Archive of Our Own ^beta

Chapter Text

Dream - Blob

GeorgeNotFound - 404

Sapnap - Fire

Awesamdude - Creeper Dad

Ponk - Ponky🍋

BadBoyHalo - Bad

TommyInnit - Sun

Tubbo - Deer Boy

Fundy - fox

Punz - $$$

Purpled - Moon

Wilbur Soot - Lore

Skeppy - Diamond man

Eret - Royal 👑

Jack Manifold - Pronouns

Niki - Nema ❤️

Minx - Momma <3

Quackity - Duck Duck

Karl Jacobs - Time Time

Technoblade - Aegeus

Philza - Dadza

Puffy - Queer Parent

Drista - Queer Fawn

Ranboo - Memory Man 

Foolish - God

Hannah - Rose Rose

Slime - Goo

Crumb - Pure Wife/p

(more will be added)

Chapter Text

[system: Tommyinnit has added; Tubbo, Ranboo, Techno, Drista, Purpled and 3 others to the chat ]

[system: Tommyinnit has changed the group chat name to; The Mentally Unstables + Drista ]

Techno: …you do realise everyone else on the SMP is probably also mentally unstable too

Tommy: Hush! They don't need to know

Ranboo: I'm mentally unstable?

Tubbo: u have dissociative amnesia (Thxs auto correct :D)

Ranboo: oh…okay!

Drista: As of Alpha Male, give name, pronouns and why you are unstable.

Tommyinnit: Tommy! He/him/they/Sun, I have PTSD and an Anxiety Disorder, and i mave minor vocal tics

Tubbo: Tubbo! He/Him/Bee/Deer, trauma, same things as Toms, not the tics, and I also have dyslexia and ADHD :D

Drista: I know Tubs…you're my brother, plus Dream and Mama Puffy have it

Tubbo: :D 

Ranboo: uh, Ranboo, He/Him/Ey/Em/Eir/End, I have um...Tubbo what do I have?

Tubbo: Ranboo has dissociative amnesia, short-term memory loss and voices!

Ranboo: Thanks Bee <3/p

Tubbo: you're welcome boo! /p

Fundy: Keep the flirting in the private chats!/lh

Drista: 😃🔪

Tubbo: Drista…please…

Drista: fine.

Purpled: Uh, Purpled, he/she/star/moon/nebula. I have abandonment issues, I have minor trauma and I'm an age regressor…

Ranboo: how do you use nebula, star and moon pronouns?

Tommyinnit: nebula/neb/nebby/nebula’s/nebulaself, moon/moon/moon’s/moonself and star/star/star’s/starself

Purpled: thanks, Toms…

Tommyinnit: <3/p

Purpled: <3/p

Techno: That's my son…

Fundy: Purpled! Don’t flirt with my cousin!/srs

Tubbo: …

Drista: Tubbo’s now staring at bee’s comm 

Tommyinnit: uhm…Sam..please explain everything..

Purpled: Oh, hi dad.

AweSamDude: Sure, hello my starshine, also let me just…

[system: AweSamDude changed their name to: Creeper Dad ]

Creeper Dad: You see, Purpled and Tommy recently got platonically married and…I don't think there’s anything else to say…

Ponk: We have another son!

Purpled: Baba…

Tubbo: I have nukes, don't hurt sun’s heart.

Techno: as the Father of Tommy, I’m supposed to “give the talk” to ya, but I trust you, break his heart, i'll help tubbo 

Fundy: Same, may not show it, i care for Tommy

Drista: BACK TO INTROS PLS! Also, @Purpled, I'll be contacting you later :)

Purpled: …

[system: Purpled is offline ]

Ponk: Our son T^T

Creeper Dad: uh…Im Sam, he/him/explode/Ae, I don't really have a mental issue, but i am colorblind

Ranboo: how to use Explode and Ae pronouns? Need to put it in my book

Creeper Dad: explode/explosion/explosions/explosions/explosionself and ae/aem/aer/aers/aerself

Ranboo: Thank you!

Ponk: I’m Ponk! And I’m non-binary so Them/They! Also, I have Tourette’s! So I’m not mentally ill! I have a neurological disorder!

Drista: Okay, that’s kinda cool! Tourette’s seems like it’s cool but I do know it can be a struggle 

Ponk: Unfortunately, but that’s how I live, TwT

Fundy: Uh, Fundy, he/him/fox, im FTM, abandonment issues and i too am an age regressor.

Fundy: Also for Ranboo, fox/fox/foxs/foxs/foxself

Ranboo: :D

Tommyinnit: Techno goes by He/She/They/Mo, masc language and terms are preferred for them and he has ADHD and Chromesthesia, but he also suffers from voices, or also known as ‘Chat’

Techno: Yeah, Wilbur also has Chromesthesia

Techno: Also, you use mo pronouns like

Techno: mo/mo/mo’s/moself 

Ranboo: Thanks 

Tubbo: 0:

Tubbo: Does Tommy have that!!?

Tommyinnit: no, i have Grapheme–colour synesthesia

Tubbo: 0: COOL!

Tubbo: Wat is dat?

Tommyinnit: Grapheme–colour synesthesia is when letters and numbers have colours, like A is Blue for me

Tubbo: Cool!

Ranboo: very cool, I’ll add it to your page in my book

Drista: Pog!

Creeper Dad: Well I’m going offline as well as Ponk, good night!

[system: Creeper Dad and Ponk are offline ]

Techno: Okay, everyone sleep now.

Techno: You too Tommy, you need sleep

Tommyinnit: But dadddd! I’m not sleepy!

Techno: I swear… Theseus Tommy Danger Blade-innit. Bed now.

Tommyinnit: Oop- bye everyone!

[system: Tommyinnit is offline ]

Techno: Why did I choose to have a kid…

Drista: Wait… I just back read and…Techno is Tommy’s dad?

[system: Techno is offline ]

Ranboo: Techno is Tommy’s Dad?

Drista: I JUST ASKED THAT!

Tubbo: Drista…we need to put our comms away before Papa Puffy takes them

Drista: T-T 

Drista: But real quick, I use She/Them/fawn. I have 

Drista: fawn/fawn/fawns/fawnself

[system: Tubbo and Drista are offline]

Fundy: I’m also going offline, bye ✌️ 

[system: Fundy is offline ]

Ranboo: …Techno is Tommy’s Dad?

[system: Ranboo is offline ]

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The Mentally Unstables + Drista

6:32am

[system: Drista changed their name to: Queer Fawn ]

[system: Drista changed Tubbo’s name to: Deer Boy ]

[system: Drista changed Tommyinnit’s name to: Sun ]

[system: Drista changed Ranboo’s name to: Memory Man ]

[system: Drista changed Purpled’s name to: Moon ]

Deer Boy: 0: Tauks sis!

Sun: Dat fuck!?

Deer Boy: Gud moruiug!

[system: Sun changed Techno’s name to: DadBlade ]

DadBlade: Theseus, its 6am, go back to sleep before i take your comm away, you have therapy at 10am

[system: Sun is offline ]

[system: Dadblade changed their name to: Aegeus ]

[system: Aegeus is offline ]

Queer Fawn: lol

Deer Boy: hi sis!

Queer Fawn: Hello brother

Deer Boy: ꓷ:

Queer Fawn: Ԑ:

11:24am

Queer Fawn: I’m sorry Tommy

Sun: Huh?

[system: Queer Fawn added Dream, Foolish, Captain Puffy, and 7 others ]

Queer Fawn: they asked

Dream: :)

Sun: Oh Hell No! @Moon I’m coming over

[system: Sun is offline ]

Moon: I’ll let my dads know

Punz: Oh, your husband is coming over okay!

George: Wat is this? And I’m not mentally unstable 

Sapnap: :o Group Chats! 

Foolish: Thank you sis!

Dream: Thxs Dris

Captain Puffy: Thank you 🤗 

Wilbur: GROUP CHAT!

Quackity: Hello 🦆 

Bad: hi!

Skeppy: Bad!

Bad: Geppy!

Philza: so this is what Techno was talking about 

Moon: Dad! Why did you tell Phil!? -Tommy

Aegeus: Because he asked why I was tired this morning 

Moon: Sun is pouting now

Wilbur: @Moon , WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MY TOMMY!?

Moon: his platonic husband

Wilbur: I DIDNT AGREE TO THIS!

Moon: But Techno did…

Wilbur: Techno! How could you!? The beTRAYAL!

Aegeus: Well, Tommy is MY son so i did give Purpled my blessing, after finding out they were already married.

Queer Fawn: Introductions new comers! It's COMPULSORY or you get kicked.

Dream: Dream! I have ADHD, I'm dating George and Sapnap!

Queer Fawn: PRONOUNS!

Deer Boy: YAEH! PORNONES!

Dream: when your younger siblings attack you 🤚😔/nm/lh

Dream: i use He/she/blob/trance

Memory Man: how to use blob and trance pronouns?

Dream: trance/trances/tranself 

Dream:Blob/blobs/blobself

Memory Man: Thanks! Gonna add it to your page in my book…@Deer Boy…where?

Deer Boy: Riht dwer in da lfet wnig in yor stdy!

Memory Man: Thanks <3/p

Deer Boy: Ԑ>/p

Punz: uh, Punz, i have no mental disorder, i use He/Him/lux/luxes/luxself

George: Narcolepsy, fae/fae/faes/faes/faeself/them/they

Sapnap: any fire themed pronouns will do (plus, i can't think of any)

Captain Puffy: I too have ADHD, i'm also colourblind

Captain Puffy: as for pronouns, i use, vi/vis/viself, sheep/sheeps/sheepself and baa/baas/baaself

Foolish: i use re/rei/res/reiself :D

Foolish: i also have no disorders

Quackity: i have mild autism, and Quack/🦆/he/him, masc terminology, im ftm btw 

Quackity: For Ranboo, Quack/quacks/quackself and 🦆/🦆s/🦆self

Memory Man: Thank you!

Bad: O: love the emoji pronoun

Bad: mine are, Halo/Red/he/she/they

Bad: to use, halo/halo’s/haloself and Red/red’s/redself

Skeppy: Just he/him for now, i am exploring

Moon: you were close there diamond man -Tommy

Skeppy: Tommy. You're a genius!

Skeppy: He/him/dia/diam/diams/diamself/diamonself

Moon: Sun is happy now

Philza: cro/crow/crows/crownself/voi/void/voidself/he are mine

Queer Fawn: VALID! THE QUEER ARMY IS GROWING

Aegeus: well, i'm going off, because i need to pick up my son and i'm done lurking

[system: Aegeus is offline ]

Dream: …Techno has a son?

Queer Fawn: back read

Dream: Tommy is Techno’s son!?

Philza: Yes, sol is Techno’s biological son

Foolish: wait, so Tommy uses a sun set and Purpled uses a moon set for pronouns?

Punz: wait…

Moon: Waiting 

Queen Fawn: 0:

Deer Boy: o:

Foolish: THEIR NICKNAMES AND PRONOUN SETS ARE OPPOSITES!!!

Moon: They are

Memory Man: That's cool 😎

Philza: Well Techno is home with a half asleep Tommy

Moon: Make sure sun sleeps 

Philza: will do

[system: Philza is offline ]

Captain Puffy: Well, I’m off to see Niki

Dream: CAN YOU GET ME SOMETHING FROM HER BAKERY!?

Queer Fawn: APPLE PIE PLEASE!

Deer Boy: HONEY PIE PLEASE!

Captain Puffy: Okay

Dream: YAY! 

Sapnap: Dream! Hug pile, George is waiting!

[system: Captain Puffy, Dream, Sapnap and George are offline ]

Queer Fawn: Clay’s Gay

Deer Boy: Aernt u gya too?

Queer Fawn: yes and no, I’m Pan-romantic and Asexual U<U

Moon: Pop off? 

[system: Creeper Dad is online ]

Creeper Dad: Pop off.

[system: Creeper Dad is offline ]

Moon: why is dad like this…?

Punz: Because aem just is

Moon: okay then…

(Some fluffy stuff, with some Dadnoblade)

Techno was reading when there was a knock on the door, 

“Come in,” mo sighed and closed their book, soon Philza entered with two glasses of water. When crow saw the sight of void’s grandson asleep on void’s youngest son’s chest,

“Aww,” Phil said and he placed the glasses of water on Techno’s desk.

“Not you too, Chat’s already making fun of me,” Techno groaned,

“Well, you chose to have a kid,” Phil stated,

“Yeah,” they sighed and mo looked down at mo’s son who was asleep. She smiled and stroked sun’s hair. Phil smiled and left mo’s room

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Tubbo and Dream waited outside the beauty parlour for their sister and mom to come out,

"How much longer?" Tubbo asked, as bee was getting impatient,

"I don't know," Dream replied to blob's brother. As for their mom and sister, well Drista was holding fawn's mother's hand,

"It's okay honey, it's nearly over," Puffy said trying to calm down as vi's daughter had tears in the corner of their eyes.

"It hurts mama..."

Soon, Puffy and Drista came out, Dream and Tubbo saw their little sister in tears they rushed over to her,

"I don't want to get waxed ever again..." Drista cried and went to hug Tubbo. Dream gave trance's mom a glare,

"I'll teach them how to shave," Puffy said and the family went home.

(Self projection from when I'm writing this -5/2/2022)

[system: Sun has changed the group chat name to; Mentally Unstable and Queer]

Sun: Much more fitting 

Deer Boy: 0: i lke it bossisman :D

Memory Man: very nice

Queer Fawn: i got waxed…

Deer Boy: Dris cred no wya hme

Sun: o:< STAB TIME! /hj

Punz: Maybe later Toms, we have a little who is crying wanting you…

Sun: MY HUSBAND/P NEEDS ME!

[system: Sun is offline ]

__________

Tommy had made it to Sam’s house and sun knocked the door down,

“WHERE IS HE!?” sun yelled alarming both Sam and Ponk, 

“TO- TOMS” yelled a familiar voice, Tommy looked around and sun's eyes fell on Purpled, who was in moon’s favourite onesie. 

“Hey there king,” Tommy said in a soft voice, sun walked over to Purpled slowly trying not to scare the little. Purpled ended up running into Tommy at a unhuman-like speed causing tommy to fall over when they collided,

“Big bear!” nebular shouted at the top of their lungs, happy to see moon’s favourite caregiver.

“They are all yours,” Sam said smiling at the two,

“Damn right moon’s mine, he married me.” Tommy said in a defensive but cocky tone, Purpled’s eyes lit up,

“I wanna marry toms when I’s big again!” moon squealed,

“But boss man-” Tommy tried to say but sun got cut off by moon yelling,

“No but! I marry toms when i bigs!!!” Tommy sighed.

“Okay, we get married when you are big,” Tommy gave in and that response made purpled so happy that moon ran around the house.

Mentally Unstable and Queer

8:00pm

Creeper Dad: [goldenHusbandssleep.png: Purpled and Tommy sleeping in the lounge hugging (platonically)]

Creeper Dad: MY HEArt!

Ponk: Sam is dying from a cuteness overload

[system: Queer Fawn changed Ponk’s name to: Ponky 🍋 ]

Ponky 🍋: owo

Ponky 🍋: I LOVE IT!

Fundy: Wait, maybe Purpled and I could have a little play date

Creeper Dad: right, your a little too 

Fundy: I LIKE THE IDEA - Eret

Fundy: they took my comm…

Foolish: HI FOX!

Fundy: …

[system: Fundy is offline ]

Foolish: 〒▽〒

Wilbur: Why is my son blushing and wagging his tail?

Queer Fawn: back read

Wilbur: ahh, i approve

[system: Aegeus is online ]

Aegeus: BRUH!

Aegeus: yet you don’t approve MY son platonically marrying someone

Wilbur: Purpled stole my Tommy away from us!/nm/hsrs

Ponky 🍋: (ノ´Д`)ノ /nsrs

Ponky 🍋: I FIGHT FOR MY BABY!/srs

[system: Aegeus is offline ]

Creeper Dad: As one of the fathers, kids go to sleep or calm down.

[system: Creeper Dad is offline ]

__________

Sun: [PurpledFlustered.mp4: Tommy complemented purpled’s new outfit and he’s now flustered]

Sun: isnt he just…ahhhhhhhhhh/p

Deer Boy: Tommy is smpin agin

Memory Man: I like the new outfit

Sun: Same! I gave him one of my old shirts and jackets, Ponk styled moon and they just look…

Sun: ujhcgvgvyhmntgvbydfgwaejubsd

Deer Boy: Fit chck! Fjt chck!

Sun: [PurpledPosinginFit.png: Purpled posing wearing a black top with a leather jacket]

Memory Man: he looks nice

Deer Boy: Moon is pretty!!!/p

Sun: Moon said thank you

Sun: oh, i need to go Dad’s here

[system: Sun is offline ]

Deer Boy: 0:

Deer Boy: Boo! Us, Purpled and Toms should have a platonic picnic date!!!

Memory Man: i like the idea

Deer Boy: ꓷ:

Memory Man: <3/p

Deer Boy: <3/p

__________

[system: Dream changed their name to: Blob ]

Blob: That’s better! Its more on brand!

Queer Fawn: agreeded

Blob: i’m off to visit me partners <3

[system: Blob is offline]

Quackity: oh no…

Queer Fawn: ???

Quackity: @Queer Fawn Privet MSG me. Now.

Queer Fawn: Okay??

[system: Quackity and Queer Fawn are offline]

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[Quackity> Drista]

Drista: Why did you want to private message me?

Quackity: It's about your brother's partners

Drista: What do you mean by that?

Quackity: I mean they’re don't care about Dream

Drista: What are you on about!?

Quackity: they want to break up with blob.

Quackity: to be with me…

Drista: what?

Quackity: they asked me a few days ago

Drista: cant all four of you be together?

Quackity: George and Sapnap have falling out of love with Dream

Drista: oh…

Quackity: let’s hope nothing bad happens

Drista: yeah, lets hope

__________

Dream walked up to the house where blobs partners were, he was about to knock when he heard a convocation he didn’t want to hear,

“George, i don't know how much longer i can keep pretending,” Subpoena said to george,

“...just a little longer, we can break up with him soon,” George said quietly. Sapnap sighed and nodded, flame couldn't say no to flame’s boyfriend. Dream had tears running down trance’s face, he felt mad, sad and a lot of emotions that he couldn't control. Soon he just yelled in front to the door knowing his ex partners would hear him,

“FINE THEN! WE CAN BREAK UP RIGHT NOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE I GAVE YOU TWO EVERYTHING AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME!” Then Dream walked away, leaving his ex partners and friends in shock that he did that.

Dream was now at home crying his eyes out, Drista was comforting him, Puffy and Tubbo went to get him ‘happy food’ and quackity stood in the room trying 🦆’s best to think of a comforting sentence.

“I-it will be o-okay…” quack managed to stutter out, and he went silent again.

“Haha, thanks Alex, it's okay though, i know you have a hard time showing your emotions,” Dream said and Quackity gave blob a nod and sat down near blob. Soon quack’s comm starts ringing,

“Hello?” quack answers,

“Where are you?” a feminie voice asked,

“Oh, I'm at Dream’s place, why?” quack answered the question,

“Well, brother is back from…you, another time travel,” the same feminie voice explained,

“Oh, Karl’s back, that’s nice, time can come here if ti would like, thanks for telling me Hannah” Quackity said,

“No worries, i'll tell Karl where you are and give tim your cords just in case, bye brother,” hannah said before hanging up. Quackity put quack’s comm away and just sat there as emotional support.

“We have your favourite pizza!” Tubbo yelled as he and Puffy entered,

“We also brought your friend in who was just standing outside,” Puffy said, Dream whipped trance’s eyes and gave her mom a confused look, soon his look changed from confused to happy when he saw Karl. Quackity saw 🦆’s half brother and smiled,

“”H-hi Karl,” 🦆 said and Karl just waved and beelined ti’s way to Dream and time was quick to sit on blob’s lap, that was time’s favourite place to sit, ti found trance’s lap comfortable. Time was also oblivious to the blush on blob’s face, but Dream’s siblings saw it and decided to leave the room, Drista told Quackity to come with them and quack did.

After a while Karl changed ti’s position and was now sitting on Dream’s lap in a way that time had access to blob’s neck, time nuzzled into Blob’s neck and stayed there, and blob was just a blushing mess.

Quackity saw this and took a photo and texted his half-sister

__________

[Quackity> Hannah]

Duck Duck: [KarlnuzzelingDreamsneck.png: Karl with tim’s face in dream’s neck]

Duck Duck: Please explain…i dont get it

Rose Rose: Aww, i think time is showing Dream some sort of comfort

Rose Rose: its cute

Duck Duck: okay, thank you, ill text you when Karl and I are on the way home

Rose Rose: okay <3 /p/fam

Duck Duck: <3/p/fam

__________

"Quackity, would you like some pizza?" Puffy asked, Quackity looked up from quack's comm and it took quack a bit to respond, quack nodded,

"If there's any toppings please remove…" Quackity requested,

"Okay, will do," Puffy said with a smile, Quackity gave vis a smile.

"Also, you can give my toppings to Karl, time likes toppings on ti's pizza" Quack said and Puffy nodded.

__________

Mentally Unstable and Queer

Deer Boy: fjruwogjakgqkfjfvs

Memory Man: You okay Tubbo?

Sun: Tubs?

Moon: You good there?

Deer Boy: their to cute-

Queer Fawn: we were eating dinner and we saw Dream feed Karl some food, and time took the food and ti had a black face while eating and Tubbo found it cute

Memory Man: Oh I see

Sun: just glad it's a cuteness overload

Moon: agreed, glad Tubbo isn't hurt

[system: Blob add Karl Jacobs ]

Blob: …

Queer Fawn: Simp

Blob: time asked to be added

Quackity: May I add my sister?

Queer Fawn: :0 HANNAH! YES! ADD THEM! DO IT NOW!!!!

Blob: Fawn adores Hannah

[system: Quackity add Hannah rose ]

[system: Quackity changed Hannah rose’s name to: Rose Rose ]

[system: Quackity changed Karl Jacob’s name to:Time Time ]

[system: Rose Rose changed Quackity’s name to: Duck Duck ]

Queer Fawn: THAT’S ADORABLE!!!!!

Rose Rose: Haha, Karl has our names as these in your sibling group chat, and Quackity and I stuck with it

Queer Fawn: Pronouns! And mental disorders if any

Rose Rose: Hannah, I have no mental disorder and pronouns are, She/her/rose/bud

Rose Rose: Rose/rose’s/roseself

Rose Rose: Bud/Bud’s/Budself

Memory Man: Thank you!

Time Time: Time/Ti/Tim/Timeself -Dream

Blob: Karl’s asleep…

George: Dream…

Blob: no.

[system: Blob and Time are offline ]

Duck Duck: George, you and Sapnap messed up.

Duck Duck: Hannah, Karl will be staying at Dream’s place

Rose Rose: Okay! <3

Duck Duck: ???

Rose Rose: haha right, <3/fam

Duck Duck: <3/fam

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Half-Family 

Duck Duck: We’re on the way home Hannah

Rose Rose: Okay! I’ll prepare some snacks, mom and dad are home too

Duck Duck: okay

Time Time: glazed fruits?

Rose Rose: okay, I’ll make some glazed fruits

Duck Duck: I’ll have some too, please 

Rose Rose: of course

Time Time: Quackity’s hand is warm

Rose Rose: haha, I bet, you love your physical affection don’t you Karl

Time Time: mmhm…but Dream’s hand is nicer to hold…sorry Quackity 

Duck Duck: it’s fine

Rose Rose: see you guys soon 

Duck Duck: okay, see you soon sis

__________

Karl kept a hold of his brother’s hand as they walked back home,

“Did you sleep in their guest room?” quackity asked and shock ti’s head no,

“With Dream?” quack asked and got a nod from his brother,

“Alright, was his bed comfy?” he said and Karl looked to quackity and took out tim’s comm and wrote on a note page app,

“I slept on blob’s chest.”

“Okay,” Quackity said and the two continued on their walk home.

“Do you remember anyone?” quackity asked,

“...” no response.

Karl was a selective mute, and it was from all the things he had seen during his time travels, what the ‘in between’ had told him, and everything else that had to do with his time travel had made him mute, and being mute didn't help time with showing time’s emotions, time had always had trouble processing and showing emotions, but he thankfully got lessons to help, just like quackity. The brothers had got home and were greeted by Hannah who had escorted them inside.

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Mentally Unstable and Queer

Time Time: is this the gc Dream’s in?

Blob: it is, im Dream

Time Time: okay.

Rose Rose: Time’s happy, ti’s eyes are glowing

Blob: -///-

Sapnap: 🙄

Queer Fawn: I will kick you.

Sapnap: you can’t?

Sun: I gave her admin privileges 

Queer Fawn: 😃🔪

Sapnap: 😰

Deer Boy: NUKE HIM! /hj/gen

[system: Sapnap is offline ]

Blob: Thanks guys

Foolish: he left before I could say my part 🥺😭

Blob: Go ahead 

Foolish: Yay!

Foolish: ILL SUMMON LIGHTING ON YOU!/gen

[system: Time Time is offline ]

Rose Rose: @Blob Karl’s on ti’s way, Quackity is dropping time off

Blob: o-oh, okay

George: Dream…private messages? Please?

[system: Puffy added Minx ]

Puffy: go on

Minx: Grrr! Bark Bark! Grrr! 

Puffy: Good girl!

Minx: 😍

[system: George is offline ]

[system: Minx left the chat ]

Blob: aww, mama minx should of stayed

Puffy: don’t worry, she’s visiting next weekend with Niki

Deer Boy: Ya! Excetid!

Queer Fawn: Hell yeah! Queer energy instancify!

Blob: Karl is herskdirndhsk

Blob: sorry, Karl just threw the comm out of my hand and is now on my lap

Rose Rose: ti’s like a cat, wants all your attention 

Blob: ahah, I know

[system: Blob is offline ]

Puffy: I’ll send photos, like I did with my two wives

Queer Fawn: I’ll add!

[system: Queer Fawn added Minx and Niki]

Queer Fawn: Mama! Nema!

Minx: Hello kiddo

Niki: Hii my dear

Foolish: :o NEMA! MAMA!

Deer Boy: Mama! Nmae!

Minx: hello my boys

Niki: My boys! Hello~ 

Puffy: I love my gfs!

Queer Fawn: INTROS!

Minx: Minx, she/her/demon

Minx: De/dem/demonself 

Niki: Love/she/them

Niki: lo/lov/love/loves/loveself

Memory Man: Thank you…I’m going to need a new book…

Deer Boy: MY FAMLIY IS QUER! DAEL WIHT IT! (Nto agresive)

Puffy: Yup, we are, and everyone is biologically related too

Memory Man: I- how?

Creeper Dad: I would also like to know

Minx: Dream and Drista are my biological kids, I’m a Fawn, and Puffy is a sheep, so Dream got Puffy’s features and Drista got mine

Niki: Tubbo is a mix of my egg and Minx’s

Puffy: Foolish is mainly my kid, and he’s a totem and god because I gifted by a totem God

Memory Man: …I still don’t get it…

Creeper Dad: But Foolish is OLD! 

Puffy: …

Minx: …Puffy is immortal 

Niki: So is Dream sooo….

Creeper Dad: WILBUR! REWRITE THIS LORE!

Wilbur: No.

[system: Wilbur changed their name to: Lore ]

[system: Lore is offline ]

Creeper Dad: Author, Why?

Puffy: DONT BREAK THE 4TH WALL!

Deer Boy: 4th wal?

Niki: I’ll explain later

Deer Boy: k Nmae!

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It was valentines day. The day of love, Minx and Niki were in the kitchen making breakfast for their wife, Dream was out getting Karl a last minute gift and everyone else on the server were also celebrating with lovers or platonic partners. But not everyone’s Valentine's day is full of love. George and Sapnap were fighting because George figured out that they never really lost feelings for Dream, and fae told Sapnap and flame wasn't happy and the two started to fight. It's safe to say it didn't end well, both broke up to have a ‘break’.

 [Karl>Dream]

Karl: you nearly here?

Dream: i am! Just a few blocks

Karl: okay

Karl: [Karlinstawberrytop.png]

Dream: i-

Karl: like it? Eret made me a shirt thats like her dress

Karl: then Hannah styled me

Dream: 😳👌👌

Dream: i like it

Karl: i'm glad, i like it, it's made from a nice material

Dream: I'm glad, im outside now

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[Dream>DreamXD]

Baby God: ti’sjustsoprettyandtimemakesmesuperhappyevenifti’smutetimmakesmyheartbeatfasterthanithasbeforeandtimemakesmejust-

Baby God: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Big God: …why are we related again

Baby God: i dont know, ask Mama Puffy

Big God; now, please decipher your text

Baby God: Right-

Baby God: ti’s just so pretty and time makes me super happy even if ti’s mute tim makes my heart beat faster than it has before and time makes me just-

Big God: So you like this KArl now?

Baby God: yes, i broke up with George and Sapnap

Baby God: a while ago

Big God: I guess the suit for the wedding goes back into the closet, uh/j?

Big God: I was joking so it's /j right?

Baby God: and you're supposed to know everything, but yes that's right

Big God: okay, back to your date, i have to go work

Baby God: Okay :)

Big God: XD (not laughing)

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Mentally Unstable and Queer

Lore: this chat needs more people

[system: Wilbur added Eret and Jack ]

Eret: I AM HERE! ALL PRONOUNS AND IM THE BI ROYAL

Fundy: Dad…Why!?

Lore: More people

Jack: …

[system: Jack is offline ]

[system: Duck Duck added Slime ]

Duck Duck: they took my comm…

Slime: HI! IM SLIME!
Slime: QUACKITY IS MY FRIEND!

Duck Duck: i am

Lore: …

[system: Lore is offline ]

Aegeus: Why is my older brother squealing?

Sun: oh yeah! Wil’s pronouns are They/Them/ha/hawk/haw/awk/hawkself

Memory Man: adding to the book

Duck Duck: i was told to send these here by Hannah

Duck Duck: [ KarlandDreamDate.png : photos of Dream and Karl’s Date]

Eret: HE WORE THE SHIRT I MADE! THOSE TWO ARE SO CUTE

George: …

Duck Duck: You cant say anything george 

Duck Duck: is that right?

Rose Rose: yes, im proud

[system: Lore is online ]

Lore: Quackity, go on a date with me/p

Duck Duck: okay.

Lore: :0

Lore: :D

[system: Lore and Duck Duck are offline ]

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[George>Dream]

Gogs: Dream…hello?

System: sorry, you have been blocked by this user

Gogs: For Fucks Sakes DREAM PLEASE!!!

System: sorry, you have been blocked by this user

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George stared at fae’s comm, tears running down his face. He just wanted Dream back in his arms. Where did he go wrong? 

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On the other hand Dream was at home with Karl, the two have been spending every hour together, he was happy, sure, it's been a few months since blob had broken up with his boyfriends and Dream did miss them dearly, but he knew he would have to move on sooner or later. Karl looked at ti’s friend. Time knew about the break up from Quackity, so tim was going to Dream’s place to comfort him. Even if Karl was having time’s own personal conflicts.

“...hi.” Karl said getting Dream’s attention,

“Hey Karl! What’s up?” trance asked time,

“Are you feeling better about…the break up?” ti asked blob,

“I mean, I'm still a little sad about it, but I'm feeling better,” Dream said to her friend who was on his lap. Karl nodded and nuzzled time’s head into Dream’s neck. Blob blushed.

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[Wilbur>Quackity]

Wil 📜: Quackityyyy

Duck <3: hi wilbur…

Duck <3: why does my name have <3?

Wil 📜: because! Its cute!!

Duck <3: okay then

Duck <3: need something?

Wil 📜: noo, just wanted to say hii!

Wil 📜: hii!

Duck <3: …hi

Wil 📜: :D

Duck <3: 🦆

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Mentally Unstable and Queer

[ system: Queer Fawn added Crumb ]

[ system: Queer Fawn changed Crumb’s name to: Pure Wife/p ]

Queer Fawn: Tubbo introduced me, i clamied as my wife/p

Pure Wife/p: (。・・)ノ

Queer Fawn: SEE! ISNT SHE PERFECT/P

Queer Fawn: @Blob

Queer Fawn: Whitelist my wife/p!

Pure Wife/p: i-

Pure Wife/p: i'm not getting out of this…am i?

Sun: Nope

Moon: you aren’t, congrats on the wife/p

Deer Boy: Sory Crmb <(＿　＿)>

Pure Wife/p: it's fine tubbo

Pure Wife/p: also…im here

Sun: On our way!

Moon: Sun’s tics are playing up, so, yeah

Queer Fawn: MY WIFE/P THANKS DREAM

[system: Queer Fawn, Deer boy, Sun, Moon and Pure Wife/p are offline ]

Lore: New lore 👀👀

Creeper Dad: Wilbur no-

Lore: Wilbur yes-

Duck Duck: Wil…can the lore wait? We have cookies to make with Karl, Dream, Hannah, Puffy and Niki

Lore: …ok, ill be there soon my beloved/p

Duck Duck: Also, minx is here too

Lore: nnnnnnn

Creeper Dad: Haha, Karma

Lore: Fuck you sam!

Bad: Language!

Ponky🍋: Sam’s mine./hsrs/nm

Bad: O.o

Ponky🍋: 😊😊

[system: Lore and Duck Duck are offline ]

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Crumb sat in front of the entrance of the SMP on a small bench. Soon she saw a group of 5 people rushing to her,

"CRUMB!" Tubbo and Ranboo shouted

"Hii!" the cat hybrid said smiling and soon she was tackled to the ground,

"MY WIFEEE!" Drista said, fawn being happy to see her newly claimed platonic wife,

"...hello?" Crumb said in a questioning tone,

"We'll learn more about each other over the course of our relationship as platonic wives," Drista said and fawn then dragged Crumb around the SMP with the 4 other boys walking behind her.

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[George<Sapnap]

Colorblind<33: …please pick me up…

Cowboy <3: …be there in 10.

Colorblind: Thank you…

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The Trio <333

Pandas🤠🧡: IDC BUT GET OVER RIGHT NOW!

Dreamy 🙂💚: Nick…

Pandas🤠🧡: NOW! 

Dreamy 🙂💚: fine. Karl’s coming too

Pandas🤠🧡: IDC JUST COME. NOW!

[system: Pandas🤠🧡 is now sharing their location with the group ]

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Karl and Dream walked up to the door with Karl holding blob’s hand, when Dream unlocked the door he was greeted to George in Sapnap’s arms, tears running down fae’s eyes,

“...you're late…” was all Sapnap said, and Dream said nothing and was quick to walk in and find fae’s comfort blanket. It was a fluffy blue blanket that Dream and Sapnap made.

Karl looked at the three on the couch, George in the middle and Dream and Sapnap on either side, time walked into the house, closing the door and ti went to what looked like the kitchen and got everyone water. When Karl came back with the three glasses, time saw Dream, George and Sapnap all asleep. Karl decided to look around the house, tim saw a lot of photos, mainly of the three, and soon ti saw a door. It was like all the others but it was green and purple. Karl entered and was greeted by a neatly made bedroom full of books, a decent size bed and a self with a bunch of photos. When time went to look at the photos, time saw that all of them had timeself and three other people. Time was able to figure out they were Dream, George and Sapnap.

“W-what were we?” Karl stuttered out as time picked up one of the photos. Karl looked at it, ti didn't know why but this particular photo gained tim’s interest, ti was about to turn the photo around before becoming light headed and times vision went black and ti fell to the floor, picture falling out of hand and Karl’s body soon started to admit light and soon disappeared. Guess it was time for Karl to time travel again. 

As for the pictures?

Well, on the back it said,

“Happy 5 months - xx/xx”

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Mentally Unstable and Queer

Pronouns: i found pronouns

Sun: G I V E

Pronouns: …okay they are he/1t/gl1tch

Pronouns: 1t/1ts/1tslef

Pronouns: gl1tch/gl1tchs/gl1tchself

Memory Man: Thank you!

 Royal 👑: *cracks egg*

God: ???

fox: Don’t ask…

God: Okay :D

Fox: -////- (/p)

Drista: WE HAVE ANOTHER DREAM!!!

Deer Boy: wehre si he?

Duck Duck: where’s Karl?

Rose Rose: check our messages

Duck Duck: okay

Deer Boy: ???

Duck Duck: oh, i see, okay…

Rose Rose: ill buy you some cookies and a smoothy

Duck Duck: ..okay…

Lore: my baby/p

Lore: will Quack be okay?

Rose Rose: Quack will be fine

Lore: okay then…

[system: Duck Duck and Rose Rose are offline ]

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“It's been 4 days…” Quackity said, looking out the window,

“At least it wasn't as long as the last time,” Hannah tried to comfort rose’s brother,

“Karl was gone for 4 months, 28 days, 6 hours and 48 seconds.” quack said and bud nodded,

“Where will ti spawn back?” quack asked, 

“Probably in time’s library,” Hannah answered and Quackity just nodded.

Everyone else on the server didn't know about Karl’s time travelling powers except Jack Manifold and DreamXD. Jack felt back that gl1tch couldn't tell anyone but he had a job to do. Gl1cht had met XD in a dream and he signed a contract to be the overseer and he was split into two. So when he was in the SMP, gl1tch’s body was whole, and when 1t was to go to the Otherside and In Between, 1t would split. Evidence of Jack’s contract was a wither rose and white tulip intertwine on his wrist.

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“Purp! Can we- Pop! Pop! Pog! - we go and get some- balls! im gay! - some food?” Tommy asked and Purpled laughed,

“Of course, want to race to niki’s bakery?” moon asked sun and smiled,

“Hell yeah!- Women! Women! -” Sun said and the two platonic husbands raced to the bakery.

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Mentally Unstable and Queer

Queer Fawn: [ BlueFairyDress.png : Drista siting infront of mirror in a blue fairy themed dress ]

Pure Wife/p: (//▽//) /p

Deer Boy: :O

Deer Boy: wiat…

Deer Boy: WYH DINT U TEL ME!? WE COLUD OF MTAHC!

Queer Fawn: i got excited, i wanted to wear the dress Momma made

Deer Boy: okya!

Royal 👑: o: 

Royal 👑: i need one!

Queer Parent: So pretty/fam

Momma <3: that's my girl <3/fam

Moon: Slay bitch! - Tommy

Moon: very pretty/p

Pure Wife/p: PRETTY/p

Queer Fawn: @Pure Wife/p Marry me/p

Pure Wife/p: O.o 

Pure Wife/p: okay?

Queer Fawn: Hell yeah! I got a wife/p

Bad: Language

Diamond man: hush Bad! An engagement is happening

Creeper Dad: Did I miss a few chapters?

Ponky🍋: i think we all did

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“Karl please! You need to be HERE! I can help you!” Jack’s second half said, Karl didn't answer and just kept walking to find a way home, the overseer in white was getting frustrated, why wouldn't the time traveller listen?

“H-home. I need to go home” time stuttered,

“You can go home, but please, just listen to me for a moment,” gl1tch said but was furthered ignored,

“D-dream needs m-me, b-blod is g-gonna-worry,” Karl stuttered out again, his breathing getting uneven. Soon Karl went into a panic attack, Jack saw this and he knew that they needed to go back. Jack used his powers and sent them both back. The two were now in time’s library and Jack was helping Karl with time’s panic attack.

“D-dream, w-want Dream,” was all Karl would say, Jack didn't want to give away Karl’s secret and gl1tch’s own,

“Karl, I can't get Dream, it will risk in trance knowing our secrets,” 1t said. Karl just kept saying Dream.

After Karl calmed down,

“There we go, better?” Jack asked,

“Dream.” was all Karl said,

“We’ll see Dream after we see Hannah and Quackity,” Jack said. He didn't get a response from time. The two made their way back to Karl’s house.

“Here’s Karl, but i need to take time to Dream afterwards,” Jack said to hannah,

“Ahh, okay, thank,” Hannah said but was cut off by quackity,

“Karl.” was all 🦆 said and Karl nodded and the two hugged,

“...i'll never understand those two,” gl1tch said,

“I mean, I don't understand them either sometimes, but I'm just glad they are happy,” Hannah said, smiling at rose’s brothers.

“Dream.” Karl said and Jack laughed,

“Okay, lets go and get you to your Lover boy,” Jack said and Karl just looked at Jack and then to Hannah,

“Jack is saying Dream is your lover, like you two are Dating,” hannah explained,

“We’re dating?”

“They are dating?” Quackity also questioned after karl

Hannah laughed, and Jack also laughed and took Karl to Dream.

When the two got to Dream’s house jack knocked and was greeted to Drista in the dress fawn send to the group chat,

“Dream! Karl and Jack are here!” Drista yelled and Dream came to the door and was immediately tackled into a hug by time,

“H-hello to you too, Karl,” Dream stuttered out, blushing furiously.

“Dream.” was all that came out of Karl’s mouth.

Dream’s three moms and his 3 siblings just watched the interaction of the two boys,

“I'll get the guest room ready for Karl,” Niki said but was stopped by Puffy,

“No need Dear, Karl will end up sleeping in Dream’s room,” Puffy said to sheep’s wife. Niki nodded and Minx just watched.

“Those boys would look lovely in matching outfits,” de said and left the room to start drawing design ideas.

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[Crumb<Drista]

Wifey: [ TealDress.png : Crumb in a similar dress to Drista but teal ]

Wife: O.O

Wife: WE MATCH
Wife: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/p

Wifey: haha, i found this, it was a gift from Amiesy

Wife: Why are you so perfect TwT/p

Wife: also Amiesy has great style

Wifey: want to go on a date/p?

Wife: YES/p

Wifey: (p≧w≦q)

Wife: Lets go show off our dresses!!!!

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[Techno>Tommy]

DadBlade<33: Theseus

My Son <33: yes?

DadBlade: would you like…to maybe go and spend the day together

My Son: YES!

DadBlade: Okay then, i'll be in the main room waiting

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Techno was sitting in mo’s chair waiting for mo’s son,

“I’m- POG! - ready!” Tommy yelled as sun entered the room. When Techno saw mo’s son, mowas speechless. Tommy was wearing a black sleeveless top, a fur lined cape and sol had one of techno’s smaller masks.

“Where did you find that mask?” Techno asked,

“In a box when I was- women! King! King! Pog! Pog. Heh? Heh? Home home !- looking for some old baby stuff for Purpled- balls! Like balls gay gay -, i liked it so i kept it,” Tommy said and Techno smiled,

“Come on Theseus, let's go” Techno said and mo and Tommy left the house.

The two walked and explored unseen areas and talked about a lot of different things, at one point they got onto the topic of Tommy’s mother.

“Why did mom leave?” Tommy asked, and Techno just smiled,

“She has domains she rules over, she couldn't be here as she had a big responsibility,” Techno said.

“What is, or was mom like?” Tommy asked. Techn proceeded to tell stories from how mo met the goddess who gave birth to tommy to stories of them falling in love.

“Do you think mom knows how I am and what I look like?” Tommy asked again, having a lot of questions.

“I'm sure she does,” Techo said and the two continued with their day.

It was nearing dusk, and Tommy was sleeping in the meadow as Techno smiled and looked at mo’s sleeping son.

“I’ll be home soon,” said a voice in techno’s headspace that made all the other voices of his ‘chat’ stop, it was a voice techno knew all too well,

“I'm sure Theseus will be happy to finally meet you, Nyenta, Goddess of the seasons” Techno said smiling.

“Now my love, no need to call me by my title,” Nyenta laughed lightly

“I'm sorry my dear,” Techno said and Nyenta left his head space.

Techno smiled and went to wake up mo's son.

In the end Techno ended up carrying sol all the way home.

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[Techno>Drista]

Pig: Hey, I know it's late but can I add my wife to the chat later?

Goddess?: Sure!

Pig: cool, have a pleasant night

Goddess?: you too Blade

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“Tommy, wake up,” a voice said,

“Nnnn, 5 more minutes!” tommy groaned and threw the blankets over sol’s head,

“Come on, dad made breakfast,” the voice said again but sol didn’t answer. Within a flash sol I picked up,

“WHAT THE FUCK!?” Tommy yelled, he looked around and saw a lady had picked him up,

“Well, you wouldn’t wake up, so I had to pick you up! Let’s go eat!” The lady said and went to the kitchen with Tommy.

“We’re here my love!” the lady smiled, techno turned around and smiled,

“Thank you my dear,” techno smiled wider and the lady put Tommy down.

“Dad, who’s this? Are you cheating on mom?” Tommy asked and Techno let out a low laugh,

“Theseus, that is your mother,” techno said and Tommy’s jaw dropped and he looked back to the lady.

"W-what?" Tommy stuttered out, still very confused. Let's just say it took Techno and Nyenta over an hour to explain everything to Tommy. By the end, Tommy was clinging onto sun's mom for a very long time.

"This went well," techno said mo's wife agreed, holding Tommy.

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Mentally Unstable and Queer

[system: Aegeus has added Nyenta ]

Queer Fawn: TECHNO! YOUR WIFE IS THE GODDESS OF THE SEASONS

Nyenta: Hello to you too Drista

Time Time: ?

Nyenta: yes?

Time Time: …

[s ystem: Time Time changed Nyenta’s name to: Seasonal ]

Seasonal: 🥺 this is adorable 

Seasonal: @Aegeus Can we adopt this bean!!! 

Aegeus: Dear, Karl already has a family and siblings

Seasonal: awww, it’s okay

Time Time: uh…Drista…

Queer Fawn: He’s at the park, the one with the partly frozen lake

[system: Time Time is offline ]

Sun: uhhh…hi mom

Seasonal: Toms! Hello!

Queer Fawn: TOMMY YOURE A DEMIGOD!?

Sun: AM I!?

Queer Fawn: YOUR MOM IS A GODDESS! THE GODDESS OF THE SEASONS!

Sun: SHE IS!?

Seasonal: I am, also She/They/leaf

Memory Man: how do you use the leaf pronouns?

Seasonal: Lea/Leaf/Leaf’s/Leafself

Memory Man: Thank you, time to…update my book

Deer Boy: Bebsdie talbe, teh lfet noe

Memory Man: thank you

$$$: I’ll never get them, also…is Tubbo okay?

Moon: like how you don’t get Tommy and Me

Moon: yeah, this is normal for deer, bee’s dyslexia does that

Seasonal: :o 

Seasonal: MY SON IN LAW!

Moon: Hello?

Queer Fawn: TOMMY IS A DEMIGOD!

Moon: He is!?

Memory Man: He is?

Deer Boy: eh si!?

$$$: IT CANT BE THAT HARD TO SPELL

Deer Boy: ill gte my borherh/srs 

[system: $$$ is offline ]

Deer Boy: ꓷ:

Queer Fawn: OKAY! TOMMY WE’RE TESTING YOU!

Sun: (^^;;

Moon: I’ll protect you/p

Sun: <3/p

[system: Lore is online ]

Lore: Don’t hurt my Toms 😃🔪

Aegeus: Tommy is my son

Lore: …

[system: Lore is offline ]

Queer Fawn: LETS GO TEST!

[system: Queer Fawn, Deer boy, Sun and Moon are offline ]

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