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lumine: guys
eula: yes
amber: yeah?
bennett: yeah !!!
albedo: yes?
amber: wait wheres aether :0
lumine: thisncinersn him
eula: lumine?
lumine: sorry keyboard mistake
lumine: i meant to say that this concerns him
bennett: :0 sounds rlly srs!!! whatsit
lumine: we have
lumine: a crisis
albedo: lumine??? did something happen to aether?
lumine: i wish something actually did????
amber: id sthis
amber: shit sorry
eula: it's okay amber
lumine: whipped
eula: how on earth are you able to type the most redundant words properly while butchering the most simple ones
lumine: say youre in denial and go 😕
amber: haha dw eula (≡^∇^≡)
amber: anyways i meant to ask if this was sibling fights yk
lumine: oh its not a sibling fight
eula: *it's
lumine: BITCH????
albedo: lumine, on the topic, please.
bennett: haha thanks albedo i was starting to get a little curious myself
albedo: no problem ^^
lumine: you
eula: will you <please> tell us what happened to aether
lumine: THAT BITCH
lumine: THAT BITCH WITH THE EGG
eula: ???
amber: did aether steal ur egg or smth? :0
eula: and if so why is that considered a crisis
bennett: tbh would aether even do that
amber: ykw good point
amber: hes too nice
lumine: IM????
lumine: THE FUCKING AUDACITY????
lumine: iN WHAT WORLD
albedo: this one, i presume. you are what the general populace calls a mean lesbian, i believe
amber: BAHAHHAHAA LUMI HE GOT YOU THERE
eula: he really did
lumine: you guys fucking suck
albedo:
albedo: even…bennett?
lumine: oh my god
bennett: we're sorry :(
lumine: except for you bennett omg omg
lumine: you have done nothing wrong ever
bennett: really?
lumine: ABSOLUTELY
eula: most certainly!
amber: for sure!
albedo: definitely yes.
bennett: aw you guys…
bennett: that's so nice but
bennett: what happened to aether
eula: oh yes…
amber: OH YEAH
lumine: that traitor
eula: <lumine>
lumine: ok ok lets see if you guys r gonna call him nice after THIS
lumine: so i was making my way to kendo club with ayaka ok
amber: kindaaa gay lumi (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
lumine: STFU
eula: what
lumine: UGH FINE IM SORRY AMBER
lumine: there eula happy
eula: certainly
amber: HAHAHA PLSSSS
lumine: lesbians
eula: you're one too???
lumine: again
lumine: LESBIANS.
albedo: said the lesbian
lumine: stfu albedo
albedo:
lumine: anyways yeah kendo club ayaka so i was there. and aether was there. to like pick me up.
albedo: this is quite the normal order of routine circumstances.
albedo: there has to be more.
amber: how???? did you???? type that?? SO FAST?
eula: witchcraft
albedo: excuse me.
eula: we were all thinking it
amber: tbh
bennett: i think typing sm so fast is pretty cool!!!! :D
albedo: haha thank you bennett :)
bennett: HEHE
amber: AW
lumine: HELLO????
eula: you weren't really getting to the point
albedo: forgive us, do continue.
albedo: to be honest, i'm quite worried, you seem infuriated.
lumine: THANK YOU
lumine: AND TBFH
lumine: THISBIS AN OUTRAGE
amber: whoa
lumine: ugh ok anyway yeah
lumine: so aether tells me he's gotta go start his car up ok
albedo: ok and then i presume he left. as usual.
lumine: AND THEN HE LEFT
lumine: AND GUESS WHAT HE WAS DOING IN THE PARKING LOT
eula: judging by your outrage
eula: was he kissing someone?
lumine: NOT JUST AJYONE MYF CUGKING GOD
amber: LUMINE???
bennett: UH LUMINE R U OKAY????? PLS TAKE A GLASS OF WATER AND BREATHE
lumine: guys thanks but im ok
lumine: just got. pissed.
eula: well who on earth was he kissing for you to get such an extreme reaction that you rant about this to us an hour later???
lumine: FUCKING CHILDE
albedo:
amber:
bennett:
eula:
albedo: lumine, you gotta be kidding me.
lumine: DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE I AM KIDDING KRIEDZPRINZ
albedo: um.
albedo: no ma'am.
bennett: um. whos. childe.
amber: oh bennett you sweet summer child
bennett: um thanks???
eula: sighs
eula: we're talking about a senior my grade named ajax but he goes by childe
bennett: um. why.
eula: no fucking clue
bennett: EULA?????
amber: yeah imagine what hes like if hes making EULA swear
bennett: 😰
bennett: i'm. kinda scared.
amber: i dont wanna scare u benny but u should be because like
amber: man
eula: simply put he's a delinquent that loves causing trouble
bennett: yikes
bennett: guys hold up a sec
eula: yes of course
amber: np!
lumine: dw
albedo: don't worry, take your time.
bennett: thanks guys :D but like
bennett: i just remembered but is this the same childe lumine hates because she keeps getting int fights w him????? :0
albedo:
eula:
amber: damn
eula: but yes you are right
bennett: aw no wonder ur mad im so sorry
lumine: BENNETT DONT U APOLOGIZE :(
lumine: if anyone has to apologize
aether: hey sorry im late guys i had a thing
lumine: speak of the traitor.
aether: ????? why are there like fifty messages
albedo: idk maybe because u decided to lower your standards to ajax caeli of all the ppl??
amber: NOT ALBEFO USING TEXTING ABBRURVRURATIKNS DMDKSKSKSLSLSK
lumine: pfft albefo
lumine: amber ur a gem honestly
albedo: i cannot believe
eula: amber did you switch off autocorrect
amber: whoops
aether: HAHAHA ALBEFO
bennett: PLSSSS
lumine renamed this chat to "albefo"
lumine: everyone say thank you amber
eula: thank you amber
aether: thank you amber
bennett: thank you amber
albedo: very funny
amber: you guys are welcome LMAOOO
albedo: unbelievable
albedo: why have we all conveniently decided to ignore the damning fact of aether dating childe of all the people
aether: ALBEDO
bennett: is this guys name ajax or childe
lumine: wait
lumine: his name is ajax???
albedo: LUMINE????
amber: LUMI WHAT
aether: WHAT THE FUCK
eula: are you seriously telling me that you thought his parents genuinely named him childe
lumine: silence.
lumine: dont we have razor
bennett: yeah but at least razor is a cool name???? come on now :(
albedo: now look at what you did
amber: NOT COOL LUMI >:(
lumine: BENNETT NO IM SO SORRY i didnt mean it like that 😭
eula: mildly proud that bennett implied he doesnt think childe as a name is not cool.
aether: im
albedo: pfft
bennett: well i dont think it is???
amber: LMAOOOOOO
eula: HELP
albedo: (๑˃́ꇴ˂̀)
aether: cannot believe lumine thought my boyfriend was christened childe
lumine: CEASE AND DESIST????
lumine: WHY WOULD YOU EGEJ DATE HIDM
lumine: have u no taste
eula: fair question
aether: guys cmon
lumine: u could have dated literally any1 else????BUT NO U CHOSE CHILDE
aether: hes not that bad !!!
lumine:
amber:
eula:
albedo:
bennett: thats kinda freaky :0
bennett: how terrifying is he 😭
eula: he's bad news, bennett
amber: yeah
aether: GUYS
aether: look
aether: you may not like him
albedo: i believe that is what we call in the human vernacular the understatement of the century
lumine: GOD BLESS ALBEDO
albedo: change the chat name and i'll acknowledge our friendship
lumine:
lumine: bitch
albedo: in a non-sexual context without my boyfriend around
albedo: that makes me quite displeased
lumine: oh my fucking god
amber: did albedo just
eula: let's not pay attention to that.
bennett: HUH??? i dont get it 😭
eula: it's ok bennett, it's unpleasant anyway.
albedo: 😒
amber: oh dont give the emoji that was way too much info about u and kaeya
aether: no kidding
lumine changed the chat name to 'can't have shit'
eula: really?
lumine: let me have this
albedo: let her have this
lumine: thank you albedo
albedo: of course
lumine: now. back to business.
amber: did lumine just grammar
eula: it is as they say
eula: shit just got real.
bennett: omg
aether: lumi
lumine: dont u dare lumi me
lumine: like. how could u date childe of all the people.
lumine: does a rivalry and familial support mean nothing in this day and age
aether: and you call me dramatic?
aether: lumine come on
lumine: LISTEN
amber: GET THE POPCORN
albedo: this is pretty funny actually
bennett: ngl guys im giggling a little skskks
eula: to be honest-
lumine: I WANT YOU GUYS TO TAKE MY SIDE???? NOT WATCH THE SHOW TF
aether: did you not just ask if familial support meant nothing
lumine: IT CLEARLY MEANS NOTHING TO YOU, BITCH????
lumine: I WOULDN'T EVEN BE SO PISSED IF YOU JUST KISSED HIM
amber: ooooh the plot thickens!!!!!
eula: what the
bennett: huh???? :000
albedo: oh?
aether: lumine.
aether: wdym.
lumine: YOU GUYS HAD MATCHING TATTOOS???????
amber: OHHH SNAP!!!!!!
albedo: ?!
eula: holy shit.
bennett: WOW ARE YOU GUYS THAT SRS????
aether: HOW DID YOU EVEN
lumine: IT WAS LITERALLY SO DISGUSTING HE SLIPPED A HAND UNDER YOUR SHIRT
amber: AETHER?????
albedo: what the
bennett: AETHER HAS A MATCHING TATTOO WITH THIS GUY… .UNDER HIS SHIRT???
lumine: AETHER EXPLAIN WHY TF YOU HAD CHILDE'S TATTOO UNDER YOUR DAMN SHIRT
amber: wait lumine how did you even see his tattoo
aether: yes, sister dearest, how did you even see the tattoo.
lumine: dont u sister dearest me i was walking out of the building and i saw you from our damn car.
lumine: how long.
aether: um.
albedo: i mean. you have a tattoo on your- stomach, i presume?
lumine: belly.
bennett: wow 😳
aether: just. get to the point.
albedo: well, you have a tattoo somewhere generally considered to be intimate.
eula: you got to have dated him for some while.
amber: spill the deets!!! it's ok buddy honestly :D
amber: i mean he's not our first pick but
amber: you like him, right?
lumine: my god
aether: amber you are the best.
eula: that she is but amber
eula: we can't be friendly with childe. not just yet.
amber: cmon i think we bullied aether long enough
bennett: yeah i mean
bennett: aether u like him right???
aether: very much
albedo: heartening but aether, do tell us how long this has been going on.
aether: fine fine
aether: six months
lumine: HOW WHEN WHAT
amber: HOLY SHIT
bennett: UVE KEPT THIS A SECRET FOR????? SIX MONTHS????
eula: wow.
albedo: whoa.
aether: scroll up nd see y i took 6 months to tell u guys :/ bennett doesnt count btw
albedo:
eula:
amber:
lumine:
aether: bennett im sorry i didnt tell u :( you didnt know ajax plus i didnt know if u were comfortable keeping a secret
bennett: aw thats ok aeth!!! :D
aether: the rest of you tho
eula: fair
aether: it better be
aether: dont u dare give him problems
lumine: hes not a baby 😒
aether: silence.
albedo: like brother, like sister, huh.