Hostage Negotiations
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Pretty Neat, Huh? by deirdre_writingquietly
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
16 Aug 2022
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“Right. Obviously you’re in the mafia - I should know, right? I did kidnap you, after all. Still! Mafia. Pretty cool. Me too. I mean, I’m also, you know. Mafia. That whole shtick. It’s… pretty neat, huh?” Alex’s captor made finger guns, then promptly regretted that decision (and possibly their entire life) and opted to intently stare at their nails instead.
“Yeah. Pretty neat,” Alex said, in a way that was supposed to come out as sarcastic and suave but sounded a tiny bit more lovestruck than they intended.
“Anyway, I’m Morgan! It’s really nice to meet you.”
“Morgan, huh?” It came about a bit more collected than before, despite how idiotic and stupid and incredible that “nice to meet you” comment was, and how completely genuine it sounded.
“Yeah! And you’re, like, Alex. I guess. You’re the, um, thingy for that rival family.”
“The thingy.” Alex could barely choke out the words.
“The leader! Sorry. It’s just… talking. You know. Anyway.”
And with that, Alex was completely, utterly, in love.Series
- Part 1 of Hostage Negotiations
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Try Something New by deirdre_writingquietly
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
17 Jan 2022
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“I’m sorry, you hired who?”
“I couldn’t exactly say no, could I?”Series
- Part 2 of Hostage Negotiations
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Go To Sleep by deirdre_writingquietly
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
19 Jan 2022
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“You could die from sleep deprivation, you know.”
“And you could die from not minding your own fucking business.”
Well, Morgan was in a bad mood today. They were drawing intently, producing some of the most incredible artwork Alex had ever seen, but they also were yawning every other second, half-nodding off every time their pencil paused, and snapped at Alex every time the question of sleep came up.
“Why don’t you take today off? We’re almost done with this chapter and we’re really far ahead of the expectation! You can take a break.”
“I-” Morgan slumped over, face first, into their desk. Alex sprinted toward them, heart racing, only for Morgan to drowsily raise their head, rubbing a newly formed bruise on their forehead. “Ouch.”
“Seriously. You need a break.”Series
- Part 3 of Hostage Negotiations
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Let's Not Fight Anymore by deirdre_writingquietly
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
12 Feb 2022
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They're fighting. Again. So Morgan does something stupid and Alex has to face the consequences.
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- Part 4 of Hostage Negotiations
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You're Not Very Good At This by deirdre_writingquietly
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
02 Feb 2022
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They were perfectly good at being a vampire; no, scratch that, they were great at it. You never even saw them - there was just a pain in your neck and everything went black. They were a vampire and they were fucking amazing at it.
But certain people (cough, cough, Rex Roofer, who was all ‘traditional’ and thought far too highly of himself) seemed to think they lacked certain… vampirical qualities.
Such as, seducing their prey.
Which was very stupid. Incredibly stupid. Who even needed to do that? The whole point of being a vampire was to drink blood, kill a bunch of people, and turn a few. They weren’t there to fulfill some human’s twisted fantasy.
But Alex had been drunk and Rex was being annoying. So here they were, on a bet, attempting to seduce Mx. Vampire Slayer themselves. Morgan. They were pretty impressive, as vampire hunters go; they’d actually managed to live past eighteen. They wouldn’t be living much longer, unfortunately.
It was a bit of a shame. They were very attrac-
Never mind.Series
- Part 5 of Hostage Negotiations
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Platonic In Every Sense of the Word (except the actual definition) by deirdre_writingquietly
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
10 Feb 2022
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Four times Alex saved Morgan, and one time Morgan almost killed Alex
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- Part 6 of Hostage Negotiations
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Morgan the Corrupted by deirdre_writingquietly
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
15 Feb 2022
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Alex is chosen by the gods themselves as the adversary the Morgan, the (rather odd) hero of the people. Morgan should mean nothing to Alex; their only plan is to erase Morgan from the face of this strange world.
And yet, life does not always go as planned.Series
- Part 7 of Hostage Negotiations
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The Enigma by deirdre_writingquietly
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
31 May 2022
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For the past six months, Alex - a powerless funeral home receptionist surrounded by superpowered heroes and villains - has found themselves fascinated by a series of overly complicated, detailed heists and robberies that they have begun to call The Enigma. In order to solve the puzzle, Alex is determined to find out who is behind it, and kill them brutally.
aka A role reversal au where Alex has no powers and Morgan's power is anything convenient to the plot.Series
- Part 8 of Hostage Negotiations
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A Challenger by deirdre_writingquietly
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
30 Jun 2022
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Alex, prestigious and world-renowned for their powerful Pokémon, and Morgan, having a single Pokémon which remains at level one, face off.
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- Part 9 of Hostage Negotiations