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“oooh oooh you're so jealous it's so obvious you so wish you could see oooh jelly” : itto , childe , beidou, venti , kaveh
“no, i at least wear socks. i'm not a madman!” : eula , bennett, nilou , xingqiu, thoma , Ayaka.
“wanna join?” : kaeya , Lisa, hu tao , chilse, yae miko, yelan.
“who said i take showers? . . what's ‘soap’?” : itto, sucrose, albedo , ei , Razor.
“are you fucking stupid? how else do you shower moron??” : gorou , diluc , ningguang , tighnari , yanfei, alhaitham.
“HAH. i bet you do too. i bet you swallow while drinking and you blink when blinking. you blinker slut.” : ayato, beidou , heizou, yoimiya, cyno, alhaitham.
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