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You're Not Very Good At This by deirdre_writingquietly
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
02 Feb 2022
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They were perfectly good at being a vampire; no, scratch that, they were great at it. You never even saw them - there was just a pain in your neck and everything went black. They were a vampire and they were fucking amazing at it.
But certain people (cough, cough, Rex Roofer, who was all ‘traditional’ and thought far too highly of himself) seemed to think they lacked certain… vampirical qualities.
Such as, seducing their prey.
Which was very stupid. Incredibly stupid. Who even needed to do that? The whole point of being a vampire was to drink blood, kill a bunch of people, and turn a few. They weren’t there to fulfill some human’s twisted fantasy.
But Alex had been drunk and Rex was being annoying. So here they were, on a bet, attempting to seduce Mx. Vampire Slayer themselves. Morgan. They were pretty impressive, as vampire hunters go; they’d actually managed to live past eighteen. They wouldn’t be living much longer, unfortunately.
It was a bit of a shame. They were very attrac-
Never mind.Series
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