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Worst Case Scenario by otherwiseldritch
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
27 Nov 2025
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“Woah woah woah! Back up. What part of my life makes you think I’d want to commit suicide?”
Joel gave Jimmy a funny look.
“Are you being serious?”
“Yes!”
The demon jolted in surprise. “Oh! My goodness! Well, uh. I mean. Where to start?” He started counting points off on his fingers. “You can’t hold down a job. Your ex is blatantly still in love with you. Your other ex thinks dating you was an insult to his intelligence. Your old cult keeps finding you. Grian’s still in your old cult. Grian thinks you can’t tell he’s still in your old cult. Your stalker’s still in your friendgroup. Everyone you know bullies you constantly. Grian again, but this time just because of his general personality. Uh. You ruin everything you’re involved with.”
“Excuse me?!”
“You can’t be that surprised!”
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Joel is a demon who thinks Jimmy really should kill himself.
Jimmy disagrees.
Eventually, they come to a sort of agreement.
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He blinked and—
InTheLittleWood ran out of time.
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“Psst. Martyn?”
A stage whisper came from his right, loud enough to more than completely avoid the point of whispering. Hm. Impressive, but he could do louder.
…He did do louder, the day before.
Martyn opens his eyes to see a scene from the day before.
“...Martyn?”
“What just happened?”
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Or; Martyn in a time loop, trying to defeat the evil, terrible, Red King, before he freezes the world in an apocalyptic snowstorm.
Also, treebark. There’s a lot that can happen in a time loop, where uncovering secrets is a matter of when, not if… -
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Sun Priestess doesn’t miss her wings often.
It sounded like a big thing, to lose your wings, but Sun could fly anyway through the power of adventurer magic! She had shoes instead of talons, hats in place of head feathers, and she had the sun instead of Wy- instead of the Stars.
But right now, staring at a little red bird as it hops across a snowy branch, Sun really misses having wings.
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Sun and Wyrm’s friendship after Sun Priestess’s campaign -
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Y0u c@n m@k3 m3 @ g3ggfr13nd¡
“I don’t know if i can, honey, I’m sorry. But hey! I bet I could get Mariana to listen this time if we talk to him again-”
C@n y0u try¿ Pl3@s3¿
Well, his therapist’s professional opinion had been “don’t trigger a primal slime fear response for a party trick” but a gegg clone hardly counted as a full split, he’s so small! Plus, this wasn’t a party trick, this was for Flippa! (Besides, all Roier had to say these days was that his daughter was a monster. Probably. He stopped going to therapy a while ago, Flippa didn’t like it when he went.)
“I’ll try.”
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The dopplegänger slams into the door again, and again, thud, thud, thud, thud, and then-
Gillion’s face comes into view in the small window in the door. It doesn’t look smug, or angry. It looks worried, and a little confused. Like it was innocently concerned about a small misunderstanding.
“Chip,” and God, it sounds just like him, “could you open the door?”
Or; Chip locks himself in a fortified room, and Dopple-Gillion tries to convince him to open the door.
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Life Series roleswap wherein Scar wins Third Life and Grian wins Secret Life. Also there's a baby.
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A collection of moments of Doc and Etho's relationship throughout the seasons
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Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be the worst Candlenights anyone there has ever had.
Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taako needs something like that too.
So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?
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- Part 1 of Every Important Day Is A Disaster
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Jimmy is an utter lightweight.
That’s really the most important thing that he should remember when he goes to parties, but somehow he always forgets because everybody else is still drinking, so it’s fine for him to keep drinking! After all, if Grian, tiny bird that he is, can knock back four shots and order another without even blinking, Jimmy should be able to as well. He doesn’t drink very frequently, of course, but he thinks he ought to have gotten better at it by now.
He can’t turn down a drink with a low alcohol content for the pitiful reason of already drinking one that was practically just juice.
So he finishes the drink in his hand and picks up the one from her.
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- Part 1 of oleander
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it's a sad song (but we'll sing it anyway) by Green_Life_Lily
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Original Work
05 Sep 2024
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10 Aug 2025