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05/25 11:03 I WONDER IF I COULD CATCH A HOT FOOTED FROG
05/25 11:07 WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT ONCE YOU CAUGHT IT END
05/25 11:14 I WANT TO SEE THE EFFECTS IT HAS WHEN INGESTED END
05/25 11:16 DONT STOP THEY TASTE TERRIBLE END
06/17 15:25 YOU ARE STRANGE FOR EATING FROGS YOU KNOW STOP BUT YOU WERE RIGHT THEY DO TASTE TERRIBLE END
06/17 15:28 I TRIED TO WARN YOU STOP THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS I WILL EAT BUT FROGS ARE NOT ONE OF THEM END
06/17 15:33 MAYBE I COULD HAVE JUST ASKED YOU WHAT HAPPENED THEN RATHER THAN MAKING THE MISTAKE OF TRYING IT MYSELF STOP WHAT EFFECTS DID IT HAVE ON YOU STOP I WASN’T ABLE TO TELL AT ALL BECAUSE I COULDN’T MANAGE TO STOMACH IT END
06/17 15:36 I FELT… FASTER STOP QUICKER WHICH IS A LOT BECAUSE I WAS A BOY WITH LOTS OF ENERGY TO BEGIN WITH END
06/17 15:38 HOW LONG DID THE EFFECTS LAST END
06/17 15:41 A FEW HOURS STOP I DONT REALLY REMEMBER TOO WELL END
06/17 15:46 YOURE AWFULLY CONCERNED ABOUT SUCH TRIVIAL DETAILS FOR A FROG FANATIC END
06/17 15:48 THATS MS FROG TO YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH END
06/17 15:49 AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING FROG FANATIC WHEN YOURE THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY ATE A FROG END
06/17 15:51 THATS MR FROG TO YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH END
06/17 15:53 ONLY IF YOU CALL ME MRS FROG IN RETURN END
06/17 15:56 ALRIGHT MRS FROG END
07/02 08:34 TO MRS FROG YOULL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME OVER THE WEEKEND END
07/02 08:36 MR FROG DID YOU NEARLY DIE AGAIN END
07/02 08:40 MAYBE
07/02 08:42 MR FROG I
07/02 08:43 UNBELIEVABLE
07/02 08:44 IT IS A MIRACLE FROM THE GODDESS HERSELF THAT YOU ARE ALIVE WITH THE COUNTLESS STORIES OF YOUR RECKLESSNESS
07/02 08:45 END
07/02 08:48 SO DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE STORY OR NOT END
07/02 08:50 I DONT THINK I SHOULD ENCOURAGE SUCH RECKLESSNESS STOP
07/02 08:52 BUT YES PLEASE TELL ME END
07/02 08:56 SO I FOUND THIS LYNEL
07/02 08:56 WHAT
07/02 08:57 WHILE I WAS ON A HIKE BUT I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND GO BACK INSTEAD OF CONFRONTING ON MY OWN STOP YOU KNOW LIKE YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO STOP NOT THAT I USUALLY DO STOP
07/02 08:59 I CANT BELIEVE YOU NORMALLY WOULDNT STOP BUT WHAT HAPPENED ANYHOW END
07/02 08:59 SHH PLEASE JUST LISTEN SO I WAS LEAVING WHEN I HEARD IT ROAR BECAUSE IT HAD SPOTTED ME ALREADY STOP SO I TURN AROUND AND TAKE OUT MY HUNTING KNIFE AND
07/02 09:00 SEE RECKLESS
07/02 09:00 CHARGED AT IT BEFORE DIVING TO THE SIDE AT THE LAST SECOND SO THAT I COULD JUMP ON ITS BACK STOP BUT OTHER THAN THAT THE LYNEL IS NOW DEAD AND IM NOT TOO HURT FOR IT END
07/02 09:05 MRS FROG ARE YOU STILL THERE OR DID YOU GET ON A REAL TELEGRAM END
07/02 09:07 OH IM STILL HERE IM JUST NOT SURE HOW TO RESPOND TO YOU JUST TELLING ME YOU KILLED A LYNEL WITH ONLY A HUNTING KNIFE STOP
07/02 09:09 I HOPE YOURE ALRIGHT END
07/02 09:12 NO NEED TO WORRY IM AS FIT AS A FIDDLE AS ALWAYS STOP JUST A BRUISED BUTT AND A BRUISED EGO END
07/02 09:15 GOOD STOP GLAD YOURE NOT DEAD STOP I THINK I LIKE YOU TOO MUCH FOR THAT END
07/28 13:19 TO MRS FROG I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU STOP ONE THAT IS MORE IN YOUR AREA OF EXPERTISE THAN MINE END
07/28 13:21 TO MR FROG YOU HAVE CAUGHT MY ATTENTION STOP NOW PLEASE DONT LET ME DIE OF CURIOSITY AND TELL ME END
07/28 13:25 IVE HEARD THAT CERTAIN GEMSTONE ACCESSORIES CAN HAVE EFFECTS TO WARD OFF CERTAIN THINGS STOP IS THAT TRUE END
07/28 13:28 THEY DO HAVE EFFECTS THE SAME WAY EATING CERTAIN PLANTS OR ANIMALS DOES STOP WHY DO YOU ASK ARE YOU TRYING TO DRESS YOURSELF UP PRETTY END
07/28 13:29 I WISH
07/28 13: 32 BUT NO SOME FRIENDS AND I ARE GOING TO GO HIKING IN THE MOUNTAINS THIS WEEKEND AND THEN I SAW THE WEATHER REPORT IN THE NEWSPAPER AND GOT WORRIED ABOUT HOW COLD IT WOULD BE END
07/28 13:35 PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A FULL RUBY SET WITH A CIRCLET NECKLACE BRACELET AND MAYBE EVEN EARRINGS IF YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING THAT CRAZY END
06/28 13:37 I
07/28 13:38 HAVE SOME RUBIES
07/28 13:42 THE CUT OF THE GEMSTONE DRAWS OUT ITS EFFECT FAR BETTER THAN JUST THE GEMSTONE ITSELF STOP THE PROXIMITY TO SKIN HELPS WARD OFF WHATEVER THAT PARTICULAR GEMSTONE DOES WHICH MAKES IT BETTER TO BE IN THE FORM OF JEWELRY STOP THE PROCESS TAKES PRECISION AND TAKES TIME BUT SINCE SUPPLIES ARE ALSO AN ISSUE MOST JEWELRY MERCHANTS THAT SPECIALIZE IN SUCH ACCESSORIES WILL GIVE A DISCOUNT FOR SOMEONE BRINGING IN THE KIND OF GEMSTONE FOR THE TYPE OF ACCESSORIES THEY WANT END
07/28 13:47 THANK YOU
07/28 13:48 DO YOU LIKE JEWELRY THEN END
07/28 13:48 I LIKE KNOWING ABOUT THINGS ESPECIALLY USEFUL THINGS IN GENERAL STOP I CERTAINLY ENJOY MY IMPRACTICAL INDULGENCES THOUGH NOTHING AS EXTREME AS SOME OF THE STORIES YOU TELL ME END
07/28 13:51 WELL I LIKE HEARING YOU TALK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS YOU KNOW STOP AND IF YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY CRAZY STORIES I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO TELL THEM TO YOU END
07/28 13:53 THE SENTIMENT IS QUITE RECIPROCATED
07/28 13:54 THOUGH I CANNOT HEAR YOU END
07/28 13:57 MAYBE WE’LL HAVE TO CHANGE THAT AND ACTUALLY MEET EACH OTHER END
07/28 14:00 I THINK I WOULD LIKE THAT END
08/18 09:47 TO MR FROG I SIMPLY MUST TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT I LEARNED IN THAT EXPERIMENT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT END
08/18 09:52 MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
08/18 09:54 IM HERE MRS FROG IM HERE
08/18 09:55 ITS JUST BEEN A
08/18 09:56 ROUGH DAY END
08/18 09:59 OH IM SORRY STOP
08/18 10:00 DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT END
08/18 10:05 YES THAT WOULD BE NICE STOP
08/18 10:06 IT ALMOST JUST SEEMS TOO SIMPLE TO SAY STOP
08/18 10:08 BUT ITS BEEN EXACTLY A YEAR SINCE MY MOM DIED END
08/18 10:10 OH
08/18 10:11 AND EVERYTHING SEEMS TO MAKE YOU THINK OF HER AND MAKES YOU MISS HER THAT MUCH MORE DOESNT IT END
08/18 10:13 YES I
08/18 10:15 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE STOP WORDS CANT REALLY EXPLAIN IT CAN THEY END
08/18 10:18 NO THEY REALLY CANT END
08/18 10:20 WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT IT WAS LIKE STOP WHEN YOU LOST A PARENT END
08/18 10:23 I SUPPOSE
08/18 10:24 I WAS A CHILD WHEN MY MOTHER DIED STOP HER BEING GONE HURT FOR A LONG TIME ESPECIALLY SINCE MY FATHER DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME STOP
08/18 10:27 IT MUST HAVE BEEN A LOT HARDER TO DEAL WITH AS A CHILD END
08/18 10:29 IN SOME WAYS IT WAS STOP BUT IVE HAD A LONG TIME TO GET USED TO IT END
08/18 10:31 DOES IT GET BETTER END
08/18 10:33 YOU THINK ABOUT IT LESS OFTEN END
08/18 10:37 THANKS STOP I FEEL BETTER NOW THAT IVE TALKED ABOUT IT END
08/18 10:39 NOW WHAT WAS IT THAT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT YOUR EXPERIMENT END
09/08 16:10 TO CENTRAL HYRULE ELECTIONS OFFICE A VOTE FOR URBOSA NABORIS
09/08 16:10 TO CENTRAL HYRULE ELECTIONS OFFICE A VOTE FOR URBOSA NABORIS
09/08 16:11 TO CENTRAL HYRULE ELECTIONS OFFICE A VOTE FOR RUTO ZORANA
09/08 16:12 TO CENTRAL HYRULE ELECTIONS OFFICE A VOTE FOR URBOSA NABORIS
[A BREAK]
09/08 16:16 TO MRS FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/08 16:18 TO MR FROG YES I AM STOP
09/08 16:19 WE HAVE BEEN BUSY HERE WITH ALL THE VOTES FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTION STOP I CANT WAIT UNTIL ITS OVER SO I CAN TALK WITH YOU AGAIN END
09/08 16:22 SO THATS WHERE YOUVE BEEN STOP I WAS WONDERING IF ID HAVE TO GO FIGHT A DRAGON OR SOMETHING TO FREE YOU FROM WHATEVER HAD BEEN HOLDING YOU CAPTIVE END
09/08 16:23 TO CENTRAL HYRULE ELECTIONS OFFICE A VOTE FOR URBOSA NABORIS
09/13 08:13 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 08:18 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 08:23 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 08:25 MR FROG PLEASE ANSWER END
09/13 09:03 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 09:12 TO MR FROG I CAN TALK TO YOU NOW CAN YOU PLEASE ANSWER END
09/13 09:20 MR FROG
09/13 09:34 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 09:44 THIS FEELS POINTLESS
09/13 09:53 IF YOURE NOT GOING TO ANSWER ANYWAYS I SUPPOSE THAT I MAY AS WELL SAY WHATEVER I LIKE
09/13 09:56 I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH YOU MR FROG
09/13 09:59 NOT THAT YOULL EVER KNOW NOW
09/13 11:12 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE STOP
09/13 11:13 PLEASE TELL ME YOURE THERE PLEASE TELL ME YOU WERE JUST BUSY THE OTHER TIMES I TRIED TALKING TO YOU THIS MORNING AND THAT YOULL TALK NOW
09/13 11:15 I MISS YOU
09/13 11:16 END
09/13 13:09 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 13:13 THESE MESSAGES ARE POINTLESS
09/13 13:33 BUT I SUPPOSE I STILL HOPE THAT YOULL RESPOND IF NOT TODAY THEN PERHAPS TOMORROW BECAUSE YOU JUST WERENT THERE
09/13 14:08 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 14:18 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 14:54 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 14:55 MR FROG ARE YOU
09/13 15:37 MR FROG
09/13 16:03 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 16:44 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 17:13 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
09/13 18:06 TO MR FROG ARE YOU THERE END
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