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1. Dollface by gay_weird_al

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   05 Apr 2023

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Lila Pitts
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • Allison Hargreeves
   • Original Characters
   • Mystery
   • Action & Romance
   • Blood and Violence
   • Eventual Smut
   • Timeline What Timeline
   • Cults
   • Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions)
   • Road Trips
   • References to Drugs
   • Government Conspiracy
   • Genetic Engineering
   • Time Travel
   • Number Five | The Boy-centric
   • Protective Number Five | The Boy
   • Angst
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • Existentialism
   • Mommy Issues
   • Adult Number Five | The Boy
   • Jealous Number Five | The Boy
   • Love/Hate
   • Found Family
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Mutual Pining
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Idiots in Love
   • or more accurately
   • two emotionally stunted murderers fall in love
   • Reality Bending
   • Secret Relationship
   • Patricide
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • kind of? It’s a little more complicated than that I guess
   • Aged-Up Number Five | The Boy
   • Weird Plot Shit
   • I don’t know how to describe how off the rails this gets
   • but also there’s a generous helping of smut
   • Smut
   • MC has trauma
   • lots of mentions of mental illness symptoms
   • this one is for my neurodivergent girlies
   • Crack Treated Seriously

   Summary

   A manic pixie dream girl with a monstrous secret

   A Christo-fascist cult hidden somewhere in the desert

   Attempted assassination of a certain disgruntled Hargreeves sibling

   But worst of all, Five has to try and have feelings again. Remember feelings?

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Dollhouse

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   148,533

   Chapters:

   30/30

   Comments:

   34

   Kudos:

   126

   Bookmarks:

   34

   Hits:

   7,285