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1. Size Doesn't Matter, Except When It Does by Moonbeam (moonbeamsfanfic)

   Fandoms: Transformers  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jan 2010

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Rumble/Starscream
   • Rumble
   • Starscream
   • G1
   • Porn
   • Snark
   • Kink
   • Kink Meme
   • Size Kink
   • Dirty Talk
   • Wingfic
   • Masturbation
   • Sticky
   • Humor

   Summary

   Most Cybertronians have both a spike and a valve, but an unlucky few are only either/or. Rumble formatted as spike-only; Starscream as valve-only. Both suffer disadvantages that often lead to them avoiding interface in favour of self-service. Then Rumble discovers Starscream's similar but opposite problem, and decides to put two and two together to their mutual satisfaction. Sticky, obviously!

   Series

   • Part 1 of Ping-Pong Porn !verse

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