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Rockhard In A Funky Place by Stupisms
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Mar 2026
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Summary
Joeri Jonah, a 21-year old living in London, crashes their dad's car after storming away from home, and finds themselves in a strange mirror of the city, named Rock District, where almost everyone possesses a Stand.
Having no other source of income, they're recruited into the Rock District Police Department, alongside a team of other Stand users. Together, they're tasked with cleaning this strange place from the influence of a powerful cult deemed The Who Men, who's influence has already spread to most of the District and its rather nasty inhabitants.
Accompanying Joeri in their so-called quest are Kurt Lösen, the ray of positivity that serves as the group's leader, George Martin, a somewhat jaded, experienced cop who always keeps his cool, and Maro Ferrozzi, the imposing but timid and soft-spoken powerhouse. Will they be able to stop Rock District from succumbing to the cult's influence? Or will they fail, much like many others have before?