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1:57am
Lizzie created a group.
Lizzie added joel, joey and 3 others…
Joel: what is this for Lizzie?
Lizzie changed the group name to ‘ sort yourselves out’
Scott smajor: Joel why did you answer so quickly, it’s not even been a minute
Joelbeans : I’m in the sky Scott.
Joelbeans: I have better wifi.
Fwhip: What’s that got to do anything?
Lizzie: guys it’s two in the morning why are you awake
Fwhip: I’m in a cave do you think I can see the sun?
Joelbeans: do you not have like a clock? Or a watch?
Fwhip: they’re hard to read…
Scott smajor: small goblin man can’t tell time /hj
Scott smajor: anyway Ive been farming for the past 5 hours
Scott smajor: because SOMEONE keeps taking random bits of wheat and stepping on my crops
Fwhip: I wonder who did that…
Scott smajor: I will smother you in dye and launch you into the ocean like a rainbow glitterbomb.
Mythical sausage: oh he gave you the full stop Fwhip! Your in trouble!
Joelbeans: when did you get here sausage
Fwhip: you’re**
Mythical sausage: I can and will do much worst that Scott’s threat and you know it Fwhip.
Mythical sausage: Hi thunder papi :D
Joelbeans: that was a fast turn around..
Scott smajor: oh god Joel does the two dots like jimmy. Blocked.
Joelbeans: I will block you to weird colourful man.
Scott smajor: just say I’m gay jeez.
Joelbeans: tHATS NOT WHAT I WAS ON ABOUTT AND YOU KNOW IT!
Lizzie: ANYWAYS!
Lizzie: can I get back to why you’re here?
Lizzie: great.
Lizzie: you all have a problem.
Fwhip: what did I do?
Joelbeans: WHAT DID I DO?
Scott smajor: ‘what did I do?’ says the egotistical self proclaimed god.
Joelbeans: thats God with a capital get it right
Joelbeans: and when was I “self proclaimed”? I am a God. I think your just jealous.
Scott smajor: exhibit ABC and D^^
Lizzie: y’a know what? Figure it out yourself. I’m done.
Lizzie locked all other participants into the group.
Lizzie changed the group to ‘hint: jimmy’.
Lizzie left the group.
Pixlriffs is now group leader.
Fwhip: really? Pixl?
Mythical sausage: he never even answers his phone! :(
Scott smajor: someone made wood daddy upset and now I’m going to murder everyone.
Scott smajor: starting with Joel.
Joelbeans: WHAT DID I DO!?
Fwhip: what did Lizzie mean by jimmy?
Scott smajor: what didn’t you do?
Joelbeans: SAYS YOU???
Joelbeans: WHAT HAVENT YOU DONE???
Mythical sausage: oo drama ?.?
Joey gracaffa: what face is that supposed to be sausage
Fwhip: guys have you seen the name of the group?
Mythical sausage: a spelling error lmao! Hi joey!
Joey gracaffa: oh.. hello!
Scott smajor: I’m not a selfish, arrogant, delusional man who thinks he’s a god? Like I’m just here to make a cute kingdom not slave people and deprive them of sun as I build a palace that shows how lonely I am?!
Fwhip: Jesus will you stop arguing and listen to me?
Mythical sausage: Get his ass colour pápi!
Joelbeans: as least I have order in what I’m doing? I’m not some alpaca lunatic who spends all their time farming crops for themselves and their only friends who happen to be tall spitting idiots.
Joey gracaffa: gasp! How dare he insult the babies!
Scott smajor: there’s llamas actually, and t least I’m not completely alone.
Fwhip: GUYS! WILL YOU STOP ARGUING FOR 2 MINUTES AND LISTEN TO ME!
Fwhip: look what Lizzie made the group as.
Joey gracaffa: what does Jimmy have to do with us?
Joelbeans: did Lizzie make a jimmy hate club for us or something?
Joelbeans: cause like we all hate the law
Mythical sausage: Hey! I love the law, and jimmy. I could never hate him ಠoಠ.
Joey gracaffa: what is it with you and weird faces?
Mythical sausage: I dunno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Fwhip: I could never hate the Sheriff! I am a law abiding deputy of Sheriff.
Scott smajor: …
Joelbeans: why am I put on a group with heathens?! How could you love a toy for My sake!
Joelbeans: Scott. Please tell me you also hate jimmy.
Fwhip: Joel. I’m sorry but have you seen how Scott flirts with Jimmy?
Joelbeans: yeah but that’s all jokes isn’t it
Joelbeans: isn’t it scott?
Scott smajor: guys I think lizzie made a jimmy fanclub.
Scott smajor: with us in it.
Mythical sausage: oh.
Fwhip: ohh
Joey gracaffa: I mean that makes sense… but then Joel…
Fwhip: oh god Joel’s typing an essay
Mythical sausage: thunder daddy are you doing alright?
Fwhip: Scott look at what you’ve done!
Scott smajor: I’ve done nothing!
Joelbeans: HOW AM I IN A JIMMY FANCLUB! I HATE JIMMY! WITH EVERY INCH OF MY BODY. HOW COULD I EVEN FEEL REMOTELY CLOSE TO THE BASTARD HE IS A TOY! A TOY I SAY! WHY AM I HERE LIZZIE IS MY WIFE FOR ME SAKE WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO ME NOW IM SURROUNDED BY JIMJMY OBSESSED LUNATICS. PLEASE LET ME LEAVE
Leaving the group is prohibited [an admin change this in settings]
Leaving the group is prohibited [an admin change this in settings]
Leaving the group is prohibited [an admin change this in settings]
Leaving the group is prohibited [an admin change this in settings]
Leaving the group is prohibited [an admin change this in settings]
Joey gracaffa: jeez Joel stop that
Scott smajor: Joel your stuck here.
Fwhip: ignoring Joel here, it does seem like a Lizzie thing to do.
Joelbeans: BUT HWY AM I HERE FWHIP
Scott smajor: I mean you did piss her off the other day…
Joelbeans: I’m going to kill myself.
Scott smajor changed Joelbeans name to ‘small dick’
Small dick: SCOTT!
Mythical sausage: AIMSINJENHE SCOTT NO-
Fwhip: yeah I’m just gonna change it
Fwhip changed Small dick’s name to ‘sheriff hater’
Sheriff hater changed their name to ‘let me leave’
Scott smajor changed let me leave’s name to ‘your stuck here Joel’
Mythical sausage changed your stuck here Joel’s name to ‘odd one out’
Mythical sausage: let’s just leave it as that.
Odd one out: I’m so done right now.
Pixlriffs changed Odd one out’s name to ‘SmallishGod’
Pixlriffs: I’m muting this group it’s 4 am. Go to sleep.
Fwhip: oh god we woke up pix
Mythical sausage: Sorry pix! We should get to sleep. Good night! :)
Scott smajor: I still have to finish my farm. And kill Fwhip.
Fwhip: This is suddenly not a safe place apparently.
Pixlriffs disabled talking until 10:00 am.
Pixlriffs changed the group to ‘the jimmy fanclub’