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“Do you think you can handle them, chibi?”
“Of course I can.”
“Well, I’ll just sit back and relax then.”
Chuuya and Dazai were standing in an old warehouse, in the middle of a group of guys who all pointed guns at them. Mori commissioned them with getting rid of a few smugglers who had recently gotten in the mafia’s way. But their plan of quietly sneaking up them was ruined by their constant bickering, so they were noticed by one of the smuggler’s guards. Of course that didn’t make it any harder from them to complete the mission. Now they just had to take them out all at once.
Chuuya stared at the man who he supposed was their leader. He had come up to them and was now pointing his gun right at Chuuya’s head, but Chuuya simply bent the gun with gravity and kicked the guy backwards.
The rest saw this as their sign and started shooting, but with Chuuya’s ability they were all lying around the warehouse in no less than 5 minutes.
“Well, as expected that wasn’t a very hard mission. I could have easily done it without you, yet you still came with me and I had to hear your annoying voice all noon.”
“Oh come on Chibi you secretly wanted me here, didn’t you?” Dazai bent down to match Chuuyas height as they walked to the black car waiting to pick them up. Chuuya got a little flustered at Dazai suddenly being much closer than before, but he didn’t let him notice that. It was obviously just because he was surprised and didn’t expect Dazai to do that. “In your dreams.”
“On our way back let’s grad some food. I’m starving.”
“I don’t see that as a bad thing. Wouldn’t you like that?”
“The chibi is so mean today.” Dazai pouted at him. In the end they did tell the drivers to stop by some food stand.
They got out of the car and walked towards the stand, as a group of girls started giggling next to them. Chuuya turned to them and saw that they were whispering animatedly while shying looking over at Dazai. He saw it too and even had the audacity to wink at them, which made them giggle even harder.
“Would you stop that please?”
“Why? Is my dog jealous?”
“Obviously not, mackerel.”
“You sure about that? I bet you would love me winking at you so bad.”
“Why do you flirt with literally everything that moves?”
“Why not? It’s fun and sometimes I’ll even get a kiss out of it or two. But I bet you wouldn’t know. Have you ever even kissed someone before?”
“No I haven’t and what about it.” Chuuya was getting annoyed again so he walked ahead and started ordering their food. Though Dazai who followed behind him hadn’t finished teasing him yet.
“Do you never even think about how it would feel?” Dazai leaned against the counter next to him and smirked.
“No I don’t so stop bothering me, shitty Dazai.”
What he said wasn’t a lie. He didn’t fantasize about kissing anyone. It just didn’t interest him.
They sat down at a nearby table and ate their food in silence. At least Dazai seemed to be done getting on his nerves for now. Chuuya noticed that he had some sauce spilled on his lip and watched as Dazai wiped it off with his thumb and then licked away the remaining bits. Chuuya became aware of the fact that Daza’s lips were actually really pretty and he got a weird feeling in his stomach. It seemed like there were butterflies in belly, but it must have just been because of the food since he was really hungry and happy to finally eat something. After they finished eating they went back to the car and were both driven to their homes.
——
Later this evening, when Chuuya was preparing his dinner, he thought back to the conversation he had with Dazai earlier today about kissing. He didn’t have his first kiss yet, but it couldn’t be that special. It was just some lips touching another pair of lips, nothing thrilling at all so why was it supposed to feel that good? Though he couldn’t deny that he got a little curious, just to see how it really felt, when he thought about it now.
Chuuya heard a knock on the door and then Dazai was standing in front of him.
“How did you get in here?”
“Picked the look.”
“You know you could just ring the doorbell or something like a normal person.”
“No thank you.”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m cooking dinner, what does it fucking look like I’m doing?”
“I didn’t know you could cook. You seem too impatient for that.”
“Well jokes on you I’m actually a great cook.”
Chuuya was standing in front of the stove, body turned away from Dazai with an annoyed look on his face. Dazai approached him looking into the pot in front of him to see what Chuuya was preparing. Chuuya slightly stiffened with Dazai abruptly right behind him, but quickly brushed it off.
“Don’t even think about it you’re not getting any of my food.”
Dazai glared at him while retrieving from the pot. “As if I would want to eat that. It looks like it would get stuck in my throat any then suffocate me in the most painful way possible and therefore ruin the chances of me dying through some cool way to commit suicide.”
“And that would be?”
“I haven’t quite figured that out yet. But drowning would definitely be an option.”
Chuuya turned back to his food, again concentrating on cooking. “Whatever, why did you suddenly show up here? If you have nothing important to tell me leave my apartment, Mackerel.”
Dazai grinned as he was reminded of the reason, he invited himself in just a few minutes ago. From inside his coat he pulled out a stack of paper.
“Paperwork. Mori-san wanted us to complete the report on our last mission and since I’m already the one using my genius brain to create our plans I’ll let you write it.”
“Huh?”
Chuuya spun around. His face now angry and the pot quickly forgotten as he started arguing with Dazai. “Without me we literally wouldn’t win any of our fights. I’m always the one defeating the enemy. I’m not gonna be doing the paperwork as well, you do it!”
“Oh my, I didn’t even think of that. Is the chibis brain too small to write a report. Careful not to think too much, you won’t be able to handle it. You’re right I should write it.”
“Oh you think you’re smarter than me, we’ll see about that.”
Chuuya snatched the papers from Dazai’s hand and Dazai secretly smirked at him. Chuuya was so easy to predict. Tricking him into doing the paperwork was something Dazai managed to do every single time.
“I’ll write the stupid report so if you would mind leaving now.”
Chuuya snaped at him while already beginning to shove him out of the kitchen and to the front door.
“There’s one more thing.”
Dazai turned around to Chuuya, looking him in the eyes.
“If you should change your mind and start wondering about how a real kiss feels why don’t you ask me for help?”
And with that he was out the door leaving a stunned Chuuya behind. What was that supposed to mean? Did Dazai just offer to kiss him? Surely that couldn’t be it he must have just misunderstood, because otherwise there was no way that just happened. Why would he even say something like that? Chuuya snapped back to reality when he heard his milk boil. Right, he was in the middle of cooking and should go back and pay attention to the food.
——
The next morning Chuuya was called into Mori’s office. When he arrived, he was surprised to see Dazai standing in the room as well.
“Chuuya-kun! There was an attack on Dazai-kun’s apartment last night. Apparently, someone wanted to see him dead and blew up his bedroom. Fortunately, Dazai-kun wasn’t home yet so he took no harm. Though that leaves us with the problem of needing a temporary home for him, while we renovate his apartment.”
“And what does that have to do with me?”
“Well since you two are partners I decided he should stay with you.”
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me?” Chuuya stared at Mori in disbelieve.
“Don’t worry, it will only be for a week or so. I’m sure it’s gonna be fine.”
He shifted his gaze over to Dazai who was lazily smirking at him, which only made him even more angry.
“Well then, this was all. You’re both dismissed.”
Chuuya stood there in silence for a few seconds before storming out of the office. His day had only just begun and it already couldn’t get any worse. Dazai rushed to follow him out of the office and into the hallway.
“Hey Chibi, I have quite a bit of work to do today so I’ll come by in the evening.”
The redhead decided to just ignore him and get through his day with the least amount of Dazai possible since he was now going to have to deal with him after work as well.
——
He was quite exhausted when he got home in the evening and as expected Dazai hadn’t arrived yet. He quickly took a shower and ate some leftovers he had stored in his fridge a few days ago. Dazai appeared not long after.
“So, where am I going to sleep tonight?”
“The couch, where else would you sleep?”
“Well, just wanted to make sure.”
“Help yourself to anything you need, but don’t break any of my stuff. I’m going to bed.”
Chuuya trotted to his bedroom and closed the door behind him. He laid down on his bed and started scrolling on his phone. After a few minutes he heard the shower being turned on. He dropped his phone and got lost in his thoughts. Again, he had to think of what Dazai had said to him last evening. Surely, he would not ask him for help. Why on earth would he want to kiss Dazai out of all people? He thought of his lips and how soft they had looked and the weird feeling in his stomach returned. Right in that moment Dazai came into the room. Chuuya was flustered by him suddenly standing before him. He didn’t even hear the shower being turned off.
“Chibi, do you have a spare toothbrush. I forgot mine- Why are your cheeks so red?”
“It’s nothing. “
Chuuya tried to brush it off, but clearly it wasn’t working very well. He stood up from his bed and headed over to the bathroom. He opened his cabinet and started looking for a toothbrush he could give to Dazai. It took him a few seconds, but then he found one in the top drawer. Shit. He put that there on purpose, because he was too short to reach it and it was something he didn’t need often. He stood on his tiptoes, but still couldn’t reach it. Then suddenly another hand came into his field of vision and he could see how Dazai took the tooth brush with ease. Chuuya turned around with the other now directly in front of him. His already red cheeks had the audacity to heat up even more, as Dazai smirked down at him. Chuuya had to crook his neck up to see Dazai’s face which was suddenly dangerously close.
“Were you too short to reach it? Don’t worry, not everyone can be as tall and handsome as me.”
“Fuck you.”
Chuuya glared up at him and he realized Dazai’s hair was still wet from the shower he took earlier. He would lie if the said it didn’t look hot as shit. Wait. Dazai? Hot? Where did that thought come from? At this point his face looked like a tomato and to his relieve the brunet finally stepped back. Chuuya felt like he could finally breath again properly and fled out of the bathroom as fast as he could. What was that right now? He got in his bed and only then did he notice how fast his heart was beating. What did all of this mean? Why was he feeling all of these things recently? Could it be that he was actually attracted to Dazai?
To try and prove his thought process he imagining what it would be like to kiss Dazai and to his surprise the butterflies in his belly returned immediately. So Dazai had become the first person Chuuya actually wanted to kiss. Chuuya was to confused and tired for all of this so he decided to just leave the topic for today and go to sleep.
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Chuuya’s plan to go to sleep was interrupted not even 30 minutes later as Dazai barged into his room again. Chuuya was getting really annoyed and rolled his eyes. Could this Mackerel not leave him alone at all?
“What is it this time?”
“Can’t sleep. You wanna watch a movie?”
“No.”
“Oh come on, I’ll even let you decide what to watch.”
Chuuya knew it wouldn’t be of any use to argue with him so he ended up agreeing and they moved to the living room couch. Chuuya scrolled through Netflix, choosing a movie he had never heard of that seemed rather interesting.
They got comfortable and Chuuya started the movie. At one point Dazai got bored of the film and began talking to Chuuya instead. “So Chibi, how come you aren’t interested in love?” “Why do you keep bothering me with this? It’s not that important.” “Don’t get so irritated I was just asking.” Dazai fought back. “You know, my offer still stands.”
Shit, there it was again. Instantly Chuuya felt his heart beating faster once more. His cheeks turned red and his eyes widened. Dazai’s face held a knowing grin and his eyes seemed to be filled with some kind of emotion that Chuuya couldn’t quite figure out. The redhead couldn’t keep his gaze focused and his eyes flickered to the others lips. Dazai’s smirk widened as he moved closer to Chuuya, their lips now only centimeters away from each other’s.
“Chuuya tell me, don’t you feel the need to kiss me?” Dazai teased him and Chuuya’s heart began beating faster with the use of his actual name. It was probably the first time the brunet hadn’t addressed him with an insult and it sounded beautiful.
Chuuya couldn’t stand it anymore and gave in to his desires. “Show me how it feels.” Dazai didn’t hesitate at that. With one hand he grabbed Chuuyas jaw and pulled him forward, closing the gap between them and pushing their lips together.
It felt different from what he imagined. Dazai’s lips were really soft and it felt weird, but a good kind of weird. It definitely wasn’t as underwhelming as he thought it would be, yet it also wasn’t that special either.
That changed however when Dazai put his other hand around his waist, pulling him even closer, Chuuya was now almost completely in Dazai’s lap. The brunet started moving his lips against his own and Chuuya tried following his lead. He knew it wasn’t perfect, but neither of them cared.
Chuuya felt himself getting lost in the feeling, he completely gave into the desires he didn’t know he had until now and melted against Dazai, bringing his hands up into his hair and around his shoulders. He sighed into the kiss. Chuuya felt a burning sensation where the tallers hands lingered around his own neck and over his shirt around his waist and as Dazai started moving them he felt like he’d completely lose it.
Dazai dragged his one hand up and down his waist and hips leaving a tickling feeling wherever they went. His other hand began playing with Chuuya’s hair and tilting his head just a tiny bit further so their lips could fit together even better. Chuuya however decided it wasn’t quite enough and took it upon himself to get into Dazai’s lap completely. The redhead felt the other smiling against his lips for just a moment, but right now he couldn’t care less about giving Dazai the satisfaction of basically admitting how much he liked it through his own actions.
Right when Chuuya thought it couldn’t get any better Dazai put a thumb on Chuuya’s chin pulling it downwards and parting his lips. Just a moment later he felt a tongue again his own. Chuuya wanted to moan right then and there. Holy fuck he didn’t know a tongue could feel this good. Dazai swirled it around in every possible way exploring Chuuya’s mouth and Chuuya relaxed against him.
After a while Chuuya had to pull away due to the lack of air. He opened his eyes just a bit and when he did he was greeted with the most beautiful sight he could ever imagine. Dazai’s lips were red and a bit swollen and he imagined his own were no different. The brunet’s eyes were half lidded and he looked at him with the most piercing and lust filled expression Chuuya has ever seen. Dazai was panting as well and Chuuya’s eyes went slightly wide at the sight in front of him.
Dazai didn’t give him a lot of time to think about it though as he pulled Chuuya in again, capturing his lips. This time their tongues were instantly against the others once again. Dazai’s lips seemed to have become even softer if that was possible. The brunet pulled him impossibly closer and bit into Chuuya’s lips. God just how many more surprises were there.
Had someone told Chuuya a week ago he was about to lose it simply from Dazai biting his lip he would have laughed at them. Dazai’s tongue found his again and Chuuya could feel himself get more breathless by the second. The way Dazai’s hands wandered around his body also seemed to have changed, they were way more demanding than before holding Chuuya in place.
The redhead had to pull away for air once again, but this time Dazai didn’t stop with him as he did the first time. Dazai’s mouth went down to his neck and started kissing the skin below his jaw. Chuuya didn’t expect that and was slightly surprised though he was already too gone to care. Then the brunet began sucking and occasionally biting his skin and at this point Chuuya was sure he had lost it completely. His mouth fell open and only with effort he could stop a whimper escaping him.
Then without a warning Dazai’s hands slipped beneath his shirt just as he sucked a mark into an especially sensitive part of his neck and Chuuya couldn’t help but moan. He felt Dazai smirking again. His skin felt hot with Dazai’s hands on him and he never wanted him to stop ever again.
After that Dazai seemed to try to pull more sounds out of Chuuya and the redhead struggled to hold them back. Dazai pulled away from his neck and looked Chuuya in the eyes with the most sinful look Chuuya had ever seen. “Don’t hold back, darling.” Chuuya was about to combust. Dazai’s voice was raspy and the pet name turned his head upside down.
Dazai went back to kissing his neck and, just as he demanded, Chuuya didn’t hold back on the noises this time. Occasionally letting moans and whimpers slip. He felt like he was in heaven and when Dazai sucked on that particular spot again his eyes rolled back and he had no shame about the loud whimper he let out. Chuuya gripped harder onto Dazai’s shoulder and arched his back into the others Chest. Dazai’s hands on his waist suddenly pulled him back and the lips on his neck also disappeared.
“I think that’s enough for today. “
Chuuya needed a few seconds to register what Dazai said to him and after he did, he started to come back to his senses. Chuuya blinked at him a few times, he felt lightheaded, and then it hit him. What the actual fuck just happened? Dazai’s hands retracted from under his shirt and he looked at the other with a smug expression. “You good there? Did that change your mind?” Chuuya’s mind was completely overwhelmed with everything that just happened and he didn’t manage to respond.
Dazai gave him one last peak and them pushed him off his lap and sat him down on the couch next to himself. “How about you calm down a little and I get you a glass of water?” He got up and walked over to the kitchen.
Chuuya’s mind finally started to work again and he was stunned. Well, that was one hell of a first kiss, though he would never admit that to Dazai. The brunet most definitely already knew anyways, but he didn’t think he could ever bare the humiliation of confessing it.