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The Posthumous Log of Admiral Piett

Summary:

In which Admiral Piett doesn't catch a break even in death, Anakin Skywalker's attempts at friendship cause havoc in the Imperial afterlife, Moff Jerjerrod makes poor decisions, Captain Needa wants an apology, and General Veers is not paid enough in spirit money to deal with this.

(This story is a companion to my tumblr ask blog Ask Sad Ghost Piett. Many of the entries are adapted from the content I write on the tumblr blog. Some are the same. Some are extended versions. All are crack and should not be taken seriously.)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Medium's Preface: A Word of Caution to the Reader

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A Word of Caution to the Reader

The files herein were gathered by means some might consider to be unnatural. The First Order Department of History and Imperial Séance has published the following with the permission of the late Admiral Firmus Piett. Formally speaking, Admiral Piett and the spirits mentioned herein have agreed not to haunt the reader. However, contracts made by the Dark Side of the Force are subject to flexible interpretation. As such, the First Order Department of History and Imperial Séance takes no responsibility for any hauntings by Admiral Piett or other deceased Imperial personnel.