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roomies ^-^
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Ren Diggity Dog
Hey Etho! Is it cool if I have some of the brownies you left out?
etho
no, they’re for game night
Ren Diggity Dog
Oh, whoops, sorry then
etho
ren. ren how many did you have
Ren Diggity Dog
Two! They were really good, I won’t have more tho I promise
etho
uh you might wanna sit down soon
Ren Diggity Dog
Wait why what?
etho
those are weed brownies
Ren Diggity Dog
UH
WHOOPS?
etho
i dont think i have any cbd oil in my room
i should get some
bDubs
Oooh shoot, dw ren i’ll be home soon
This is why we ask before we eat with etho’s cooking
etho
yeah, sorry ren i should’ve said smth before i left ^^’
bDubs
It happens to the best of us
Ren Diggity Dog
Well, if you ever make non-weed brownies, your recipe is really good
etho
thanks!! :D
bDubs
If he ever makes it you should try his homemade maple cookies
They’re AMAZING
etho
my mom’s were better
bDubs
You learned from the best!!!!
MAPLE SYRUP BACON HOCKEY SNOW WEED SORRY
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LADDERS
REN DID IT AGAIN >:[
old man
LMAO NO WAY
im like a lawyer
HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE DONE THIS
LADDERS
i’ve honestly lost count 😭
i put as many labels and notes as i can and he still fucking eats them
old man
i think we need to start shaming ren like he really is a dog
im like a lawyer
How does he miss all that???
LADDERS
I DONT KNOW
i dont know what to do about him anymore
im like a lawyer
Dw etho, we’re gonna put a shock collar on him and those invisible fence things around your kitchen
old man
pause you’ve failed to consider that ren might be into that
im like a lawyer
YOU’RE GROSS
NASTY
I MEANT AS IN LIKE
DOG PUNISHMENT
LADDERS
pause i didnt know you and ren were involved like that O.o
im like a lawyer
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
OH MY GOD
old man
wow i can almost hear him from the bottom of the hole he’s dug
LADDERS
alas, poor pause, we hardly knew ye
im like a lawyer
IM GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH SO HARD
IN A VIDEO GAME
EAT MY KIRBY DOWN-B ASS
LADDERS
😋
im like a lawyer
FUCK OFF ETHO
LADDERS
pros of being bi: ur threats mean nothing to me ^-^
old man
also all your threats just sound suggestive
why dont you try something actually scary
hey etho. im going to destroy your laptop
LADDERS
now THAT is scary
im like a lawyer
Im gonna take a hammer and smash ur hard drive to bits
Im gonna stab a knife through the screen and then throw it out ur fucking window
LADDERS
u’re gonna pay to replace it
and that reminds me i need ren to pay me back for all the pot he’s mistakenly eaten
like its not a lot but also he owes me. just not sure what yet
old man
he owes you a shock collar sesh ;)
LADDERS
oh fuck off
etho’s escort service is not a real thing and ren is not going to be a customer
old man
you never know!!
LADDERS
i DO know actually and im not taking my roommate to bed
im like a lawyer
I mean what if he’s jealous of bdubs and cleo
LADDERS
THEN THAT’S HIS DAMN PROBLEM AND HE SHOULD GET HIS OWN PARTNERS !!!! >:(