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    Learn to live with it. by for Khonsu_died

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    17 Sep 2025

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    "Uh, I dunno, used to? Didn't really use wooden forks much though, so not really." Apparently happy with the choice, he pulled the bowl out and scrapped the covering, next going for a large serving spoon from one of the doors so he could shovel it into his mouth like a starved dog. "Fuckin' chopsticks was what we had to keep an eye on." He added in between mouthfuls, giving Dick a smirk and a knowing glance, as if they were both in on it and Dick knew anything about what he meant. "Anyway, I'm out. See you next family reunion, or tragedy or whatever."

    And then he was gone, as was one of Alfred's favourite serving spoons and bowl, and the potato salad Dick knew for a fact Bruce had been saving to eat for lunch the next day. Jason probably knew that part, to be fair.

    "...Chopsticks?" He muttered to himself, baffled, in the now empty kitchen.

    Or,

    Damian has some concerning habits. Jason's the only one that seems used to it. The rest of the bats scramble.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    The Cube Rule of Food Identification by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    16 Feb 2022

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    Martin stands abruptly. His chair spins away from him, wheels squeaking on the cheap lino floor. The tension between him and Jon has reached never-before-seen levels. Tim could probably cut it with a knife. Or a particularly sharp spoon.

    Then, Jon lurches forward and half-clambers atop the desk and kisses Martin, and Tim drops his sandwich.

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    Or, season one Jon and Martin receive memories from the future mid-argument, and Tim and Sasha receive emotional whiplash.

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    17 Jun 2025

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    This is hilarious!

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    in the rough draft he loved you by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    22 Jun 2021

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    Martin swears he used to be optimistic when he was younger. But. You spend 32 years mostly alone, eventually you start thinking practically. Martin doesn’t get things like this. He doesn’t get to stay up late in cafés with cute boys and flirt and get asked out at 4:00 in the morning.

    He thinks, as he crawls back into bed half an hour later to try and salvage at least a little bit more rest before tomorrow begins, that he really hopes Jon proves him wrong. He hopes Jon sticks around.

     

    Or: Somewhere Else, Jon and Martin get the chance to fall in love without the weight of everything they left behind.

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    16 Jun 2025

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    This is amazing!!! It's so cute

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    The Wilds of Hyrule, Old and New by

    Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors

    17 Aug 2022

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    Hyrule is a very, very old place. It has history stretching back tens of thousands of years, across multiple timelines. It, and it's residents, are frequently a little more than they first appear.

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    09 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is such a cool series!!!

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    Changes Through Time by

    Fandom: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms

    31 Jul 2023

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    The Heroes of Courage are spread across ages. Hundreds to thousands of years between them. It should come as no surprise that they are having some trouble communicating. But when they’re dropped in a world of alien technology and a language wholly unfamiliar, they really wish Hylia had thought ahead.

    A series focused on portraying a semi-realistic depiction of Wild actually being from 10,000 years in the future.

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    26 May 2025

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    This series is AMAZING!