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"Ququ! Come here."
"I'm already next to you. What do you want?"
"Not there! Come closer." Feng Xiao snapped his fan closed with a grin and held out his arms.
Despite rolling his eyes, Cui Buqu ended up stepping between them, slotting himself against Feng Xiao's chest. "I thought you were only pretending to be needy to play the part of my wife, and yet it turns out you really are just that clingy. Second Commander Feng, why don't you tell me honestly; Are you secretly a woman?" He could hear Feng-er's heartbeat.
Feng Xiao laughed, ignoring Cui Buqu's sharp words. "They say a hug from a dashingly handsome man can melt even the coldest hearts. Obviously I'm the most handsome man under the heavens. Is your heart melted, Ququ?"
"Who says that? The brothel workers? It's good that you already get along with them since I've been considering selling you to one."
Any normal person would've recoiled at such vulgar words. Unfortunately for Cui Buqu, the thickness of Feng Xiao's skin seemed never ending. "Doesn't it feel safe and warm?"
Cui Buqu huffed. "Don't be stupid. I'd feel safer if your hands were free and your empty head wasn't stuffed full of delusional fantasies."
It did though. No matter how irrational it was, Feng Xiao smelled like soap and fresh linen. Cui Buqu had always loathed his small, frail body, but right now, it seemed to fit just perfectly between Feng Xiao's sleeves. One hand around his back and the other around his waist.
"You've been quiet for a while. Falling asleep? Finally giving in to my irresistible charm?"
"Mrhnm. Just scheming ways to get you killed." Cui Buqu replied, pressing his face into Feng Xiao's shoulder.
For some reason, that seemed to make the other happier.