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1. Hogwarts Prefers the Mongoose by nightfall rising (potionpen), potionpen

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

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   • Complete Work

   16 Mar 2015

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   • Severus Snape
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Dolores Umbridge
   • petty gloating
   • Bad Jokes
   • Meme
   • House Politics
   • zoology is gross
   • Banter
   • clip-clop clip-clop
   • Umbridge Bashing
   • Dolores don't care!
   • Severus tortures his students with slide shows
   • Minerva wants to pettily gloat too dammit why should Slytherins have all the fun?
   • Snakes
   • Lions
   • Badgers
   • Toads
   • Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

   Summary

   ...Yes, even Slytherin does.

   At the end of OotP, Severus is not, in fact, gloating about Sirius's death. He has someone else's destruction to celebrate, and Minerva is with him all the way.

   (All stories in this series can be read as one-shots)

   Series

   • Part 3 of the Hogwarts' faculty mascot is a cobra
   • Part 6 of It's a standalone (too)

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   English

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