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Ed pressed against Stede, kissing the curve of his jaw. One hand skated through his hair, the other—
“I never found skeletons all that sexy, personally,” Stede said, apropos of absolutely nothing.
Ed paused. “Don't think that’s a common kink?” he said cautiously.
“Then why do they call it boning?”
“Mate.”
“Ooh! Are skeletons real, like incubuses?”
“Are skeletons—there’s two in this room!”
“You know what I mean.”
He started to say dancing skeletons weren’t a thing, then remembered Jack had once raised half a cemetery for kicks. Would Stede be into that?
Ed felt a pout coming on.