Chapter Text
To: Jane, Quinn
Text Message
Sep 16, 2014 6:17 PM
JL: Hey D
DM: Jane, what have I told you about lazy texting? It's only four more letters.
QM: god sis we ned hlp. don b a grmmr Nazi
DM: I prefer English major. What did you two get into this time?
JL: Gonna need a ride
DM: I have a date.
QM: me to!
DM: What happened?
JL: Q puked on us
QM: nt my falt
JL: U got n a drinking contest with a linebacker
QM: i won
DM: Where are you?
JL: Farmingham
DM: Why the hell are you all the way out there?
JL: Party
QM: prty
DM: Hold on.
Text Message
Sep 16, 2014 6:21 PM
DM: Brit?
BT: Yeah?
DM: I can't make it tonight.
BT: Why?
DM: The idiots are stuck out in Farmingham, drunk and covered in vomit.
BT: Farmingham!?
DM: Congratulations, you can read.
Sorry, I didn't mean that.
I'm just sick of this and it's pissing me off.
BT: No prob. Come pick me up.
DM: What?
BT: Not letting you drive angry and not letting Jane crash in our dorm without showering.
DM: Fine.
I love you.
BT: Love you too.
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Text Message
Dec 14, 2014 6:43 PM
HM: Are you done with your client?
JM: Yeah, I'm done with him.
For good.
DAMN IDIOT!
HM: Calm down.
JM: I am clam!
Damn phone
I typed calm
HM: Just get in the car and drive home and we can have a nice dinner.
JM: Already on the road
HM: Are you driving?
JM: Of course
HM: Then stop texting. It's not safe.
JM: I now what I'm doing!
I mint know
stupid phone thinks it knows better than me!
HM: Jake stop texting this instant!
Text Message
Dec 14, 2014 7:01 PM
HM: Jake?
I'm sorry.
Please answer.