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SquadGoals:
Artistic_0turtle added (212)-555-1804 to SquadGoals
Lafayeet: ???
SUPERsecretSpY: John whos that?
Artistic_0turtle: guy lives in the dorm next to us
(212)-555-1804: Hey! I'm Alex. In dorm 106B:)
(212)-555-1804 changed name to littlelion_
Lafayeet: Pleasure to meet you, mon ami
littlelion_: oh, parles-tu francais?
littlelion_: français*
Lafayeet: Oui! I am from France
littlelion_: oh cool I'm fluent in french. its my second language
SUPERsecretSpY: oh wow. is english your first?
littlelion_: nope. english is my third. spanish is my first.
SUPERsecretSpY: damn.
Artistic_0turtle: whats your pronouns alex
littlelion_: oh he/they. what about you guys
Artistic_0turtle: he/him
Lafayeet: they/them
SUPERsecretSpY: he/him
littlelion_: alr cool good to know thanks
littlelion_: are all y'all roommates?
Artistic_0turtle: yep
Lafayeet: and datemates
SUPERsecretSpY: laf-
Lafayeet: what
Lafayeet: Was I not supposed to tell him? Are you two embarrassed?
Artistic_0turtle: nono, of course not. it's just that - we'll talk later alr darlin?
Lafayeet: alright…
littlelion_: sprry i had to help my roommates with somethin
littlelion_: sorry*
littlelion_: and oh thats cool that you guys get to live with your partners
littlelion_: im like single af :')
Artistic_0turtle: yeah it's pretty fun! :) Glad your so chill with it. some people tend to freak about the whole poly thing
littlelion_: nah its not a big deal to me. you guys love each other, and thats whats important right?
Lafayeet: Oui! See mon amours I told you it was not a thing to worry for. If Alex did not accept he was no good friend perchance
littlelion_: what???
littlelion_: where
littlelion_: where did you hear that word?
Artistic_0turtle: honey that's not what that means
Lafayeet: non? i read it in a ribbeting college essay
SUPERsecretSpY: you mean 'riveting'?
Lafayeet: Oui! Riveting!
littlelion_: you mean this one?
littlelion_: https://youtu.be/SOceYlhCwjs
Lafayeet: Yes!! that's the one!!
littlelion_: …alright
Artistic_0turtle: this is a very common occurrence alex
littlelion_: nah I understand it. when i was trying to learn english it had the most difficult grammar structure out of all the languages i know.
SUPERsecretSpY: 'all'!? as in spanish french and english right?? right???
littlelion_: No..? Spanish, French, English, Getman, Italian, and i can read and write in Hebrew.
Artistic_0turtle: h
Artistic_0turtle: o
Artistic_0turtle: l
Artistic_0turtle: y
Artistic_0turtle: s
Artistic_0turtle: h
Artistic_0turtle: i
Artistic_0turtle: t
SUPERsecretSpY: !?!!!?!! I know some Galeic but thats only cuz im from Ireland
Artistic_0turtle: you're from Ireland!?!!
Artistic_0turtle: wow
Artistic_0turtle: you think you know someone after dating them for three months
SUPERsecretSpY: …I've told you guys this before
Lafayeet: Oui
Lafayeet: herc has definitely told us. you just don't pay attention.
Artistic_0turtle: LIES
Artistic_0turtle: LIES AND SLANDER
littlelion_: skwkdodkwof
Artistic_0turtle: stfu and stop laughing at me alex. i regret introducing y'all
littelion_: LWKRKFOF HOLY SHIT AND YOUR SOUTHERN
littlelion_: HOLY SHITEKDNFN THOS IS TOO FUNNY IMAGINE BEING SOUTHERN SLOLOOOLLEHWJFJ
Artistic_0turtle: how did you know i was southern
littlelion_: LITERALLY NO NORMAL PERSON USES "Y'ALL" IN TEXT
Artistic_0turtle: this is bullying :(( im going to finish unpacking.
Artistic_0turtle: wanna meet up at the cafe at three??
littlelion_: pftt sure country boy
Artistic_0turtle has gone offline
Lafayeet: oh mon dieu that was hilarious. i like you alez
Lafayeet: alex*
littlelion_: oh shit wait guys google says perchance is another word for "perhaps" so laf your sentence was grammatically incorrect but the word usage could be accurate just fyi
Lafayeet: Oh! so i was correct? thank you for informing me of this mon ami
Lafayeet: I excitingly await meeting you in person
Lafayeet: john is asking me to help unpack au revoir
littlelion_: bye
Lafayeet has gone offline
SUPERsecretSpY: yeah i should probavly go to. nice to meet ya man have a good day
SUPERsecretSpY: wait sry you said your pronouns were he/they are names like that okay
littlelion_: yeah thats fine thx for adking tho
littlelion_: bye
SUPERsecretSpY: bye
SUPERsecretSpY has gone offline
SMFDR Poly:
ABurr: Hey Thomas, have you unpacked all your stuff yet?
Teeej: yep. all good. can i come down and hang out qith yall? i can help yall unpack if you want
ABurr: Alright. The room is 106B
Teeej: ok, see y'all soon
MadHatter: Our roommate is here just so you know
Teeej: is he cute? ;)
MadHatter: Oh for fucks sake
ABurr: ….
Teeej: I'm just joking, my loves
ABurr: It is Alex Hamilton. So yes, he is cute. But I don't think you would be interested.
Teeej: oh
Teeej: yeah uh
Teeej: okay
Teeej: nevermind
Teeej: ill be over soon darlings:)
Squad Goals
littlelion_ is online
littlelion_: ugh
littlelion_: my roommates and their boyfriend are insufferable
Lafayeet is online
Lafayeet: What are their names?? I know everyone at school
littlelion_: you didn't know me though???
Lafayeet:
Lafayeet:
Lafayeet: What are your roommates names?
littlelion_: aaron burr and james madison. i knew burr in freshman year. hes chill.
littlelion_: i did a project once with madision?? he is pretty quiet. burr is too. their bf on the other hand
Lafayeet: oh you mran toma?
Lafayeet: mean*
littlelion_: yhomas?
Lafayeet: Oui. thomas jefgerson?
Lafayeet: jeffetson*
Lafayeet: jefferson**
littlelion_: yeah. him. hes kinda an asshole.
Artistic_0turtle is online
Artistic_0turtle: that's the understatement of the century, but alright.
Artistic_0turtle: James is nice though
littlelion_: bro ugh apparently i share classes with tj :')
Artistic_0turtle: lmao good luck with that
littlelion_: >:(
Lafayeet: anyways…are you on your way to the cafe? we are all about to exit currently
littlelion_: i will leave in two minutes
Artistic_0turtle: ok
littlelion_: nevermind. on my way right now.
Lafayeet: ???
littlelion_: jeff, mads, and burr started flirting and it's painful to watch. im getting out ASAP
Artistic_0turtle: lmao
SMFDR Poly:
ABurr: Thomas. You left your glasses and scarf here.
MadHatter: And your binder.
Teeej: oh shi rlly sry guys ill come grab em soon
Teeej:
Teeej:
Teeej: how tf did i forget my binder???
MadHatter: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Teeej: wait how tf did you make that emoticon
Teeej: teach me your ways
MadHatter: Uhh follow these steps
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MadHatter: img.attachment.screenshot2
MadHatter: img.attachment.screenshot3
MadHatter: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Teeej: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Teeej: OH MY GOD JEM I DID IT
Teeej: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Teeej: ┌(・。・)┘♪
Teeej: ( /^ω^)/♪♪
Teeej: /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ᕦ⊙෴⊙ᕤ
ABurr: Jemmy, what did you just do?
Teeej: smth wonderful ✧\(>o<)ﾉ✧
MadHatter: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯