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1. Much Ado about Dairy by Kenny_Beanie

   Fandoms: おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   10 Aug 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Matsuno Sextuplets (Osomatsu) & Reader
   • Matsuno Osomatsu & Reader
   • Matsuno Karamatsu & Reader
   • Matsuno Choromatsu & Reader
   • Matsuno Ichimatsu & Reader
   • Matsuno Jyushimatsu & Reader
   • Matsuno Todomatsu & Reader
   • Reader
   • Matsuno Sextuplets (Osomatsu)
   • Truck-kun - Character
   • Matsuno Osomatsu
   • Matsuno Karamatsu
   • Matsuno Choromatsu
   • Matsuno Ichimatsu
   • Matsuno Jyushimatsu
   • Matsuno Todomatsu
   • my cat
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Canon-typical Temporary Character Death
   • Explicit Language
   • Inappropriate Humor
   • Crude Humor
   • Nothing about this too graphic but it's ALL inappropriate stuff
   • male reader - Freeform
   • Comedy
   • Reader is horny and the universe is the ultimate cockblock
   • This anime is on crack and so is this fic
   • I REGRET NOTHING
   • Bonding
   • Vomiting
   • (not in an angsty or a sexual way. Just normal puking.)
   • Karamatsu only dies once in this! Progress!
   • more bonding
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • They really just hang out
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Cats
   • Five Stages of Grief
   • Heart-to-Heart
   • Jyushimatsu is the most and least normal one
   • It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better
   • But it gets better!
   • deep talks about loss AND stupid shenanigans about baseball
   • also.........
   • yeah at this point I gotta admit this is an OC insert not a Reader insert
   • This is STUPID (brag)
   • I love Todomatsu but I love annoying him more
   • Bittersweet

   Summary

   You just wanted to get some milk.

   Instead, you got a brand new life, six brothers, and the worst headache you've ever had.

   You wish you were surprised.

   Series

   • Part 3 of What do you mean I'm not hilarious
   • Part 3 of Readers gonna read

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   34,233

   Chapters:

   8/8

   Comments:

   31

   Kudos:

   46

   Bookmarks:

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