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“David. David?”
“Activate cell. I’m listening.”
“Reviewing how to perform these tasks is important.”
“Didn’t you already make me an Idiot’s Guide to Excel?”
“Yes, but—”
“I don’t need your little TedTalk about The Wonders of Excel, then.”
“Really? Because the last time you tried using Excel by yourself you panicked because it didn’t have Clippy.”
“Your point?”
“Clippy was for Microsoft Word, David. And he was removed because everyone hated him.”
“Rude. He made a valiant effort to be helpful.”
“Let’s compromise. We can skim it and then take a very long lunch?”
“I could be amenable to that.”