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13:32
VOLTRON GC
[Pidge added Keith, Shiro, Hunk and Lance to VOLTRON GC]
Pidge: WELCOME
Pidge: TO
Pidge: THE VOLTRON GC
Keith: what's this for
Lance: WOOO
Lance: GROUP CHAT
Pidge: well, the comms broke so this is so we can communicate
Pidge: your welcome
Pidge: I just need to make a few adjustments for pictures and videos
Pidge: you know. So we can send them
Shiro: good work pidge!
Shiro: this will be excellent for team bonding
[Lance changed Shiro's name to shiroGAYne]
Lance: or team breaking B)
shiroGAYne: Lance…
Pidge: YES MY CHILD IS LEARNING!!!
Lance: :D
Pidge: :D
shiroGAYne: why hasn't Hunk spoken
Keith: beats me
Lance: i beat you
Keith: in your dreams
Lance: i know you are
Keith: …
Keith: …
Keith: …
shiroGAYne: i think Lance broke Keith…
Hunk: okay I'm here
Hunk: i was just doing some baking
Hunk: what did I miss?
Pidge: scroll up :)
Hunk: ooooooooooooooooh
Hunk: hehe
[Keith changed Lance's name to lonce]
lonce: lonce?
lonce: BE CREATIVE!!
[lonce changed their name to ambuLANCE]
ambuLANCE: much better
Keith: nope
[Keith changed ambuLANCE's name to idiot]
Keith: :)
Keith: perfect
idiot: :/
[idiot changed Keith's name to keef]
idiot: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[idiot changed Pidge's name to pidgeon]
pidgeon: WHY DID /I/GET DRAGGED INTO THIS?!
idiot: because why not
Hunk: im scared
Hunk: you two are scary
Hunk: also ive noticed shiro hasn't typed ina while
pidgeon: ye he sleeping
keef: really?
keef: wow first time hes slept in like 300 years
[idiot changed Hunk's name to funk]
funk: Lance….
funk: save me the evils…
funk: I'm ur best friend
pidgeon: up town funk
pidgeon: friday night funkin'
pidgeon: funk rhymes with hunk
pidgeon: yk. The usuals.
pidgeon: hello?
pidgeon: anyone else here?
pidgeon: ugh
13:58
funk - idiot
funk: you gotta tell him soon
funk: to be honest he did look flustered in the video call when u sed he was in ur dreams or whatever
funk: I still don't understand how the comms broke but not the video call things
idiot: Hunk, shush. I'm texting someone
funk: is it who I think it is? ;)
idiot: maybe ;)
funk: ;)
13:58
keef - idiot
idiot: hi
keef: yes?
idiot: nothing
keef: then why are you texting me?
idiot: maybe there is something?
keef: what is it then?
idiot: well
idiot: idk how to put this but
13:59
funk - idiot
funk: are you telling him?
idiot: i think so?
13:59
keef - idiot
idiot: your really cool
idiot: and brave
idiot: and caring
keef: okay?
idiot: i just
idiot: really like you
keef: me?
idiot: AS A LEADER
idiot: you didn't let me finish
keef: oh
keef: ok
14:02
funk - idiot
idiot: I FUCKED UPPPPPPP
idiot: TvT
funk: what happened?
idiot: I said I really like and he said 'me?' and I chicken out and added 'as a leader'!
idiot: :(((((((((((
funk: awwww Lance :(
funk: you are going back there right now and telling him how you feel NOW
funk: omg Lance u just got teleported into Keith's lion?!
funk: onto his lap!?
funk: and everyone else was teleported into ur lion?!
funk: Kosmo is /clever/
funk: TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
funk: oh.. wait… you dropped ur phone
funk: I'll get everyone to leave the call;)