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Jonathan Sims added 7 people to a group chat
Members:
- Jonathan Sims
- Jane Prentiss
- Jude Perry
- Oliver Banks
- Michael Distortion
- Nikola Orsinov
- Mike Crew
- Anabelle Cane
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Jonathan Sims: @everyone
Jonathan Sims: I’m Jon, avatar of the eye, or as someone I know once put it, ‘the ceaseless watcher's special little boy’, and welcome to the avatar's group chat. I couldn’t get everyone, as some people don’t have phones, or I figured some would actually track me down for adding them. (Jude was a gamble, Jude, please don’t track me down and set me on fire.)
Jonathan Sims: Now, I would like to make it clear that while I’m well aware that many avatars hate each other, I would ask that you refrain from going further than petty insults in this group chat. This is, as cheesy as it may sound, meant to be something of a space for us to be among people who ‘get it’ in some way.
Jonathan Sims: Thank you for your time.
Jonathan Sims changed their name to Eye’s Special Little Boy
Eye’s Special Little Boy: There. Now no one can try and do it themselves.
Jude Perry: you type like a old man lol
Jude Perry: also you get a pass on this one because this looks like itll be really fucking funny
Jude Perry changed their name to hot as hell
hot as hell: nice
Nikola Orsinov changed their name to Barbie
Barbie: This Will Be Fun!
Oliver Banks changed their name to Tired
Tired: it’s a good thing I’m already an insomniac
Jane Prentiss changed their name to Plural they
Plural they: hello everyone
Michael Distortion changed their name to Fuck Gertrude
Eye’s Special Little Boy: I can agree with that sentiment. Fuck Gertrude.
Anabelle Cane changed their name to Spider Queen
Spider Queen: Hello
Mike Crew changed their name to Mike not Michael
Mike not Michael: this’ll be interesting.
Eye’s Special Little Boy: Great, everyone's here. /gen Now, do any of you have computer skills? I want to fuck with Elias by giving everyone in the institute insurance and maybe a raise.
Barbie: They Don’t Have Insurance Already?
Eye’s Special Little Boy: No. Not even artifact storage, or the archives, who arguably need it most.
Spider Queen: I can probably find someone in the interest of fucking with Elias. Though I must admit I’m curious as to your goals here.
Eye’s Special Little Boy: 1. I hate Elias. 2. We may not be human but I still believe in basic human decency. 3. I’m the Archivist.
Eye’s Special Little Boy: Please don’t come after me. I hate Gertrude too, especially since she up and got murdered, leaving me to deal with all the enemies she made and bridges she burnt.
Fuck Gertrude: she was murdered?
Eye’s Special Little Boy: Yep. Elias shot her.
Mike not Michael: Damn, didn’t know Elias had it in him to get his hands dirty.
Eye’s Special Little Boy: Elias Bouchard? More like Elias BITCHard.
Plural they: gottem