Archive of Our Own ^beta

Chapter Text

nebula: HELLO EVERYONE and welcome to my reaction book. I'm going to summon the bots and cons *snaps fingers* 

everyone: (⊙_⊙)*shock*

Bulkhead: HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!?

nebula: magic Bulkhead, magic

Screamer: no such thing as magic fleshy

nebula: oh yeah?

Screamer: yeah

nebula: then what be this *dark Vader choking style*

Screamer: *choking 2 feet off the ground*

everyone:(•_•)

Optimus: please put Starscream down.... may I ask your name?

nebula:*puts screamer down* how rude of me. My name is nebula 

Optimus: nice to meet you miss nebula

nebula: don't do that, just call me nebula, any way ON WITH THE REACTION

Chapter Text

nebula: *snaps fingers* now I want you all to react to a few pics, they are a little sad

everyone: *poofs into existence*

bumbebee: hbmbd( how sad)

nebula: sad, now react

all bots but Optimus: *in tears*

the humans: *crying* 

ratchet: Optimus is that true

Optimus: *nods slowly*

cons: you guys didn't notice that

nebula: you guys, I have more like this

the bots and humans: NOOOOOOOOO

bumblebee: *faints*

Optimus: *really uncomfortable*

ratchet: *dead* 

bulkhead: *giving Optimus a hug while crying*

Arcee: *also giving Optimus a hug*

cons: how did you all not notice his pain, we all saw it when we got to Earth

bots: *crying harder*

nebula: moving on

bots: *all dead cause of sadness*

con: *confused* 

Optimus: *VERY uncomfortable*

bulkhead: how did the cons see that Optimus was in pain and we didn't(┬┬﹏┬┬)

Megatron: how did you not, wait he's prime he's supposed to be a great actor

all the bots but Optimus: BUT STILL

ratchet: why didn't you tell us, tell me

Optimus: it wasn't any of your burdens to bear *looks away*

ratchet and Megatron: your taking this job to seriously

Optimus:*childishly* you can't tell me how to do my job

so this is my first reaction book so please tell me what you all think in da comments PEACE✌

Chapter Text

nebula: HELLO bots and cons today you all are going to react to some memes

all: ok

nebula: oh and bee

bumblebee: yeah

nebula: it's all PG for raf

Optimus: *looks at Megatron with concern* are you alright?

other bots and humans: *dying of laughter*

megatron:*faceplate blue* I was not like that

soundwave: HE LIES

all decepticons: *nod*

all autobots: *also nod*

starscream: rude

everyone *dead-pan looks*

jack: I'm glad shockwave isn't a dentist

other humans: yeah

everyone but Megatron, ratchet, and Optimus: he has emotions?!?!?!?

Optimus: no being doesn't have them, some are just better at hiding them

soundwave: *nods*

everyone but Megatron: *burst out laughing*

Optimus: *quietly giggles*

Megatron: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??????

Chapter Text

nebula: y'all going to react to these memes, a few pics, and a video

everyone: *nods*

nebula: let's go

Optimus: *stands up*YES! the picture speaks the truth, power tools and ratchet don't mix well at ALL, ever!!

ratchet: *offended* why would you think that?!

Megatron and Optimus: you blew up almost half of Iacon academy and that was without Wheeljack or soundwave's help

ratchet: no regrets losers(⌐■_■)

ratchet: seriously?

Optimus: I emit nothing

kids:*laughing*

ratchet: YOU WERE SERIOUS

Optimus: mech you thought I lied

ratchet: um yeah

Optimus: don't speak to me

Miko: wait you met Moses like, the guy in the Bible who led the Israelites for 40 years in the wilderness

Optimus: yep

Chapter Text

nebula: HELLO, and welcome back 

cybertronians: hey/ hello/ greetings

nebula: today y'all are going to react to rescue bots memes

everyone but OP: *shocked* wait there are rescue bots that are still alive? but the last ones went offline decades ago

nebula: not all of them, right Optimus?

Optimus: *mumbles* yes

nebula: that reminds me, we got guests *snaps fingers*

rescue bots, they're human and the recruits: *poof* WHERE ARE WE!?

nebula: you are all in the reactatorium

hotshot: what's a reactatorium

nebula: where you all are, right here

recruits: * have offlined due to sass*

Optimus: was that necessary?

nebula: I guess I could have been nicer but, you can't say anything Mr. keep-rare-bots-lives-a-secret

nebula: now, let's react!

heatwave: that was a very bad, very terrible day

blades: oh come on heatwave, sideswipe wasn't that bad

heatwave:*whispers*oh yes he was

*crickets chirping in the background*

recruits: what's that supposed to mean?

rescue bots: it means nothing. Positively nothing

hotshot: you sure? 

chief burns: yes I am sure

whirl: It's nice to know that we're liked, though that poor guy got fired

rescue bots: no comment

blades, boulder, and chase: YOU DRINK COFFEE!?

heatwave: yeah, but not that much. You guys didn't know that?

blades, boulder, and chase: we've talked about this heatwave, even if they tick you off you don't threaten human

heatwave: even Dr. Morocco?

blades, chase: he's the only exception

boulder: just because he has a bad heart doesn't mean we can let heatwave kill him with sarcasm

recruits: you mean as a hyperbole, right?

boulder: sadly no back when we were your age, Heatwave was REALLY tired and snapped at one of our professors. Afterward, the professor fired himself and heatwave got detention for a mega-cycle 

heatwave: to be fair, his lessons were pretty bad also, no regrets

blades, boulder, chase; still!

nebula: bye-bye╰(*°▽°*)╯

Chapter Text

Sorry, I haven't been updating, it's just that the end of the quarter is tomorrow so I've been getting a lot of homework. So much so that I've barely found time for Wattpad, and let me tell you the people on the bus are ANYTHING BUT quiet, save me pls( ﾟдﾟ)つ 

Chapter Text

nebula: HELLO AGAIN and welcome to another reaction, please check out my other book Optimus short stories. Let's get the others over here

everyone: *poof*

megatron:*falls on the ground* and I can't even take a stasis nap anymore *throws servos up in exasperation*

Optimus: *on the ground, asleep on his stomach*

ratchet: maybe you can't but Orion sure can

Megatron: Ryan can sleep anywhere if he's tired enough

ratchet:*roughly shakes Optimus*

Optimus:*mumbles* 5 more kliks(minutes) creators, 5 more kliks

ratchet: no, now. 5 kliks will turn into 5 microcycles(hours)

Optimus:*whines* I'm up, I'm up, I'm up stop shaking me *stands up*

nebula: anyway the pictures I want you to react to today might be a little scary, you have all  been warned so you all have time to prepare

Megatron: how scary can they be, they were made by humans

megatron:*speechless*

nebula: I told you so

raf:  that's scary

nebula: I know, from what I can tell Nemesis Prime is more ruthless, cunning, and dangerous than Megatron

Decepticons:* jaws are dropped and faceplates are blue*

nebula: ok this isn't a picture of nemesis or SG Optimus but, Optimus gone feral is alright too

Optimus: why is my faceplate covered in blood and why are my optics red

nebula: well when you eat organic flesh, the blood gets everywhere and as for your optics, from the story, you adapt to earth so much that you now eat flesh and thrive off of death

nebula: if you want to find the book I got this picture from it's called My Way. Go to Quotev.com, go to the category and click horror, then search up tfp my way and it should be the first thing to pop up, just look for this picture. I would just give you all the link but I don't know how to

Optimus:*horrified* I eat organic flesh!?

nebula: yes, and you enjoy it. NEXT PICTURE

decepticons*stare*

all Autobots: .......... *turns to Optimus* are you alright

Optimus: I don't know any more *buries helm in servos* I just don't know anymore

miko: wait, what does SG mean

nebula: SG stands for Shattered Glass

Miko: oh

Chapter Text

nebula: today y'all are going to react to incorrect quotes

Arcee: what are incorrect quotes

nebula: you'll have to find out

agent flower: not an emergency

Miko: being out of Doritos is an enormous emergency

*crickets chirping in the background*

jack:........she's right. Science has taken it too far

bumblebee: jbibnjbnivjvijvietjvbivjbnve (that's not how it happened at all)

Starscream: he's right, he got tricked by humans

bumblebee: UHVHRVHU (SHUT UP STARSCREAM)

Starscream: and people think I'm rude

megatron:*to airachnid* do you need a psychiatrist

OP: stab, (of a person) thrust a knife or other pointed weapon into (someone) so as to wound or kill.

megsy: I wasn't asking you, dictionary

Optimus: well sorry, I guess it's my fault that I give definitions when I'm tired

bulkhead: why do you give definitions when you are tired?

OP: Well when you're bored as a scraplet in an organic forest and you in a place full of datapads you pretty much have no choice but to read the datapads, even if they're dictionaries, or die of boredom

bumblebee: fbvhv (REALLY!?)

hatchet: I DID NOT

Optimus: .....how?

raf: you don't want to know

nebula: let's just leave it at that

bulkhead: why does it sound like raf is joining the Decepticons?

the human:*to the bots* are you all ok

bots:*shake their helms * no we're not 

kids:*hugs their guardians*

Miko: and by the way boss bot, I love the innocent "guys I have like, 12 dollars"

cons and humans: *laughing their afts off*

hatch:*blushes blue* well I wasn't in my right mind at the time

OP:*rises optic-ridge* ya think?

everyone:*stares at megsy*

OP:*helm palms* we talked about this, it's not dark white

Megan:..... are you sure

OP: FOR THE LAST TIME, YES I'M SURE YOUR FRAME COLOR IS NOT DARK WHITE YO-hmph

soundwave*covers OP's intake*

Prime:*glares*

soundwave:*smiling emoji*

nebula: well that's it for today folks, this chapter was brought to you by my inability to sleep till 6:12 hence why this one is published so early,*angrily shakes fist* dang you daylight savings, dang you

Chapter Text

nebula: it looks like people like the Decepticon memes so I'll make another one

Starscream: RUDE

Megatron: fine, two maybe three

Starscream: not helping

megatron: welp, I tried

nebula: I make that face mentally ALL the time

Optimus: why 

nebula: I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots, but I'm not really, it's just that I get frustrated easily and when others fail at something easy for me, it pushes my buttons and ticks me off though I have to remind my self that I can't get mad at them for that reason

knockout: WHO WOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF A SHARPEN DIGIT!?

soundwave: depends.... on the...way....said...sharpen digits...are in use

knockout: ......what?

Optimus: what soundwave means is one should fear the manor of action a sharpened digit is used in, like that you should be afraid of them when their trying to kill you, but not in the way knockout fears them

everyone:*nods dumbly*

Autobots: we're not that scary....are we

vehicons: yes you all are, we don't call you civil predacons for nothing, y'all be terrifying

Autobots: ............

OP: stay AWAY from machines, you psycho glitch

everyone:*laughing their afts off*

nebula: ok I know this doesn't involve the Decepticons but, they are implied and I find this hilarious. Have a good whatever time of day or night it is for you, also I NEED PICTURES FOR MY OTHER BOOK please send any on down, but I might not be able to do some as I only know a few fandoms. BYE!

Chapter Text

nebula: today y'all are going to react to some cute pictures

everyone: ok

miko:*squeals* THEY ARE SO CUTE

Optimus and megatron:*blush bright blue*

Miko: bucket head looks SO fluffy and soft and Optimus looks like he needs some love, I could cuddle them FOREVER

nebula: well you're in luck then*snaps fingers*

Optimus and megatron:*turn into cats* NYA!?

miko: CoMe tO mIkO KiTTys

OP and megs: HISSSSSSSS *turns and runs*

/A FEW MINUTES LATER/

miko:*cuddling OP and megsy*

OP and megsy:*glares*

nebula: I am sorry, to those who are reading this, please give a vote to save them. NEXT PICTURE

jack: wow

Miko: GIRL POWER!!!!!

miko:*screams* ahhhhh he is so cute and fluffy

ratchet: do NOT turn me into a cat

nebula: ok

agent fowler: can I please?

OP:*narrows eyes shaking his head slowly, and growls lowly*

agent fowler:*holds hands up in surrender* can't blame me for trying

miko:*died of cuteness*

raf: ok, I have to admit he does look pretty cute

Autobots and humans:*stares at raf*

OP:*puts paws and tail on top of his head to hide the blue blush on his face*

jack: raf isn't that wrong, I mean look at that tail, it looks so soft!

OP:*blush deepens*

nebula:*teleports Ultra Magnus*

Ultra Magnus: how did you do the native?

nebula: magi- wait aren't you surprised

ultra magnet: yes but it is unprofessional to yell, much less at a human

Wheeljack: talk, talk, talk that's all you ever do, commander

ultra magnet: watch your glossa soldier

Wheeljack: why? Isn't prime saying every sentient being has the freedom of speech?

wheeljack:*puts an arm around ratchet's shoulder*

ratchet:*wrench in servo* if you want to keep your arm, I suggest you remove it now

Wheeljack: ok

knockout: soundwave looks so soft

nebula: I am sorry are the short chapter but I want to publish this and my motivation is gone, so that's all for today folks, also I have no idea what I should do for the next chapter so if you got ideas put them in comment cus, I  got no ideas bye ;D 

Chapter Text

ok, so I've been thinking and I've come up with dares, so  IF U GOT DARES SEND DEM TO ME, and they have to be appropriate, merry Christmas, and a happy new year!!!

Chapter Text

thank you @primus1357for the ask, I hope you enjoy this because I know I will *rub hands together evilly* 

nebula:*poofs the kids* read Optimus's ask

Jack: why?

nebula; just read it

after reading the ask

Miko:*laughing* I bet boss bot is going to say yes

Jack and Raf:*stares at Miko*

Miko: what, they are compatible together

Jack: Optimus is not going to say yes

Raf:*nods*

Miko: want to bet

Jack: yes, yes I do. I bet you that Optimus will not say yes to this ask

Raf: same

Miko: well I bet that Optimus is going to say yes and what does the winner get?

nebula: I agree

Jack: YOU TOO!? Why do you two think that their sworn enemies, also the loser gives 10 dollars and has to do whatever the winner says for a week, prepare to loss

Raf: before we start, if you guys lose, Miko you listen to Jack for a week, nebula you listen to me, and the other way around if the girls win

nebula: that is fair also Jack, even the darkest, meanest, rudest people have the capability to love, so I wouldn't be so sure of yourself there Jack Rabbit, and remember, they were friends before the war *shoves the kids in an invisible, soundproof closet*

nebula:* then poofs OP and Megsy* hello you two

Optimus: is it a bad thing that I am concerned for our safety?

Megatron: as am I

nebula: you are wise OP, wise indeed. You to Megsy

Megsy: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!

nebula: dude I can and will, call you whatever I want  ~Megsy~

Optimus: and now I'm scared

Megatron:* turns to OP, optic brow raised* now you are? Have you not learned her presents is bad. Like, scraplet bad

nebula: no one asked you and speaking of asked, you both just got an ask from @primus1357and he ask Optimus, were you ever in love with Megatron and you got to answer truthfully

Op:*sputtering* I, no, why, I, how

nebula: bro, Optimus calm down dude, before you blow a fuse

Megsy:*staring stiffly at the wall, faceplate is deep blue* I hate you

nebula: I said you have to answer truthfully Optimus and Megsy, I don't fragging care

Optimus:*regains composure* why would anyone think that we're enemies?

nebula: well, there's some confusion on the level of your relationship. So people have come up with two main theories, 1 you two were and maybe are brothers or 2, you two were and maybe still are lovers and I must emit I'm all for this one, There are a LOT of people who draw pictures of you both as lovers and I have yet to find one were Optimus is top

Optimus:*chokes* what

nebula: you're always on the bottom and Megatron is the dominant one

Megatron: wait, you said humans draw us as spark mates?

nebula: yep or doing.... other things

Megsy: how bad is it

nebula: some are worse than others here, I'll show you some pictures

nebula: these are the least...graphic ones I could find

Op and Megsy:*optics wide, intakes slack, and faceplates completely blue*

Optimus:*glitched out (fainted)*

Megsy:*servos hiding his faceplate* you humans are fragged up

nebula: some of us are, but not all of us are evil Megsy, there will always be bad apples in a barrel of good ones. I bet all the people who draw these are good people and as I said before I like this too

Megatron:.....what do apples have to do with humans?

nebula: doesn't matter, you two have to answer the ask, and how do you know what an apple is?

Megatron: I can get bored sometimes too you know, also I had feelings for Orion, not Optimus

OP:*looks a little dejected* same. I had feelings for Megatronus, not Megatron

in da closet

Jack:*smirks at Miko*

Miko:*huffs and crosses her arms*

out of da closet

nebula: I said truthfully, t r u t h f u l l y, that means to tell the truth. I will now give you the Google definition, truthfully- in a way that expresses the truth; honestly.

Oppy:*huffs* fine, I may or may not have SOME feelings for you

in da closet

Miko*whispers* oh how the tables have turned *creepy smile*

Jack:*inches away from Miko, eyes wide* Optimus how could you

Megsy: wait wait wait seriously, even though I've tried and almost did kill you more times than I bother to remember?

Oppy:*looks away, blushes and nods*

megatron:*stands up and walks over to Oppy* so do I... Orion *hugs Optimus*

Optimus:*hugs back* I'm so sorry 

Megatron*pulls back* for what?

Oppy:*shrugs* I don't know, I just am

Megatron: well, I'm sorry for trying to kill you and I missed you a lot Orion

Optimus: I missed you too... Megatronus *looks away shyly*

Megatron:*genuinely smiles gently rest his helm on Optimus's, and runs his servo up down Optimus's back*

Optimus:*purrs happily*

nebula: so you did like each other, Jack, Raf pay up now, please

Optimus:*freezes*

*kids come out of the closet*

Jack: Optimus why, WHY. Now I have to pay Miko 10 dollars and have to do what she says for a WEEK, that's 7 days. She is going to kill me or get killed herself, Optimus whyyyyyyyyyyyy

Raf:*takes a 10 dollar bill out and hands it to Miko* so no one is shocked that Optimus has feelings for Megatron? No one at all

kids:*freeze and slowly looks at Optimus*

Optimus:*hides his face in Megaron's neck*

nebula: well that's all for today, if you want to send a dare or ask feel free it does so. MERRY CHRISTMAS, HANUKKAH, KWANZAA, WINTER SOLSTICE, DIWALI, AND CHINESE NEW YEAR WATTPAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter Text

nebula: HELLO AGAIN MY WONDERFUL READS AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER CHAPTER!! I'm so sorry this took so long, I've been getting sidetracked with this game, Hero Wars. Here with me for the next week is my co-manager, Raffy (if you read ask1, which you should have if you're reading this, you would understand), also I'm still taking dares and asks so if you got something please send me it and now, ON WITH THE CHAPTER

nebula: Raf can you summon the others, please

Raf: sure *does some typing on his computer* and don't call me Raffy

*everybot/con poofs in*

*everybot/con fighting then freezes, weapons raised in mid-air*

nebula:*rises an eyebrow* what the heck are you guys doing

everybot/con: nothing

Jack and Miko:*same time* fighting

nebula:  yeah sure nothing, anyway today you'll be looking at some headcanons, along with some guests

Optimus: and who might they be miss nebula?

nebula: you'll see, and please don't call me miss Optimus, it may be polite but it makes me feel old. Now time to meet the guests *poofs Optimus's team and Sentinel's from TFA*

Jerkinel Prime:*sees me and the kids* ORGANICS!!!!!! OPTIMUS WHAT THE SLAG DID YOU MESS UP!? AND WHERE IN VECTOR SIGMA'S NAME, ARE WE!?!? AND WHEN DID HUMANS HAVE WINGS???

*TFA Optimus sighs quietly and looks down, feeling a little hurt*

*tfP Optimus notices, places a comforting servo on his shoulder plate, and gives a disapproving look at the big blue-chinned jerk *

nebula: ok four things jerk face, 1. Optimus has nothing to do with this, 2. I recall NO ONE asking you, so shut the frag up you big, blue-chinned, good-for-nothing scrapheap, 3. you all are in the reactatorium and 4. because I'm the author, I can do and have things that normal people don't

*Jerkinel sputtering angrily*

tfP Bumblebee: ajgv hvd htiv? (who are they?)

nebula: right, this is team prime from TFA

Miko: what does TFA mean? Oh and I'm REALLY enjoying this week nebula

nebula: TFA stands for transformers animated and same sister, same. I've been getting more work done so much faster

Miko: got it

nebula: great, now that we have that out of the way, TFA bots, can you please go sit by your counterparts

Prowl: where do the rest of us sit?

nebula: excellent question, Prowl you can go sit by Arcee

*Prowl nods and sits by Arcee*

nebula: and the rest of you can sit where you like

*Jazz goes and sits by Prowl and Arcee

*Jerkinel plops down and glares at me*

*I glare back*

*the jet twins plop down by Sentinel*

nebula:*still glaring at the jerk's face* now that everyone is settled in we can start

Sari: which one?

nebula: both, I believe all you've seen it before with your Optimus

TFA bots and child have a flashback

today was a strange day, Optimus was looking around everywhere as if he had lost something. 

"Bossbot, are you looking for something?" Asked bumblebee 

"yeah, I lost a holobook and I kind of want to know where it is" 

"Have you checked your subspace Optimus?" Sentinel asked offhandedly 

"no, why? 

" No reason". In the end, after searching the entire base for it, the holobook was, in fact in his subspace 

" how did you know it was there?" Bumblebee asked suspiciously as Optimus left the main area, Sentinel just shook his head sadly 

"I've known that scrapheap longer than any of you repair bots. At one point I know him better than he knows himself". Just then Optimus came back out. 

"Have any of you guys seen my holobook, I lost it again" everyone just groaned 

"What?"

*TFA Optimus's faceplate turns blue as he hides it in his servos 

Sentinel:*grins smugly at Optimus* lost something, Maintenance Prime?

*tfP Optimus places a protective servo on his counterpart's shoulder and glares, like full-on glares at Sentinel. He might not know why Sentinel is treating his counterpart this way but he will NOT stand by while this younger him gets emotionally hurt and taunted*

nebula:*sing song voice* ohhhhhhh You in trouble nowwww

tfP Optimus: I will speak with you both later

tfP bots and children have a flashback

"Optimus, I need that tool I gave you a few hours ago"  Optimus turned to his work desk only to freeze. 

"Uh about that" Optimus said nervously 

"Please don't tell me you lost it"  he just nods and backs away. 

"Where do you last put it?" 

" By the console" 

"And is it there" 

"no" 

"And is it in your subspace?"  Ratchet asked while arching an optic ridge and crossing his arms. "

Why would I put it in my subspace?" 

" You would be surprised by what you put in there"

nebula: next headcanon

*crickets chirping*

Bumblebee: abjf dkei jfvjvhfjv (well that's disturbing)

Bulkhead:*nods* on EVERY level

 rest of the Autobots and some decepticons:*nods*

TFA Optimus: WHO DOES THAT, YOUR DISRESPECTING THE DEAD!?

Optimus:*turns to Megatron* did you know about this?!

Megatron:*shakes head, jaw slack *turns to Starscream* this is how you made vehicons!?

Starscream:*nods boredly* yeah, so

Megatron: what is WRONG with you and where is your honor!?

*somewhere a crow screams*

*everyone jumps and some scream*

Ultra Magnus:*face plate bright blue* NOT TRUE!!

Optimus: it is completely true and you know it, big brother

Ultra Magnet: SHUT UP LITTLE BROTHER

Optimus:*sticks glossa childishly* make me

Autobots: wait you two are brothers?

Op and Um: yeah, it's kind of obvious

Prowl: you two do look alike

Ultra Magnus: I- um, ok yes I watch human military documentaries

Ratchet: Well fu- OW, nebula what the frag was that for!?

nebula: NO SWEARING, A CHILD MIGHT BE READING THIS, SO SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH RATCHET. If you're going to say bad words say them in cybertronian, PLEASE

Ratchet: fine, Optimus I hope you enjoy this

Optimus: oh I will

Bulkhead: enjoy what?

Ratchet: I and my Optimus had a bet going on. I said Ultra Magnus didn't have a Netflix account while Optimus said that he did and he watched human military films and documentaries

Optimus: now you can't work for a week and you can finally get some proper recharge and get your normal Energon ration

Starscream: I RESENT THAT!!!

everyone else: shut up Starscream 

Dreadwing: though it does make sense

TFA Optimus: even in our dimension, you have high heels, and you are still shorter than Megatron

TFA autobots:*nods*

Sentinel: no one asked you, you glitched detailed crankshaft

tfP Optimus: let's have that talk you two, NOW *glares pointily at Sentinel*

after THE TALK (during which tfP Optimus got all the answers he needed along with a detailed story of Elita 1's fate from both sides of the story and Sentinel gets a nice punch to his large chin and faceplate)

in tfP Optimus's bedroom

TFA Optimus: why did you punch Sentinel in the face? He's in the elite guard

tfP Optimus: I will NOT stand by while you are being insulted, besides your my counterpart I want to protect you

TFA Optimus:*starts tearing up* really?

*tfP Optimus nods and hugs TFA Optimus*

Chapter Text

Head up I haven't seen all the Bayverse movies only the last knight and a little bit of the first one and I am unfamiliar with the plot. So if you're a Bayverse fan, I'm sorry if this is incorrect and I might mess up the characters. Also, it took longer to update, my bro had me hooked on Total Drama, sorry. 

nebula: hello again and welcome back to another reaction. Thanks to DanielleVieira64 we have a chapter cause my mind is blank, and for the next 5 chapters Raf will be helping me

Raf:*looks up for computer then waves* hi

nebula: and again, we will have guests

Megatron: please don't tell me that those TFA people aren't coming back. The small yellow one gives me a headache

Optimus: but if they come back that means tiny me is here too

Megatron: you just want to talk with the little not prime

Optimus: what- no- why would you, ok yes I want him here, but I just want to know all the details of his little spider fiasco, when he left we were just getting to the good part

nebula: anyway, no TFA isn't going to join us today but Bayverse is

everyone: bayverse?

nebula: ok, in Bayverse some of you are alive others aren't. Optimus likes to rip people's faces off, has some anger issues, and has died a few times but came back to life, so has Megatron, oh the Allspark is a cube, the army, the whole WORLD knows your existence, the Witwickys, mostly Sam cause I mean Optimus gave the Allspark to him and Charley who I'm pretty sure has a crush on Bumblebee. Optimus gets mind-controlled by Quintessa, along with Megatron. The Dinobots are alive and breathe fire, Optimus is a knight of Cybertron, Bumblebee talks through radio, Starscream looks like a Dorito

Optimus:*optics wide, staring ahead and in a small voice* the whole world?

nebula:*looks at Optimus confused, understanding soon replaces that then she grins evilly* yes, the whole. Entire. WORLD

Optimus abruptly stands up, goes to a corner, sits down, and starts rocking back and forth, optics wide, muddling about something 

Megatron:*glares at me* your pure evil *goes to Optimus and comforts him, talking softly to him*

nebula feels a little guilty but summons Bayverse people anyway

Bayverse people: WHERE ARE WE!?

nebula: why does everyone ask that? It's starting to get annoying

Crosshairs: well, excuse us for minding our business then suddenly we're in an unknown place

nebula: your excuse. I'm sorry I couldn't resist it. Ok Optimus, Bumblebee go sit be your counterpart, everyone else sit where you want

Bay Optimus:.....is that Megatron?..... He's so short, do I have to sit by my counterpart?

nebula: no, you can go sit with the Bumblebees

crosshairs sits by Wheeljack

hound sits by Bulkhead

nebula: now, react :)

Bay Optimus: in my defense, they were trying to kill me 

nebula:*mutters* like everything else

Bay Optimus: what was that?

nebula: nothing!!

Bay Optimus:*narrows optics in suspicion* suuuure

knockout: shadow is right, you do have anger issues

Bay Optimus:*pulls out sword* you sure about that con?

nebula: THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!*is crying*

Crosshairs: what is that supposed to mean!?

tfP Optimus: I understand, animated is like the cartoons that the children watch on the weekends, you guys no offense to you all but you do look someone pieced together scarp metal though I don't know anything about IDW or G1 

-nebulaprime is now dead-

tfP/Bay Optimus: I watched that!

Ratchet:....what do you do in your free time?

tfP Optimus: you'd be surprised

Ratchet: do I want to know?

tfP Optimus: ................no ;) bye

Chapter Text

Sorry but this will be a lot shorter than what I usually do, also thank you @Dovewing70 and Primus

nebula:*poofs Ratchet* oh Rachy~ you got a dare from Dovewing70 and I think you're going to enjoy this

Ratchet:*looks skeptical* what's the dare? And where's Raf?

nebula: Dove said "I dare Ratchet to learn human psychology and biology. Then explain the similarities and differences." That's not all, the others are also involved too, but ya'll find out about that later and I gave Raf the day off

Ratchet: this is going to be fun

one day later

Ratchet: that was sad :(

nebula: I was hoping for something longer, this is bad

Ratchet: why is that bad?

Optimus:*comes out of no were*  because Primus wanted you to explain to us the difference, and if any of us fell asleep you would have to start over. I'm guessing nebula wants it to be long so we would full into recharge 

nebula:.....how do you know that?

Optimus: um....... hacking?

Ratchet: once an archivist always an archivist

nebula: o...k. Anyway, yes you are going to explain the difference between psychology and biology, and please don't do that again Prime

Optimus: why?

nebula: cause I'm the author, and I said so

Optimus:*pouts* fine

nebula: thank you, sorry for ruining your fun 

Optimus: I know, it's just that it's not easy being a prime, I can't be the same as everyone else and honestly it's rather lonely *fidgeting with servos*

nebula:*tears are welling up in my eyes* now you're making me feel guilty, gosh darn it*gives OP a big hug*

nebula poofs everyone here

Ratchet: the difference between Psychology and Biology is that Psychology is the study of the mind and Biology is the study of life. Now back to work

nebula: as I said before, I'm sorry for such a short chapter, but that's a rap!

Chapter Text

nebula: hello, and thank you for returning to, Transformers Prime Reacts To: pics, memes, and stuff

Raf: why do you sound-

nebula: WAVE!!

Raf: *sighs* like you are on a TV show? And why are you like this?*gestures to all of me, like Gober does to Hiccup in the first Httyd movie, great movie btw*

nebula: one, because I can and two, also because I can ( •_•)>⌐■-■. Can you please summon the others?

Raf: sure, and where did you get those sunglasses?

nebula: *stares at him like a robot * thin. air.

Raf:*starts to sweat and backs away* o......k? *leaves the room*

Optimus:*stares in shock (WAVE, sorry)* they're right.....that's unnerving...very unnerving

Megsy:*nods in agreement* just a little

Bumblebee and Smokescreen: how did they know our minds were blown!? Are they mind readers?

everyone else:*head plumes*

Miko:*nods* yep, that happens all the time with me and Jack. We share the same gym class and whenever we play dodge ball he and I are usually on opposite teams and let's just say he gets SMOKED!

Jack: you don't smoke me!

Miko: coming from the guy screams like a girl whenever I pick up a ball and threw it in your direction. Who knew you were so fast Jack Rabbit

Jack's face turns bright red

Miko smirks

Agent Flower:*thinks hard* yeah, whenever you put on your mask a fight ends up happening, how do you know?

Optimus:... I just do

/inside Optimus's head/ 

Alpha Trion: you just know? Bro, I tell you about da future! *looks away, offended

Optimus: I can't tell them that! And besides, you don't tell me everything (not knowing he said that out loud)

Solus and Micronus: well you got to tell them something cause you just said that out loud

Optimus: well isn't this fan-fragging-tastic

/outside of his head/

Starscream:*turns to the Autobots* I think your leader has a few loose screws, cause he's talking to no one

Ratchet: what can't you tell us?

Dreadwing: and who are you talking to?

Optimus:*freezes* ummmmmmm, nothing and no one?

Megatron: he was probably talking to his siblings, most likely Alpha Trion

Optimus: how did you know that I was talking with Alpha

Megatron: well Alpha Trion is the prime of knowledge, and he probably doesn't like that you are taking credit for his work and tell Megatronus I say hi ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Megatronus:*appears* I return your greetings my namesake *looks more closely that him then turns to Optimus* this is the mech you like? You have good taste little brother, good taste indeed

Optimus:*face plate turn right blue* I hate you, and you are only older than me by an Orbital cycle so zip it Megs

Megatron: wait, wait, wait, you like me, as in like like me?!

the rest of the primes pop in

all of them: we're all older than you but you still love us, little brother

Optimus:*mutters* sometimes I wonder why I do

Solus: oh don't say that, you make it sound like we are bad siblings

Primus also pops in

Primus: quite teasing your little brother my children

rest of the primes: yes creator, sorry creator

Optimus:*pouts* at least someone still loves me

all the prime and Primus:*hugs Optimus* we love you little brother/my son

Optimus starts purring

nebula: sadly we have to move on from that heart/spark warming family moment, memes don't react to themselves

Primus flashes away

Raf: where do you find these?

nebula: da internet 

Raf: well no brainer, I mean what do you type in the search bar?

nebula: tfp Autobot memes

Raf: ok..........are they staying? *points to the primes*

the primes: *have settled all around Optimus* yeah and we not leaving. We're staying with our little bro

the primes are all cuddling Optimus in a family way and OP is in recharge with a small smile on his faceplate

everyone else: ahhhhhh, so cute

Optimus gives a kitten-like yawn and everyone coos even more

Miko: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK 2021!!!!! We've SURVIVED, take that Covid *passes out*

nebula:....*turns to the Autobots* and you say I'm weird

Optimus: *mumbles* who said the chicken's weird?

everyone:*stares at him*....................go back to sleep

Optimus: ok talking geese

Starscream:.....alright now I'm positive your leader is crazy 

nebula: we'll be back on the more you know with space robots and Homosapien sapiens (that's the scientific name for humans)

Optimus: and talking geese

nebula: yes and talking geese, nebula prime OUT!

Chapter Text

Who is the bigger idiot? Ultra Magnus, Sentinel, or Starscream 

Ultra Magnus because he expelled Optimus without looking at any evidence, believing the jerk-face and making him his second in command even when Optimus got better grades, and was pretty much the dream student that all teachers want, he goes "welp sorry, I'm going to expel you now and replace you with the guy that ruined your life, your hard work and your deduction, while also leaving you broke, no place to go or a job. Good luck~". He doesn't give him a job until later, like the frag mech!?

Sentinal because he goes and tries to make Optimus's day worse with the insults and the belittling, not to mention that he blames Optimus for his mistake. Mech you have to learn to take responsibility for your actions, you immature, self-centered, self-absorbed, arrogant, snobby little glitch. 

And last but certainly not least Starscream, because this pathetic excuse of a scrap pile kills Optimus and mech, please get a raincheck and change your color scheme, PLEASE. While pink and black look nice, pink is still pink, and pink is a disgusting color, seriously whoever thought up the idea of that terrible color was crazy. Change it to grey or red or something just not pink and the fact that Starscream is overall, in my opinion at least, a horrible character and should just DIE already, I mean Megatron always says "Starscream, you've failed me the last time" and shoots him but because of the Allspark fragment in his forehead he can't die, AND YOU'LL NEVER BE LORD OF THE DECEPTICON BUDDY!!!! Megatron is and has always been their lord

 Ultra Magnus 

 Jerkinel Prime

Or Starscream 

tell me what you think! Have a nice day/night, nebulaprime OUT

Chapter Text

Thank you, my wonderful readers, for bearing through this book. You have no idea how happy I am right now, so again thank you, my amazing reader

Chapter Text

That's what Orion likes like, and Megs looks the same except that the purple parts are red, he's a nicer bot, his denta and his claws are a little bit duller

nebula: alright bots, cons, and humans today we will be reacting to Optimus's pre-prime state, Orion Pax!! 

Optimus: WHAT!? WHY!?

nebula:*squeals* because your so fragging CUTE back then, isn't that right Megs?

Megatron:*shakes his helm* no he wasn't

Optimus: thank yo-

Megatron: he was freaking adorable!!! I mean have you ever seen those optics? They. were. so INNOCENT!!! They just make you want to hug him and never let go, and believe me, other gladiators wanted to do just, along with a couple of guards too

Optimus: HEY!!!

Megatron: what? you and they were. I mean a little naïve but that factored into the adorableness and the cuteness 

nebula:*casually* do you ever feel like your forgetting something?

Megatron: some times, why?

nebula: because I think I- WAIT I REMEMBER!!!!! *snaps fingers*

Orion and Megatronus appear

Orion:*blinks*.............................what just happened? *removes glasses from their perch on his nasal cavity while putting a data-pad into his subspace* 

Megatronus:*gets into a defensive position while having his non-cannon arm around Orion* who are you all and why are we here?

nebula:*hands are up as a sign of peace* we mean you no harm, I just need you two to react to a couple of things with the others, who are from the future

Megatronus: how can we-

Orion:*petting the arm that's holding him* I think we can trust her, Megs

Mgatronus:..........ok, little one. I will trust the winged organic ..for now, but *turns to me* if you so much as look at him wrong I will make you regret your whole function

nebula:*nods not listening to Megs1 turns to Megs2* see? I can call you Megs

Megs2: no, no you can. Only Orion or Optimus can call me that and last time I checked you are nether

nebula: fine, fine whatever just react, please

Arcee: wait, Optimus you wore glasses?

Optimus:........... no

nebula: just. React. PLEASE!! NOW!!!!

everyone/bot/con: ok, ok jeez

both Orion and Optimus blush

both Megs 1 and 2's intakes open slightly and if you look close enough you can see a faint blush

Miko: well, he ain't lyin'

everyone: who?

Miko: Megatron, he said that Orion was adorable and I'm saying he ain't lying also nice wings my mech

Megs 1 & 2: *growls* who said he was yours?

Miko:.....no one

Megs 1 & 2: good

Miko & nebula: *realization hits them then they gasp* you like him!

Megs 1 & 2: NO

Miko & nebula: YES

Megs1 & 2: NO

Miko & nebula: YES

Megs1 & 2: NO 

Miko & nebula: YES

Megs1 & 2: NO

Miko & nebula: NO

Megs1 & 2: YES- wait no

Miko & nebula: YOU TWO ADMIT IT, you do like him.....them

--Orion and Optimus. status change^offline--

now everyone is blushing

Bulkhead: so cute

Bumblebee: de idtjtgkf (so innocent)

Arcee: how the frag is that cutey *points to Orion*, the most feared Autobot in the universe? *points to Optimus with a genuine look of confusion*

Megatron:*to Primus* I WANT A REFUND!!!!

--Optimus and Orion. status change^alive--

Optimus:*offended* what the frag is that supposed to mean!?

Orion: yeah!*pretends to be mad but has no clue why*( so. fragging. ADORABLE!!!! *just dies*)

Megatron: I want a refund, I will gladly take Orion over you any day

Optimus:*sarcastically* well sorry, but you're stuck with me *puts a servo to his chest* and my feelings, they hurt at your words

Megatron: then I'll just have to work with what I got *pecks Optimus on the lip plates*

Optimus:*snaps out of shock* you little fragger

Megatron:*smarks* dang right I am, and I'm taller than you so I am not little

Optimus: WHY YOU-!!!!

nebula: moving on from that *internally screaming the word SHIPPPPPPP!!!!!! over and over*

nebula: 0_0 .... -_- ... 0_0  o..k? hm, there you go folks, don't make Orion Pax angry or the cinnamon bun is going to turn into a ghost pepper

Megs1 & 2: I remember when you were that angry once...... it was terrifying *shivers*

Miko:.... um, boss bot?

Optimus: yes?

Miko: how do you have such a tiny waist?

Optimus:.....why are you a female?

Miko: I was born as one, why?

Optimus: exactly, I was born with it. So don't question it

nebula: before and after, remaster ;) *laughing in the corner*

Ratchet:*pauses to think* yeah. Before the Matrix, you were always highly embarrassed when you had to do any public speech, then after the Matrix, you did them pretty much every day

Optimus:.....*looks a bit flushed* shhhhhh

nebula:*thinks a little bit*...... hey Orion?

Orion: yeah

nebula: why do you look depressed?

Orion:..........no comment and I don't look depressed I look embarrassed thank you very much

nebula: yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you say

everyone: he's so cute

Megatron: why did I want to fight against something so. Fragging. CUTE

Optimus:*curls into a ball as his faceplate turns as blue as his armor*

Megatron: you know it's true, my little friend

Optimus is dead now

nebula: yes, this mech knows the truth, and that's it for now folks. Join us *motions to everyone in the room as they wave* next time on 'Transformers Prime Reacts To: pics, memes, and stuff' PEACE OUT!!!! \(*^▽^*)/

Chapter Text

nebula: once again I will have to leave Wattpad, and I don't think I will be back for a little bit. So that will be the reason why I will be 'dormant' form a few months. I will miss you all and please consider check out the following profiles

dovewing70

Larryclassof2028 

and

Sally_Drew

they're some of wonderful authors I found on Wattpad, in my opinion, but good bye for now Wattpad but know that I, nebula prime, WILL RETURN!!!! *insert evil laughter*

everyone: NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE!!!!!!!

nebula: 0_0.... -_- *sighs* guys chill, it's not like I'm dying or anything

everyone: BUT STILL!!!

nebula: I'll be back in a few months

Optimus: you better, or else

nebula: ok, ok, I promise I'll come back, happy? 

everyone: yes

nebula: you got it......

Optimus: come on, keep going. You got this.......

Miko: dang, your REALLY determined.....

nebula: I know, right?

=￣ω￣=

Chapter Text

hello my wonderful readers, I am back on Wattpad and I was SO bored over summer. It is great to be back and writing this and have a good night/day 

Chapter Text

nebula:  READERS, I HAVE RETURNED (tfp reference :) )

megsy: hey, that's what I said, you can't say what I said

nebula:* sticks out tongue* make me, anyway, * clears throat* Soundwave, Soundwave is what brings us together today (Princess Bride reference)

Soundwave:* goes ramrod straight*

nebula: karolotaku0802 asked for this, so shoutout to them, and at the end y'all-

Optimus: it's you all, not 'y'all'*scowls* use proper grammar

nebula:* glares* as I was saying, you ALL * glares pointedly at Prime who just hmphs* will be getting to see what's behind his visor and a look at his face. And just for the record Prime, I do use proper grammar, I'm just doing this when I should be asleep, and I'm tired so zip it

Optimus: sorry

Soundwave: /could we not?/

nebula: sorry, but we can not not (oversimplified Revolutionary war video reference)

nebula: man, I'm on FIRE with these references today

Bulkhead: what?

nebula: ok so, I've said three things that refer to something else. The first was Transformers: Prime when I said 'readers, I have returned ', the second one was from the Princess bride 'mawiage, mawiage it what bwings us together today ', it's a movie. The third was just now when I said ' sorry, we can not not' that's from this guy, called Oversimlpified, on Youtube who does these really funny history summaries, I love those things. I'm might make more today

everyone: ok

nebula: FRIST FUNNY FANART

Soundwave:* crosses arms* /that's not what I do/

everyone else:* snickers*

nebula: the Megatron head pat, the most beloved reword a Decepticon could wish for

Decepticons, even Soundwave:* all nod*

megsy:* deadpans* seriously?

Decepticons: yes

Miko: I KNEW IT!! * points to Soundwave* YOU ARE SLENDERMAN

all cybertronians: who's Slenderman?

Miko:* takes a deep breath* the Slenderman is from the fandom Creepypasta, he's this guy that stalks, abducts, and traumatizes children then kills them. He's really thin and very tall with no face, he also wears a business suit and tentacles that come out of his back. He leaves pictures around on trees and lives in the woods 

(please note that I'm going off of what I know, which isn't a lot, and Wikipedia, nor have I read or watched Creepypasta. Let me know if that description is right)

Optimus:* looks at Soundwave then nods* I can see that

everyone else:* does the same and nods too*

everyone: .......................

Miko: bro, you play Mario? Out of all the online games you chose Mario?

Jack: she has a point, I don't know anyone who still plays that version

Raf: that might be because you don't know many people

Miko: ohhhhh, would you like some ice for that Jack Rabbit? 

"Soundwave:* shifts uncomfortably*

Megsy:* turns to glare at Soundwave* is this what you've done this entire time? This Mario?

Soundwave:* shakes head* /most of the time, and I still get all my work done/

Megsy: hmph * turns back around*

Starscream:* gapping* YOU JUST LET HIM OFF JUST LIKE THAT!? NO LECTURE, NO NOTHING!?

Megsy: he's still getting all his work done, so I could care less about how he spends his free time * waves a dismissive hand in Starscream's direction* though I wish he told me sooner

Soundwave:* nods* /understood, Lord Megatron/

Megsy: good

Optimus: wait, you've had Starscream looking for us? I don't know if I should be offended or disappointed

Megsy:* considers it* both

Soundwave: /if you don't like'em DESTROY them/

Optimus:* claps his hands and points* this mech speaks the truth

Starscream: so it was you, who betrayed me

Soundwave: /I couldn't have betrayed you if I was never loyal in the first place/

Optimus and Megsy: BURN!!!!!

Starscream:* speachless*

Bumblebee: ghue vdixf p hfehv (well that's a first)

Soundwave:😎

Optimus, Megsy and the kids:* rolling on the floor wheezing and laughing*

Soundwave:* nods* dam right I do

Optimus: why do you take pride in scaring people and why do you feed off their fear?

Soundwave: cause it's fun 😀

Autobots: then you got a weird definition of fun

Optimus: I'M NOT LIGHT!! was simply small

Megsy:* goes over to Optimus and picks him up* you are still concerningly light

Optimus:* face is flushed blue* put me down

Megsy:* thinks about it* no * sits down with the prime in his lap then nuzzles his neck* mine

nebula: as must as I would like to preserve this hardcore MegOp moment, we need to finish

everyone:..................

Knockout: dam, why do you wear a visor?

Soundwave:..... / my optics, as a sparkling I was told they were bad. I always had them closed unless I was with my friends/ * gestures to Optimus, Megsy, Ratchet and Wheeljack* / It wasn't until Orion got me a visor for my spark day that they were open in public, you just could see them/

Arcee: wait you knew Optimus? I thought only Megatron knew him before the war

Bulkhead:*turns to Optimus* I thought you said you've never met Jackie

Optimus:* freezes then looked at Wheeljack*

Wheeljack: don't look at me

Ratchet, Megsy, and Soundwave:* looks at Prime*

Optimus: it was your idea

Ratchet, Megsy, and Soundwave:* looks at Wheeljack* true

Wheeljack: but you agreed with it

Ratchet, Megsy, and Soundwave:* looks at Prime* also true

Optimus:* throws up servos* to keep you safe, keeping track of Ratchet was hard enough

Ratchet, Megsy, and Soundwave:* looks at Wheeljack* also true

Wheeljack: I joined the Wreckers, how is THAT safe

Ratchet, Megsy, and Soundwave:* looks at Prime* also true

Optimus:* growls and tries to tackle Wheeljack*

Wheeljack:* screams and runs*

Optimus:* runs after him* GET BACK HERE

Wheeljack:* runs faster* NO

Ratchet, Megsy, and Soundwave:* munching on popcorn*

nebula: （*゜ー゜*）*coughs* well, that hm, that does it. Thanks for coming back to Transformers * winces at the crash in the background* (⊙_⊙;) Prime reacts to: pics, memes, and stuff. Now I have to try and go save Wheeljack before Optimus kills him, Bulkhead, come on and help me *high tails it to the background, as a strangled scream sounds out* NO, PRIME THAT'S NOT FOR KILLING!!!!!!

Ratchet, Megsy, and Soundwave:* waves* byeヾ(•ω•')o 

Chapter Text

nebula: hello again and welcome back to* points to the 'cast'*

the metal cast:...... What?

the humans' :* sighs* Transformers Prime Reacts to: pic, memes, and stuff. Do you guys not pay attention to the way she almost always introduces a new chapter

Bulkhead: not really

nebula:* clears throat* ah-hm, today we're going to react to ship, and you're also going to rate them. You'll rate them one at a time, you tell us how you feel and I will throw in some pictures too

everyone:* nods*

nebula: good, alright then let's start with my favorite, MegOp*turns to Op and Megsy* it's you guys. I'll try to keep it PG and just tfp

Op and Megsy:* face plates are bright blues*

Ratchet:*turns to Optimus* WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?!

Optimus:* flitches* this never happened!

nebula:* whispers* yet

Wheeljack:*in the background laughing his aft off*

nebula: SO CUTE!!!

Optimus:* looks ready to die*

Miko and nebula:* look at each other* OLAY * claps hands*

Wheeljack: this is an AMAZING ship

nebula: oh, just wait, boom-boom, anyway this next one is a tad bit graphic

everyone: 0_0, -_-, 0_0 oh

Optimus and Megatron:* choaking and sputtering*

Miko:.... dam Prime, hot fragging DAM!!

Miko: THE EARS THAT SMILE, AHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR SO CUTE!!!!

Optimus:* buries his face into his hands* whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

nebula:* serious tone* the arm belongs to Megatronus, and you can't convince me otherwise, oh, and Prime?

Optimus:* looks up nervously* what

nebula:* smirks* this *snaps fingers then Optimus suddenly has the ears from the picture, a long fluffy tail, and sharpened digits* these will be staying till the end of the chapter

Megatron:* choking on cuteness while Optimus is dying of embarrassment* 

Miko: Prime, I see that smirk of yours, you big tease

nebula: now you'll all rate it, this is 10/10 for me, without a doubt

Wheeljack:* still wheezing* same

Bulkhead: hmmm, I don't know, I mean, their enemies, but at the same time they both knew each other before the war and I must admit, it is kind of cute. This is a 5/10 for me

other Autobots:* nod* same

nebula: now to the humans

Miko: I LOVE THIS ONE!!!! The drama, the tension, the overall cuteness and. Those EARS!!!. 10/10 all the way

Jack: I don't see it. Their enemies, they've been fighting each other for years, why would that change? My rating is 0/10

nebula and Miko: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Raf: I can see it, I just don't like it that much. As Jack said, they've been fighting a long time but my rating is 4/10

Fowler: I could care less, I'm their license to Earth, not their mother. If Prime wants to date a warlord who am I to stop him, besides it's not as if I could even if I wanted to

June: I think they go well together, Optimus is Megatron's self-control and reason while Megatron could get Optimus to be more open with his emotions and to help him not overwork himself, plus like Bulkhead said they're so cute together. 10/10 for me

Jack: MOM!?

nebula: continuing, the Decepticons

Soundwave: /they were bonded before the war so, yeah/

everyone:.................... THEY WERE WHAT!?!!?!?

Optimus: we were, hm, bonded before the war, but after the, hm, meeting, we, hm, closed off the bond

Miko: what does 'bonded' mean?

Bulkhead: in human terms, it means married, but the difference is that Sparkates can talk to each other through the bond even if one is in New York and the other is on Neptune, feel each other's emotions, and if the bond is strong, they can locate each other 

Miko:........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I FRAGGING KNEW!!!! and I really want to be like you guys now

Starscream: that's not the point *turns to Megatron* you were bonded WITH him!?  WHY ARE WE EVEN FIGHTING!?!?!* throws arms up*

Megsy:* looks uncomfortable*

Optimus: he's mad that I became Prime and not him, and he blames me for stealing what was 'rightly his', but I never saw his name on The Matrix so technically he's lying

Megsy: what* looks confused*

Optimus: I said, your name wasn't on the Matrix so therefore it wasn't yours *pulls out shades* you've had schooled

nebula: anyway, anyone else?

Knockout: I just want to say I love this, and you should have told me so I could have fixed your finishes. A couple almost as fabulous as me should at least decent finish

Everyone:*deadpans* always with the finish 

nebula:* turns to the kitty cat and Megsy* two things, one you're going to tell the other how you feel, and two you're going to kiss

the kitty and Megsy: WE HAVE TO WHAT!!

nebula: I said you have to kiss, I'm evil I know, and I fragging love it

Optimus: we already confessed to each other when primus1357 asked if I ever loved Megatron, which I did and still do

nebula: true, but you still have to kiss, hahaha o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

Megatron: let's just get this over with * smashes lip plants together*

Optimus:* squeaks, but then melts into it and wraps his arms around Megsy's neck*

Megatron:* wraps his arms around Optimus's middle and murmurs* I love you

Optimus: I love you too

nebula: I love this but sadly we must continue, the next ship you'll be looking at is, drum roll, please

human 'cast': *starts doing a drum roll*

nebula: RATCHET X WHEELJACK

Boom-boom and Hatchet: WHAT!?!?!?

nebula: I told you to hold your horses Boom-boom. You both would be surprised at how many people ship this

Optimus:*raises an optic brow* when did this happen

Ratchet: s-shut up

Optimus:* snickers* hypocrite * turns to cuddle with Megatron and his tail wraps around Megatron's middle*

Ratchet and Wheeljack:* makes unintelligible noises*

Optimus: you were right Wheeljack, this is funny* has a sly grin on his face plant*

Wheeljack:* face is flushed blue* frag off

Megatron: is that how you talk to your leader? *holds Optimus closer*

all the Autobots(including the humans): you have Wheeljack senses?

Ratchet: wha- no why would I-* continues to ramble*

Megatron:*shakes his helm* I remember when you were like this

Optimus:*slaps Megsy's chest* I wasn't that bad *turns around with a huff

Megatron: no, but you were so cute* nuzzles Optimus's neck*

nebula: these next two have nothing to do with ships, I just found them and I think they're hilarious 

the kids:* rolling on the floor laughing*

adults:* chuckling*

Optimus:............ why do I have a rock on my head? *genuinely confused, left ear flicks back and forth*

the kids:* laughing harder*

Optimus: *really confused, border lining worried* what?

Miko:* wheezing* nothing

Bulkhead:* gasps* why Ratchet? I trusted you!

Ratchet: well you should have been more careful

Wheeljack: Why not Optimus?

Ratchet: do I have to spell it out? Fine, it's spelled L. E. A. D. E. R. 

Wheeljack: ohhhhhhhh

Ratchet:* hits his head on his hand* idiot

Optimus:* giggling into Megsy's neck*

Wheeljack: SHUP UP

Optimus:* sticks glossa out* no

Soundwave:* tries to tackle Boom-boom but is restrained by Megatron and Optimus* YoU MONstRr

nebula: now let's rate this, this is 5/10. It makes sense but I'm not the biggest fan of it

Optimus: I love this one, 10/10 for me

Bulkhead:* sounds like someone shot him, punched him in the 'coconuts' and Optimus had run him over* same

nebula: you know, there's this other ship I can show you all and it still involves Wheeljack

Wheeljack:* throws arms up* oh for Pit's sake now who?

Wheeljack: 0_0 oh

Miko: YESSSSS QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let me know if I used that term right, cause I don't know what it means, and yes in terms of modern slang I have been living under a rock, deal with it

Miko:*softly* I remember that

Bulkhead: you- you think of us as a family? *very shocked*

Miko:*nods and fidgets with her fingers*

Optimus:...... I want to change my rating. Ratchjack is now a -5/10 and this is 20/10, Bulkhead, Wheeljack?

both: yes?

Optimus: first things first there's going to be a bonding ceremony and then you two are going to adopt Miko, am I clear?

both: yes sir

nebula: Wheeljack you can choose who you want to confess to 

Wheeljack: hm, sorry Sunshine but I gotta go with Bulk

Ratchet: that's fine, I would have murdered you if you choose me

Wheeljack: I'm pretty sure you already know how I feel about you, right Bulk?

Bulkhead:* now looking like the happiest bot in the universe* yes

everyone: JUST KISS ALREADY 

Wheeljack:* pins Bulkhead and kisses him*

Bulkhead:* kisses back*

nebula: everyone else

Soundwave:👍🏽

Knockout: yes, but-

everyone: ENOUGH WITH THE FINISHES 

Knockout:* rolls eyes* rude much

Optimus: if you roll your eye enough times you might find your prosecer 

Knockout:* gapping like a fish out of water*

Megatron: now isn't the time for insults, my love

nebula:* trying to hind her laughing, and failing badly* anyway, continuing on

Starscream: as the human saying goes " until death do you part" * flexing his claws*

Autobots, Megatron, and nebula: don't even think about it

Decepticons: it's ok

Autobots: same

nebula: that rating was bland, but now we get into the Decepticon ships, and *shivers in disgust* Megastar

Megatron: why do I have the feeling that it involves me?

nebula: because unfortunately, it does. This is going to be so painful

Optimus: then don't do it

nebula: as much as I don't want to, some people love this ship and I'm going to be asked if I can do this, so I might as well get it over with

nebula: I hate this* crosses arms and glowers* I don't understand why people like this thing * pauses and thinks* and I'm probably going to get a very long comment on why this is a 'good' ship by an OTP er

Megatron:* growling* no No NO, MY MATE IS OPTIMUS AND THAT'S FINAL* looks ready to kill someone*

Starscream:* faints*

Megatron: This is disgusting * cuddles Optimus closer*

nebula: and you've just offended a good chunk of the tfp fandom I think* closes her eyes and rubs her temples, just imagining the comment section* how many people ship this anyway?

Megatron: kill me now, please

Starscream:* still unconscious* 

Optimus: I didn't like him before and now I like him even less

nebula: ok, vote now cause I'm not doing any more pictures

Optimus: thank you *glares at Starscream as he wakes up*

Starscream: is it over?

nebula: the pictures are over, but you have to still tell each other how you feel and * gags* kiss

Megatron:* looks Starscream in the eyes* I hate you, and I really want to kill you right now

Starscream: same, and besides I wouldn't want to interface with some like you 

Megatron:* glares but leans forward and barely touches Screamers lip plating then darts back*

Optimus:* growls and the fur on his tail puff up* now that's over, Arcee feel free to kill him

Arcee:* salutes* yes sir *turns to Screamer* I've been waiting for this moment so ready to die, glitch?

Starscream:* turns and runs* nope

Arcee:* chases after him* GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!!

nebula:* turns head away and whistles* now rate it

Miko: that was disgusting, but all the same, Screamer has tried to Bukect-head more than once and Screamer isn't dead yet

Megatron: how else do you suppose I take my anger and frustration out, on Soundwave? Besides, how else am I to have entertainment in the middle of a war?

Miko: true

nebula: anyone else

everyone: no

nebula: good, now some better ships

Knockout:* grabs Breakdown's hand* THAT'S US

humans and nebula:* laughing their butts off*

Optimus:* ears are folded back and giggling into Megsy's neck*

Megatron:* a smirk is on his derma* that might be a problem 

nebula: we'll be having guests* snaps fingers and the Bee team appears* 

Strongarm: what the-* finally notices me* who are you!?

Bumblebee: oh, it's you again, team this is nebula, and I believe we're going to react to pictures. We're also from the future, and yes Optimus is bondmates with Megatron, after the Unicron dilemma Megatron frags Optimus senseless then exiles himself

team Bee: THEY'RE WHAT!?!?

Dany: what are bondmates?

all cybertronians: they're married 

Dany: OPTIMUS IS-

Russell: Optimus is gay?

Optimus's? Optimi?: yeah, pretty much if you want to use human terms

Russell: cool

nebula: one more person left* snaps fingers one more time then RID Megsy appears*   

rid Megsy:* lets out a sad sigh* other cybertronians, yea- *notices Prime* 0_0 your alive

rid Optimus:* looks around then points to himself* me?

rid Megsy:* tears in his optics* yes *rushes at him and picks him up, spines around, puts Optimus down then kisses him hard*

Sideswipe: um, who's that and why is he kissing Gramps?

rid Optimus:* brakes away from the kiss to glare at him* I thought I told you to ONLY call me Optimus

Sideswipe: yeah, yeah whatever, but seriously who's that?

rid Optimus:* huffs* this is my lord high protector, Megatron * goes back to cuddling*

team Bee:* stares* that's Megatron!?

Sideswipe:* mutters* I thought he'd be shorter

Fixit: what?

rid Megsy: excuse me

Strongarm:(may god bless her soul) what's a "lord high protector"

tfp Oppy: a lord high protector is a prime's consort and partner in the leadership of Cybertron, though for a while Primes have worked by themselves, without their ' other half' if you will to help them. It was pretty much because they didn't want to share their power

Sideswipe:* scoffs* history nerd

tfp Optimus:* also scoffs* clearly an idiot, who has no respect for the past, and it is undoubtedly not the brightest crystal in the cave 

tfp Megsy:* pets his head* as ease my love, he is but a youngling and knows no better

Knockout: um, excuse me but can we get back to the part where I tell Breakdown I love him and kiss the frag out of him?

nebula:... OH YEAH, I forgot about that, and I'm pretty sure we all knew this use coming right?

everyone:* nods* 

nebula: good, kiss away Lover bot

Knockout:* smashes lip plating together*

the younger bots of team Bee: ah, that's disgusting. Get a room for Pit's sake

rid Bumblebee: get used to it, kids, this is how you show affection with your bonded

Knockout and Breakdown:* still kissing*

nebula: and that's a rap folks, thanks for coming back to Transformers Prime Reacts To: pics, memes and stuff. I have to end this because apparently, there's a limit to how many pictures you can have per chapter, so yeah* turns to Knockout and Breakdown who are still kissing* good lord, stop it and breathe, you idiots

Knockout: no *goes back to kissing*

nebula: have it your way, you weirdo

everyone: bye（＾∀＾●）ﾉｼ 

I've pasted my word record, 2,631 belonging to tfp/tfa Optimus short stories, Nightmares, the new record is...........

wait for it.........

2,718 words. Thank you for reading this, and have a good night/ day :) bye

Chapter Text

the picture at the top is amazing, the archivist is getting frisky and this is my poor attempt at being 'cool'

nebula: ANDDDDDD WE'RE BACK. Last time we had to cut the chapter short, cause there's apparently a limit on how many pictures you can have on one page *pauses* and Prime still has the ears and tail because we're still on ships and because he looks. So. CUTE.

Optimus: nooooooooooooooooo, why must you torture me? * ears are laid back in distress*

nebula: cause I can and cause it's fun

Optimus:* glares* hmph * cuddles Megatron*

Megatron:* stars in optics* THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANK!!!!! * rest his chin on Prime's head, in between his ears with a dopy smile*

Optimus:* twists to look at him* who's side are you on!?

Megatron: I don't know* pecs him lip plating*

nebula: ANYWAY, the Beecee ship

Arcee & Bee: THE WHAT!?

Bumblebee:* dies*

Arcee:* whistling*

Jack:......................AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

rest of the Autobots: (0_0)?

Optimus:* brings Bee back to life( back to reality)* your dating someone!?

Bumblebee: .................................................... no

Optimus: -_- liar...... wait, YOU'RE ACTUALLY DATING SOMEONE!?!?!?!

nebula: moving on

Raf: I'm gonna be an uncle

Optimus:* head whips around to look at Arcee* you're sparked *pauses then turns to Bumblebee* you interfaced!?

Bee:* staring at the picture in horror* why?

nebula: cause why not, besides I could care less about this ship. I mean there are people who do, just not me

Bumblebee: what do you mean

nebula: for every ship, someone must have started it, therefor every ship has a shipper, no matter how weird it may be to you

Bumblebee: 0o0 my child

Arcee: OUR child

Raf: my nephew

Jack: OUR nephew

Optimus: the story of my life

Megatron: I take her home

Soundwave:/ I drive all night/

all three of them: TO KEEP HER WARM, AND TIME IS FROOZENNNNN

Optimus: and I'll be gone, gone tonight

Soundwave:/ the fire beneath my feet is burning bright/

Megatron: the way that I've been holding on to tight 

Smokescreen:* way out of tune* WiTh NotHIng iN BetWEen

Optimus:*(0_0)* you need some voice lessons

Smokescreen: why? I'm a great singer

Optimus:* looks at Megatron and Soundwave* yeah, hm, great singer

nebula: you guys have listened to Story of my life by One Direction?

three guys and a banshee: yeah

nebula: nice, it's a good song

nebula: next ship, this one I dislike almost as must as Megastar

nebula: the Optimus and Arcee ship, and can someone tell me what this is because I think they're Nine-tailed foxes, but Prime has well over nine tails

Arcee: why am I shipped with everyone!?

nebula: because you are pretty much the only femme in the entire show, well the only one who won't shorten you be a head at the shoulders and some people really do not like same-gender relationships

Arcee: oh, so does that mean people put me with Bucket-head too?* sarcasm*

nebula:* looks away while whistling*

Arcee: answer me* optics narrow*

nebula: well- we're not here to talk about that, NEXT PICTURE

nebula: so pretty much Optimus is having depressed thoughts about the War, like why did he promise to end it if he couldn't defeat Megatron. Something scares him into a supply closet, that something is Arcee, she tells him she needs to talk to him really bad then we get this scene, by the way, Prime you have a vicious verbal sword. Anyway, he apologizes saying that he 'was merely tired and has been seeking my berth for some time ', she laughs and says she could tell. Long story short, she kisses Optimus, sees her fallen friend's panic, tells him it's all wrong then tells him she's sorry for bothering him. All this happens after she said that he reminded her of Ciffjumper

Arcee: I said what

nebula: you said this, and by the way, both of these pictures are from The Closet on Deviantart by MNS-Prime-21, kudos to them

Optimus: I what!? * turns to look at her* HOW!?!?

Cliffjumper:* puffs in* cause I'm just that amazing * puts an arm around Oppy's neck*

Optimus:（*゜ー゜*）aren't you supposed to be, hm, dead as in not living?

Cliffjumper:* places his other servo on his spark* greatness like mine can not be extinguished by death

Optimus:* slowly inching away* um, bye * runs and dives behind Megsy*

Miko: in the comic, I love his face at the end(☆▽☆)

nebula: me too :)

Megatron:* squinting at Cliff* didn't Starscream stab you in the spark?

Arcee: yeah *arm transformers into a blaster* I still have to kill him for that

Cliffjumper: at least someone loves me

Megatron: 0_0 and you all think I'm terrifying 

nebula: the only, and I mean the ONLY reason I remotely like this picture is that it's for Halloween, one of the best holidays ever

Cliffjumper: 0_0, what is this?

Arcee: no one holds a higher place in my spark than you, except Jack and Tailgate, you three are tied

Optimus: the artwork is nice too

nebula:..... only the stuff on you twos faces (does that stuff have a name? I hope I hadn't offended anyone but I'm not that educated on Cinco de Mio) you know I can make that cat appendages permanent, right?

Optimus:* shuts up*

nebula: I thought so. This next ship isn't well known but I kind of like it and see it happening

nebula: Fowler and Optimus

Fowler: WHAT IN SAM HILL IS THAT!?!?!

nebula: a good ship that isn't well known as it should, though I like this one, my heart still belongs to MegOp

Optimus:.................... what?* very distressed*

Miko:* wheezing on the floor* priceless

June:* bending over, also wheezing*

Jack, Raf & Fowler:* traumatized*

cybertronians:* confused*

nebula: I love my job []~(￣▽￣)~*

Miko: THE INNOCENCE OF THIS BOT IS ADORABLE

Optimus:* weak voice* why?

nebula: cause you two are cute together

Miko: I can see it * has stopped wheezing*

nebula: next ship

Jack & Miko: WHAT IS THAT!?!?

nebula: that would be your ship, I think a lot of people ship this actually 

Miko: why!?

Jack: why am I put with her!?

Miko: you make it sound as if you don't like me

Jack: I like you as a friend, nothing more. Maybe an annoying little sister, but definitely not this

Jack & Miko:*dies*

nebula: well unfortunately that's it for this chapter, mainly because I really want to be done with this chapter nor do I have any motivation to continue, come back next time ON * points to humans*

human: Transformers Prime Reacts To-

nebula: * points to cybertronians*

cybertronians: pics, memes and-

everybody: STUFF

Chapter Text

nebula: WELCOME BACK TO TRANSFORMERS PRIME REACTS TO: PICS, MEMES, AND STUFF!!! Today the cast will react to some more memes and expect guests, though they won't know who's come, or when. Oh, and this chapter has been requested by Noonethoonlytoday so a shout-out to them

everyone:*nods*

nebula: great

nebula: well, I don't know what ISIS is but he gives better speeches than that stupid, arrogant super soldier( I don't mean any offense but I don't like Captain American, Tony's way better) 

everyone:..... Optimus. Without a doubt, could beat a human any day of the week

Optimus: thank you guys

nebula: yes thank you for choosing a much better character with much better morals

Optimus:.................................?

nebula:* snickering* hm, well this meme is comparing you to a different Optimus, though I don't know which one, G1 maybe? tell me in the comment

Megatron:* looking solely at the last picture* nice thighs

Optimus: thank yo- *face erupts in a blush* pervert 

Megatron: only for you :)

Starscream:* squints* what's Ratchet got on his leg?

Ratchet:* looks at the picture more closely* oh, that? Yeah, we had a scraplet infestation

the cons: YOU HAD SCRAPLETS!?!?!?!?!

Miko: yeah, and we got to help the bots and bulkhead screamed like a little girl too

Bulkhead: MIKO!!!

Raf: so did you

Miko: RAF!! >:0

everyone:* hears a strangled 'help' and looks to see Optimus being pretty much strangled by Megs*

Megsy: YOU FACED SCRAPLETS AND DIDN'T BOTHER TELLING ME?!!?!?!?!

Optimus:* wheezes* no, Arcee and I were in the Arctic and almost froze to death everyone else almost die of scraplets

Megsy: AND IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!??!?!?!?!!?

Optimus:* pretty much dead*

Megs:* starts shaking him*

nebula:* sweating* aha, um, next meme

nebula: HE DOES HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!

Autobots:...........?

Megatron & Soundwave: burn!!

nebula: you guys are reacting to memes, right?

everyone: right

nebula: which are funny pictures, right?

humans: right

everyone:* pauses and thinks then burst out laughing* ahahahahahaha 

Starscream:............. ow :(

nebula: I'm sorry if this offends anyone * ignores Starscream pointing at himself* but I don't like Starscream either

everyone:............?

nebula: ahahahahahahah XD so true!! * starts to breathe properly* almost everyone's mean to Megsy :(

Optimus: I don't ge-

*Bayverse people are popped in*

Bay Optimus: MEGATR- 0_0  where are-, oh we're here -_-*

nebula: you say it like it's a bad thing

Bay people: it is

nebula: -_- I hate you all

Crosshairs: the feeling is mutual

nebula: frag you

nebula: this is the true meme here * starts muttering* good for nothing, piece of scrap, stupid little glitch *continues to mutter*

Optimus: why don't you pop him over, so we can have a 'chat'?

nebula: great idea

Sentinal:* pops in* WHAT THE-!? * sees nebula and Optimus, both have their weapons drawn*

nebula:* twirling her dueling swords* we just want to 'talk', you little scraplet

/ 1 hour later/

Sentinel:* anything is dented, bleeding heavily, and pretty much dead*

nebula:* whistling cheerfully, ignoring Sentinel* what a lovely day it is

tfp Optimus: I know right?

everyone: 0_0

nebula:* poofs him away then turns to tfp Optimus* do you think tfa Ratchet will fix him?

tfp Optimus: maybe, probably not though

Bay Optimus:* turns to everyone else* and you say I'm bad

nebula: YESSSSSS XD

Arcee: oh, that's a good one

Megatron:...... you never say that to me, right!?

tfp Optimus: never * cuddles Megsy* I will always love you

Bay Optimus:* in the background,  gagging*

nebula:* also in the background slapping Bay Prime*

nebula:* mussing* maybe not the best transformers cartoon but it's better than G1, I'll give them that, but then again almost anything is better than G1

tfp Optimus: well, I don't know what this 'G1' is but little me is so nice to talk to, and at least he doesn't have to suffer the burden of the Matrix

Arcee:.... the burden of the Matrix?

everyone:* leans forward*

tfp Optimus:....... * shares a look with Bay Prime* 

both: * turn to Arcee* sssssshh

nebula:* dies*

tfp Optimus:* trying and failing to hide his giggles* that's, that's- * goes into a laughing fit*

Megatron:*tries to calm him down but fails*

Megatron:*throws hands up* what's with everyone hating me and dark Energon!?!?

tfp Optimus:* nuzzles his neck* because your too funny, love

Megatron:* crosses his arms* still

Bay people: what's dark Energon?

Megatron: it's the blood of Unicron

Bay people: THE BLOOD OF-

nebula: NEXT MEME

tfp people:* wearing sunglasses* frag, yeah we do, losers

Bay people: alright, time to die

nebula:* freezes Bay people* no, they're right, prime is way better than Bayverse

Bay people:* grumbling*

nebula:* growls*

Bay people:* shuts up*

nebula:.... what does that mean?

everyone:* shrugs*

Bulkhead:* snickering* look at Screamer in the background

everyone:* looks and bursts out laughing*

tfp people: accurate

Bay people: ?

nebula: welp, that's a wrap soooooo, bye-bye jerks

Bay people:* poofs away*

nebula:* turns back to the audience* well that's it for now folks, and remember, I take requests as long as it's appropriate. Oh and please check out @ImaginationsPortal new angst Ninjago one-shots book *points to the cast*

the cast: we will see you next time on 

everyone: TRANSFORMERS PRIME REACTS TO: PICS, MEMES AND STUFF

Chapter Text

this will now be the place where you can put your dares or asks because I'm having to hunt them down and I want to make sure to at least look at them. Or like if I have vacation or something and I come back and I can't find it, then I can't do it :( sad I know. 

HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING, WATTPAD(go watch the Netflix movie The Sea Beast, it is so good 👌🏽)

Chapter Text

I don't own this video, just putting that out there, nor will I ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KJIUXbfARk

nebula: HELLOOOOO, and welcome back to *points to the metal cast*

metal cast:............................ what?

nebula:* still pointing* are you F***ING KIDDING ME* inhales deeply* you what? Primus damn it, you should know what the title of this book is, you keep coming back. ANYWAY, * takes another deep breath* it was requested by @NONOCANA, shout out to them, that all of you react to THIS, *turns to point at the video* song... react......... now

                    /song starts playing/

* instrumental moment*

I want to see you girl

I want please you girl

go ahead and be you, girl,

can't wait to see you girl

        I wanna~

I haven't seen you in a while

you know I miss you, babe

when you hear this song

       feel flattered~

it's about your face

and how I miss it and

I wish that I could see it more

but you're in college now

and I'm about to go on tour (I wanna see you girl)

I wanna please you girl

go ahead and be you girl

can't wait to see you girl

          I wanna~

/song ends/

nebula: so from what I can understand, the guy who's singing broke up with his girlfriend, or she broke up with him? Either way, he wants to see her face plate again, but she's in college and he's going on a music tour, sooooooooo

Ratchet:* shakes his helm* young love, so sad

Optimus: didn't you do some stuff like that? Because you came back to our apartment flat overcharged a lot and I wouldn't put it past you to do something like that, back before the war

Ratchet: 0_0 sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wheeljack:* ignoring him* yeah, he was like Miko, but after her death, he's just gotten meaner and grumpier, it's such a shame really

nebula: haha about that * snaps fingers* 

??????:  what the-

Ratchet:* stunned* Starfall?

Starfall:* equally shocked* Ratchet?

Optimus: food!?

both:* looks at him* what?

Optimus: sorry *melts into Megs's lap*

Ratchet: * turns back around* big sis?

Starfall:* spreads arms out* give me a hug, little bro!!!!

Ratchet:* hugs her then whispers* I missed you 

both:* just hugging*

nebula:* coughs* sorry to break up this sweet moment, but..... * motions to the next video*

/song starts/

I wish I knew you wanted me

I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me

what you, ooh, uh, what you do?

made a move, coulda made a move

if I knew I'd be with you is it too late to pursue?

I bite my tongue, it's a bad habit

kinda mad that I didn't take a stab at it

though you were too good for me, my dear

never gave me time of day, my dear

it's ok, things happen for

reasons that I think are sure, yeah

I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me (x3)

please say to me if you still wanna

I wish you wouldn't play with me

     I wanna know~

uh, can I bite your tongue like my bad habit? 

would you mind if I tried to make a pass at it?

no, you're not too good for me, my dear

funny you came back to me, my dear

it's ok, things happen for

reasons I can't ignore, yeah

I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me (x2)

you can't surprise a Gemini

I'm everywhere, I'm cross-eyed, and

now that you're back, I can't decide

if I decide if you're invited

you always knew the way to wow me

f*** around, get tongue-tied, and

I turned it on, I made it rowdy

then carry on, but I'm not hidin' 

you grabbin' me hard 'cause you know what you found

it's biscuits, it's gravy, babe

* instrumental moment*

you can't surprise a Gemini

but you know it's biscuits, it's gravy, babe

I knew you'd come back around

'cause you know it's biscuits, it's gravy, babe

let's f*** in the back of the mall, lose control

go stupid, go crazy, babe

I know I'll be in your heart til' the end

/song ends/

Miko:.... boy need help?

nebula:* shrugs* maybe

Jack: that was a weird rhythm 

nebula: I KNOW, RIGHT? I prefer faster-paced songs like Away with your Fairies or Victory by Two steps from hell, pit even You spin me Round, like a Record by Dead or Alive is better, not that it's a bad song, it's a very good song, and the original of Right Round by Flo Rida, also a good song to listen to

Optimus: you have a very.... extensive knowledge of music 

Starfall: not that it's a bad thing

nebula: I know, I spend a lot of time listening to music. I can go from listening to Oh Come, Oh Come Emmanuel by For King and Country to Magic in my Bones by Imagen Dragons both are great songs to House of Memories by Panic! At The Disco

everyone:* shocked*

nebula:* looks around* what? listening to music helps me calm down

Megs: o......k?

nebula:.........................

everyone:.....................

nebula:.........................

everyone:.....................

nebula: this, is awkward 

Arcee:* raises optic brow* really?

nebula:* nervously sweating* on that, um, awkward note that's all for Transformers Prime Reacts To: pics, memes, and stuff *smiles a stiff smile* ummm, bye *flashes out*

everyone:* waves* bye

Chapter Text

............................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, 12 THOUDAND VIEWS!!!!!!!!! * gasps* could this book 22k? * dies*

thank you, dear readers, for getting this book this far :), now if you'll excuse me, DALLY, JOHNNY!!! MOVE OVER, I'M DYING TOO SO SCOOCH 

Chapter Text

nebula: HELLO AGAIN AND WELCOME BACK!! today the bots and cons will react to someone rather than something, with someone new, for the chapter

Dreadwing: who are we reacting to?

nebula: as two whom you're going to be reacting to, I can not say, as I have been sworn to secrecy, my metal friend 

everyone: oh

Dreadwing:... don't call me that again, please

nebula: anyway, a quick shout-out to GolDRouge36 this is their request, the picture at the top belongs to them, along with the someone you're going to meet. Another shout-out to NONOCANA, I will be using their OC, Reddose, per their request, you can go check out their books to learn more about the new people *snaps fingers*

Reddose:* pops in but is not aware of it, and is working on his drones*

nebula:* clears throat*

Reddose:* looks up* 0_0 who are you?

nebula: no one important, who are you?

Reddose: I'm Reddose

nebula: and a little thing about you?

Reddose: *thinks about it* I have stalked all of you at some point in time and sometimes after battles, I collect some bodies and eat them

every one:..................... YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?

 nebula: now you'll be reacting to someone *snaps fingers again*

???:* looks around* wha-

nebula: never mind that, say hi to everyone

???: uh, hi? * waves then whispers* can all organics do that?

Optimus: nope, only her

nebula:* deadpans* I'm going to ignore that, what's your name

???: Ominion Pax? * is really confused*

Megatron:* perks up and turns to Optimus* just like you, his name has Pax in it, like Orion

Optimus:* also confused* indeed * looks closer* but he looks strikingly familiar 

Miko:* runs up to Ominion* wow, your really tall, maybe taller than the Boss-bot

Shockwave:* does some mental calculations* he is quite possibly taller than Lord Megatron

Ratchet:* nods*

Ominion:* also nods* I'm much taller than Si- um, Lord Megatron, in Earth measurements I am 13.5 meters tall

Starscream: that is tall

nebula:* slowly raises hand*

Optimus: yes?

nebula: how tall are 13.5 meters? * cup of apple juice appears in hand*

Megsy: you don't know!?

nebula:* nervously shifting* no, the U.S. doesn't use the metric system like most countries, and when they do I don't remember. Isn't a meter like, what? Three feet? * takes a sip*

Raf: no that's a yard

nebula: ooohhh, right, right, right * pulls out computer* Google will know * googles it, then spits out apple juice* HOLY FRAGGING MOTHER OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!!!!!! * whips around to look at Ominion* YOUR FRAGIN' HUGE!!!!!!

Miko: what!? What does it say!? 

nebula: 13.5 meters in the U.S. is 44.29 feet * gulps down the rest of apple juice*  Optimus is 30ft ( later he's 35, but we don't talk about that), and Megs's only 35.5 ( until later then he's 47.7, but again we don't talk about it. This information was found on Wikipedia)

everyone:* O-O* he's tall

Knockout:* looks him up and down* a least he's not a throughout mech, he has a nice finish

everyone:* -_-* 

Knockout: what!? he does

Ominion and children:* giggles quietly*

Optimus and Megsy:* face palming*

Reddose:* writing this all down* what's your favorite color?

everyone:* screams or jumps* WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!?!?!?!?

Reddose:* looks up* nowhere * slowly fades back into shadows*

everyone: 0_0 that's unnerving 

nebula: * frowning* he's not very interactive, sorry if this isn't how he normally acts, Cana

Ominion: who's that? * remembers something* oh, Knockout, that's what you said when we first met * laughs*

everyone: you know him?

Knockout: I .......... don't know who you are

Ominion:................ oh *realizes something* oooooh yeah, my bad, that hasn't happened in your dimension yet, oops * smiles*

Starscream:* clears throat*

Bulkhead: so who are your creators?

Starscream:* clears throat louder*

Ominion:* smiles* take a guess 

Starscream:* sheirkes* 

everyone:* covers ears/ audio receptor then turns attention to Starscream* what was that for!?

Starscream: now that I have your attention, shall we talk about the elephant in the room?

everyone else: what elephant?

Starscream:* gestures to the Decepticon symbol on Ominion's chest* this elephant, his insignia

Bulkhead: oh yeah, it's right there

Bumblebee:* looks closer* I didn't even see it!

Starscream:* snaps* DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!!!! * clears throat* as I was saying, he wears a Decepticon badge but Soundwave can't find anyone with that name in the Decepticon database

Megsy:* gets serious* is this true Soundwave?

Soundwave: answer: true, name: not found in database

nebula:* claps hands* alright, enough talk. Y'all undoubtedly want an explanation, so shut up * waits until everyone is quiet* ok, so Ominion is from a sorta alternate dimension and timeline. Technically he's from the future, soooooo * does jazz hands* surprise

everyone:.................... HE'S FROM THE FUTURE!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

nebula:* crosses arms over chest* are y'all deaf? I literally just said that a few seconds ago,  but yeah sorta

Bulkhead: so..... why is he here?

Arcee: nebula said that we're going to react to him, remember?

Bulkhead: oh yeah 

nebula: so pretty much you can ask him questions and he will answer. If it's too personal or he's uncomfortable he has the right to veto said question and you'll have to ask another one, got it?

everyone:* nods*

nebula: great, fire away

Bulkhead: before Starscream got our attention * glasses in his direction* rather rudely

Starscream:* rolls optics and examines his claws*

Bulkhead: I asked who your creators were

Ominion: oh yeah *looks at nebula* am I allowed to tell them or what

nebula:* nods* it won't mess up their timeline or yours, your parents are together in the dimension 

Ominion: great * turns to Bulkhead* ok so my carrier is Optimus Prime and my sire is Megatron

everyone minus Paxy & Megsy: THEY'RE YOUR WHAT!!!?!!?!?

Paxy & Megsy: we have a sparkling?

Ratchet: YOU TWO INTERFACED!!! Optimus why didn't you tell me!?

Paxy: you didn't ask!!!

Ratchet: do you really expect me to ask if you've interfaced with your enemy?

nebula:* looks down at computer then up and smiles* we're going to have two more guests * snaps fingers*

???:* falls in a jumbled-up mess* what the f- YOU!!! * starts fighting*

nebula:* looks confused, looks down at computer then realistion dawns* aw, Pit * snaps fingers* ALL RIGHT, STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!!

???:* get ripped apart from each other, floating a foot above ground*

nebula:* pinches nose* I was hoping you two got along, but y'all still be fighting, Primus dam it

ODT Paxy: why wouldn't we, he * points to ODT Megsy* started the war that kill our home

ODT Megsy:* snarls* don't act like you had nothing to do with it, Prime

both ODTs:* start arguing*

Ominion:* stands in the background*

nebula:* whispers* is this normal?

Ominion:* whispers back* yeah, pretty much

both ODTs:* still arguing*

everyone:* really bored, and tired*

nebula:* eye twichs* ....................... ALL RIGHT YOU TWO, SHUT UP

ODT:* shut up*

nebula: good Lord above, you two really bring a whole new level of the saying '  bickering like an old married couple' sheesh, and you two have a Sparkling to take care of too, for Pit's sake

Ominion:* clears throat*

nebula:* turns to Ominion* what?

Ominion: actually, they had me when Carrier was Orion, and Sire was Megatronus, then the war happened

nebula:................... * slowly turns back to the ODTs* you two * points to Ominion* had a kid * starts pacing* that only had two for not even a fourth of his life!?!?!?!?!!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!? HONESTLY, IF YOU HAVE A CHILD IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO LOOK AFTER IT, UNLESS YOU INCAPABLE TO DO SO, PRIMUS TAKE YOU BOTH, YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS * remembers something, does a quick check, then look at ODT Megsy* you stole your own sparkling? * gestures to ODT Optimus* from his Carrier?

ODT Megsy:* scoffs* as if I would let my heir be contaminated by him? *jerks a thumb to ODT Optimus*

ODT Optimus: CONTAMINATED!? I'M HIS CARRIER!!!, and if anything, you've rotted his processor with violence and power

nebula: be. Quiet. Or I swear to Primus I will put gags on both of you

ODTs:* glare at each other but keep quiet*

Bulkhead:........... that's an interesting home life

Ominion: no kidding

nebula: since those two aren't going to be nice to each other they can leave * snaps the ODTs away* NEXT QUESTION

everyone:* thinking*

Bumblebee: /what's it like being both Autobot and Decepticon?/

Ominion: in my universe, I have friends on both sides of the war. Ratchet is my  Autobot uncle and Soundwave is my Decepticon one. I also have my own ship, Sheila is the AI

Optimus: our sparkling is all grown up. * tears up* I didn't create him and yet I feel responsible for him

Megsy: same * looks over at Ominion* would it ok if we adopt you?

Ominion: su-

nebula:* flys up and slaps a hand over his mouth* you're going to have to take that one up with golDRouge

Ratchet:* thinking very hard* Optimus?

Optimus: yes old friend?

Ratchet: Ominion creators are Orion Pax and Megatronus, from another timeline. Right?

Optimus: yes? * is confused*

Ratchet: then why did you say ' you didn't ask ' when I asked if you two had interfaced?

everyone:.................... * slowly turns to Paxy and Megsy*

Dreadwing:........ my lord?

both:* look at each other*

Megsy: well, you see-

Optimus: we sorta-

both: *turn and run*

Ratchet:* chases after them, wielding a wrench * YOU TWO ACTUALLY INTERFACED!?!?!?!?!!?

Bumblebee: / I'm going to be a big brother?/

Arcee: it's a possibility 

Bulkhead: who do you think will be the carrier?

everyone:* in sync* Optimus

Bulkhead: 0-0 that was quick, and scary 

nebula: that's all for today folks, @GolDRouge36 , and @NONOCANA I hope your character's actions and words were close to what you would have done. * flashes Ominion away* If not, then I apologize, remember to check their character descriptions out,  vote and comment and we'll see you next time on Transformers Prime Reacts To: pics, memes, and stuff * flashes everyone else away and lets out a big sigh* and back to homework we go, yay

Reddose:* emerges from the darkness* what about me

nebula:* screams and chucks the computer* WHERE DID Y- * realizes she chucked the computer* WAIT NO, I NEED THAT!!!! * races after the computer, which is thankfully not broken, then turns to back to Reddose* ............... I forgot you were here, hahaha * scratches the back of her neck* oops * flashes Reddose away* ........... what was I doin- oh right * slumps* homework

Chapter Text

nebula: ................................................... I don't know what to say

Bots & Cons: maybe thank you?

nebula: YES, that's a very good place to start, thank you, thank you, thank you for taking the time to click on, look at, and read this book. I know I haven't been updating, and I'm sorry, but I don't have any inspiration. School's been hectic, with homework, assignments, and tests. I apologize if this sounds like an excuse, but my mind isn't coming up with any ideas for stories, so sorry :(, however, I just want to say thank you for getting this book up to 22K views!!!

everyone: * clapping*

nebula: why are y'all clapping?

Miko: we just thought it was appropriate * shrugs*

nebula: oh, thanks :)

(ps. sorry for those who don't like long-winded things like that, but thank you 😊 )

Chapter Text

💥quick little note, this may contain spoilers, so if you haven't watched any or some of the Bay movies, but desire to do so, be warned and watch at your own risk 💥

nebula: HELLO AGAIN and welcome back to Transformer Prime Reacts To: pics, memes, and stuff. This chapter was requested by Whicho on Ao3, so here's a shout-out to them. A little side note, I just finished transferring this work, and three others onto Ao3. For those who don't know what it is, let me explain. Ao3 or Archives of Our Own beta is similar to Wattpad, being that you can read and write stuff. It is the second-best fanfiction site, and the most well-known ( this is all researched, this is not my opinion. I think both Wattpad and Ao3 are really good, and by research, I mean I looked it up on Google) and I so sorry for not updating, I've been having writer's block, so yeah, and I may or may not add all the others on Ao3 as well, but I don't know

everyone: * nods dumbly*

nebula: anyway, today you'll be reacting to Bayverse Optimus, more specifically RotF aka Revenge of the Fallen. When I saw it, I suppose it was a good movie, and Optimus does some stupid stuff, but we're not talking about that. You guys will be watching the icon moment ' Give me your face!!!". Now, react

everyone: * proceeds to watch the video down below*

Optimus: * is shocked* he's so violent!!! He just ripped out that mech's Spark!!!! And the thing he did to his face!? Why!?

nebula: in his defense, that was the Fallen, who was trying to destroy Earth's sun and if he destroyed the sun, Earth would plumet into a permanent ice age within 8 minutes, seeing that's how long it takes sunlight to reach Earth. All of humanity would freeze to death, and Earth, along with all the other planets in our solar system, would become rogue planets, doomed to wander through out space with no star, minus the Gas Giants, I think they'd evaporate or something, but I'm probably wrong. Anyway, I'd rather have BV Prime go berserk then what I just said, plus as I said, he was the Fallen, who is evil * shrugs*

Optimus: .............. what got kinda dark, but still!!!

Dreadwing: wait, how do you know that would all happen if your star died?

nebula: well, it's a mystical thing called Kurzgesagt- In a Nutshell. It's a really good YouTube channel I like, it's about science, and other stuff. Most of what I said is from this video. While it's not if the sun died, it's pretty close. Shockwave, you and Soundwave might like this. It's science-y

Soundwave: * nod*

Shockwave: humans are a primitive species and I highly doubt I shall find anything of interest or intrigue

nebula:.................. it would be for fun though

Shockwave: * voice full of dismissiveness and distaste* I don't do 'fun'. I am a scientist, thank you very much

nebula: *places her hands on her hips* what are you a Prime now?

Shockwave: no, that is unlogical *scoffs*. Optimus Prime is the last Pime, everyone knows that, human

nebula: *balls her fists* I know that cybertronian, but you're acting like a stuck-up prune, and you haven't before, so be quiet

Shockwave: *thankful stays quiet*

nebula: * takes a deep breath, then lets it out, before she starts thinking* you guys know what? I going to go find some other moments where Bayverse Optimus was really violent because this is a pathetic amount of dialog and I refuse to publish that little amount after this time of not publishing * starts look on the internet* and I found a couple ones

nebula: now before we watch, I just what to say what Prime does is dumb, ok? Great

everyone: * watch's*

Megatron:......................... * rubs the back of his neck* you would never do that to me, right?

Optimus: * stares horrified at the screen, then jolts toward Megatron* NO NEVER!!!! why would I- * proceeds to ramble at 100 mph*

Bumblebee: /Megatron just saved Optimus's life, and then he rips his head off!!! Why would he do that!?!?!?!?/

nebula: EXACTLY!!!! I think it's so stupid. He could have not killed Megatron, thank him for saving his life because hello common curtesy anyone? Together they could have worked on a way to end the War and figure out a way to go back to Cybertron, maybe put a little MegOp in the mix, but nooo, instead we're given two more movies. While they are both my favorites, it's still so stupid to me

Knockout: what are they called?

nebula: what are what called?

KO: the other movies

nebula: oh, the one right after Revenge of the Fallen, is AoE or Age of Extinction, and after that is tLK or the Last Knight, which is my favorite, despite it allegedly being the worst Michel Bay movie. I care not what people think of them, I love them and they're good movies

KO: cool, cool

Miko: * turns to Optimus* would you blow someone's brains out like that?

Optimus: * mortified screech* NO * is shaking*

Megatron: * hugs him and murmurs* breathe, Love, breathe. In and out, like this * proceeds to demonstrate*

Optimus: * clams down* thank you *snuggles into Megs's chest*

Megatron: anything for you, my dear *smiles*

nebula: *clears throat* as much as I would love to have this moment continue, we need to get back to reacting. 

everyone: * awkwardly waiting*

nebula:...................................... you guys want to see BV Prime fighting a transforming, fire breathing t-rex?

Optimus: HE'S FIGHTING A WHA- bam* falls unconscious*

nebula: ops * shrugs and throws away the frying pan* I'm beginning to think he had a stressful day to day. Anyway, here's BV Prime fighting Grimlock, plus a little more

be warned, there is swearing because it's Bayverse and we all know Hound's mouth is anything but clean

everyone:........................................................

nebula: oh, and Megatron?

Megs: * cautiously* yes?

nebula: you remember BV Prime ripping off BV Megs's helm?

Megs: yes?

nebula: yeah, well after that, the US government threw your dead body into the Mariana Trench, I think, then a company got your body out of the Trench, stole your coding, while you were still somewhat, somehow still conscience? Anyway, the company then proceeded to make transforming robots and called them Cybertronian or something. Anyway, you take over in ways I really don't want to explain right now, the remaining Autobots kill all the fakes, and Optimus leaves Earth to find his quote on quote 'Creators' and all that slag. Oh, and somewhere in the middle of all that Optimus kidnapped, the Autobots almost leave Earth for good, and Cybertronians being hunted and are 'illegal' or whatever, minus Lockdown who just want to take Optimus to he's 'Creators' which is a load of hot, molten slag if you ask me

Megs: * opening and closing his mouth multiple times*................................ excuse me?

nebula: * continues* but don't take my word for it, that's just a very, very brief summary of AoE, I think. They all start to blend together after awhile * shrugs*

Miko: *giggles* I like the Fat Ballerina part

nebula: me too! Sometimes when I'm bored, I'll just say it out loud. I also like Cade's sass, like who wouldn't laugh at 

' " I can't believe I'm putting my safety in your hands"

" You want the gun? Here's the gun"

" No, no, you keep it"

" Good, now shut up." '

Optimus: * starts to slowly wake up* wha- *blinks around* what happened? Why- ow, why does my helm hurt? * rubs the back of his helm*

nebula: eheheh, about that... * quickly hides the frying pan* um, yeah. You suddenly pasted out

Optimus: * narrows his optic* really? Because it felt like something hit me

nebula: what a crazy coincidence *smiles innocently*

Optimus: yeah, crazy

nebula: any who, here's another video to react to

Bumblebee: NO, OPTIMUS!!!!! *stands up and in tears*

everyone: * stunned to silence*

Starscream: * whispers* you killed him, you killed him for a human

Megatron: * has a look of horror on his face plate* what have I done?

Optimus: *doesn't register anything that is said* I.............. die? Because of, Megatron?

Ratchet: nebula *turns to her* explain. Now

nebula: * shuffles nervously* well, this happens before Optimus does the whole 'Give me your face' thing but yes, towards the beginning of the movie Megatron does kill Optimus, making him absent for most of it. Sam is now of the run, trying to revive Optimus while also trying to stop the Fallen, who can only be killed be a Prime

Arcee: but Megatron killed Optimus, who is the last Prime

nebula: exactly, that's why the Fallen had Megatron kill him

Arcee: ohhhh, he's smart

Dreadwing: but why would Lord Megatron follow his leadership? He never bows to anyone

nebula: m'k, so I've been looking around the BV MegOp stories and there is this theory, au, or whatever it is, which I believe, that Megatron didn't willingly start the War-

Decepticons: HE WHAT!?!?!?!

nebula: LET ME FINISH * clears her throat* as I was saying, he didn't start it willingly, because the Fallen was mind controlling him, forcing Megatron to do his bidding, and send him to Earth to find the Allspark. So, if we're going by that logic, Megatron didn't willing kill Optimus. The Fallen made him do it

Megatron: * collapses in relief* so it's not really my fault Optimus is dead *pauses and thinks about the recent conversion* wait you said this was before the battle in the desert, how. Optimus is dead unless.............. * looks hopeful*

nebula: * smiles and nods* yes, he does come back. Only because Sam almost dies, meets the Primes, is granted the Matrix, is sent back to Earth, and puts it into Optimus chest, reviving him

Autobots plus human: * breath a sigh of relief*

Ratchet: oh, thank Primus * he shoulders sag*

nebula: here's another one, and again, this also has swearing

everyone:...........................

Megatron: why does it always end with me dying?

nebula: actually, we aren't a hundred percent sure if you're really dead or not. I personally hope you're not, plus Quintessa is still alive * nebula snarls* unfortunately

Steve: why do I have the feeling you don't like her

nebula: * is livid* oh, PIT NO!!!! I very, very strongly dislike her * takes another deep breath* but if she is alive, we'll hopefully get another movie to close up the series. Mainly because there are so many untied ends. Will Unicron awaken fully? What is Quintessa going to do to him, because she said she would show them how to kill him. And the main question I want answered is whether or not Megatron is still alive

Bulkhead: you really like this movie

nebula: yep * smiles*

Optimus: so, who is Vivian?

nebula: she is the last direct descendant of Merlin, and the only one who can weld Quintessa's staff, which was gifted to him be the Knights of Cybertron, to keep it out of her hands. It hints in the movie that they get marries or become something more intimate

Optimus: oh

nebula: and here's the last one you'll be reacting to. However, this video does skip somethings, I think it has most of the Battle of Mason City

Megatron: why do I always die!?!?!

nebula: because you're the villain of the Transformers?

Breakdown: because you were trying to kill Optimus?

Ratchet: because you called him a maggot?

Starscream because-

Bumblebee: are we not going to address that fact that Optimus wanted Sam to kill him!?

everyone:............................ * looks at Optimus*

Optimus: don't look at me! I didn't ask for the Allspark to be shoved into my chest!! We share the same name and that's it!!

Arcee: and what was Megatron holding when Optimus arrived?

nebula:........... he.... may nor may not have been holding the dead remains of Jazz

Autobots: JAZZ!?!?!?!

nebula: I mean, it was kind of funny * helplessly shrugs*

Ratchet: * optics narrow* and how, exactly, is that funny?

nebula: well, Jazz provoked and kind of put it into Megatron's head. He said, " Do you want a piece of me!?" and Megs replied with " No, I want two" and rips him in half. So yeah, it's kind of funny

Knockout: does it scare anyone else that in the short time that humans met cybertronians, they were able to figure out our weak spots?

all cybertronians:............... he's right

nebula: yep, and they use that knowledge to go full geocide on all cybertronians later on

everyone: THEY WHA-

nebula: * teleports them away and turns back to the readers* any who, that's it for today folks. Whicho, terribly sorry it took so long, but here it is, I how you like it and to everyone else, join me and everyone else back here of the next chapter Of TRANSFORMERS PRIME REACTS TO: PICS, MEMES, AND STUFF!!!!! :)

Chapter Text

nebula: *in a homemade predacon costume* HAPPY HALLOWEEN WATTPAD AND Ao3, thanks for coming back to this chapter/episode of Transformers Prime Reacts To: pics, memes, and stuff :)

bots and cons: what are you wearing!?

Knockout: it's ugly

nebula: yeah? Well, you know what!? You're ugly too, Knockout >:(

KO: >:O how dare you!

nebula: yeah, well I put my heart and soul into this costume, and you called it ugly. So what if it's just made up of cardboard, duck tape, paint, and bits and pieces of my Ren Fest outfit, I worked hard to make this, so shut up

Knockout: *is quiet*

nebula: thank you, anyway, it's that time of year again Wattpad and Ao3~

Optimus: and what time is that?

Miko: IT'S HALLOWEEN!!!! :D

Bulkhead: what's a Halloween?

Miko: *suprired Pikacho face* this is a crime

Bulkhead: what!? Why!?

Miko: *ignores him* it is my duty as your best human friend to introduce you to the wonderful American holidays, starting with Halloween

nebula: could you do a short one? Like, tell them what it is and all that?

Miko:...... I suppose so, anyway *turns back to the bots and cons* Halloween is on October 31st, and you dress up, carve pumpkins, go trick or treating, eating candy, and lots of other things

nebula: great, sorry to ruin your fun, Miko, but I have a cute picture for you to react to

Miko: *squeals* he's so CUTE

nebula: told you so, but the sparkling is confused, so I will explain *turns to Optimus and points* you're a wizard, Optimus

Raf: Harry Potter reference?

nebula: yep, I've started reading the series for the very first time :)

Miko: how, have you just started reading Harry Potter?

nebula: it really didn't seem interesting, but Portal managed to convince me *shrugs*

Miko: *shakes her head* for shame

nebula: oh, leave me alone, you meanie

nebula: ok, this isn't tfp, but it's tfa

Jack: *looks closely* Is it that Orion Pax?

nebula: yep, the owls on his left shoulder are Bumblebee, Prowl, and Bulkhead in that order. The one on his helm is Ratchet, and the owl with red optics is Megatron

Ratchet: what book is he holding?

nebula: honestly? I have no idea *shrugs*

everyone: *stunned silence*

nebula:.......................... my guess is dark energon

Megatron:.......... what happened to my face?

nebula: I don't think we want to know

Knockout: what happened to Soundwave's face!?

everyone else: dark energon, don't question it

Arcee: *throws herself at Arachind and creeching* I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU JUST LIKE HOW YOU KILL TALEGATE!!!!!

nebula: *frantically throws her hands up, freezing Arcee mid-air* no, no, no, no. There will be no killing in here, killing is bad

Arcee: SHE MURDERED HIM, HE WAS INNOCENCE

Arachnid: now, now Arcee, you can't blame me for your inability to keep your partners alive >:) besides we are at war, you can't expect me to kill a trapped fly, now can you?

Arcee: *snarls at her*

nebula: *ignores her* yeah she did, but you've murdered a lot of innocence too, and you don't see their loved ones flinging themselves at you with mad abandon, do you?

Arcee:...................... no

Optimus: *sighs, gets up, and plucks her out of the air* it's moments like these where I wish we had Rung *sets her down on the ground*

nebula: here's some more stuff to react to

nebula: so Miko's costume is Sari, from tfa, and Jack's is Sam from Bayvervse, specifically the first one, tf1

Jack: so that's what the Allspark looks like?

nebula: in that dimension yes, in your's not so much, right Optimus? *turns to face him*

Optimus: that is correct, the Allspark, at least in the dimension, is pure energy, and does not have a physical form

Arcee: what am I?

nebula: I'm pretty sure you're a vampire queen or something like that. Bulkhead's Frankenstin's Monster, Bee's the Grim Reaper, Jackie's a mummie, and Smokescrean....... I think he might be a werewolf? I don't really know, I can't see it that well

Miko: she looks powerful :3

Arcee: I look scary >:)

nebula: sometimes you are

nebula: I don't even know what I'm looking at

Knockout: me of course *smirks* you know this may have been the smartest thing you've put up since ever

nebula:.................... you know what? I think I'm going to take this down >:)

Knockout: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :'O

nebula: don't mock me, I have power and I will use it 

Optimus: nebula *disapproving tone* you can't just use your power like that. It's irresponsible of you

nebula: *looking at her feet* sorry Mom

Optimus: *chokes* 

nebula: ok, so I found this, and my mind was blown, destroyed, obliterated. Whoever did this, you are the best pumpkin artist I have literally ever seen. This is... I-I have no words

Optimus: *trying to recover*

Miko: that's awesome

June and Fowler: very impressive

cybertronians: what is this?

Optimus: you called me mom!?

nebula: yeah, well you sounded like a parent, so I responded accordingly 

Dreadwing: why is this so impressive?

nebula: you guys know what a basketball is, right?

cybertronians: *nod*

nebula: so imagine, a fruit ruffly the same size as that and or bigger. Now imagine trying to carve, with knives, a picture that detailed *points to the pumpkin picture* do you think you could do it?

cybertronians: *thinking*

Bulkhead: no, I would probably break it *laughs*

nebula: exactly

Starscream: and a human did this?

nebula: uh-hu

Sratscream: *nods* interesting

Optimus:.............. I don't get it, how is this scary?

Raf: I mean that smile is kind of unsettling

nebula: hang on there's another part

everyone: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!?!?!

Optimus:.......... *stands up and walks away* NOPE, nope, nope, nope, nope. That is cursed and I'm not looking at it

nebula: well I really want some context for this, because he looks so cool and freaky

everyone: WHY!?

nebula: I DON'T KNOW!? It's cool

everyone: *stunned silence*

nebula:.......... *turns around and yells after the Prime* Optimus

Optimus: *yells back* what?

nebula: could you come back here, please?

 Optimus: is the cursed image gone?

Megatron: *weakly* yes

Optimus: ok *comes back and sees this* YOU SAID THE CURSED IMAGE WAS GONE!!!

nebula: you were talking about the other ones, this one is different. So Optimus, what, um, what have you been doing for free time?

Optimus: *staring at the picture*

nebula: I think I broke Optimus Prime :)

Soundwave: nebula- does this often, not only with Optimus Prime, surprise- illogical

nebula: you ruin my fun *pouts* well then, since I've been giving Op a hard time, here's a cute picture instead

Ratchet:.................. what the frag are you wearing!?

Optimus: I have no clue

Miko: *die slowly on the floor* he's- he's d-d-dress-sed up as E-EEYORE *soundlessly laughing*

the boy: *has joined her on the floor*

June and Fowler: *trying and failing to hide their snickers*

cybertronians: *still clueless* who's that?

nebula: *smiling* Eeyore, is a toy donkey from Winne the Pooh, he's always pessimist, gloomy, and depressing, like all the time. Where I come from, you guys *gestures to the cast* aren't real, so you guys have voice actors. Optimus's voice actor is Peter Cullen, who also voice acts Eeyore

Miko: ohhh, can we see more!?

nebula: sure

all the kids: *dead*

June and Fowler: *now slowly making their way to the floor*

cybertronains: *still confused*

nebula: and one more

cybertronians: we still don't get

nebula: that's okay *shrugs*

all humans: *have died*

nebula: oops

Arcee: they're not dead, dead right?

nebula: *snorts* pul-ease, you know how many times I've died in this book? I'm still standing here before you aren't I? I'm the author, I can do whatever the slag I want

Optimus: nebula...

nebula: *hurridly continues* but I don't because that would be irresponsible of me, as Optimus mentioned before

Optimus: *nods with a smile on his faceplate*

nebula: *whispers to herself* y'all are so mean to me

Optimus: what was that?

nebula: nothing mom

Optimus: I thought so 

nebula: so scary 0_0'

Megatron: *nods* frag right he is, and he's my bonded

Optimus: *glares*

Bumblebee: *coughs* are you going to revive the humans?

nebula: oh yeah, I should probably do that *snaps her fingers*

human: *are revived*

Miko: *crosses arm with a glare* you were going to forget us, weren't you

nebula: *raises hands in surrender* guilty as charged, sorry :)

Miko: I hope spiders crawl into your bed tonight

nebula:.......... *turns to Optimus* MOM, MIKO'S BEING MEAN TO ME!!!!!!

Optimus: Miko...

Miko: *looks down* sorry mom

June: *throws hands up* so he can scold you but I can't!?

Miko: well da, *rolls her eyes* he's not a helicopter mom, unlike someone, and his love is soft and comforting, yours is oppressive and smothering

June: >:O it is not!

Miko: it is too

June: *turns to the boys* I am not oppressive and smothering, am I?

Raf: u-um, I mean?

Jack: w-well, I would say s-smothering, but...

June: *tears up* my own son thinks I'm oppressive

Knockout: are you ok?

Starscream: *slowly to him with the same smile* no

everyone: *scooches away*

Dreadwing: now will you let me kill him?

Megatron: *mutely nods*

nebula: you'll have to do it outside the book, because as I keep saying *gesture to the cast to finish*

everyone: killing is bad, no killing in the book

nebula: exactly, now that's a rap folks. I hope you have a chilling, and terrifying October and a very spooky Halloween, Wattpad and Ao3. Join us on the next chapter/episode of 

a few people: Transformers Prime Reacts To: pic, memes, and stuff

nebula: *deadpans* Primus, are you guys depressed or something? *throws a canister to the ground and everyone, including herself, vanishes in a cloud of black smoke*

Chapter Text

nebula: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME BACK TO THIS CHAPTER/EPISODE OF *points to the cast*

Prime, Megs, Bee, the humans, and Steve: Transformers Prime Reacts To: pics, memes, and stuff

nebula: thank you to all those who answered, though next time you might want to be louder, but here's a reward for actually saying it *snaps figures, then chairs and beanbags appear*

those who answered: *sit down*

nebula: everyone else, you get the floor, or can remain standing if you so desire. Ok cybertronains and humans, today we have guests *claps and tLK bots, Megatron, and humans pop in*

Cade: WHAT THE F- 

nebula: *slaps him*

Cade: *holds his cheek* ow, what was that for!?

nebula: *crosses her arms* you're new, so I won't hurt you that bad, but there is zero tolerance for swearing in English in this room, got it?

Cade: *nods*

nebula: thanks-

Vivian: who are you!?

nebula: me? Oh right, you two are new. Hello, greetings, and salutations, my name is nebula, and I'm the author *bows at the waist* welcome to my reaction book *smiles*

Cade and Vivian: WE'RE IN A BOOK!?!?! HOW!?

nebula: *opens her mouth to speak, but then slowly closes it* ........................................ that's actually a good question. I don't know, but let's just chalk it up to author magic, shall we

tLK Megs: *collapses with a groan, and presses his remaining servo to where his arm used to be* not to be rude but... *nods to his wound, which is practically weeping engeron*

nebula: OH SHOOT, yeah, hang on *snaps fingers and Megs's arm reappears* and here's some engeron for you

tLK Megs: *nods and downs the first two cubes, then starts sipping on the last*

tLK Optimus: *grimaces and looks away*

tLK Megs: *glances at him* it was a good swing, Prime. Lots of power in it, but next time don't hesitate to kick me, 'kay? I'm built a lot tougher than you, I can take it *smirks, flashing his denta*

tLK Op: *lightly blushing* noted

 nebula: anyway today you guys are reacting to AoE and tLK fanart 

tfp people: yay, blackmail >:)

tLK people: WHAT!?!?! WHY US!?

nebula: because I said so, and we will also have two more guests. *claps again, then a sparkling and human appears* Everyone, this is Shadowrubicon, and MultiWing respectively *turns to Shadow, and Wing, then gestures to everyone* Shadow, Wing please say hi

Shadow: *waves happily* hi :)

Wing: *casually lifts her hand* hey

tfp Optimus: where did you find a sparkling!?!? And why did you bring a human too!?

nebula: *shrugs* both of them asked if they could be here and I said yes. *pauses time and turns to readers* Which reminds me, if you readers want to be here with me, the bots and cons, send me a comment on the book or my profile of how you would like me to portray you, along with your pronouns and if you want, how you look. I'll try to bring you in some time, but I'm gonna limit it to two people per chapter, I'll make a list to make sure I don't forget anyone, but it might take some time to get you in, and I've never done something like this, so please be patient with me *unpauses time*

Shadow: it's really nice to meet you all *has a big smile on their face*

tfp people: *melt* awwwwwwww

tLK people: *soften*

Wing: same

Miko: *eyes wide and voice full of awe as she looks at Wing* you are awesome

Wing: thanks *smirks*

Vivian: *staring at Shadow* it's a....... baby?

nebula: she, but yes. A sparkling, which Shadow here is, is a baby cybertronian

tfp Optimus: * picks them up, and cradles them* you will be protected, little one. I swear on my spark

Shadow: this isn't-

tfp Megs: this is very necessary, little one

Shadow:......... ok?

nebula: awwww, so cute. Anyway, time to react guys

nebula: *smiles* you look pissed *glances at tLK Prime* wonder who made him mad *elbows tLK Megs*

tLK Megs: *chokes*

tfp Op:............ *squints* what's wrong with your chest?

tLK: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY CHEST!?!?! WHAT'S WRO-

tLK Megs: *places his servo on his helm, and rubs* now is not the time, Prime

tLK Op: *yanks his helm away, and looks away blushing* yeah, yeah, whatever

nebula: ok, ok, no one's going to ask any more questions about tLK Optimus's chest because that's kind of weird. Even if he does look like an anime girl

tLk Op: WHY YOU LITT-

everyone:......................................?

Shadow: why is Mr. Hound wearing a tutu?

tLK Optimus: 0_0.......................................... *turns to Hound* what is this?

Hound: *dramatically gets up* I, am a fat ballerina *does a pirouette*

tLK Megs: *snorts picks at his claws* sure you are

Wing:..... *stands up* I need bleach! *walks away* BLEACH!!

tfp people: *laughing their afts off*

Shadow: *giggles*Mr. Drift looks so done

Crosshairs: yeah, but I look better though * grins smugly, and his armor fluffs up with pride, like a rooster*

Shadow: no you don't

everyone: *snorts, giggles, or laughs loudly*

Starscream: *mutters* savage child

Crosshairs: excuse me?

Shadow: *blinks innocently with a bright smile* you're excused *giggles*

Crosshairs: >:O

nebula: *pats their helm fondly* that's enough Crosshairs bashing, Shadow. I need him mentally intact 

Breakdown: so he doesn't have to be physically? *transforms his servo into a hammer*

nebula: wha-? No! *facepalms* you people are so violent sometimes

nebula: ohhhhhhh, I've seen so many of these, I love them :)

tLK people: what is this!?!?

nebula: this *gestures to the picture* is tLK shattered glass

tLK people: what's that mean!?!?!?

nebula: it means you *points to tLK Prime* are evil, and Megs *points to him* is good. It's like looking through shattered glass hint, hint, hint. It's the same person, just not the same reflection

Vivan and Cade:....................... that makes sense

Miko: Prime looks kinda scary, but also kinda cool, too

Jack: I can agree with the scary part, but not the cool part. He looks dangerous

June: *having a proud mother moment* I raised you so well

Raf: even more than our one *is shaking*

tfp Bumblebee: *picks him up* I got you, little bro

tfp people: you got, what!?

tfp Bumblebee: *looks up confused* what? He's like a little brother to me

tfp Optimus:........... *looks at Raf* adopted son?

tfp Megs: I've never raised a human sparkling before but, hey, there's a first time for everything *shrugs*

Raf:........................ I'm adopted?

tfp Prime and Megs: yes you are, son

Raf: :(

nebula: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! XD IT'S A SLEEPY PRIME!!!!!!!!! *dies*

tLK Megs: *turns away, faceplate bright blue, one servo covering his intake* hot damn, hot fragging damn, I'm screwed

Crosshairs and Cade: *wolf whistles*

Crosshairs: look'n good there, Prime

tLK Optimus: *choking*

Vivian: *smacks Cade*

Cade: what was that for!?

Vivian: you know what

Cade: what? I can't appreciate art now!? That mech can make any man straight as a spring if he wants to

nebula: *is revived with a snort* amen dude

tLK Op: *dying*

tfp Megs:................. *looks at his Prime* could you stretch like that every morning?

tfp Op: *smacks him* no, you pervert

Raf: what are we looking at?

Starscream: are you bli-

Bumblebee: *covering Raf's eye* yes he is

nebula:  oh, come on. It's not that bad

Bumblebee: yes it is

Steve: *takes a picture of the picture* I'm going to show the others this, and it's going to cost five shanix a minute

nebula: *chokes on a laugh* that'a mech, Steve * pats him on the back* that'a mech

Cade: I remember that *turns to tLK Bee* you were so jealous

tLK Bee: I was- not-

Hound: you're a frag'n liar, you little slag heap

tLK Bee: and- you're an old- trigger happy- ass- hat-

Hound: *raises a cube of high grade* here here, carrierfragger

Drift: *tiredly* where did you even get that?

Hound: a wizard don't reveal his secrets, Samurai freak

Drift: *whips out his swords, puts them against his neck, and snarls* call me that again, I dare you

Hound: *wisely keeps quiet and sips on high grade*

Drift: *puts his swords down with a huff*

nebula: *snaps a glass of apple juice into existence and quietly sips it* ....................... y'all be so violent

Shadow: *points to nebula's glass* can I have some?

nebula: of course, you can Shadow *snaps fingers and a cube of sparkling grade appears in their servos*

Shadow: thank you Mrs. nebula *smiles*

nebula: any time, but please remember I don't like being called Mrs, Ms, or Miss, nebua is just fine

nebula: and just as a quick reminder, I don't own any of these pictures, all the credit goes to their respective artists

tfp Megs: *snorts* of course not, I've seen your art and it's flat, these ones have dimension to them

tfp Optimus: *slaps his shoulder* her art is fine

nebula: *looks away and says quietly* I mean, he's not wrong. My art is pretty bad * looks back to the group, speaking louder* we're not talking about my art, I'm just doing a quick disclaimer. And I'm still trying to find a shading tool, ok? Primus

Shadow: Mr. Optimus looks so cool * their optics are at their widest setting*

tLK Optimus: *looks away, but there's a small grin on his faceplate*

Wing: *is back from her hunt for bleach* true, true

nebula: did you find bleach?

Wing: no :(

nebula: aw so sad, but now, on to the good part *grins crazily*

tLK Crosshairs: ok people, it's confirmed, nebula is mentally unstable

nebula: *rolls her optics* coming from you? That's rich. Now as I was saying, we're getting to the good part

tfp Optimus: and what part is that? *slightly worried*

nebula: *insert Gollem voice* ThE shIpS, mY  pREciOuS >:)

everyone:.......................... *backing away*

nebula: *deadpans* oh come on, I'm not that weird

Wing: no, but you're kinda freaky

nebula: and? 

everyone: *still staying back*

nebula: * rolls her eyes* whatever, this isn't important right now, sHiPs

nebula: if you readers haven't figured this out, or haven't read my bio, MegOp is my OTP in all universes, but mainly just in tfp, and I will die on this ship. So if the cast is reacting to general ships, you can safely bet this will be the first. Also to my fellow MegOpians out there, put  MegsxOp in the comments :D

tLK Prime and Megs: WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!

nebula: this is the beautiful ship of MegOp, my pretties >:)

tLK Prime and Megs: WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP THIS!?!!?!?

June: because it's so sweat

Jack: MOM! :O

nebula: *ignores him* thank you, June

tLK: Optimus: I don't love him!! *points tLK Megs* I never have!!

everyone: *looks at him*

nebula:................... I never said you did

tLK Optimus:................................ *optics wide in realization, and blushes furiously*

tLK Megs: *smirks smugly* have something to said, *purrs darkly* my dear

tLK Optimus: n-no *blushing even harder*

tLK Megs: *yanks his OP closer, holding him by his waist* you're sure?

tLK Op: *squeaks, then quickly covers his intake with his servos, and nods his helm*

tLK Megs: *flight engine rumbles lowly* what pretty little noise, I'll be sure to extract-

nebula: *smacks him* OKKKKKKKKKKKK, THIS IS A GENERAL AUDIENCE BOOK, SO KEEP YOUR LEMONY STUFF OUT OF HERE. Fluff? Sure, I'm cool with that, but no spicey stuff in the book, got it? Outside, I could care less, inside? NonononononoNO

tLK Megs: *rolls his optics* whatever you say, you prune

nebula: I, am not a prune, I just don't want to get reported, thank you very much *huffs, but then turns to our guests* what do you guys think about this?

Wing: *shrugs* I'm okay with it, but I don't actively ship. I mostly ship Optimus with Arcee, Windblade, or Elita

nebula: what about Megs? Who do you ship him with, if you do?

Wing: him? Oh, I ship him with Firestar

nebula: oh

Wing: what?

nebula: nothing, nothing, I don't really like that ship. I have nothing against it, though

Wing: *nods* ok

Dreadwing: who is this, Firestar?

nebula: oh, her? I'm pretty sure she's an OC, but in this one Au, she's Megatron's Sparkmate, and Elita is Op's, I think. I'm fairly certain both their children fall in love with each other, but I'm not positive. Like I said, I'm not a big fan of this ship, so correct me if I'm wrong. What about you, Shadow? Any thoughts?

Shadow: I think it's an amazing ship :)

nebula: factsssssss :)

tLK Optimus: *dying in tLK Megs's arms*

nebula, Miko and June: awwwwwww😍

tLK Op: stoppppppppppppppppppppp

nebula: no, suffer for the sake of the MegOp shippers >:)

tLK humans and bot: * keep glancing at the pair*

Crosshairs: sooooooooooooooooooo, Prime. You got anything you want to share with us

tLK Prime: *in a strangled voice* no

tLk Op: *is now dead*

nebula: next we have CrossDrift

Drift: WHAT?!?!? WITH HIM!?!?!

Crosshairs: ohhhhh, I like where this is going >:)

Drift: WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!

nebula: didn't tLK Op ask the same thing?

Drift: *whirles around* THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!! 

Crosshairs: I don't see anything wrong with this *winks at Drift* baby~

Drift: *pulls out swords* and now you die *charges at Crosshairs*

Crosshairs: *screams, and runs away*

Drift: GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!!!!!! FACE YOUR DEATH WITH HONOR!!!!!!!

everyone:................................?

Wing: he gonna die

nebula: yeah ....... well, I guys we're done with this ship. Though this does remind me of this next picture

everyone: *nods* that's accurate 

Drift: *still chasing Crosshairs*

everyone: *watching*

nebula:.................. we should probably stop him

Dreadwing, Shoadow, tfp Op, and Steve: yeah

nebula:....... but it'd be a lot more fun if we don't :)

everyone: yeah

nebula: well we're almost done with this chapter, Shadow, Wing, your guys' time's up. Thanks for stopping by

Wing: thanks for having us :)

nebula: no prob, bye Shadow

Shadow: bye nebula :)

Optimus and Megs: bye sparkling

Shadow: *waves*

Op&Megs: *waves back*

nebula: *snaps her fingers and the guesses disappear* sooooooooo, more ships?

tfp OP: as long as they don't cause, that *gestures to Drift and Crosshairs*

nebula: no promises, but now, I present to you all *throws up picture*

nebula: GRIMTIMUS or Grimlock x Op, whichever you prefer

BV people: CURSED

nebula: I think it beautiful, this and Barn Husbands

Hound: what's 'Barn Husbands'

nebula: Cade x Op :)

Cade: I'M SORRY, WHAT!?!??!?!??!!?!?

nebula: you heard me >:)

BV Op:................... why do you torture me so?

nebula: hmm *shrugs* boredom 

BV Op: *glares at her* frag you

nebula: *flips him off* you to, dude *starts reading dark Harry Potter stuff on Ao3* well since most of y'all are being boring *glances at remaining BV people* I'll send you guys home *snaps fingers*

all BV people: *vanish*

Arcee: don't you- hm, what's the word?

Miko: ship?

Arcee: yeah, don't you ship Prime with Megatron?

nebula: yeah?

Arcee: then why do you put him with other people?

nebula: fair question. I'm what fanfiction people would call a 'multi shipper', meaning I don't just ship him with one person, I put him with different people

Arce: ohhh

nebula: and before I send y'all on your merry way here's one more Grimtimus picture

nebula: *snaps fingers*

tfp people: *vanish* 

nebula: *turns to readers/viewers* thank you for coming back to this chaptersode of Transformers Prime Reacts To: pics, memes, and stuff!!!! See y'all next time with me, the bots, the humans, and the cons :) *snaps fingers, blinding light erupts and nebula vanishes*