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[Pierro has created a group]
[Pierro has added 10 members]
Signora: ???? what is this.
[Scaramouche has left the group]
[Signora has added 1 member]
Signora: you're not going anywhere, little brat.
Scaramouche: im literally a higher ranking than you?? you can't tell me to do shit????
Pierro: Scaramouche, stay.
Scaramouche: 🧍
Signora: lol
Tartaglia: OH THIS IS A THING NOW????
Scaramouche: sigh.
Pantalone: Was adding him really necessary? He's going to disrupt our peace.
Pierro: Yes, it was actually! He's still a member of the Harbingers, whether you like it or not /nm
Dottore: + peace doesn't exist here
Pierro: Well-
Pierro: Yeah—
Pantalone: Okay.
Signora: lmao dottore has a whole other notification sound for pierro
Dottore: I DO NOT.
[Signora has sent a video clip: dottore_you_cant_forever.mp4]
Tartaglia: HELP???
Tartaglia: simp
Dottore: i could kill you both for that
Signora: but you won't 💕
Dottore: .
Dottore: fuck off
Scaramouche: does he not try to kill you every second he gets
Signora: oh i know its very romantic lol /s
Scaramouche: i-
Pantalone is offline
Tartaglia: mood
Pierro: Hahfnsnfnsnd
Scaramouche: did our first seriously just keysmash
Arlecchino is online
[Arlecchino has sent a file: his_face_is_red.jpeg]
Arlecchino is offline
Dottore: i
Pierro: ARLO.
Signora: well this is an interesting development :)
Capitano is online
Scaramouche: oh no
Capitano: Oh, yes :)
Scaramouche: 🧍
Capitano: ANYWAY.
Capitano: Hello all
Tartaglia: HI :D
Pierro: Greetings!
Signora: sigh dottores whole other notification sound for pierro is so loud.
Tartaglia: im sure they were louder last night 😩 /j
Dottore: tartaglia what the fuck
Tartaglia: i dont even know anymore
Signora: how have none of us killed you yet
Tartaglia: because pulcinella
Dottore: smh.
Capitano: Or its because you all secretly care about him?
Signora: ew no
Tartaglia: 🧍
Dottore: why does that emoji look so short
Scaramouche: says the second tallest harbinger
Dottore: i was the tallest at some point 😒
Capitano: Is that why you hate me 🥺 /hj
Dottore: never use that emoji again
Capitano: Yessir
Dottore is offline
Signora: oh he's dragging me off brb
Signora is offline
Tartaglia: im??
Scaramouche: yes child(e) we know you're gay
Tartaglia: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?????
