15 Works by otherwiseldritch
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Worst Case Scenario by otherwiseldritch
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
24 Aug 2025
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*I’m just so tired.*
Jimmy frowned at the thought.
*Well yeah, I just woke up.*
*I just want it all to stop.*
*Want what to stop?*
*My life.*
*Hm. Weird. No, I can’t really think of a reason why I would.*
*Oh blummin’ hell! Just kill yourself already!*
“Excuse me? I don’t appreciate that! Get out here right now!”
Just when Jimmy began to think he might be being ridiculous shouting at voices in his head, the voice was suddenly outside of his head and by his bedside.
“Alright, fine, I’m not actually you, but hear me out here!”
Jimmy’s not ashamed to admit he yelped.——
Joel is a demon who thinks Jimmy really should kill himself.
Jimmy disagrees.
Eventually, they come to a sort of agreement.
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He blinked and—
InTheLittleWood ran out of time.
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“Psst. Martyn?”
A stage whisper came from his right, loud enough to more than completely avoid the point of whispering. Hm. Impressive, but he could do louder.
…He did do louder, the day before.
Martyn opens his eyes to see a scene from the day before.
“...Martyn?”
“What just happened?”
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Or; Martyn in a time loop, trying to defeat the evil, terrible, Red King, before he freezes the world in an apocalyptic snowstorm.
Also, treebark. There’s a lot that can happen in a time loop, where uncovering secrets is a matter of when, not if… -
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Sun Priestess doesn’t miss her wings often.
It sounded like a big thing, to lose your wings, but Sun could fly anyway through the power of adventurer magic! She had shoes instead of talons, hats in place of head feathers, and she had the sun instead of Wy- instead of the Stars.
But right now, staring at a little red bird as it hops across a snowy branch, Sun really misses having wings.
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Sun and Wyrm’s friendship after Sun Priestess’s campaign -
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“I don’t know if i can, honey, I’m sorry. But hey! I bet I could get Mariana to listen this time if we talk to him again-”
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Well, his therapist’s professional opinion had been “don’t trigger a primal slime fear response for a party trick” but a gegg clone hardly counted as a full split, he’s so small! Plus, this wasn’t a party trick, this was for Flippa! (Besides, all Roier had to say these days was that his daughter was a monster. Probably. He stopped going to therapy a while ago, Flippa didn’t like it when he went.)
“I’ll try.”
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The dopplegänger slams into the door again, and again, thud, thud, thud, thud, and then-
Gillion’s face comes into view in the small window in the door. It doesn’t look smug, or angry. It looks worried, and a little confused. Like it was innocently concerned about a small misunderstanding.
“Chip,” and God, it sounds just like him, “could you open the door?”
Or; Chip locks himself in a fortified room, and Dopple-Gillion tries to convince him to open the door.
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You know what they say about Hell and good intentions! by otherwiseldritch
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
20 Dec 2024
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Chip had a problem, and that problem was named Gillion Tidestrider.
Because usually, when Chip gets shoulder duty - helping a mortal with a tough and weighty moral decision in opposition to a demon - he comes in, tells the demon they're stupid, the mortal agrees, and he leaves!But Gillion made arguments differently from most devils Chip met: He told them all the reasons why doing *bad* things was actually better for *everyone*, except maybe themselves, and isn't it so *selfless* of the mortal to even *consider* doing this horrible thing, *especially* considering the consequences (read: Hell), because that just makes them *brave* and a *martyr*. Sometimes, Chip could almost think he was genuinely trying to help them.
Unfortunately for quite possibly *everyone* *except* for Chip, Chip makes arguments differently too: He bullshits.
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The Devil in a Detail by otherwiseldritch
Fandoms: Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series), QSMP | Quackity SMP
14 Dec 2024
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Cellbit and Etioles have been trying to decipher the code in the code entities: it's not just binary, it needs a cipher key.
Charlie suggests "apple". It works.
Charlie has a talk with Schlatt
(SCU!Schlatt joins SCU!Slimecicle on the QSMP)
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Even If We Can Never Touch... you'd find a way to kill me by otherwiseldritch
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
14 Dec 2024
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The infamous vigilante Virion is able to track down the equally infamous supervillain The Whisperer by his undead aura.
Finally, a real undead villain on this Light-forsaken plane!William escapes, of course.
Then comes the next time.
And the next...It becomes a relatively frequent occurrence
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The Prime Defenders' Extra-Dimensional Child Caretaking Program by otherwiseldritch
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
10 Dec 2024
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The Prime Defenders' Extra-Dimensional Child Caretaking Program currently has only four wards - although with a niche like that, even that much is surprising.
Even more surprising, each of these children from a world which had been victim to a horrible apocalypse:The zombie apocalypse which enveloped William Wisp's earth - but it wasn't his fault, he was just so *hungry*
The fear-eating demons that turned Ashe's world into their factory farm - which they didn't mean to bring through... they think
The way time in Dakota's world would fold into and over itself infinitely - which like, how could he know time travel had consequences!
Vyncent's world, which died not with a bang but a bluescreen - because Vyncent fucked around and found out
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Chip wants to learn ballroom dancing to dance with Gillion
Gillion wants to learn pirate dancing to dance with Chip
Jay is an expert in both of these things
The solution is obvious
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Two years after his death, 18-year old William Wisp starts to suspect that he's not ageing. He hasn't decayed either, and at this point he might never meet a natural end.
Dakota Cole's heart has been burning him up from the inside out, but his powers are speeding up with it: did he always have a regeneration factor? Could it always repair cuts faster than the doctor could remove his heart? And when his heart catches up to him and he bursts into flames, could it always repair him faster than he could burn?
Vyncent finds out last: he is struck dead in a stupid, janky battle against some monster that technically isn't even that strong, like he always feared he’d go. He's in a new body less than a moment later, and gets back in the fight.
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Gillion Tidestrider is Not In Love by otherwiseldritch
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
01 Oct 2024
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Chip slowly took his hand off his mouth and steeled himself for something.
"No, Gil, I mean. I love you. Love love. In love."
Gillion froze.
Oh. Right. That love.
What does Gillion do now?
What was the correct response? What did the script say? How did someone in love act? Did he love Chip- don't be ridiculous you have to, you have to love him because he is endearing and brave and he has always been there for you and he loves you so you have a responsibility, a duty, to-
Did he love him?Or;
Chip confesses his love, and Gillion internalized aphobia's about it -
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Arthur doesn’t know what gay people are, and John tries to explain
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Ashfur looked uncomfortable. "My... my mate, Squirrelflight, doesn't appreciate me. She said she's breaking up with me, if you can believe it."
This might be getting closer to something useable."What's stopping you from getting her back?" Hawkfrost suppressed a smile.
"I think she's going to date Brambleclaw. But i'm worried for her! It's in her best interest to stay with me, you know: Brambleclaw won't protect her, he won't care for her the way I do."
And there it is: Hawkfrost's in.
"You know, I think I have an idea that could help both of us." -
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After Ravenpaw’s farewell, Barley dreams about Ravenpaw.