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Shiromi: Hey Kuroko?
Kuroko: Yes Shiromi?
Shiromi: I have a sneaking suspicion that Megami has a crush on Ayano!
Kuroko: Pardon?
Shiromi: You heard me! I think Megami loves Ayano but is too scared to say it!
Kuroko: Shiromi. It is highly unprofessional to talk about your superiors in that way but also, where did you get this from?
Shiromi: From none other than my partner in crime Akane!
Kuroko: Then it is highly unlikely that Megami likes Ayano. After all, Megami hates the girl.
Shiromi: Well, I know that! She told us to avoid Ayano when she returned!
Kuroko: So why do you say otherwise?
Shiromi: Because I saw them chatting with each other outside when I was doing my patrols
Kuroko: That says nothing. Megami could be trying to coax information from Ayano without our knowledge.
Shiromi: But Aoi told me about this too! Literally told me that she thinks the two would be great for each other!
Kuroko: Aoi? Isn't she the closest one to Megami?
Shiromi! Exactly! Which is why I believe that our president is falling for Ayano!
Kuroko: I do not believe this, call the rest of the council but Megami
Shiromi: Yeah, I wouldn't want to interrupt her on her date with Ayano!
Kuroko: Shiromi!
Shiromi: Sorry!
[Akane, Aoi, Kuroko, and Shiromi gather in the council room]
Aoi: Alright, what were we called for?
Akane: Asking the same thing! At least we weren't on our patrols.
Kuroko: You all were called here to discuss Shiromi's theory that Megami supposedly loves Ayano
Aoi: Oh that one. Might've fueled fire for that one.
Shiromi: What an odd way to say that you think the two would be a great couple
Aoi: Shiromi, I swear to God-
Akane: Please no fighting dears. This is just a silly ship after all.
Aoi: I guess...
Kuroko: So, we all agree that Megami doesn't love Ayano?
Akane: Well-
Aoi: You've got to be kidding Akane!
Akane: But you and Shiromi convinced me that Megami and Ayano make a great couple!
Aoi: Don't expose me Akane
Shiromi: C'mon, join the shipping train Aoi! It's blowing the whistle!
Aoi: Uggh, fine. I'll join the train
Shiromi: Sweet! I mean, you are the conductor after all!
Kuroko: So Shiromi was right in saying that you claimed that Megami likes Ayano?
Aoi: I'll confess that I did say that after I noticed her hang around with Ayano a lot. And, other things...
Shiromi: Oooo, did things get fruity~
Aoi: GOD DAMNIT SHIROMI IF YOU IMPLY THINGS LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL-
Kuroko: You two, settle down. We are a council, not a fight club.
Shiromi: Awww, but a fight club sounds amazing!
Akane: Is everything calm now?
Aoi: It is, for now
Shiromi: Hey if it means anything, I apologize for saying that. In the words of Kuroko, "That was inappropriate"
Aoi: I'll take it I guess. You never really apologize so it's something.
Kuroko: Is this an insult?
Akane: It's probably just a joke dear! It's in good fun.
Kuroko: I'll accept that answer.
[Megami walks into the council room]
Megami: Why was there meeting called without my knowledge? Was there something important that you all had to discuss?
Shiromi: If you consider talking about if a ship has enough canon backing to maybe be canon be important, then yes! We had something important to discuss that absolutely required a meeting.
Megami: I expected my council to be more formal than this
Akane: Shiromi, you could've just said that we were talking about non-academic things as friends? You didn't have to word it like that...
Aoi: We're all going to get in trouble because of Shiromi's godawful wording
Shiromi: Hey! I answered her question!
Kuroko: In the worst way possible
Shiromi: If you're playing it like this... I- you know what, I'll take the blame. I am the troublemaker after all.
Aoi: Surprising honestly. I like this.
Shiromi: Yeah, yeah. consider this a one-time thing.
Megami: Ahem?
Akane: Oh sorry about that dear! We were still in the heat of debate.
Megami: All over a fictional relationship...
Shiromi: Who ever said it was fictional?
Aoi: Now you've done it Shiromi
Megami: You are informing me that you four spent ten minutes of your time arguing over the possiblity of two real life people getting together
Shiromi: If it was a poly ship, I would've joked about that-
Aoi: Shiromi, please shut up before you make this worse
Shiromi: Fine, fine. If you need a wild card, then tell me to speak
Megami: I am not going to question further. If you wish to keep this discussion going, then don't do it in a place where people can easily overhear you. We are the student council of Akademi, not an average club.
Kuroko: Orders received
Aoi: Got it
Akane: Will do dear!
Shiromi: Sweet! We'll follow through!
Megami: Thank you. Now I shall be leaving to do my duties.
[Megami leaves the room]
Shiromi: I am willing to bet money that she is heading towards Ayano
Aoi: You heard what Megami said, no ship talk unless outside of Akademi
Shiromi: Well, it technically wasn't ship talk
Akane: Let's play it safe dear and either end this or move outside
Kuroko: Agreed
Shiromi: Let's move it outside then! I suggest my house since it's very nearby.
Kuroko: Are we really going to further this discussion?
Akane: You bet!
Aoi: Why not. I'm in the mood.
Kuroko (sighing): Majority rules. We'll go to Shiromi's house.
Shiromi: Yesss! After that, we'll confront Megami ourselves.
Aoi: If you do that, you're doing that by yourself
Akane: I might join her!
Aoi: Of course you would. You two are pretty much a couple at this point with all the pranks you've pulled off.
Akane (stuttering): What!
Shiromi: I can see it. I'll prepare the rings and vows, oooo maybe even the venue!
Akane (blushing): Shiromi! Stop it!
Shiromi: Alright, alright sweetheart. Let's just all head to my place then.
Kuroko: Agreed
Aoi: Finally
Akane: Alright... Don't fluster me like that again.
Shiromi: Mmm, okay. Just for now!
[As the four leave the room to Shiromi's, Megami is shown to be listening in]
Megami: As I suspected. My actions have raised their suspicion. What I hope doesn't happen is that their theories are proved to be true.