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[6:03pm]
Hikari is online.
Hikari added Takeru, Miyako, Iori-kun, Daisuke-kun, and Ichijouji-kun to the chat.
Hikari named the chat help guys i need a chat name.
Hikari: hey guys
Hikari: nii-san took our switch with him to koushiro-san’s and i’m bored
Daisuke is online.
Miyako is online.
Daisuke-kun: HI HIKARI-CHANNNN
Miyako: Oh girl how dare he
Miyako: How are you gonna play Animal crossing now??
Takeru is online.
Takeru: Hey
Daisuke: !!!!
Hikari: right?? :( oh well, i’ll survive lol
Hikari: hi dai-kun :)
Daisuke-kun: i want a switch so bad omg
Takeru: Same honestly lol
Hikari: don’t worry takeru
Hikari: you’ll always have a profile on mine!!!
Takeru: :)!!
Daisuke-kun changed their name to socceronthebrain.
Miyako changed socceronthebrain’s name to soccer IS his brain.
soccer IS his brain: >:(
Miyako: What? It’s true
soccer IS his brain changed Miyako’s name to foureyed brat.
foureyed brat: What the hell
soccer IS his brain: wut
soccer IS his brain: its true
Takeru: Lol
foureyed brat: Takeru I thought you were cool
Takeru: Your first mistake
soccer IS his brain: lmao
soccer IS his brain: get wrecked miyako
foureyed brat: Hikari they’re teaming up on me :(
Hikari: hey guys that’s my jogress partner you’re picking on
Hikari: and you are cool takeru <3
Takeru: <3
soccer IS his brain: wb me ;_;
Hikari: you’re cool too dai-kun!
soccer IS his brain: she called me dai-kun (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)
foureyed brat: Can’t you read
foureyed brat: She said it earlier too (¬_¬ )
Ichijouji-kun is online.
foureyed brat: GASP
foureyed brat: Hi Ken!
Ichijouji-kun: One second. I’m catching up with the chat.
Hikari: hi!
Takeru: Hi Ichijouji-kun!
soccer IS his brain: it my best fren
soccer IS his brain: every1 move aside ichijouji ken has arrived
Ichijouji-kun: Aw, Daisuke. Nobody has to move for me. It’s fine.
Ichijouji-kun: Hi everyone. :) Thank you for inviting me into this chat.
Hikari: ofc!
Takeru: I can’t imagine Hikari would make a chat without including you :)
foureyed brat: ^^^^
soccer IS his brain: yeah like r u kidding we couldnt forget u
Ichijouji-kun: Awww. Thanks. :)
soccer IS his brain changed Ichijouji-kun’s name to ken.
ken: :)
foureyed brat: @soccer IS his brain are you one of those ppl who has to write everything in lowercase
foureyed brat: Or is your grammar just terrible
Hikari: for me it’s ~ aesthetic ~
soccer IS his brain: shut up miyako >:(
soccer IS his brain: my autocorrect is off cuz of what happened that 1 time
soccer IS his brain: and im lazy
ken: You mean when you called Taichi-san ‘baby’?
Hikari: you huh
soccer IS his brain: (*/_＼) !!!!
Takeru: Pffft
foureyed brat: Excuse me Daisuke you what
soccer IS his brain: IT WAS OVER TEXT NOT IRL
soccer IS his brain: AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
soccer IS his brain: ken u betrayed me
soccer IS his brain: u werent sposed to say what actually happened
ken: Oh, I’m sorry!
Iori-kun is online.
foureyed brat: No I gotta hear about it now
Takeru: Same
Hikari: yeah me too!
soccer IS his brain: nooooo its 2 embarrssing
soccer IS his brain: the shame is 2 great
Iori-kun: Hello.
foureyed brat: Ugh you know I think I’ll take all lowercase compared to correct punctuation in texts
ken: ?
Iori-kun: What?
Takeru: Hey Iori!
Iori-kun: Good evening, Takeru-kun.
foureyed brat: If I didn’t know you better I’d think you were a serial killer
Hikari: don’t listen to her iori-kun, ichijouji-kun <3
Iori-kun: That’s not funny, Miyako-san. :/
foureyed brat: I’m a little offended you knew it was me with the username cos I’m not sure if you actually read thru the chat before greeting us
foureyed brat: But then I remembered I’m the only one in the chat with glasses, so
Hikari: awww true
foureyed brat: Jk Iori you know I love you <3
foureyed brat: Ken you too!
ken: Okay. :)
Hikari: you can always change your name again!
foureyed brat: No it’s alredy grown on me
foureyed brat: Also I’m getting back at Daisuke for picking an insulting name by liking it :P
soccer IS his brain: ( `ε´ )
Iori-kun: Why did you call Taichi-san baby?
soccer IS his brain: shhhhh i was hopin u would forget
Takeru: Joke’s on you
Takeru: We’d never forget Daisuke
Hikari: i gotta know dai-kun
foureyed brat: You gotta tell us
soccer IS his brain: noooo
Takeru: Ichijouji-kun do you know why he called taichi-san baby
ken: Uh…
soccer IS his brain: ken no pls dont
soccer IS his brain: i thought we were pals
Takeru: Cmon no you gotta >:)
foureyed brat: Peer pressure!
Iori-kun: I am curious.
Hikari: >:)
soccer IS his brain: no stop ur prbly makin him nervous
soccer IS his brain: it was just autocorrect!!!
soccer IS his brain: i accidentally put a b at the end of my sentenc and it corrected ti to baby
soccer IS his brain: n then i hit send before i could delete it („ಡωಡ„)
Hikari: omg
foureyed brat: RIP daisuke and his relationship with his idol
Takeru: Deadsuke
foureyed brat: !!!!
foureyed brat changed soccer IS his brain’s name to deadsuke.
Iori: Ha...
deadsuke: guyssss
deadsuke: its not funnyyyyy :(((((
deadsuke: i couldnt talk to taichi-senpai for like weeks i was so embarrassed
ken: …
Hikari: it’s a little funny…
Takeru: It’s hilarious actually
foureyed brat: No cos I’m actually imagining Taichi-san being so confused and Daisuke just dying of embarrassment
foureyed brat: I’m ascending
Hikari changed the chat name to rip daisuke.
deadsuke: and i thought we were frens
Takeru: >:)
Hikari: >:)
foureyed brat changed Takeru’s name to Chaos #1.
foureyed brat changed Hikari’s name to Chaos #2.
Iori-kun: That seems accurate enough.
foureyed brat: Children of Hope & Light
foureyed brat: So deceptive
deadsuke: trolls in disguise :(
deadsuke changed ken’s name to the true cinnamon roll here.
the true cinnamon roll here: I don’t get it?
Chaos #2: you know that feels so true <333
foureyed brat: Ichijouji Ken Protection Squad <3
foureyed brat: Wait that nickname is really long
foureyed brat changed the true cinnamon roll here’s name to cinnamon roll.
foureyed brat: Our new bby
Iori-kun: Isn’t he older than you, Miyako-san?
foureyed brat: Shhhh no he’s our new bby
foureyed brat: Too sweet, too pure for this world
cinnamon roll: Are you guys forgetting I destroyed the digital world once? :(
Child #2: awwww ichijouji-kun cmere i feel the need to hug you
foureyed brat: If we were there to protect you it wouldn’t have happened :(
deadsuke: alls in the past my guy <3
Chaos #1: I accidentally almost shot Nii-san once…
foureyed brat: O_O
Iori-kun: You… huh?
deadsuke: wut
Chaos #2: pinnochimon?
Chaos #1: Pinnochimon
deadsuke: bruh
deadsuke: r u gonna elaborate or
Chaos #1: .
Chaos #1: Nah
foureyed brat: Whoa, did you use all of your three brain cells to come up with that one big word Daisuke
deadsuke: shut up miyako >:(
foureyed brat: For real tho
foureyed brat: You’re one hell of a mystery Takeru
Iori-kun: Agreed.
deadsuke: even his jogress partner agrees lmao
Chaos #2: best friend privileges~
Chaos #1: Lol
Chaos #1: My point is, we all make mistakes, Ichijouji-kun :)
cinnamon roll: …have I told you before that you can just call me by my first name?
cinnamon roll: I seriously don’t mind.
Chaos #1: Ken ( ´ ▽ ` )
Chaos #2: Ken! <3
foureyed brat: Takeru no stoppp
foureyed brat: That emoji is too cute for someone as secretly chaotic as you
Chaos #1: :(
Chaos #2: miyako look you hurt his feelings :(
deadsuke: no but shes right tho
Chaos #1: :((
foureyed brat: No stop making me feel bad!
Chaos #2: :(((
Chaos #1: :((((
cinnamon roll: Miyako-san :(
foureyed brat: …fine
Iori-kun: You can use whatever emojis you want, Takeru-kun.
Chaos #1: :D!
Chaos #2: :D!!
cinnamon roll: :)
foureyed brat: Oh no yall are killin me
foureyed brat: Too cute
deadsuke: yall
Chaos #2: yall
Chaos #1: Yall
cinnamon roll: Huh?
deadsuke: (whispers) thats the part where u join the chain ken
foureyed brat: Okay cuteness ruined
cinnamon roll: Oh.
cinnamon roll: Yall.
Iori-kun. Lol.
foureyed brat: Betrayed by my own childhood friend
foureyed brat: I’m hurt
foureyed brat: I’m not coming to your house this weekend to work on your computer Iori >:(
Iori-kun: Yes, you will.
Iori-kun: Okaa-san is making brownies.
foureyed brat: …I hate that you’re right
Chaos #1: Gasp did you say
Chaos #1: …brownies? 🥺
Iori-kun: You’re welcome to come if you’d like, Takeru-kun. It’ll be Saturday afternoon.
Chaos #2: 🥺🥺🥺
Iori-kun: You can come too, Hikari-chan.
Chaos #1: :D
Chaos #2: :D
Chaos #2: i’ll bring the switch before nii-san calls dibs
Chaos #1: Yes!!
Chaos #1: We can play Super smash bros!
deadsuke: (╥﹏╥)
Iori-kun: …if you’re quiet, you can come too, Daisuke-kun.
Iori-kun: And that invitation extends to you, Ichijouji-san.
deadsuke: !!!! iori ily
cinnamon roll: Just Ken is fine. :)
cinnamon roll: Thank you. :) I’ll have to ask my parents first.
Iori-kun: Okay. Ken.
cinnamon roll: Oh wait. I don’t know your address? :(
deadsuke: i do!!
deadsuke: i can come pick u up at the train station!
cinnamon roll: Okay. Thank you, Daisuke. :)
deadsuke: anything for my best pal <3
deadsuke: im hella competitive in video games tho
foureyed brat: Same
foureyed brat: You’re going down
foureyed brat: Gonna live up to your name in chat
Chaos #2: i’m a little competitive too lol but only in smash bros
Chaos #1: Dw I’m not that competitive
deadsuke: says the dude who admitted to almost shooting his brother
Chaos #1: …
Chaos #2: .
foureyed brat: At least he didn’t call Taichi-san baby
deadsuke: WOULD U DROP THAT
deadsuke: I HATE U MIYAKO
Chaos #2: i wonder if nii-san was flustered
deadsuke: nvm i hate u all