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One
Rice
Eggs
Milk
Chocolate (this is a personal item Adora if you try to eat it that's the end of this grocery sharing venture)
Chicken (you can have like 3/4 of the package, you dumb jock)
Mac and Cheese (the stovetop kind, not the microwave—we are in college, not animals)
I won't pay for anything that's not on this list. I'll transfer you the money once you send me a picture of the receipt (no offense I just don’t know you like that)
Two
Plastic cups
Plastic plates
Plastic cutlery (just get plastic everything nothing is unpacked yet and everything is a mess alright)
Pan (get like one of the deep ones so we can use it to cook for the next few days while we figure out where the fuck the kitchen box went. Fucking movers)
Mac and Cheese (the microwave kind I'm exhausted and hungry)
Milk
Eggs
Napkins
Anything else two people who just moved in might need (keep it under two hundred dollars Adora I will be watching)
Three
Frosted Flakes
Fruity Pebbles
Coco Puffs
Count Chocula
(You see how they are all crossed out Adora? NONE OF THESE IN THE HOUSE ANYMORE! You know what the doctor said about your sugar intake. Idk how someone with abs like yours can eat shit like this anyways)
Eggs
Beans (the dry kind we are making frijoles not whatever you do with the canned ones)
Hummus
Chips (Like the kind for hummus)
Steak (Idk the barbecue is your domain, go off wifey)
Four
Chocolate Ice cream
Peanut Butter Ice cream
Rocky Road Ice cream
(It's for the baby Adora. Don't get the low-fat shit either, I will make you go back to the store)
Five
Formula
Diapers (So many fucking diapers Adora at least 3x the amount you think)
Wipes (the good kind, the ones that don't crumble in the face of Finn's stink)
Ice cream (Idgaf whatever is on sale—I need this ‘Dor)
Milk
Sugar
Eggs (Buy two dozen since SOMEONE eats like three eggs every morning)
Flowers (those are for you Adora this is as romantic as it gets right now. Love you)
And One
Note to Self:
Milk (make sure it’s the lactose intolerant kind otherwise Catra is going to make the house stink)
Ice Cream (if not specified make sure to get the chocolate with peanut butter swirl Catra loves that one)
Diapers (Finn likes the ones with the planes on them)
Chicken (Skin on or Catra will kill you. Lovely wife)
Flowers (If the guy selling outside the store has the fresh tulips get them. They always make Catra smile)
Chocolate (Touch Catra’s chocolate at your own peril. Easier to steal from Finn anyway)