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mud in my throat (i love you anyway) by teakettle72
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Apr 2026
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The hand that had been gently petting Mumbo instead grasped at the strands of his hair, forcing the two pale faces to meet, crimson eyes flitting to Grian’s nose and Grian’s empty sockets level with Mumbo’s.
“Listen. Do you want this?” It wasn’t a question. Mumbo nodded anyway, pupils wide.
Grian’s bottom lip twitched. “Okay.” The room froze and thawed, and Mumbo was on his back, head in Scar’s lap. Grian sat on Mumbo’s other side, his hand firm on his throat.
Mumbo swallowed, and the hand pressed down. It crept up, gently pulling his mouth open, fangs sharp and tongue lolling out.
Mumbo was transfixed. Above, in Scar’s clawed hand, there was a shining red mass.
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wouldn't you like a taste (of the power) by teakettle72
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
25 Nov 2025
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He wanted to run. He wanted to die. He wanted to save his crew. He never wanted to return to this blood-soaked island, and he wanted to raze it to ashes. He wanted so much, but when he heard the jingle of bells and the barest hints of a flute through the leaves, all he could do was gasp.
“Well, I must say, that was quite the sight you just saw, wasn’t it?”
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the purple sun (and its comet) by teakettle72
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 Nov 2025
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The silver highlights that showed the gaps of the perfect pink leaves were blocked, Joel noticed, by a presence over top of them, a red glow tinged with a stronger but muted magic that exposed his predator and prey.
Grian stood, watching from above.
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Legs and Owen came to an agreement that once a week Owen gets to drink Legundo's blood, in exchange he has to answer three of the doctor's questions about vampires to the best of his abilities, in the name of research, of course.
How unfortunate that on one occasion, one wrong and seemingly not so bad request leads their relationship in a way that neither expected, but both deeply longed for.
Aka Legs asks Owen to show off his bat form after the vampire already took a chunk of his blood. That, as well as the lingering homosexual energy leads them to a make out session.
Aka 2.0 THEY ARE NECKING EATCHOTHER!!!
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The Doctor's heart was pounding. Louis had not ever heard someone sound so afraid before, but Louis could not think of why. Could not think of the blood on Owen's front, the red staining his teeth as he hissed a deep guttural growl at the Doctor, pale and ill looking and trembling with leashed violence.
"Owen," Legundo said, still gingerly kneeling, holding both his hands up and releasing Louis to do so. Louis was too tired after his previous struggle to reach Owen, could not take advantage and go to his love like he wished, but he called instead. A high pleading chirp that had Legundo flinching, although he did not turn to stare at Louis like he had before. He, like Louis, was not taking his eyes off Owen.
Owen, who was across the room from them. Surely if this was a dream, Owen would come here, he would not leave Louis cold and alone and hurting.
"Owen, I am not hurting him, please—"
"You're not leaving this place alive, Doctor. You've made a mistake, coming here, you and Avid both."
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Bats love Dr. Legs. A few very specific bats love Dr. Legs.
Dr. Legs does not know how to handle being the favored bat-buddy of half a dozen vampires.Or: I honestly just was in the mood to drabble a bunch of fluffy Doc hanging out with the vampires-in-bat-form. Dunno how many chapters this will end up being, or if there will be any plot what-so-ever. It's just cute bats for now. Might end up batgundo AU for even more bat fluff per bat fluff but we will see.
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My neighbour might be a vampire (and I might be in love with him) by NobodyGoesHere
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
24 Apr 2026
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Scar is pretty sure his new neighbour is a vampire.
Look, he only comes out at night, avoids garlic like it personally offended him (Scar’s pretty sure at least, he has never seen the dude eat any), and reacts to basic conversation like it is life or death. Overall, his neighbour is suspicious.
So, naturally, Scar decides to investigate.
This is a great idea. Nothing could go wrong with Scar’s plan.
Unfortunately, the more time he spends with Mumbo, the harder it becomes to focus on the mystery that is Mumbo, because it turns out his extremely suspicious neighbour is also very awkward and careful in a way that almost feels deliberate, and quickly is becoming someone that Scar doesn’t really want to stay away from… even if he is a vampire.
Meanwhile, Mumbo is just trying (and very clearly failing) to act like a normal person and not panic every time Scar tries to talk to him.
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24 Apr 2026
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After a war between the Fey and the humans, terms of peace are drawn, and Princess Ariana of the Human Realm is set to be engaged to the King of the Dark Fey Court, Scar Goodtimes.
There are at least a dozen reasons why this is a bad idea.
Firstly, Grian hasn't been Ariana in a long time, but he isn't about to tell the terrifying King that. Then, there's the issue of Scar and his current romantic partner, one Mumbo Jumbo, who had been in a relationship with Ariana many years ago. Now, the three of them are tangled up in a mess of relationship issues that they can't solve alone. Can they pull the mess together before the wedding, or will the entire marriage fall apart before their eyes?