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1. How to lose a gay in 30 days or less: An OFMD SMAU by Hawkinafaboulsbooty

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   01 Sep 2024

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   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
   • Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs
   • Fang/Lucius Spriggs
   • Israel Hands/The Swede (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Oluwande Boodhari
   • Jim Jimenez
   • Wee John Feeney
   • Lucius Spriggs
   • Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Roach (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Ivan (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Fang (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Israel Hands
   • Benjamin Hornigold
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Chauncey Badminton
   • Nigel Badminton
   • "Calico" Jack Rackham
   • Abshir (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Charles Vane
   • Samuel "Black Sam" Bellamy
   • Social Media
   • Social Media AU
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Song: The Chain (Fleetwood Mac)
   • Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Mental Health Issues
   • Verbal Abuse
   • Slow Burn but not really?
   • Talking It Through As a Crew (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Ed starts out being a bit of a jerk
   • Implied/Referenced Homophobia
   • Gender Identity
   • Misogyny
   • Internalized Misogyny
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Sexual Harassment
   • Non-Consensual Touching
   • White Privilege
   • I'm sorry Harvard alumni. I'm sure you are not that bad
   • Transphobia
   • Clueless Stede Bonnet
   • Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet
   • Swizzy

   Summary

   Stede is a divorced, gay, divorce lawyer. He is dreading his upcoming class reunion since the Badmintons (because of fucking course) are running bets on him arriving alone and pathetic to the celebration dinner.
   Enter Ed Teach, long-time columnist for Hornygold, a gay lifestyle and entertainment magazine with some very interesting centerfold pictures. Ed is tasked to woo new sponsors for the magazine with an article about relationships.

   Ed runs into Stede and hijinks ensue. There will be a happy ending, of course ;)

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