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               Spidey started a group chat

Spidey added Daredevil

Spidey added Deadpoolz

Spidey added Hawktheguy

Spidey added Hawktheeye

Spidey added Jessica owns

Spidey added Danny Brand

Spidey added Echoe

Spidey added Luke Cage

Spidey: okay guys

Spidey: is there anybody who’s number I have I missed

Deadpoolz: MK!

Echoe: no

Echoe: he would rather khs

Echoe: also wtf is my name

      Spidey changed Echoe’s name to Echo

Spidey: IT WAS A SPELLING ERROR I PROMISE

Daredevil: Ha Echoe

Echo: like ur one to talk

Hawktheeye: burnnnn

Hawktheguy: just got toasted dd

Luke Cage: is there a purpose for this gc

Spidey: yes lemme explain one sec

Spidey: so I figured we all need a faster way to contact each other in dire situations so I made this chat to do so

Spidey: it’s also just a way to get to know each other better bc I know not everyone here knows everyone’s identity’s and what not

Spidey: really just a place to have fun and express yourself :)

Deadpoolz: or mainly be chaotic bc that’s all the readers really want 😉

Daredevil: could you all refrain from using weird Abbreviations and emoji faces or anything along those lines

Hawktheguy: oh shiz

Hawktheguy: shit

Hawktheguy: sorry dd

Echo: I’ll try

Daredevil: that’s all I ask

Deadpoolz: aw man now we can’t be funny :(

Hawktheeye: I would ask why but I realize it’s prolly got smth to do w/ur identity

Spidey: Kate

Hawktheeye: oh

Hawktheeye: sorry

Daredevil: I’ll live

Deadpoolz: @the rest of the defenders where y’all at

Jessica owns: Watching from a distance

Luke Cage: Danny’s like the captain America of our team

Luke Cage: in the sense that he’s not technologically adapted at all

Hawktheguy: LMAO I’m telling Cap you said that

Deadpoolz: you know what would really spice things up here

Daredevil: you leaving

Deadpoolz: Adding Frank!

Deadpoolz: he’s a vigilante too

Daredevil: absolutely not

Daredevil: you don’t even have his number

Deadpoolz: and you do? 👀

Hawktheeye: like the punisher?

Hawktheeye: idk he seems kinda cool

Hawktheguy: just bc you said that he’s not getting added

Daredevil: he also kills people

Daredevil: we don’t do that here

Deadpoolz: Hey bbg

Daredevil: not even gonna ask what that means

Echo: hey wait

Echo: why hasn’t anyone added Kamala

Hawktheguy: who??

Spidey: Ms. Marvel?

Echo: Yes??

Daredevil: She wants to be an avenger

Daredevil: we hate the avengers here

Daredevil: shes also not from New York

Hawktheguy: who’s we??

Echo: not everyone here are native New Yorkers

Echo: sounds like excuses

Daredevil: how would you know what it sounds like

Echo: wow

Echo: next on my hit list

Echo: again

Daredevil: suddenly someone is getting mugged and I must go

Deadpoolz: now that he’s gone

Deadpoolz: why don’t we add Frank

Spidey: I don’t think that’s a good idea

Hawktheeye: does anyone even have his number??

Jessica owns: possibly

Luke Cage: wait what

Luke Cage: since when

Jessica owns: since none of your business

Hawktheeye: aldbsianga

Hawktheeye: I love you

Jessica owns: doesn’t everyone

Deadpoolz: ADD HIM

Deadpoolz: please I beg

Deadpoolz: we haven’t spoken since I kissed him

Hawktheguy: woah

Hawktheguy: only you could get away with that

Spidey: YOU KISSED THE PUNISHER???

Deadpoolz: he punched me pretty fuckin hard after

Deadpoolz: but it was def worth it

Deadpoolz: took another name off my kiss list

Hawktheeye: wtf

Hawktheeye: I’ve only known you since this gc started but you are obviously a national treasure

Deadpoolz: at least someone appreciates me

Spidey: why are we moving on so fast from kissing the Punisher

Luke Cage: I would also like to know that

Luke Cage: you’re probably the first person to kiss him after his wife died

Hawktheeye: dayum

Deadpoolz: way to make it dark dickhead

Deadpoolz: I was just in a silly goofy mood

Echo: add Frank

Echo: I wanna see DD crumble when he gets on and realizes what’s happened

Jessica owns: evil

Jessica owns: I like it

Jessica owns added Frankly obtuse

Deadpoolz: HIS USER HAHAHAHA

Jessica owns: everyone on my phone has a bitch ass user

Luke Cage: he’ll probably block us all and never participate in this chat

Hawktheeye: it’s the thought that counts

Hawktheguy: poor dd

Spidey: I concur

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Spidey: help

Spidey: The avengers are harassing me to give them all ur darkest secrets

Hawktheeye: Clint

Hawktheguy: it’s not me!

Hawktheguy: I’m getting harassed too

Daredevil: they just mad because I said I wouldn’t join they’re satire group

Hawktheguy: oh I remember that lolz

Spidey: You turned down the avengers!?

Hawktheeye: dude

Danny Brand: why  would  you  boo  tHat

Deadpoolz: Danny baeeee <33

Daredevil: someone teach Danny to type or I’ll throw him out my window

Daredevil: the only reason I’d ever join was because of ‘Tasha and look at how that ended

Hawktheguy: ooooh I forgot about that

Hawktheguy: if it means anything I think she misses you

Daredevil: Probably for the best we don’t see one and other for awhile

Deadpoolz: damn all this emo txting over here

Spidey: wait

Spidey: dd, you and Natasha…?

Echo: why are you surprised

Echo: I don’t think he has a single women in his life he’s never been romantically and sexually involved with

Jessica owns: that would be me

Echo: oh

Hawktheeye: it’s also the Black widow

Hawktheeye: I’m pretty sure she’s been with every male avenger of age

Deadpoolz: including me!

Deadpoolz: wow hornhead, our dicks were only a pussy apart

Daredevil: please stop

Jessica owns: Daredevil saying please, a one in a lifetime occasion

Spidey: back the issue at hand!

Spidey: double D they’re asking for your identity

Hawktheguy: by they he means Tony

Daredevil: well you can tell him I’ll shove his tinheaded ass right whereWHO THE

Spidey: Horns

Spidey: DD are you okay

Luke Cage: is he ever

Danny Brand: Should We Help

Jessica owns: wow a normal sentence

Echo: he’s survived worse

Hawktheeye: your lack of concern for this man is vaguely concerning

Hawktheguy: he’s kind of an ass

Hawktheguy: it’s a little deserved

Daredevil: ITS WADE

Hawktheeye: LMAO

Spidey: Wade I thought you were out of state!

Daredevil: surprise!!

Daredevil: we should tots hang soon

Jessica owns: he’s got his phone now

Hawktheguy: pray for his life guys

Spidey: I’m Jewish

Hawktheeye: Oop let him die I guess

Echo: should we actually help him

Echo: I’ve never met Deadpool I wouldn’t know

Spidey: oh no Wades harmless

Spidey: idk I’ve always viewed him as a feral dog

Hawktheeye: lmao feral dog 😭😭

Spidey: don’t judge me 😭

Spidey: he’s super loving to those he cares about but will not hesitate to fuck your shit up

Echo: and I’m guessing he talks a lot

Echo: good thing I can’t hear shit

Hawktheguy: we are twinning rn

Daredevil: guys he’s eating all my food

Daredevil: I’m to broke to pay for more

Deadpoolz: ur next big boy

Danny Brand: I can bUu mora

Luke Cage: he means buy you more

Jessica owns: are you guys together rn?

Luke Cage: trying to teach him how to work his phone

Jessica owns: of course you are

Daredevil: no

Hawktheguy: that’s secret for yes In Daredevil

Echo: this is true

Deadpoolz: guys whatz a good movie I can give a good audio desc to

Hawktheeye: not to judge but why??

Deadpoolz: bc Im fuckin weird

Spidey: are you doing this with dd? Can I come?

Deadpoolz: srry me child some very adult things are abt to happen here

Daredevil: He’s lying, of course you can come

Daredevil: no one else though so don’t even try

Hawktheguy: rude

Hawktheeye: don’t worry we don’t need them anyways

Frankly obtuse: amen

Spidey: FRANK???