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Foggy made a group chat
Foggy added Karen and Matt
Foggy: the adapter for Matt's keyboard finally arrived
Foggy: so now this nightmare can exist
Karen: lovely
Foggy: hey I just think it would make communication around the workplace much much easier
Foggy: right Matt?
Matt: how do I turn up tts volume I think it's on mute
Matt: thank you Foggy
Foggy: ur gonna become addicted to this thing now 😭
Matt: yes yes I will
Matt: also tts describes the emojis oh my god
Foggy:🔫
Foggy: what did it say
Matt: gun emoji
Foggy: ok good this is a stick up
Foggy: put all your valuables in the bag
Karen: my god you two are exhaustive
Foggy: but thats why u love usssssss
Matt: yeah what Foggy said
Karen: I shall neither confirm nor deny this
Karen: BUT it is Friday so it's takeout night what are we getting??
Foggy: I mean I'll go for whatever, Matt?
Matt: idk i don't really care.
Foggy: we both know that's a lie what do u want
Matt:...
Matt: Pizza
Foggy: alright Karen we want pizza
Karen: alright 😭
Matt: why the crying emoji?
Foggy: sometimes people use that for laughter
Matt: noted
Matt: WAIT I CAN MAKE A TWEET NOW
Foggy: I think you knocked caps lock on
Matt: No that was intentional
Matt: I can finally become angry twitter man
Karen: the fact that's what yiu instantly think of
Foggy: Matt about to call franchises woke because they made their characters gay
Matt: nah more likely to argue with the guys doing that
Foggy: legend 😌
Matt: I know, I'm literally just the best
Karen: full of yourself much 😭
Matt: I either love myself or hate myself there's no in between.
Karen: my god you need to see a therapist
Matt: I've got a priest
Karen: THOSE THINGS AREN'T INTERCHANGEABLE
Karen: that was sent in caps btw
Karen: because I'm angry 😡
Matt: well I'm talking to both about my mental health
Karen: yeah but ones done a degree in psychology 😭
Matt: fair lmao
Karen: How are you so chill about this 😭
Matt: I'm just built differently