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Ahh, the Pink Peers... the newest club at the Smash Brothers residence, who will do anything to make their presence known...

...amidst all the usual chaos, that is.

"First meaning of business!" Princess Peach Toadstool exclaimed as she spun her pink umbrella around. "We do things nice, orderly, and... uh..." She then let out a deep pitched fart as she blushed. "...have things better out than in!"

"Seems pretty good to me!" Amy Rose shouted in agreement as she let out a trombone like fart that lifted the back of her red dress.

"Ooh, I wanna fart, too!" Toadette squealed as she let out a trumpet toot, her cute little poot being the highest pitched of the three farting females.

"Not all of us can fart the way you three can..." Nana admitted as she let out a loud burp instead, covering her mouth with her right hand.

Jigglypuff proceeded to slap the four gassy girls, puffing herself up as she placed her hands on her hips. "I'm ashamed of your four! Can't you think of anything besides gas that ties our strong bond of being pink?"

The Room was filled with awkward silence as Peach farted again, with Nana burping as Toadette hiccuped and Amy sneezed, with all the girls laughing as Jigglypuff proceeded to sing, putting all of them to sleep as she then drew on them. A small pink kitten nearby meowed cutely as Jigglypuff proceeded to chase it around The Room. It was a rather dumb way to start the first meeting of the new club.

Later on, after the girls woke up from their little unplanned nap...

"...are you girls okay with me pooping my pants?" Toadette shouted above her thunderous tuba toots as she was releasing a deep pitched brassy storm of flatulence within the Smash Mansion, being a bit humanoid due to a weird encounter with a pesky perverted Magikoopa.

"Well actually you're wearing shorts, but yeah! Everyone does it sometime!" Princess Peach exclaimed with words of encouragement, having done so herself multiple times.

"It's a right of passage, girl! Besides, you can use it to your advantage!" Amy Rose added as she dusted off her red dress.

"It'll make you appreciate how to control your farting!" Nana stated as she twirled her wooden mallet around.

"...I just want to see a brown stain on your clothes." Jigglypuff calmly admitted as she was eating some donuts she made.

"W-well, when you put it that way..." Toadette sighed in response as she stopped farting, taking time to charge up one more brassy gas blast as she felt her stomach growling. "This will hurt me more than it will you..."

And with that, Toadette farted a fart so huge, it not only gave the mushroom girl a brown stain on her jean shorts that completely replaced the color of her originally tanned jean shorts, it caused the entire mansion to collapse. Good thing Toadette was wearing a diaper, because even when knocked out, she was still stinking up the air with her mushroom methane...

"Hey girls!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she dashed into the Pink Peers' headquarters, with a picture that would shock the group. "Look what I just found! You'll never believe it!"

Jigglypuff placed the picture on the pink table, with the other four pink clad members of the Pink Peers gasping as they looked at the picture. It was Princess Peach Toadstool and Toadette farting alongside a gassy Princess Daisy, the trio farting a giant amount of stinky flatulence together in flatulent harmony.

"Whoa... you gals were all just farting up a storm together!?" Amy Rose exclaimed as she placed her hands on her hips, annoyed. "...and you didn't invite me!?"

"Well, we were pooping our pants that day..." Princess Peach admitted as she blushed, twirling her fingers together. "We had those fart inducing bean burrito burgers from that gassy blonde from Unova with that weird green hat..."

"My goodness, am I farting up a storm!" Pokemon's Farting Bianca giggled innocently as she fanned the air with her hand while letting out bassy, tuba like farts.

"You think you fart up a storm?" Scoffed a gassy Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans. "I poop my pants on a day to day basis, and that's without trying!"

"Holy crap, Lois," Peter Griffin randomly stated as he was watching the girls fart hurricane like winds of stink, taking notes on how to pass gas. "This is worst than the time I saw that mushroom girl unleash those stink bombs on Quahog!"

And then a cutaway happened, although the only thing to note was Toadette's flatulent presence, since her farting already destroyed the city that was home to Family Guy.

"Worst cutaway gag, ever." The Comic Book Guy stated while practicing his Sean Connery impressions as he was playing Super Mario World on his mobile phone.

"That's not the worst cutaway gag," Lady Palutena farted and stated with a smirk as she popped up, twirling her staff around as canned laughter played in the background. "This is!"

"What's the context?" Amy, Nana, Toadette, and Jigglypuff all simultaneously asked in unison for redundancy.

"Yeah... I don't remember this that well..." Peach admitted as she touched her fingertips together innocently.

"Who do you think is the one doing the farting?" Palutena stated in a rhetoracle sense as she let out a loud tuba like fart, casually strolling out of The Room.

"That made no sense whatsoever." Amy and Jigglypuff commented.

"...right. Anyway, one time I accidentally drank a weird blue potion that made me appear like a human," Toadette admitted as she held her hands together, blushing. "That didn't go well in my tummy, so..."

"...so you farted and crapped yourselves in pants as a means of letting it go with you red haired girlfriend?" Nana finished as she rolled her wooden mallet around. "You know, if you wanted a fart contest, you could have just asked us."

Jigglypuff and Amy murmured in agreement as they all left with Nana. Peach and Toadette sighed in unison as they both looked at the picture of each other, wondering if it was a good idea to not invite the other girls to shit their pants, even though Amy and Jigglypuff didn't wear pants.

Thus, another day in the life of these five pink colored, pink clad pinkies...

"Oh leave me be!" Princess Peach Toadstool retorted as she glared at the pink puffball, Jigglypuff. "Just because I fart all the time and break wind the best of the group, doesn't mean that I'm the sole culprit!"

The two pink girls were in the comfy Nintendogs Living Room stage used for fighting, with Jigglypuff once again cracking down on Princess Peach's fart fetish.

"Admit it, Peach." Jigglypuff stated as she glanced at the blonde human princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. "You farted. No one else has peachy smell but you."

"N-no!" Peach remarked as she farted a brassy tuba toot, covering her blushing face with her right arm. "...Yes."

The brown dog in the distance heard the commotion, wondering what the hell was going on.

Meanwhile, in another part of the enormous mansion...

"Let's go collect some Smash coins!" Amy Rose declared.

"Cool!" Toadette squealed. "We're like Banjo-Kazooie, except I'm not a bird and poop out eggs!"

Nana laughed as she pulled out some vegetables from inside her pink parka. "You girls need some ammo? Because I got all the food you're gonna need!"

The three pink girls laughed as Birdo stood there, shaking her head and sighing.

"I don't know what's wrong with these three idiots..." Birdo muttered to herself as she was trying to do some cleaning. "Then again, this entire mansion is full of stupidity... why do I come here again?"

"Because admit it, Birdo. You love us!" Toadette exclaimed as she hugged Birdo, with Amy and Nana both cooing as they held their hands together.

Birdo tried to pull Toadette away, but froze as Dry Bowser took a picture of the girls, holding a smartphone in his skeletal hands.

"This one is for the photo book." Dry Bowser chuckled as he began leaving, only to be tackled by Birdo, who began beating him up.

Toadette, Amy, and Nana all exchanged shocked looks as they didn't know what to do, wondering if they should split Birdo and Dry Bowser apart from each other. Toadette's stomach growled, prompting them to leave the scene and get some burgers and fries from the cafeteria, to go along with Nana's various vegetables.

"So... what do you gals wanna do now?" Toadette asked as she was licking a strawberry flavored Popsicle.

Jigglypuff flipped through her song book as she glanced at the other four pink girls. "...wanna do some singing?"

"Singing? I'm up for some singing!" Peach exclaimed as she clasped her hands together, her eyes sparkling brightly.

"Sure, I'll sing." Amy added as she then pulled out her giant, red and yellow colored mallet, the Piko Piko Hammer. "But if I start getting drowsy, I'm hurting the puffball."

"I'm right there with ya, sister." Nana agreed as she showed off her own wooden mallet, the two hammer wielding girls glancing at Jigglypuff, who gulped as she began sweating nervously, with Peach pinching her nose in disgust from the smell of Jigglypuff's sweat, Toadette feeling bad in response.

"What, I don't get to cameo?" Complained Princess Daisy, who wanted to be acknowledged due to her being a memetic loser like her boyfriend.

"Hey, it could be worse," Arceus chuckled as he appeared above Daisy, making the tomboy orange haired princess poop her dress. "You could barely make an appearance except every now and then."

"You mean like this?" Space Ghost stated as he teleported in, simply because he wanted to be in more fanfiction.

"Good Morning!" Uncle Grandpa greeted as he accidentally flattened the three aforementioned characters and the Pink Peers in one go, bumping his RV into a foundation of the Smash Mansion, causing it to collapse. Oh, that silly Uncle Grandpa.

Dry Bowser was practicing his tennis skills with Silver The Hedgehog just outside the Smash Mansion as the Pink Peers came in, holding a bunch of pink tennis rackets in their hands.

"Should I... ask what's the context of this?" Dry Bowser stated as he squinted his eyes.

"We just want to play some tennis!" Peach stated as she revealed her short mini skirt.

"Yeah, and we figured since there's five of us, we should try to see if we could do a five on one, or in this case two!" Amy added as she clapped her hands together.

Silver placed his left hand on his forehead. "this is a bad idea... I can already tell..."

"Oh come on! Let's just try it out!" Toadette exclaimed as she was bouncing with excitement.

"Tennis first, complaints later!" Nana and Jigglypuff shouted as they were singing and dancing in unison, enough to make the other girls join them.

Looking at each other and shrugging, Dry Bowser and Silver reluctantly agreed with this, with the Pink Peers getting on the other side of the grassy tennis court as the two male tennis players were better at tennis than the girls were, in spite of having a master of tennis on their side, that being the unlucky Peach who found herself hit by more tennis balls than the other due to her tall stature.

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Princess Peach farted a brassy, deep pitched tuba toot as she was sitting on the big pink couch, fanning the air with her right hand as she stuck her tongue out. "Peeyew! I stink!"

"No kidding." Amy Rose remarked while pinching her nose with her right hand, sitting next to the flatulent blonde princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. "How come you're so full of gas?"

"Because she needs to compete with Lady Palutena for crown of the gassiest Smasher." Nana stated as she let out a big burp, munching on some lettuce and eggplants. "Excuse me."

"Wait a minute, what about Wario?" Toadette added in as she had her arms wrapped around the back of her pink mushroom cap, letting out a cute little poot. "I mean, I know the girls are gassier than him, but he can't be disqualified."

"He's disqualified because he's nowhere as farty as Peach," Jigglypuff stated as Peach released another bassy butt blast of gas.

"Ugh! I think I just crapped myself!" Peach exclaimed, grossing out all of the other Pink Peers as they left the gassy, pink clad human princess on the couch, with Peach sighing as she lowered her head in shame. "Maybe I should go ask Wario how he manages to hold it in..."

"He holds it in because he doesn't let his wind breaking tendencies be the only thing to define him," Birdo remarked as she walked past the pink couch, doing her best to not breathe in Peach's smelly butt fumes.

Peach sighed in defeat, amidst her trombone like farts as she knew this to be true. She wondered how her friends back home were able to tolerate this. That is, until came Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans, letting out bassier farts than Peach, her orange colored jeans being more brown in color due to her pooping her pants.

"Hey, Pootstool!" Daisy greeted as she unleashed her farting big butt on Peach's head, laughing proudly. "You're not the only fart factory who can show off a gassy fatass!"

"She's saying this proudly..." Arceus muttered as he walked by the scene, only for all the Pink Peers aside from the farting Peach to jump on his back and attempt to ride him. Arceus sighed as he then began dashing around the mansion, only to bump into a solid brick wall installed by Little Mac for punching out bricks.

"Bingo!" Little Mac proudly exclaimed while punching his fists in the air as he munched on a Big Mac he stole from McDonald's, with Arceus falling on his back as the Pink Peers riding him also fell down, groaning in pain.

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"...you think this dress makes my butt look big?" Princess Peach asked as she was looking at herself in the mirror, specifically around her gassy ass. "Specifically when I fart?"

Amy Rose murmured as she had her arms folded. "It's kind of hard to tell, with all that farting you do. It makes your dress poofy." She sighed as she shook her head, closing her eyes. "Trust me, I know how this happens. My panties get puffed up from my farting, too."

Peach then farted out a brassy tuba toot as she watched her pink fluffy dress puff up more, her eyes widening. "You know... I think you might be onto something, Amy!"

Amy nodded as she helped comforted Peach, with the two girls willing to see if Peach did have a fart filled big butt. It would definitely explain the huge farts the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom was belting out.

Toadette's stomach growled as she sighed, wandering around the Smash Mansion as she had her hands on her rumbling belly. "Gosh, am I hungry. What's a girl gotta do to get something to eat...?"

Suddenly, the pink clad mushroom girl spouted some fresh fruits all around one of the empty rooms, causing her to gasp as she picked up the fruits, giggling.

"Oh, how lucky me!" Toadette stated as she munched into an apple, only to scream in pain as it wasn't real fruit at all... but plastic! "AHH!! WHAT THE HELL!?"

"It's just a prank, girl!" Princess Daisy exclaimed as she laughed, wondering if anyone would fall for the old 'plastic food' trick. Unfortunately, this didn't help Daisy in protecting her from being attacked by an angry, hungry Toadette.

"Hey Nana, have you ever tried to get into Smash Brothers by yourself?" Jigglypuff asked Nana as the two were having a practice match with each other in one of the abandoned training fields.

"I have, yeah." Nana stated as she froze Jigglypuff, then smacked the puffball with a powerful whack from her mallet. "It's a cool thought, but I think I like to keep up the tag team gimmick I have with Popo. It makes us deadly, especially when it comes to combos."

"...cool!" Jigglypuff stated, unintentionally making an ice pun as she began singing, with made Nana tired as she then used rest, sending the girl Ice Climber high into the sky.

Space Ghost whistled as he was singing about himself in the Phantom Cruiser, with Nana going right by as it caused the scifi plane to crash towards the Smash Mansion...

"...WITH NO SURVIVORS!!" Space Ghost exclaimed as the Phantom Cruiser rammed into the foundation of the mansion, exploding into various pieces as everyone died.

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"We haven't done anything important in a while." Princess Peach stated as she was painting her nails, noticing a laptop that had a video of Lumineon making sushi. "Let's try and do pinky things!"

"But... I don't have any pinky fingers!" Jigglypuff pointed out as she pointed her short, stubby arms at the air.

"That is a problem." Nana remarked as she and Amy were having hammer bashes with each other, both of them using their own mallets.

"Can't you just wish them to let you have individual fingers?" Toadette remarked as she was making herself some new underwear while having the television playing in the background, which showed off Vanilluxe and Cherrim fighting against Avalugg and Budew in a stalemate revolving around grass and ice.

"...now that I think about it, I rather not." Jigglypuff stated as she shook her head.

"You're not going to get away with this, Lyric!" Amy stated, with her being from the Sonic Boom dimension as she and Sticks The Badger were tied up in a knot by Lyric The Last Ancient snake.

"Actually, I think he has." Sticks commented as she kept on struggling, not being successful.

"Now that I got you two trapped here, I will go to this other dimension and see what is there for me to conquer." Lyric chuckled as he went through the pink warp, returning a few seconds later as he looked as if he just came back from a war. "Horrible... just terrible."

"What happened!?" Amy and Sticks exclaimed as they watched Lyric faint, glancing at each other as they weren't sure what happened.

"And stay out of our home, you damn dirty snake!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she popped her head through the dimension, glancing up to see Boom Amy and Sticks, her eyes widening. "Uh... hi."

"GOOD MORNING!!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed as he looked at the bored Pink Peers. "What's wrong?"

"There's nothing to do!" All five pink girls exclaimed as they turned to Uncle Grandpa.

"Well... there is one thing to do!" Uncle Grandpa stated as he placed several costumes on the girls.

Peach and Amy were dressed up like Uncle Grandpa, Toadette was dressed like Mr. Gus, Nana was dressed like Pizza Steve, and finally Jigglypuff was dressed up like the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger. An RV then landed on the girls, crushing them as Uncle Grandpa rubbed his hands together.

"My job here is done." Uncle Grandpa stated as he turned around, preparing to walk away when he slipped on a banana peel, greatly injuring himself.

"...How long have they been burping?" Birdo asked as she and Dry Bowser were watching the Pink Peers have a burping contest with each other in Seaside Hill.

"No idea... but it is annoying. On top of being gross." Dry Bowser sighed as he folded his boney arms. "I can't believe these girls would be inclined to do anything."

"It's not like anything important is going on." Birdo responded as she turned to the boney reptile. "The Hot Topic Krew has been silent, the Cute Toot House is gone, and no one knows what happened to all the other clubs around here."

"True... something odd always happens, but this time, it's peculiar..." Dry Bowser agreed as he nodded his head, with him and Birdo seeing Toadette burp so loud, it caused her to blast away from the group.

"You know what's particular?" Princess Daisy burped, as she was somehow using her burps to form words, drinking a lot of carbonated soda to compete with the Pink Peers in gassy belches. "That I'm not getting enough exposure!"

Dry Bowser and Birdo both glanced at each other as they grabbed the gassy Daisy and chucked her into the sea, with Daisy resurfacing and gasping as she farted in place of her burping, with the big Great White Shark, Bruce, emerged from the salty sea surrounding Seaside Hill, his theme song (which obviously was the Jaws theme) playing as he attacked Daisy, who screamed in pain as her obnoxious yelling and flatulence wasn't enough to save her. Dry Bowser and Birdo shrugged as they looked at each other, with the Pink Peers continuing to burp their butts off, and occasionally farting too.

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Toadette hiccuped as she tried to breathe slowly, but could only hiccup as she couldn't control herself. "Gah! What -HIC- is -HIC- wrong with -HIC- me!?"

"Aiyie!" Princess Peach Toadstool exclaimed as she was farting and wetting herself at the same time, causing her to cry uncontrollably loudly as usual as she placed her hands on her face. "I always fart like I normally do, but why am I peeing in my dress!?"

"You -BERP- think -BRAP- you have it -BAURP- bad!?" Amy Rose burped as she was scratching herself, being very itchy. "Try -BURP- combating an annoying itch while -BUERP- having gas!"

Nana was barfing in an empty garbage can as she groaned, feeling her stomach rumble with disgust as she barfed again.

Jigglypuff groaned as she felt a bit woozy herself, twirling around the area as she felt dizzy. "I knew... I spent too much time... playing around with those CD discs..."

"...quality production, ladies and gentlemen." Ganondorf stated as he shook his head in disgust at all five of the pink girls going through their problems, munching on a strawberry doughnut.

"So... this happened to us," Toadette stated to Jigglypuff as the two were trapped in a closet, with both of them handcuffed.

"Yes. Quite a rather unfortunate predicament." Jigglypuff remarked as she blew back her puff of hair on the top. "I wonder how we're gonna get out..."

"Well... we could just..." Toadette started as she smirked. "...make out."

"...in here?" Jiggypuff gawked as she glanced around further. "In a closet? While we're handcuffed?"

"Oh silly, we won't tell anyone, of course!" Toadette exclaimed, proceeding to kiss Jigglypuff, who returned the favor as a result.

Peach, Amy, and Nana all watched Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans alongside the flatulent Tiny Kong and Pokemon's Farting Bianca, with all three farting females showing off their fart producing big butts in their fart filled, brown stained pants, Daisy's orange colored jeans having the largest brown stain of them all.

"Goodness, Daisy, you're really determined to be bigger than me in anything," Peach admitted as she let out bassy farts herself, of which was nowhere close to loud as the three girls.

"Well yeah! I'm bigger and better than you in any way possible!" Daisy taunted as she waved her gassy fat ass at her best friend, willingly pooping her pants.

"I just love to fart with friends!" Bianca giggled as she wiggled her thick hips, which in turn helped her produce thunderous tuba toots.

"And I like proving that my body isn't tiny despite my name!" Tiny Kong exclaimed as she did a dance that showcased her entire body, making powerful pants pooping poots.

"If it wasn't obvious that this story is a fart fetish haven, well, here's the proof," Amy stated as she felt her stomach rumble, causing the pink hedgehog girl to let out a big fart (for you).

"...If I inhaled these farts, would I die?" Nana asked curiously as she couldn't tell whose farts stunk more, with her having muffled farts because of her pink parka.

"It would be extremely obnoxious," Arceus replied with a gas mask as he was watching this since he had nothing better to do, on account that he had all the time in the world to waste since he was a God and all.

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Toadette, Jigglypuff, Amy Rose, and Nana were all together at the completely pink Magicant area used in Smash 3DS as a battlefield, with the pink girls all looking at each other.

"Why couldn't Peach meet up with us?" Amy asked as she was dusting off her red dress.

"Peach had to take a dump, so she couldn't make it." Toadette stated as she burped loudly, fanning the air with her right hand while blushing a bit. "We did have a big brunch, Peach and I."

"Maybe big for you." Jigglypuff stated as she was wearing Meta Knight's mask, with the three other girls looking at her oddly. "What? No one cared who I was until I put on the mask."

Nana's stomach rumbled as she rubbed it with her right hand. "Uh oh. Feels like something in me is gonna come out."

Looking at each other, the girls all laughed as they then decided to have a practice match against each other, with the Flying Men watching their every move.

"Don't worry, I find them suspicious, too." Uncle Grandpa stated as he was dressed up like a Flying Man for some bizarre reason, which wasn't out of the ordinary for the uncle of grandpas.

"Hey, real talk?" Amy spoke up as she and the three other Pink Peers were painting a garage pink, with them being in one of the neighboring homes near Onett. "Why are we working on a garage?"

"Because we're getting paid for it!" Nana pointed out as she was munching on some tomatoes on the side. "Plus, it shows that we do care about the environment."

"And the community. It's nice to show people that we care and are nice." Toadette added as she was adding cute pink swirls to her pics.

"Whatever. As long as it gives us the attention we deserve," Jigglypuff stated as she was painting herself into the wall to leave the owner of a garage a reminder of who painted the entire thing pink for them. "Speaking of attention, where's Toadstool? She should be here with us?"

"Probably doing something stupid." Amy, Nana, and Toadette all told Jigglypuff simultaneously.

"You mean like this story?" Princess Daisy scoffed as she walked by with a barrel in her hands, causing the Pink Peers to chase the tomboy princess throughout the neighborhood.

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Tiny Kong farted loudly as she sighed of relief, fanning the air with her right hand frantically as she smiled from her stinking release from bassy flatulence. "Whoo! That breakfast burrito really went all the way through me!" She farted another thunderous poot as she laughed. "Peeyew!"

"Hey, leave the farting to me, you smelly chimpanzee show off." Princess Peach Toadstool growled in annoyance as she folded her arms, having her butt burp out a raunchy fart in response as she glared at Tiny.

"Damn it, girls, I will turn this van around!" Amy Rose snapped as the girls were all on a highway heading westward, with it being nighttime as the highway was almost packed. "Just hold it in and stop being so fucking nasty for once! Jesus!"

"Oh, I knew I should have never drank all that lemonade..." Toadette whimpered as she squirmed, really needing to pee as she tried her best to hold it in while holding down her pink dress with both of her hands. "Where's a gas station where you need it?"

"Right here!" Tiny exclaimed as she farted out a brassy, deep pitched tuba toot that stunk up the van even more, giggling. "My name might be tiny, but my body isn't!"

"Oh god, unlock the windows!" Nana exclaimed as she felt like she was gonna barf from smelling Tiny's rancid flatulence, her face turning green.

"I can't, it's jammed!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she tried to make the windows go down, but failed.

As if the ride couldn't get worse, thunder boomed as clouds formed in the distance, with Amy's eyes widening as she halted the van, causing the cars in her lane to go into other lines as a giant tornado formed, with everyone screaming in horror as they saw how big the twister was.

"Holy shit!" All the girls exclaimed in unison, with Tiny and Peach farting simultaneously as Amy turned the van around, knocking the various vehicles off the road as the tornado ripped apart the highway, a thunderstorm occurring as it began pouring, with lightning flashing everywhere as huge crashes occurred on the road.

"Say, you ever heard of how several girls got lost on a trip to the moon?" Jigglypuff stated as she and Toadette were looking for various gems inside a dark, deep cave, hearing water dripping as the sounds of a river were coming from the northern direction.

"No, but it sounds scary!" Toadette admitted as she spotted a giant diamond, gasping as she slapped her hands on her face. "Hey! Look how bright this jewel is!"

Jigglypuff turned around to see Toadette grab the diamond, only for the entire cave to shake as a giant boulder rolled after the two pink girls. Toadette and Jigglypuff screamed as they made a mad dash away from the giant boulder, only to fall down a bottomless gorge as they screamed, the two attempting to fly out of harm's way as the giant boulder smacked down on them, sending them tumbling down through the darkness.

Amy Rose and Princess Peach were kissing each other in a boat together as they were going through a tunnel of love in some random theme park, with the two pink girls enjoying each other.

"Mmm... your kissing is so good, princess..." Amy stated as she smiled at peach, her arms wrapped around Princess Toadstool.

Peach giggled in response as she slightly blushed. "Why thanks, Rose, your kissing is good, too."

"Well, I practice all the time. I gotta try to keep my lips good for Sonic some day!" Amy admitted with a friendly shrug.

"Ha! Nice one!" Peach stated as she and Amy then gave each other a high five, which in turn caused them to fall in the water surrounding the boat.

Nana was climbing the volcanic Grumble Volcano all by herself as Dry Bowser was watching her climb up the volcano, his boney arms folded as he wondered what the pink clad female Ice Climber was doing there.

"So, any places where you managed to show off your climbing skills?" Dry Bowser asked as he was looking through the local newspaper he had picked up.

Nana adjusted her pink parka as she turned to Dry Bowser. "Well, there were several snowy mountains, but I think climbing hills of other different kinds is pretty good." "Plus, I can find some yummy vegetables this way!"

"...Yeah. Sure thing." Dry Bowser stated as he watched Nana trip, seeing her tumble into the red molten magma below as he smirked, glancing back at his newspaper.

"Oh man... I gotta go!" Toadette exclaimed as she and Jigglypuf were chasing a rogue toilet up and down and all around the Casino Park, both needing to use it badly.

"Jesus crust, don't just preach it! Grab that toilet!" Jigglypuff exclaimed, for she too needed to use the restroom.

Space Ghost, who was placing up new neon signs in the casino theme park, watched as the two pink girls dashed by after the toilet, shrugging as he shook his head. "Darn kids and their toilet humor." He then lost his balance on the ladder and fell in a conveniently placed toilet.

"Are we there yet?" Peach, Amy, Toadette, Nana, and Jigglypuff all stated in unison as they were riding inside a pink van with Birdo driving.

"No," Birdo grunted in annoyance as they were heading towards Manhattan, the group of pink girls deciding to spend the night in New York City. "This is the worst cameo ever..."

"...and that's how you let out a big fart without pooping your pants!" Bianca exclaimed from the front of a skyscraper in Castelia City as she immediately let out a loud bassy fart, quickly glancing back to see a brown stain on her white dress, giggling as she blushed in cheerful embarrassment, fanning the air with her right hand as she ironically pooped her dress, releasing more tuba like farts out of her farting big butt, her left hand over her mouth. "Whoops! Excuse me!"

"You know, we could learn a lot from her!" Toadette stated to the four other Pink Peer members as they were having pink colored, strawberry flavored ice cream while listening to Bianca's fart filled speech.

"Yeah, well just know that I'm the queen of farts!" Peach exclaimed as she leaned over and emitted a deep pitched fart that vibrated the pink sofa, as well as blowing up the back of her regal pink dress.

"Ugh, Peach! Can't ya hold it in for once!?" Jigglypuff snapped as she puffed up her face cheeks, not wanting to sense more stinky stenches since she had to sense things due to not having a nose.

"Yeah... and it doesn't even smell like you had vegetables, either!" Nana exclaimed, something having that weird sense when someone had vegetables or not. Because she was that crazy in the head over vegetables.

"I don't know why farting is so popular with us..." Amy remarked, letting out a cute little poot that lifted up her red dress, with them watching a series of events involving Pokemon's Farting Bianca.

"Because people obviously like it." Princess Daisy added, contributing to farting in the story by passing gas out of her fat ass in her brown stained jeans, which you couldn't tell that the tomboy princess of Sarasaland crapped in due to them being appropriately brown colored.

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The Pink Peers were watching Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans, with the pink themed girls glancing at each other occasionally as they watched Daisy poop her pants.

"Yeah! Can't beat this, can ya?" Daisy taunted while wiggling her farting big butt, which was clad in orange jeans, although given how huge the brown stain Daisy made from her flatulence was, you'd think it was orange and brown instead.

Peach: (in private, to the camera) Normally I would enjoy Daisy farting and pooping for us... but lately, I think she's doing it to get attention.

Toadette: (in private, to the camera) I feel like Daisy's feeling insecure that I managed to get an actual meaningful role in the series we share, and she hasn't... I can understand that perfectly.

Amy: (in private, to the camera) I love having excuses to buy new clothes, but does Daisy need to do this?

Nana: (in private, to the camera) I might as well mention this since this story seems to fondly focus on farting, but I have a foot fetish.

Jigglypuff: (in private, to the camera) I still don't know what this has to do with baking brownies...

"Oh, am I so bored," Princess Peach droned in an annoyed (and annoying) tone of voice as she heard her stomach rumble. "And I'm hungry."

'Well, wanna order take out?" Toadette suggested, with her, Peach, and the other girls hanging around at the local pool.

"I could go for some McDonald's," Amy Rose blurted out while brushing her pink hair.

"Nah. I'm more interested in those burgers the bonehead is making," Jigglypuff stated as she could smell how good Dry Bowser's hamburgers were.

"Bah. Fast food... who needs that when you got frozen vegetables?" Nana pointed out as she held up several different vegetables frozen in ice.

The other girls looked at her oddly as they decided to order some pizza instead, with Jigglypuff having said pizza alongside some burgers she got from Dry Bowser.

"Don't ask." Dry Bowser stated as he made more burgers for everyone, surprised at just how much the pink puffball liked burgers.

"Why can't anyone ask? Don't you like to be truthful and honest?" Arceus stated as he was helping construction with the other Smashers that will remained unnamed because screw you.

"So... you wear diapers?" Nana asked Toadette as the two girls were walking down the hallway of the Smash Mansion.

"Yeah... but I feel comfortable in them." Toadette remarked as she twirled around, holding up her pink dress to reveal her plain white diaper. "I can't blame ya for being a bit shocked."

"...nothing's wrong with that. I'm wearing a diaper, too." Nana replied as she twirled her wooden mallet around, smiling. "How else do you think I manage to climb icicle mountains without needing to look for a bathroom?"

Toadette was going to comment, but she found the confirmation a bit too gross for her standards.

"Hey... what time is it?" Birdo asked Greninja as the two were out in the mansion's garden doing some gardening.

Greninja was about to reply when Nana emerged from the garden, holding up various vegetables.

"It's gardening time!" Nana exclaimed as she began whacking vegetables everywhere, much to the others' annoyance as they left the garden, with Nana having ruined their moment.

"So much for a good quiet afternoon..." Dry Bowser remarked with a scoff as he tried reading his newspaper.

"Are you ready, kids?" Nana asked as she had a pumpkin behind her back, with her and the other three girls being at the Click Clock Wood during the Spring time at night.

"...For what?" Amy remarked with a casual yawn as she wanted to go for a swim in the huge pond.

Nana shook her head as she left vague clues as to what she was hinting. "I dunno, to do something, I guess."

"...in that case, no." Jigglypuff stated as she then looked around for any honeycomb pieces.

It was then that Nana chucked a pumpkin at Jigglypuff, knocking her out, with Amy and Toadette gasping as Nana laughed, chucking pumpkins at the two girls.

"Oh no!" Toadette exclaimed as she dodged the pumpkins that Nana was tossing at her, pieces of them flying in the air. "This is worse than the surprise King K. Rool gave Bowser Junior and R.O.B.!"

"Gotcha, bitch!" K. Rool exclaimed as he smashed both Bowser Jr. and R.O.B. at the same time, shocking both characters as a whip crack noise played in the background.

"Whoa! Didn't see that coming!" Bowser Jr. yelped in pain as a guitar riff played, followed by glass breaking, with the sound effect being played for some of ROB's metal parts being broken.

"Whose bright idea was this!?" Peach exclaimed as she and the other four Pink Peers were running away from a giant ball of strawberry inside a pink gem filled cavern.

"We wanted to do something adventurous!" Toadette yelped as she nearly tripped on her feet.

"If only I could float faster!" Jigglypuff remarked as she was puffing herself up to go forward, only to head back as she nearly got flattened, being incredibly close to the ball of strawberry.

"I could use my Piko Piko Hammer, but I don't wanna chance it!" Amy yelped as she was getting exhausted running in her giant red boots.

"We could use both of our mallets, and then I can use my snowy powers!" Nana suggested as she glanced forward, screaming. "Stop!"

Too late. The girls bumped into a wall, causing the gems above to drop down on them, with the ball of strawberry picking them up and busting through the wall as strawberry goo exploded everywhere.

A slow day at a Wendy's at the Sunshine Airport. Which was ran by Wendy O' Koopa.

"That's right, now are you gonna buy something or just stand there, because there's a standing fee." Wendy growled as she had her hands on her hips, with several burly Pokemon standing behind her.

Anyway, back to the idiot group of heroes that were incidentally not the Teen Titans...

"I'm bored," Peach admitted, feeling no style or grace.

"Me too," Toadette yawned, making a funny face.

"I wish something exciting could happen," Nana added in her two cents as she was attempting to handstand, when she needs to.

"There's nothing to do!" Amy whined as she stretched her arms out, big guy, just for you.

"Why are we admitting this?" Jigglypuff questioned as she inflated herself, just like a balloon.

Pokemon's Farting Bianca let out several brassy farts as she was making butt music, because this crazy chick just digs this tune! "HUH! Yeah, I'm getting the beat to this D.K. rap down!"

The Pink Peers watched as Bianca farted to the musical beat of the Donkey Kong rap, with everyone else confused and disgusted as security was called to escort the gassy airhead blonde human Pokemon Trainer girl out.

Toadette: (in private, to the camera) As someone who's musically inclined and very gassy, I make sure my farts are catchy and in tune, just like that Bianca girl! I can't say the same to the others...

Nana: (in private, to the camera) Are we recording? Okay, I just want to blurt out... I've been sweating constantly in this parka. I would change clothes, but this is the only thing I have from my game! Lord knows how much sweat I contain in here...!

The Pink Peers were walking around the pink floating platforms circling the Cloud Cuckooland as the pink clad girls were enjoying a nature walk together.

"We haven't really been making progress with how we train," Nana admitted as she began smacking the flying wasps with her wooden mallet.

"Hey, at least we can take things nice... and easy." Princess Peach admitted with a casual shrug as she resumed sipping her tea that she brewed herself.

"You know, I think we should order some pizza. I'm feeling hungry." Toadette admitted as she dusted off her pink dress.

"I just wish we could go a bit faster. Even Sonic when he's not trying is faster than this," Amy Rose stated as she twirled around with her Piko Piko Hammer.

"Just once, can we not think of Smash Bros when we're hanging out?" Jigglypuff pleaded as she was getting bored of this whole ordeal of doing nothing all day.

As if summoned by name, Sonic The Hedgehog zipped by and spun around all the Pink Peers, making them dizzy as he laughed and did a pose..

"You're too lame!" Sonic exclaimed as he winked. "And speed's my game!" He then zipped off, ending his very brief cameo.

Amy: (in private, to the camera) I always love having a chance to talk about Sonic whenever the opportunity provides it!

Jigglypuff: (in private, to the camera) Just this once, I don't want any Smash shit being discussed. I'm sick to death of being remembered for being the joke character of the franchise.

"How did you think the movie was?" Peach asked the other four pink girls as they left the movie theater after watching Yet Another Micheal Bay Movie With Explosions In It.

"Well, it was pretty good." Amy remarked as she dusted off her red dress.

"Uh, there were parts of it that weren't very good though." Nana admitted as she munched on a few carrots she pulled out of her pink parka.

"It could have been a lot better." Jigglypuff commented as she placed on a nurse hat she found on the ground.

"I didn't really like it." Toadette remarked as she was feeling sleepy.

Peach just shrugged as the girls left the theater area to go do something more productive... like bowling.

Peach: (in private, to the camera) I have to admit, I'm glad these girls have different opinions on what we just saw. It spices up my life, and theirs!

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Princess Peach Toadstool was cleaning her clothes as she sighed, watching the other four girls come in as she folded her arms. "We haven't done much."

"No... except that one time when we chased off those Nazi zombies." Jigglypuff pointed out as she twirled around.

A flashback then occurred as it showed the Pink Peers chasing after zombie nazis in the middle of a rainy battlefield near a forest, with trees burning up in flames as Amy Rose and Nana slammed their wooden mallets down on them. Toadette fired several rocks at them with her slingshot, with Peach chucking hardened peaches at the group, Jigglypuff singing to put the zombies to sleep.

"Yeah... that was good." Toadette remarked as she stretched her arms in the air.

Toadette: (on camera) Actually, I'm being very modest when I say that. I don't wanna be rude.

Nana: (on camera) I think Toadette might be a bit too kind sometimes. She doesn't want to insult anyone's feelings.

"Man, this pumpkin is so fucking good!" Nana burped loudly as she was eating through a pumpkin.

The other girls just rolled their eyes as they looked at each other, wondering what to do for the rest of the day.

Amy: (on camera) We haven't done much awesome things lately. I think the whole gang war going on with the Smashers might have ended. Too bad, I wanted to smash some edgy morons like Dark Pit.

"Look at them. doing nothing yet getting more exposure than us." Space Ghost muttered as he turned to face Princess Daisy, his arms folded together as they were in the hallway, being by the doorway that led to The Room ("oh hai Marth," they greeted to Lucina, who grumbled as she was getting annoyed by this reference) that contained the Pink Peers. "How do you put up with it?"

"I don't." Daisy grumbled as she had her hands on her hips, shaking her head. "First Smash Bros and those stupid kidnapping stunts steal Peach's attention... now she's part of this group. Oh, if only I could be part of a gang of idiots..." It's quite obvious that she was getting jealous due to being neglected recently.

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"Hey... real talk?" Nana asked as she and the other pink girls were polishing the Smash Mansion with fresh pink paint. "Exactly why are we doing this?"

"Because we need to make ourselves well known!" Princess Peach proclaimed as she was getting some pink paint on her. "We need to show that we mean business!"

"You mean like this?" Exclaimed the always flatulent Princess Daisy, who farted at the Pink Peers in her pooped pants.

The Pink Peers all grabbed an extra brush and covered it in pink paint, chucking it at Daisy, causing the jealous tomboy to flee off in her fart filled, brown stained orange jeans. The group then went back to painting, trying to get Daisy out of their mind.

It was then that Uncle Grandpa showed up, willing to add some paint of his own. Unfortunately, it was a rainbow myriad of pain.

"There! Doesn't that look good?" Uncle Grandpa suggested as he turned to the annoyed Pink Peers.

A few minutes later, Uncle Grandpa ran away crying after being attacked with empty paint buckets, not realizing that he ruined the pink paint the five pink themed girls had already placed on.

Later on, after the Pink Peers managed to get the pink paint to be the only color on the mansion, the meme loving Shulk of the MemeMemeMeme Brigade came by, placing his right hand on his chin as he murmured.

"Hmmm... I don't know what it is, but you girls are doing something right. Keep at it!" He then gave them a thumbs up and a burp as he turned around and walked away, whistling as he stripped off his clothes one by one until he only had his blue underwear on.

"Gosh! We were complimented!" Toadette gasped as she placed her pink paint covered hands on her face, getting her face painted to a degree as a result. "I don't know what to say!"

"Probably ask for some water, since you have paint on your face," Jigglypuff commented with a laugh as she pointed at Toadette.

Amy Rose sighed as she waved her right hand, holding a paintbrush in her left hand. "You shouldn't knock her like that, Jiggs. You're no better..."

Jigglypuff stopped as she took a quick look at herself in a nearby mirror, screaming in horror to see that she had some paint on her upper body, with the other four girls laughing as a result.

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"I can't believe it's been a year since we teamed up together!" Princess Peach Toadstool exclaimed in glee as she peed her pink, glamorous dress in glee.

"Yeah! And we had so many adventures together!" Toadette added in happiness as she held her hands together.

"But don't you think something is a bit off...?" Amy Rose suggested as she could feel her panties getting tighter suddenly.

"Yeah... like why the hell are we tied up to this rollercoaster?" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she noticed they were tied up together in seat belts.

"...oh Jesus crust, since when did we establish our base on a fucking roller coaster?" Nana commented as she noticed that they were all inside a coaster car.

The coaster car in question was on a steel coaster, with the car being at the high point of the ride, the Pink Peers realizing their predicament as they all screamed, with it being nighttime as a thunderstorm was approaching them from the west, thunder and lightning, the whole works. Who was responsible for this? Why, none other than the jealous Princess Daisy, farting as usual in her orange colored, brown stained tight jeans that covered up her farting big butt.

"Ha! That will show you to not have me part of your team!" Daisy boasted as she laughed evilly while she continuously farted in her pooped pants.

"I think this girl has issues." Uncle Grandpa whispered as he was sitting at a table with two 'special guests', sipping his soda.

Space Ghost nodded in agreement as he folded his arms together. "Yeah, I get jealously, but then there's going too far."

"I don't know. This is better than daytime television," Arceus chucked as he was somehow eating popcorn, enjoying the show all the while since he had a wicked sense of humor.

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Princess Peach Toadstool, Amy Rose, Nana, and Jigglypuff were doing something stupid as usual. They were trying to have a rap contest, y'know IN THE BATHROOM. But unfortunately for them, it got Master Hand angry, so they were grounded for the night.

"I never. Master Hand can be such a jerk. A JERK." Princess Peach pouted as she then pooted, pooping her pants as she was farting in tight jeans, picking up her clothes crapping habit from her equally shitty best gal pal, Princess Daisy, who was unleashing a shitstorm as well.

"No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!" Toadette exclaimed as she tried to get all the generic Toads out of her closet, with them running around and being generally annoying dipshits like they usually were.

"Keep your bastard brothers out of my hair!" Nana exclaimed as she held Captain Toad in her right hand, smashing him through the window with her wooden mallet as she noticed that the Toad ate through her vegetables in her room.

"Pink Peers, assemble!" Jigglypuff proclaimed as she raised her marker. "This is serious... the pink pie is missing!"

"Eep! That's no good!" Amy exclaimed as she placed her hands n her face. "We have to get it back... or else..."

"Everyone is everything evil...!" Ganondorf sang as he twirled down the hallway, before singing the Gangnam style theme, much to everyone's dismay besides Palutena, who was enjoying every second of this as she watched while farting alongside Pokemon's Farting Bianca and Tiny Kong.

"Really, Ganondork? Again?" Toon Link groaned as he felt more embarrassed by this than everyone else, pulling down his green hat in dismay as he didn't want to see it.

Since he was managing to disgust everyone, Ganondorf began to wear a pink tutu, which got the Pink Peers to critique him. Dry Bowser sighed, watching the mayhem as he was polishing some statues in the hallway.

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"Fore!" Dry Bowser exclaimed as he swung the golf club he was holding, with the golf ball going high into the sky as it landed right by the pole.

Silver The Hedgehog squinted as he was impressed with Dry Bowser's drive. "Damn, dude, that was a good swung! Can you show me how to do that?"

"Well certainly-" Dry Bowser stated, only for the Pink Peers to appear as he sighed in disappointment. "Oh great, it's the girls."

"Hey! We're good at golfing!" Peach exclaimed as she attempted to swing, only to accidentally chuck the golf club into the air, blushing. "Whoops."

"Well, uh, maybe not Peach, but we can handle golf!" Amy exclaimed, only for a bunch of golf balls to rain down on her. "Aiyie! I take it back!"

Dry Bowser and Silver looked at each other as they turned to the other girls, who were trying to get the golf clubs.

"I think the golf club goes this way..." Nana stated as she tried wielding the golf club, only to have it slip out of her hands and watch it roll down the grassy hills. "Oops!"

"Oh, now you've done it!" Toadette exclaimed as she attempted to chase after it, only to slip on some golf balls.

"Wait for me, gals!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she performed her roll attack, rolling around at the speed of sound after Toadette, ending up in the golf hole as she ended up getting a birdie, causing fireworks to light up in the background.

The sky transitioned from the day to the night as a huge crowd of people suddenly came by to celebrate Jigglypuff getting such an impressive score, with Dry Bowser and Silver looking at each other oddly as they shrugged and just headed to another golf course nearby.

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"We don't do anything anymore," Princess Peach stated as she was producing heart filled cupcakes for her fellow pink peers.

"Well, it's not like there's much excitement going on in today's 'modern advanced world'." Amy Rose sighed as she was waggling the Wiimotes due to wanting to have as much arm exercise as possible.

Toadette farted in her new pair of pink jeans as she blushed, her bassy gas expulsion being muffled by both the jeans themselves and the couch. "Well... we could get new clothes... I mean, these new jeans I got are as dirty as my diapers..." She farted again as she glanced back at her gas passing butt, her jeans now brown stained.

"Hey, pants pooping poots like that are healthy!" Nana exclaimed as she munched away on her vegetables. "And you know what would also be healthy? Eating these veggies!"

"Oh, it's always carrots and peas with you, Nana." Jigglypuff stated as she was playing Dance Dance Revolution on the pad, showing that she had moves despite being a cute small ball of puffy fluff. "Can't you think of anything more exciting?"

The other girls sighed in response as Jigglypuff eventually sighed in agreement, realizing that this was all for naught, the girls hanging out at Amy's vacation house in Seaside Hill.

Dry Bowser, who was practicing his tennis skills with Arceus just outside, glanced at the Pokemon God as they were overhearing the plight of the Pink Peers.

"Do you think we should go in and give them some non disgusting encouragement?" Dry Bowser suggested as he was moving quickly in spite of having so many bones within his heavy framed skeleton body.

Arceus, who used his godly powers to hit back the fuzzy tennis balls without using a tennis racket, shook his head. "No. It's their story, let them focus on their plight."

"Plight smite, look what I just stole from that puffball that makes donuts!" Sticks exclaimed, the badger girl having found several of Jigglypuff's accessories.

A scream of rage that certainly sounded like the voice of the aforementioned puffball Pokemon smelled worry in the face of Sticks, who made like a tree and got out of there as the Pink Peers busted through the wall and chased after the badger, with Jigglypuff taking the charge, full of rage to discover her stolen property.

"And that's why you stay in school," Uncle Grandpa stated as he was doing some weird rap for a bunch of Pokemon roaming around, with Arceus and Dry Bowser shrugging while resuming their tennis match.

"...what does that have to do with this dynamite that I just found?" Space Ghost stated as he casually held several pounds of dynamite in his hands, which then exploded as he went blasting off again, probably into another fanfic.

The Pink Peers watched Pokemon's Farting Bianca having a farting contest with Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans at the Peach Gardens, with Birdo doing a time trial run on the garden themed race course while Tiny Kong collected several blue bananas.

"I bet I can outdo these two with my farts!" Peach exclaimed as she let out a bassy fart so deep pitched, she made a brown stain on her pink dress.

"Ewww, Peach! Why can't you control yourself?" Amy snapped as she then accidentally wet herself due to her not controlling her bowels.

"Let's be real, none of us can manage to do that," Jigglypuff pointed out as she was drawing pictures of herself looking skinny on some papers.

"Uh huh. We need to be more conservative about it." Nana added as she was smacking a couple of frozen blocks with her wooden mallet to get some training done.

"Yeah, but we should have some passion about it too, like her!" Toadette exclaimed as she pointed at Tiny in front of them, the blue clothed monkey holding a bunch of blue bananas in her arms.

"My name might be tiny, but my ambition isn't!" Tiny exclaimed with a smirk as she gobbled up all the bananas, proceeding to simultaneously let out an equally deep pitched burp and fart as she then went back to collecting the pointless blue colored bananas.

Birdo sighed as she shook her head, adjusting her red bow as she was riding on her pink colored Dolphin Dasher bike. "Oh goodness... why do I still hang out with these girls..." She was not paying attention, bumping into the annoying Chain Chomps bouncing around the garden as a result.

The Pink Peers were doing some exercising in a gym while Silver The Hedgehog and Lady Palutena watched, the two eating pizzas as Palutena farted occasionally, with them sitting on the side.

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The Pink Peers were watching the inauguration of President Donald Trump, with them watching from a pink air balloon that all the girls filled up with their farts as they were high above the White House.

"Damn it, I can't see him!" Peach exclaimed as she was holding binoculars. "These fucking things are too blurry!"

"Well maybe if you didn't pull them right out of your ass," Nana calmly explained as she was freezing up some of her vegetables with her snowy powers. "I mean, it isn't that hard to clean those."

"Yes, but I don't care about that!" Amy pouted as she dusted off her red dress. "I wanna see President Trump up front!"

"So do we, but you have to be patient!" Jigglypuff stated as she puffed herself up to get warmer from the cold rain pouring down on Washington D.C. "A moment like this comes once in a lifetime!"

"You know, most of us can float. Why don't we get there ourselves?" Toadette stated as she began spinning her pink pigtails. "I mean, how hard is it for us to carry Amy and Nana?"

Peach and Jigglypuff shrugged as they began floating in the air with Toadette, carrying Amy and Nana as their balloon went crashing down into a nearby river due to none of the Pink Peers being in it. Donald Trump watched in disbelief as the Pink Peers were suddenly blown away by a strong gust of wind, squinting his eyes in disbelief.

"...and we'll give it back to you, the people," Donald Trump resumed, as he was Baneposting away like the big guy he was (for you).

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Peach, Amy, Jigglypuff, Nana, and Toadette all sat in a toy carriage as they were going through the Ribbon Road, with them being pulled by a couple of Mini Toad toys who were charged to do nothing but pull carriages all day. The Pink Peers have conveniently done plenty of great feats of goodness off screen, because no one wants to read about a team of super heroines actually doing their job.

"You're preaching to the choir," Dry Bowser said as he was placing up new banners around the toy themed race track to make it visually pop out more than it already did.

"Man! It feels good to do actual good things!" Peach stated cheerfully as she twirled around with her pink umbrella, giggling as she blew out pink hearts to the Mini Toads, who fell down from blushing too much somehow.

Toadette nodded in agreement as she chucked confetti everywhere. "Yeah! Normally we would just do random things, but actually being heroines and doing heroic things just feels so right!"

"Oh you said it!" Amy exclaimed as she was placing miniature versions of her Piko Piko Hammer next to the giant boxes of toys, with them being a different shade of red and yellow from her actual hammer. "It feels good to be... well, good!"

Nana sprinkled some snow around the race course to give it a cooler feel. "Definitely! We should do our actual duty more often!"

"You're telling me! But during the stone age..." Jigglpuff said as she was inflating some colorful balloons to help populate the 'sky' above the track.

Suddenly it began raining donuts, with the Pink Peers cheering as they grabbed the pink colored strawberry flavored ones. But it turns out that the donuts tasted like dollar bills, which in turn made them all cry as they were robbed of that sweet strawberry flavoring.