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Part 12 of Fatui Hyperfixation <3
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Published:
2022-04-20
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2022-07-27
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harbinger chatfic finally

Summary:

Tartaglia: literally die /j

Dottore: dies

Tartaglia: :(

Signora: don't die babe you're too sexy 😩 /j

Dottore: dies faster

Notes:

everything after chapter 3 is redone and the tags apply there. before that was written before the trailer was released.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[Pierro has created a group]
[Pierro has added 10 members]

Signora: ???? what is this.

[Scaramouche has left the group]
[Signora has added 1 member]

Signora: you're not going anywhere, little brat.

Scaramouche: im literally a higher ranking than you?? you can't tell me to do shit????

Pierro: Scaramouche, stay.

Scaramouche: 🧍

Signora: lol

Tartaglia: OH THIS IS A THING NOW????

Scaramouche: sigh.

Pantalone: Was adding him really necessary? He's going to disrupt our peace.

Pierro: Yes, it was actually! He's still a member of the Harbingers, whether you like it or not /nm

Dottore: + peace doesn't exist here

Pierro: Well-
Pierro: Yeah—

Pantalone: Okay.

Signora: lmao dottore has a whole other notification sound for pierro

Dottore: I DO NOT.

[Signora has sent a video clip: dottore_you_cant_forever.mp4]

Tartaglia: HELP???
Tartaglia: simp

Dottore: i could kill you both for that

Signora: but you won't 💕

Dottore: .
Dottore: fuck off

Scaramouche: does he not try to kill you every second he gets

Signora: oh i know its very romantic lol /s

Scaramouche: i-

Pantalone is offline

Tartaglia: mood

Pierro: Hahfnsnfnsnd

Scaramouche: did our first seriously just keysmash

Arlecchino is online

[Arlecchino has sent a file: his_face_is_red.jpeg]

Arlecchino is offline

Dottore: i

Pierro: ARLO.

Signora: well this is an interesting development :)

Capitano is online

Scaramouche: oh no

Capitano: Oh, yes :)

Scaramouche: 🧍

Capitano: ANYWAY.
Capitano: Hello all

Tartaglia: HI :D

Pierro: Greetings!

Signora: sigh dottores whole other notification sound for pierro is so loud.

Tartaglia: im sure they were louder last night 😩 /j

Dottore: tartaglia what the fuck

Tartaglia: i dont even know anymore

Signora: how have none of us killed you yet

Tartaglia: because pulcinella

Dottore: smh.

Capitano: Or its because you all secretly care about him?

Signora: ew no

Tartaglia: 🧍

Dottore: why does that emoji look so short

Scaramouche: says the second tallest harbinger

Dottore: i was the tallest at some point 😒

Capitano: Is that why you hate me 🥺 /hj

Dottore: never use that emoji again

Capitano: Yessir

Dottore is offline

Signora: oh he's dragging me off brb

Signora is offline

Tartaglia: im??

Scaramouche: yes child(e) we know you're gay

Tartaglia: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?????