・anonyMuse・0:36 

[This comment has been deleted for violating forum rules.]

 

#198 ・guest6969・0:43

> sara??? is that you????? you cant hide from us we all know its you

 

#203 ・peachpie ・0:46 >> #160 [Shion]

> but when the world needed them the most… they vanished.

 

#204 ・Shion ・0:46 >> #203 [peachpie]

> omg 

 


 

What is Celestia?

 

creqmpuff・1:53

hello! im a bit new to the vtuber community and i’ve been hearing a lot about this celestia channel? can someone please explain what it is and who you’d recommend me watching? i usually watch male vtubers but id love to further explore and watch other vtubers that place on different plots of the gender spectrum too! thanks in advance (^▽^)

 

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#1 ・dailycelestia・1:56

> Of course! The community is always accepting of new members. Celestia is a company that oversees many vtubers. They’re separated into seven branches, each overseeing the vtubers that are residing in each respective nation. They operate differently from other vtuber companies though, since they’re incredibly lenient about face reveals. To be frank, the avatars of their vtubers are really just their actual faces but in different attire, so it’s not that difficult to spot them on the streets or elsewhere.

As long as they don’t use their actual faces when streaming or in official accounts, they’re permitted to have alts, and there’s no penalty when the fans discover them. We as a community generally choose not to bring this up and we try not to walk up to them when they’re out in public. 

I’d recommend you watch Gorou from Celestia’s Inazuma branch (celeIZ)! He does a variety of gaming and collabs with others in his branch, but what he’s most known for is his let’s chat streams! There’s also Kazuha, who recently graduated, but he played a lot of taiko and was stupidly good at it. If you want to follow him even after he’s left the company, you can check Beidou’s channel.

Stay safe and welcome to the community! ^^

 

#2 ・keqingscat・1:56

> welcome! ppl here are usually rly nice so feel free to join servers and groups

 

#3 ・creqmpuff・1:58

> thank you!! ill be sure to check them out (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

 

#4 ・urmomh8r・1:59

> Mona is trash lol

 

#5 ・Horima ・1:59 >> #4 [urmomh8r]

> ?? Where’d you even come from bye 😭

 

#6 ・urmomh8r ・1:59 >> #5 [Horima]

> Gorou is trash lol

 

#7 ・guest092・1:59

> shut up someone’s asking a legitimate question

 

#12 ・coomkie・2:06

> omg i love gorou bye he’s so fun i heard he has the actual doggo ears irl

 

#14 ・Zeriander・2:07

> You should watch Kokomi if you’re gonna check out Gorou. She’s his commander in the Celestia lore :)

 

#21 ・AAAAAri101 ・2:16 >> #12 [coomkie]

> WAIT REALLY?? THAT’S SO CUTE

 

#22 ・guest092 ・2:16 >> #7 [guest092]

> nvm it’s a bot

 

Notes:

have fun guessing whose account belongs to who, though some of the characters in the tags haven't shown up in this chapter.

thank you for reading and hope you like it <333
feel free to suggest things or usernames, 50% of this fic was me thinking of decent mob/character usernames ( ; - ; )