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Ranboo, a famous streamer along with his friends Tubbo and Tommy, is publicly known to be straight, however that is just one big fat lie. For he is currently crushing on the cute brunette that he had platonically married for Minecraft role play.
Tubbo had told him that he isn't straight either, and he just came out as well. They were both unlabeled men! And they have Tommy as their resident token straight.
So yeah, you think if they were platonically married there would be a chance in real life? If you said yes, well you're dead wrong. Tubbo has a secret boyfriend that he just introduced to everyone and it took everything in Ranboo's power to not have a mental breakdown on the spot.
So now here he is, in the UK all alone and getting drunk in his apartment. This is something everybody goes through and he is going through it right now. It just hurts you know? He really did like Tubbo, but alas, the universe has forsaken him.
Before he could even continue on his sad monologue, a knock on the door called out to him. Oh my God, who is it now? He groaned as he stood up from his couch and wore his mask on.
"Coming!" He called out to the person knocking and walked to the door, the knocking stopped and the door revealed... Tommy?
"Toms? Why are you here?" Ranboo asked, confused, Tommy wasn't the type to just come over without telling anyone.
"Ran, you are going through your heart break era hard huh?" Tommy laughed at him from out the door.
Ranboo glared at him and just earned a louder laugh from the blonde. "Okay yeah, I'm heartbroken and drinking. What do you want?"
Tommy smiled at him softly and pulled out something from behind him, a bottle of vodka?! "Invite me in and tell me your problems big man, trust me when I say it's hard going through this alone"
Ranboo sighed and moved his body to let the boy in, closing the door and walking behind him to the living room where the blonde set himself on the couch.
He took off his mask and laid back down on his previous position as he took another sip straight from the bottle.
"No class I see" Tommy laughed out as he took a sip as well.
"Uhuh, okay. How do you even know I was going through this?" Ranboo's eyebrows raised at him.
"Wilbur went through this too, you know! I was there to help him" Tommy rolled his eyes as he relaxed in a more comfortable position.
"So what do you suggest we do to get me out of my poor misery?" Ranboo said sarcastically.
"I mean, I really wouldn't recommend getting drunk, but I feel like you need it right now so" Tommy looked at him "Keep going I guess"
"Wow, such a great help you are" Ranboo rolled his eyes and laughed.
"Haha, says the one pining after his platonic husband" Tommy teases as he drinks another sip.
Ranboo sat up and looked at him "How did you know?"
Tommy shrugged "Instincts? I only really noticed after Toby's boyfriend. He's a real prick by the way, told Tubbo all his red flags and he just ignores me"
"I would be a better choice right?" Ranboo lays down again.
"Oh most definitely, I'm surprised he doesn't like you back to be honest"
"I haven't confessed, and I never will"
"Oh your heartbreak era is just gonna last longer because of that" Tommy laughs out and it goes back to a thin line "If you ever need help, I'm here to help you 'kay?"
Ranboo smiled, it was better to go through your heartbreak era with someone "Thanks Toms"
"You're welcome Ranboob."
They kept making small conversation about Tubbo and how much of a prick his boyfriend is. They even talked about when Ranboo realized he likes Tubbo. And by the end of the day they were both a little tipsy, it turns out Tommy has great alcohol resistance.
"Mhmm, I wanna fuck someone I'll be honest with you" Ranboo says out loud, his cheeks red from drinking way too much.
"Hmm, I mean you could always fuck me I really wouldn't care" Tommy shrugs as he takes a sip from the newly opened bottle of Vodka (They got done with Ranboo's wine bottle already).
"Tommy, you are a straight man"
"I mean, not really?" Tommy laughed out as he saw the confusion on Ranboo's face.
"What do you mean by that?"
"I'm aromantic, which means I can't feel any romantic feelings for anyone. It's an umbrella term but that's what goes for me"
"You're telling me that you aren't our token straight anymore?"
Tommy burst out in laughter at that and Ranboo joined along with him, it was a shock to know that though.
"Aren't like aromantic people asexual as well?" Ranboo asked, he knows some of his fans are aroace.
"Most of them are, but I'm not asexual? Honestly I don't really care about who or what gender fucks me or I fuck. All I know is that I am most definitely not ace" Tommy paused before continuing "It's why I haven't come out to anyone except my parents, and you now I guess. It's a bit complex, and a little problematic for Twitter"
"Makes sense, Twitter would definitely make a big deal out of you coming out with that" Ranboo paused and looked Tommy in the eye.
"So like... can I fuck you for real or?" Ranboo says, dragging out the 'r' for dramatic effect.
"Yeah, go for it. Might even shorten your heartbreak era" Tommy laughs as he stood up and threw himself on Ranboo.
And with that the brunette connected their lips and Tommy went along with it, their arms wrapping around each other's body and their tongues intertwining.
Tommy pulled himself on Ranboo's lap for a more comfortable position as Ranboo started to suck his tongue. He's clearly done it before.
Ranboo started trailing down to his neck and sucked on his pale white skin as the blonde just held Ranboo's hair and kept his head close to him.
The brunette pulled away and the two laughed together in sync. "Do you want to get fucked on a couch or a bed instead?"
"From experience a bed is more comfortable so—" Tommy yelped as he cut himself off, Ranboo picked him up and the two headed down the hallway and into his bedroom.
Ranboo laughed at him and Tommy just rolled his eyes as he got placed on the bed. The two barely spared a glance before placing their lips on each other once again and taking off each other's clothes.
Soon enough they were both on the bed with Tommy underneath him all naked, he has to admit— Tommy really does look very fuckable. A pale skin slim body with pink nipples, it is so very fuckable .
Tommy put his hands around Ranboo's neck and pulled him in for a kiss, and this time he gets to be the lead. The two sloppily make out as Ranboo keeps thrusting two fingers in and out of Tommy to make sure he's loose.
Ranboo eventually pulled out the fingers and let his throbbing dick line up with the center. "Just make sure you are consenting to this right?"
"Oh my fucking God, yes Ranboo—" Tommy was cut off by a loud moan that erupted from his mouth. Holy shit Ranboo was huge.
Ranboo laughed at the reaction and Tommy threw him a playful glare before Ranboo pulled out and went in deeper than before.
Another moan came out and Tommy's grip went from Ranboo's neck to his bedsheets. clinging onto for support. The brunette chuckled a little and moved his hands to Tommy's hips and lifted his stomach area up to make it easier to fuck him (Tommy placed his legs on top of Ranboo's shoulders).
"You prick, keep fucking me!"
"Do you want it to hurt?? You're really tight you know"
"Shut up and keep thrusting!"
Ranboo rolled his eyes but listened to the blonde's complaint anyways, thrusting in and out at a fast pace. Sweat started building up from the two and soon enough they were covered in it, the room became hotter as the noise from Ranboo's skin hitting against Tommy's joins with the blonde's small moans— trying to be as quiet as possible so the neighbors won't hear.
Ranboo leaned down for another kiss and Tommy let his tongue be sucked by the other once more, his lips were starting to swell but that is future Tommy's problem. The brunette went to the part of his neck he was suck at earlier and sucked again— it was starting to hurt but Tommy was very distracted by the cock in him hitting his prostate all over again and again.
"Go faster Ranboo" Tommy whined out as gripped harder on the brunette's hair, trying to get his attention.
Whereas Ranboo didn't reply, he clearly listened as he started fucking Tommy like there was no tomorrow. At this point the blonde forgot about the neighbors and started letting his moans out at full volume, his eyes rolling to the back of his head out of pleasure.
Ranboo felt at his limit pretty soon after, he felt the blonde's insides twitching. He's near too, so Ranboo tightened his grip on Tommy's hips and groaned as he let out his liquids in him. Ranboo turned his eyes to Tommy to see that the blonde had thrown his head backwards and came as well.
His cheeks were flushed red and his eyes staring right back at Ranboo, Tommy flashed him a smirk as Ranboo pulled out of Tommy, with cum leaking out of him.
"On a scale of 1-10 how would you rate my services?" Tommy asks in a joking tone.
"Ten, but for that question it's a zero" The two laughed together and Ranboo fell beside Tommy on the bed. The two kept making jokes with each other and laughing, ignoring their aching body parts and cum all over them. The two eventually fell asleep around 3am, intertwined in each other's hold.
The next arrived, and Tommy had woken up first to the sound of someone calling on his phone, but you see— it was on the ground and he was on the bed. So when he tried to stand up he miserably fell and Ranboo woke up to a 'thud'.
The brunette laughed at Tommy sprawled out on the floor, and got out of bed to help him up and gave him his phone.
He accepted the phone call as he held onto Ranboo tightly, as he would fall over if he did not.
"Hello? Who is this?"
"TOMMY!" Tubbo's voice erupted from his phone and Tommy put it on speaker for Ranboo to hear.
"Hey Tubso, why are you calling so early big man?"
Tubbo scoffed over the phone "Early? It's noon already! And me, you, Ranboo, and Wilbur were supposed to meet up today?"
The two looked at each other in shock, having completely forgotten about that.
"Right right! Let me prepare myself and I'll head on over!"
"Great! Come quicker though, any longer and Wilbur would think you've forgot"
"Yeah yeah, bye Tubs"
And with that Tommy ended the call and turned to Ranboo. "We need to take a shower right now because we are dead if we don't make it there"
Ranboo nodded to him and carried Tommy as he ran to his bathroom, placing Tommy in the tub and himself with him. The two hurried on taking a shower and drying themselves up.
"Ranboo, you have make up right? Because our fucking necks are going to reveal what we kinda did" Tommy said freaking out as he looked at himself in the mirror, there is a huge purple bruise on the side of his neck.
"No, but I do have a turtleneck you could borrow? You're going to wear my clothes too probably anyways" Ranboo replies and Tommy nods, there was no way he can wear what he wore yesterday. It reeks of alcohol and sex.
The two rush over to the bedroom and start rummaging through Ranboo's closet. They took off the towels covering the lower part of their bodies, put on some plain underwear and got some pants on, Tommy got loose beige pants on him while Ranboo has black skinny jeans.
Ranboo found a top first since he didn't have to go look for a turtleneck, it was a plain black sweatshirt and he put on his shoes and was ready to go, making sure he was wearing his mask and had his phone and wallet.
After Tommy had finally found the black turtleneck, he put it down and cuffed up the sleeves up to his elbows. He tucked it in then grabbed his shit before running to the living room where he hurriedly put his shoes on.
"Took you forever slowpoke"
"Oh shut up! The turtleneck was deep in your closet man" Tommy finished up tying his shoes and the two were out the door, running towards the park where they had agreed to meet.
After a few minutes they arrive in the park and decide that they should not go both in at the same time, so Tommy headed in first before Ranboo did.
"Tubbo!! I have arrived" He screamed as he walked up to him. Tubbo's face lit up and engulfed his best friend into a tight hug with Wilbur following behind him.
"Nice fit big man, never thought you had clothes like this" Tubbo said as he looked at what Tommy was wearing.
"I'm just that hot—"
"Guys!" Ranboo said, panting. (Did he run more just to get a tired effect? Oh my God)
"Ranboo you are so incredibly late" Tommy joked at him and Tubbo rolled his eyes and pulled Ranboo into a hug too, the blonde noticed the way the taller was hesitant but leaned into it anyways.
The day continued with the four of them just hanging out, it was a calm peaceful day really. Except for the time Tubbo's boyfriend called and asked where he was. In a nice tone though, he really wasn't that bad of a fella. Tommy just didn't like how he needed to know everything Tubbo does.
Eventually the day came to an end and Tubbo and Wilbur left, leaving Tommy and Ranboo on a bench together.
"Today was fun huh, except for the fact I couldn't walk properly until around evening" Tommy said while glaring at him.
"You agreed to it, you know!"
Tommy just rolled his eyes at that and looked at the stars, they were bright tonight it seems.
"If I ever need to let go of pent up sexual frustration can we do that again?"
Tommy hummed "I don't see why not, but you know what that makes us?"
Ranboo turned his head to look at Tommy with a judging face on "What?"
"Sex buddies" Tommy chuckled out and Ranboo laughs with him.
"Fuck allium duo we're the sex buddies now"
"Oh Ranboo Beloved, would you be my sexual husband" Tommy said in a deep tone of voice with a silly look on his face.
"Of course Tommy-Innit" Ranboo replies in that ridiculous elegant voice of his.
The two stare at each other in silence before doubling down in laughter, this has got to be the stupidest thing they have ever done.