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    Summary

    Peter Parker is not fine.

    He works himself into the ground, doing jobs that he hates, and only ever feeling like he's doing nay good if he's dressed in spandex. Worse, traumatic events have made it clear that getting his loved ones involved in his double life only ends up with them getting hurt. So Peter Parker is not fine. But nobody has to know.

    Deadpool is hired to find out Spider-mans true identity, using the one and only Peter Parker, Spider-Man's personal photographer. Blissfully unaware that Peter has absolutely no interest in helping a deadly mercenary upend his entire life.

    Peter has plenty to learn from Wade Wilson, but isn't exactly willing to admit it, so what will it take for Spider-Man to finally admit he can't do it alone?

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    I'm terrible at summaries. Give it a chance. Please. I've poured an ungodly amount of hours into the two dorks.

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