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Bruce Wayne ✓
@BruceWayne

He/him/his. If anyone asks, my kids made me do it. 

📍 Gotham City, NJ   🔗 wayneenterprises.com
17 following   7.2M followers

Oliver Queen ✓
@olliequeen 

Billionaire playboy philanthropist, genius (debatable)

📍 Star City   🔗 queenindustries.com
83 following   5.9M followers

Bruce Wayne ✓ @BruceWayne
I’m chronically single because my kids keep chasing away my partners #singledad #dadproblemsonly

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i collect strays ;) @selinak
replying to @BruceWayne 
sure baby blame the kids ;)

Bruce Wayne ✓ @BruceWayne  
replying to @selinak
Not you too, Selina. :-(

i collect strays ;) @selinak  
replying to @BruceWayne
and you only have yourself to blame ;)

jesssssssssss @jflin1241
replying to @selinak 
SKJDJSDLSD SHE REALLY JUST CAME FOR YOU LIKE THAT

Emily @eeeeeeeem91ct
replying to @selinak
I ship it 😎

literally jason @ripjasontodd
replying to @BruceWayne
suuuure, blame the kids not your own emotional constipation, typical Bruce

BRUCE WAYNE PLEASE STEP ON ME @keysmashheaven
replying to @ripjasontodd
its not brucie’s fault hes just a sad boi uwu have you SEEN him? man can’t even tie his own shoes 🥺🥺🥺

melissa @reallymkay
replying to @ripjasontodd
Bro are you really pretending to be his  d e a d  kid rn?? Have some respect

court of hooters @iloveelyssa
replying to @ripjasontodd
Internet trolls really be taking it too far lately smh

Oliver Queen ✓ @olliequeen 
replying to @BruceWayne
You didn’t have kids when we were in boarding school.

whatcha doing in the dryer, step-panic @bipanicincarnate
replying to @olliequeen 
BOARDING SCHOOL?? #Broliver #Brollie #Oluce or #Olice but my personal favourite is #Olucer (pronounced ulcer)

i am in a(tttaaaa)gony @sirattarobot
replying to @bipanicincarnate
ohmygods just pick one and stick with it reading that gave me an #Olucer 

Just Dead Inside @dedinside32
replying to @olliequeen  
#Brollie #Olucer

Dick Grayson ✓ @theflyinggrayson
replying to @olliequeen 
#Olucer

dick grayson fan account @rgraysonupdates
replying to @theflyinggrayson
This is Dick Grayson’s first tweet in three months.

i collect strays ;) @selinak  
replying to @olliequeen
#Brollie

Bruce Wayne ✓ @BruceWayne 
replying to @selinak
Not you too!

Dinah Lance @drdlance
replying to @olliequeen
Oliver, did you forget Twitter is public?

Oliver Queen ✓ @olliequeen
Oops. 

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i collect strays ;) @selinak  
replying to @olliequeen
welcome to the i fucked bruce wayne and lived club, meetings bimonthly! we have a Bring Your Own Alcohol policy

Clark Kent ✓ @cjkent
replying to @selinak 
Can I join?

Lois Lane ✓ @loislane
replying to @cjkent
Clark. Stop.

Clark Kent ✓ @cjkent
replying to @loislane
Shutting up now!

Oliver Queen ✓ @olliequeen
#Brollie is still better than #Olucer. Just saying.

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drowning souls @trixiethestrangled
replying to @olliequeen
someone needs to forcibly detach this man from twitter. #justsaying

feel the bern @arsoneverything
replying to @olliequeen
my lack of childhood affection has resulted in me being emotionally starved for attention #justsaying

Dinah Lance @drdlance
replying to @olliequeen
How do you keep making it worse? #justsaying

tostito @dailytortillachip
replying to @olliequeen
My dad left to get a bag of milk and hasnt gotten back after ten years #justsaying

Bruce Wayne ✓ @BruceWayne
replying to @olliequeen
I didn’t expect my idiot teen decisions to resurface and haunt me yet again #justsaying

Oliver Queen ✓ @olliequeen
replying to @BruceWayne
Are you calling me an idiot teen decision?

Bruce Wayne ✓ @BruceWayne
replying to @olliequeen
Yes.

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